Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?
Chapter 27 Teacher Jiang Wants To Sing "Learning To Meow"? Impossible!
On the podium.
After listening to what Jiang Feng said, the two boys were numb!
The two of them had just fought a few minutes ago, and now they are immediately asked to hug each other and sing "Brother Hug"?
That must be embarrassing! Where should I put my face? I’m afraid you won’t be able to hold your head up in class in the future, right?
For the sake of their own face in Class 4, the two boys would of course refuse to obey.
He just stood there, turning his face to one side, refusing to speak, and making no movement.
The main character is a rebellious person who refuses to obey life or death.
However.
Jiang Feng didn't panic at all.
He still has control over these two people, and is he afraid that you won't obey?
Ever since.
Jiang Feng stood under the podium, with a leisurely expression, and said slowly: "Song Hang, Liu Xiaotian, you don't want everyone in the class to know why you started fighting, right?"
The moment the words fell.
On the podium.
The two boys trembled at the same time! I got scared on the spot!
Even if Jiang Feng threatened their parents by telling them, they were not afraid at all.
The issue of face is too important for boys of this age.
They would rather go home and eat a meal of belt stew than hold each other on the podium and sing that!
Even if you tell the class teacher or the school, the most you can do is write a review after the criticism, or just report the criticism and record a demerit.
but.
Jiang Feng's move was too cruel!
If the fact that they got into a fight over which girl in school was the prettiest was known to the class...
I have been unable to survive the past three years!
Even if you drop out of school, you will be ashamed for the rest of your life!
Maybe more than ten years later, there will still be rumors in Yunhai City No. 1 Middle School that two high school freshmen got into a fight and dropped out of school because they complained about the beauty of a girl in the school.
On the podium.
The two boys did as Jiang Feng said on the spot and hugged each other with disgust on their faces.
Jiang Feng smiled brightly: "Wait a minute, let me play an accompaniment."
...
Because when Jiang Feng called the two of them out, he turned off the sound and picture in the live broadcast room.
Therefore, the viewers in the live broadcast room did not know what happened to them outside.
But just from the panicked looks on the two boys' faces, they felt that Jiang Feng had as much leverage as knowing how many times a week they rushed!
【puff! What kind of handle can make two adolescent boys so submissive? It's amazing! 】
[Oh, the more I don’t say this, the more curious I become! I couldn't stand it any more, so I tied up Teacher Jiang in traffic tonight and asked him! 】
[It’s really a shame, this wave is so tricky, it’s the post-00s who understand students better! 】
[Why does what Teacher Jiang said sound like a childhood movie? I'm afraid I won't miss it! Ask for resources! 】
【I have it, I have it! The network disk name is my ID and the password is xyy150. 】
【Damn you! 150 G of Pleasant Goat, right? Die for me! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
...
Under the podium.
Many students are wondering.
What does Jiang Feng know that can make these two boys so obedient?
The more mysterious it becomes, the more curious it becomes.
However, Jiang Feng didn't say anything until the end.
I just picked up my phone and played the BGM of "Brother Hug" to the two boys on the podium.
The prelude just started.
All the students below looked at the two boys on the podium awkwardly hugging each other, their eyes filled with despair!
Facing everyone's death stares, the two of them only felt more embarrassed!
I wish I could board the Shenzhou spacecraft overnight and escape from the earth.
Seeing that they remained silent, Jiang Feng urged: "Hurry up, hurry up."
There is really no way.
The two boys had no choice but to hug each other and speak in a numb manner.
——Brother, you have lost weight and look tired~
——The wind and dust along the way cannot cover the cheeks of time~
——Brother, you have changed and become silent~
——Tell me what’s in your heart~
...
Under the podium.
The 48 students looked at the two people above who were forced to go to work with despairing expressions, and they all laughed until they had cramps!
He leaned forward and backward on the desk, swaying this way and that.
Jiang Feng even turned on the video recording function of his mobile phone at the right time and secretly recorded their scene.
Suddenly I saw that the hands held by the two people were a little loose.
Jiang Feng also stepped forward very "considerately" and helped them get back together.
It immediately made the two of them want to cry even more!
But at this time, the lyrics they sang were even more appropriate for the occasion!
...
——Brother, give me a hug and tell me what’s on your mind~
——Tell us all your grievances and vicissitudes over the years~
——Brother, give me a hug. If you have tears, just shed them~
——All the bitterness and bitterness buried in these years~
...
The hearts of the two of them were quite explosive!
It’s really aggrieved, but also bitter, and I still want to cry! But they were all tricked by that old man Jiang Feng!
They have seen many kinds of teacher's love.
But this is too new!
The perfect lyrics coupled with the tearless expressions on their faces almost made the other students in the audience laugh to death!
A few boys nearby were beating the table crazily, laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.
...
And at this time.
The audience in the live broadcast room went crazy with joy and started recording the screen one after another.
We must let more people see the operation of this old teacher!
Pass this happiness on!
[I laughed so hard that I knocked over tonight’s dinner. This operation shocked my mother for a whole year! 】
[I learned it. If my students fight in the future, let them do it too! After experiencing the sour feeling once, I probably won’t want to fight for three years! 】
[I have started to prepare for the teaching qualification exam, little brothers and sisters, I’m here, sister, hahahaha! 】
[The singing by these two people has no skills and no emotion, it’s all complaining! 】
【Too grassy! Teacher Jiang is even still filming! This is all high-definition and uncensored black history! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
...
When the two boys finished singing.
When I walked off the podium and returned to my seat, my eyes were even a little dull.
It's like Ultraman Tiga was stripped of his light.
And at this time.
The students under the podium were also interested.
He began to encourage Jiang Feng, who was standing aside.
"Teacher Jiang, come one! Come one!"
"As a teacher, you should take the lead for your students! Teacher Jiang, come here too!"
"That's right! Teachers should teach by words and deeds! Come on, Teacher Jiang!"
After a man heckled.
Everyone else started to boo.
Even the two boys who had just finished fighting started shouting.
Jiang Feng was quite helpless: "Okay, okay, then you have to talk about something, right?"
"Xiao Mo Shaomai!"
"Little Apple!"
"Mow like a cat!"
"Mow like a cat!!!"
After one person shouted "Learn to meow", others immediately followed suit.
At the end.
The entire class of 50 students rode on horseback and shouted "Learn to Meow" in unison!
"???"
Jiang Feng was speechless on the spot.
I am a handsome man who fell from the sky on horseback, a handsome boy of 1.8 meters tall, and is known as Daniel Wu of Yunhai No. 1 Middle School in the world. You want me to sing a SB song like "Learning to Meow"? !
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