Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Seeing a group of Zhang Bo who were sleeping soundly at this time, Jiang Feng took action and quickly came up with an idea.

He deliberately made a silent gesture first to signal the students in the class not to disturb him yet.

Then he picked up his phone and searched for the sound of a crystal explosion.

Turn it up deliberately and play it in Zhang Bo's ear.

"Defeat!"

As the sound of the crystal explosion and the voice of defeat were played, Zhang Bo woke up from his sleep instantly!

Still muttering to himself: "Fuck, a bunch of cheating teammates, I really am..."

Halfway through the sentence.

When he looked up, he happened to see Jiang Feng standing in front of him, and his body shook suddenly.

The words he wanted to say got stuck in his throat on the spot!

I was so embarrassed for a moment that I almost dug out the three bedrooms and one living room with my toes!

He explained to himself again and again:

"Mr. Jiang, listen to my excuse. I didn't play games in class. I must have been dreaming just now!"

And following Zhang Bo's embarrassment, the students in the class instantly staggered into laughter!

Especially his good friends, they even laughed so hard that they banged the table crazily and made chicken crows!

"Pfft hahahaha! Don't explain, explanation is just a cover-up!"

"That's okay, Brother Zhang. He committed the crime against the wind and slept under Teacher Jiang's nose!"

"Brother Zhang, why are you awake? Your teammates are helping you guard the jungle area. Why did you hang up? If you continue to sleep now, you may be able to continue your dream!"

"You're laughing so hard, suddenly I'm not sleepy anymore!"

After this burst of laughter rang out in the classroom.

Everyone in the class, whether they were trying to sleep or were already sleeping, was very energetic due to the noise and no longer felt sleepy at all!

It seems that the situation is almost the same.

Jiang Feng also returned to the podium.

Originally, he had prepared other operations, but it seems that they are no longer needed now.

Then next time.

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In the live broadcast room.

As the students’ magical laughter rang out, the audience in the live broadcast room was also infected.

Not to mention how embarrassing it would be to be caught by the teacher while dreaming of playing games!

really.

Happiness is based on the pain of others!

It’s really joyful to see other people being embarrassed!

【Killing me! Go back to sleep and catch up on your dreams. Don’t hang up and trick your teammates about which god said it! If you can speak, speak more! It’s all nine years of compulsory education, why are you so showy! 】

[Don’t say it! After just this operation, the students became more energetic! Everyone was laughing so hard! 】

[Let’s just say, is it possible that in parallel time and space, his teammates were really tricked by him hanging up? Although it is a dream in our world, is it the reality of another world? 】

[I saw your homepage. Are you from Jinshan City? So, let me tell you, you open the Bad Map on your mobile phone, take Metro Line 5 to Chaoyang Road, exit from Exit A, walk straight east for 500 meters and then turn right for 300 meters, you will see a big one on the left In the courtyard, go into the tallest building and ask a man in white clothes. 】

[Good guy, what does this mean? Is this another new type of joke? Why can’t I understand it well? 】

[A local from Jinshan City will come out and explain to you. The address he gave should be Hospital 8, which is the famous local mental hospital...]

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"Everyone, stay energetic. After today, you can go home for the holidays. It just so happens that your results haven't come out yet, so you should be able to have a better weekend."

"If I get results today, I might have to eat belt stew when I go home over the weekend."

Jiang Feng stood on the podium and gave the students some "comfort" first.

Many students who had just woken up immediately picked up the topic.

"Hey, my dad didn't beat me if I failed in the exam. My dad said, let's not talk about whether I study well or not. Happiness is the most important thing."

"Same, my parents play games with me on weekends. Unfortunately, they are so bad at playing that I don't even want to take them with me."

"Don't panic at all. My grades are very stable. My parents have already been Buddhists for a long time, so there is no need to worry about it."

"Indeed, not many parents know how to corporally punish their children these days, right?"

"Teacher Jiang said that because he ate a lot of belt stew back then."

"I guess I sympathize with Teacher Jiang for a second."

Jiang Feng: "??????"

Good boy!

All the bullshit is being blamed on me!

In any case, it cheered up the sleepy students.

Jiang Feng picked up the Chinese textbook from the table and said, "Don't be too complacent. There will be a midterm exam next week, and there will be a parent-teacher conference after the exam. If you don't do well in the exam, you will suffer."

As Jiang Feng mentioned the words parent-teacher meeting, the students in the class instantly became excited!

"Don't panic at all! My dad is more Buddhist than me. As long as he doesn't commit any crime, he doesn't care at all."

"Teacher Jiang, by the way, last time you held a parent-teacher conference in Class 3, should it be held in our class this time?"

"That's right! Teacher Jiang only comes to class to do three things: fairness, fairness, and extraordinarily fair! For the sake of fairness, it's our class's turn this time!"

"It's settled, Teacher Jiang will hold the parent-teacher conference next week for our class!"

Jiang Feng glared at the students who were making noises: "Don't make trouble, even if I agree, your class teacher may not agree!"

The words just fell.

Su Xiaoyu, the math class representative in the class, stood up from her seat and prepared to walk out of the classroom: "Teacher Jiang, wait a minute, I'm going to talk to my old class!"

"???"

Jiang Feng quickly told her to stop: "What are you doing? Come back first and have class!"

Facing the extremely expectant looks of the students in the class, Jiang Feng also felt a little embarrassed.

In the end, he said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you guys have a good time in this class. I will go and ask in person after class is over. It will definitely be more useful than you asking in the past. Now hurry up and start class, you have already wasted two minutes."

"Teacher Jiang, you can take advantage of..."

Jiang Feng: "No!"

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[Envy, as expected, parents of this generation are much better, and they even play games with their children. Parents of my generation taught their children that belt stew was the norm. 】

[Indeed, those of you here who are over 20 years old must have eaten belt stew when they were young, right? 】

[Hey guys, Teacher Jiang is going to hold a parent-teacher meeting for the students again? The flies are already rubbing their hands in anticipation! 】

[Back then, I never dared to tell my parents about my poor grades at the parent-teacher conference. I always asked the security guard downstairs in the community to play my father, and it happened several times. Later, when the teacher saw my biological father, he thought I had found someone from somewhere to play the role of parent...]

[Pfft hahahaha! Dad: It’s broken, I’m a substitute! 】

[Show, brother! Learned another little trick! This is...no, I'm already in college! 】

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