Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Do not know why.

I always feel like the weekend goes by quite quickly.

Before I could take a break, the most torturous Monday came again.

Jiang Feng's class is at 10 o'clock in the morning.

then.

He was stuck at about 9:50, and then slowly started the live broadcast.

Carrying the breakfast bought downstairs, I walked and ate while swaggering into the school gate.

As for early reading in Chinese?

That stuff can just be arranged for class representatives to supervise.

It can also train students' self-discipline, which is a double benefit!

Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this: My calculations are really crazy!

...

And at this time.

The audience in Jiang Feng's live broadcast room has not been seen for a whole day and a half.

As soon as he received the broadcast start reminder, he quickly rushed into Jiang Feng's live broadcast room.

Each one was more excited than the other.

【Lao Jiang! You have finally started broadcasting, and all the flowers I have been waiting for have withered! Other teachers are correcting students’ homework live during the holidays! 】

[Teacher Jiang, I have had such a hard time waiting for you! Since you haven't started broadcasting for more than a day, I can only watch Roast Chicken No. 18. I have used three rolls of toilet paper alone! 】

[Laughing so hard, I almost thought Teacher Jiang would stop broadcasting today, but it turned out that he postponed the broadcast until class immediately! 】

[Teacher Jiang knows how to accurately hit points! When I was in school, I was probably one of the students who stepped into class every day! 】

[There are not many teachers like Teacher Jiang anymore! 】

Popularity+1+1+1+1+1...

...

9:59.

Jiang Feng finished his breakfast, wiped his hands, opened the door and walked into the classroom of Class 3, just in time for the class bell to ring.

Just came in.

Ma Xiaohao stood up excitedly and reported: "Teacher Jiang! I checked it for you in advance in the morning, and all the Chinese homework for Class 3 has been completed!"

As he spoke, he pointed to a large pile of homework books neatly stacked on the podium.

Jiang Feng was shocked.

Which one is more powerful, singing or chewing German chicken?

I randomly checked a dozen books from it, and they were all well-written.

Even Ma Xiaohao writes beautifully.

It’s simply evil!

If I had known it was so easy, I would have just bribed him with German chicken every now and then.

He didn't even have to check his homework, since he didn't need the money anyway.

"Ahem... There's not much to talk about in today's class. There's nothing to test about "Rain Lane". I made this appreciation overnight and posted it for everyone to see. I just want to say a few words."

Said.

Jiang Feng took out the USB flash drive in his pocket and plugged it into the school computer.

Last night, I studied for ten minutes before I found this courseware online.

It looked pretty good and was used by teachers in most parts of the country, so I downloaded it directly.

"Everyone, let's take a look at the courseware."

Said.

Jiang Feng controlled the mouse on the podium to open the courseware he downloaded last night.

Eh?

Why is it still a video format? Isn’t it PPT courseware?

The next second.

A strange sound came.

"Australian chess and card games, no worries for large amounts, 5 million withdrawals will be received in seconds..."

Jiang Feng: "???"

Students in the class: “???”

Audience in the live broadcast room: "???"

...

【Pfft hahaha! Could it be that Teacher Jiang secretly watched a short movie yesterday and put it on the wrong screen? 】

【Laughing to death! Teacher Jiang’s character collapsed! She looks glamorous on the surface, but secretly she watches some little-known movies! 】

[I really can’t stand it anymore, this familiar advertising sound is absolutely amazing! 】

【Fuck! Is this something we can see without paying? ? 】

【Awesome! The first person to take students to watch short movies in class! This time the show’s effect exploded! 】

Popularity+1+1+1+1+1...

...

Before Jiang Feng was ready to turn off the video.

The next second.

The theme song of Haunted Bears played...

And the picture played on the big screen also became a picture of a bear infestation...

"..."

Jiang Feng almost couldn't catch his breath.

Damn it!

Who could be so immoral as to post a download link for bears in the serious teaching courseware section?

The number of downloads is so high!

He thought it was courseware, but unexpectedly he downloaded an episode of Bears!

Jiang Feng was about to turn off the video and lecture, when the students started to boo.

"Teacher Jiang, just watch this!"

"Just watch one episode! After watching this episode, Teacher Jiang, I can act like a bull or a horse for you!"

"Thank you, Teacher Jiang, for noticing the bear infestation we worked so hard to send!"

Jiang Feng was almost ready: he took off his glasses and the seal was released.

Then he said with a smile: I really can’t do anything to you.

Yet he doesn't wear glasses.

Classes are now serious.

"Don't make trouble. If the courseware is gone, let's just explain it in detail. Teacher Jiang is also very good at this. I will leave the remaining ten minutes for you to watch the video."

Jiang Feng taught the students a lesson based on his teacher's textbook and his own understanding.

Half the class passed quickly.

at this time.

Suddenly a girl raised her hand and asked: "Teacher Jiang, does this [girl who looks like lilac] you are talking about refer to an exact girl, or is it the poet's pursuit and ideal?"

Jiang Feng nodded and told her to put down her hands: "That's a good question! Before answering this question, let me tell you a story."

"I did a reading comprehension article when I was in high school. One question asked: What does the scarecrow in the field represent? The answer is: it represents the author's father, which reflects the author's longing for his father."

"Guess what happened next?"

As Jiang Feng raised questions, the students under the podium were puzzled.

"What's wrong?"

"Teacher Jiang, tell me quickly!"

Jiang Feng said with a smile: "Later, the author personally posted an article saying: Your father is the scarecrow and your whole family is a scarecrow!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

As Jiang Feng finished speaking.

The students under the podium were laughing so hard that they couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Feng continued: "What I want to say is that whether it is the general idea or the central idea, when you answer the question, you should follow the intention of the questioner."

"And if you look beyond the examination, there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people, as long as it matches what they think."

"Some people think that this poem is about the poet's pursuit and ideals, while others say that the poet is simply describing a girl. Both answers are correct. No matter what you think, it is impossible for the poet to have died. Jump out of the coffin and beat you up."

Subsequently.

Jiang Feng continued: "Of course, I can't understand it too outrageously."

"It's like talking about who is the best at basketball. Some people say it's Jordan, some people say it's James, and some people say it's Kobe Bryant. It doesn't matter."

"But at this time, you suddenly jump out and say that the old man downstairs in your community who plays basketball every day is the best. That would be nonsense."

"Hahahahahaha~"

"puff!!!"

As soon as his words fell.

A group of people in the class started laughing again!