Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Jiang Feng's words "I agree to this marriage" came out of his mouth.

All the students in the class were confused.

Don’t most teachers crack down on puppy love?

How come this man, despite arresting three couples at once, not only did not break them up, but he also expressed his approval?

Isn't it too unreasonable?

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be something like trying to get a grade on the spot, or severely reprimanding someone at a young age, or telling the class teacher?

The boy couldn't believe it for a moment.

He asked weakly: "Jiang...Teacher Jiang, are you telling the truth?"

"More true than Chun Zhen Yogurt! If I, a teacher, lied to students like you, I would be ashamed of myself."

Jiang Feng took advantage of the situation and said seriously: "Puppy love is inevitable, just don't affect your studies. If it affects your studies, you will both regress too much during the exam. I will be the first one not to agree!"

The boy burst into laughter, patted his chest and said, "Teacher Jiang, don't worry, I will definitely be among the top ten in the class!"

Jiang Feng looked at the girl jokingly and said, "It's no use promising you to me. You have to promise her to go."

Swish.

Both of their faces turned red.

And Jiang Feng smiled.

He turned to the other people in the class and said, "What does puppy love mean? As long as it doesn't delay your studies, you can talk to the aunt who cooks in the cafeteria. I have nothing to do with it."

"But the students in our class should not imitate Xu Zhimo and be a scumbag. He eats from the bowl and looks at what's in the pot and takes away what others have. I'm the first one not to agree!"

moment.

There was a lot of booing in the class.

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【Fuck! Teacher Jiang is so enlightened! If I had met a teacher like Brother Jiang back then, maybe I could have gone to the end with her! 】

[Fuck, as soon as you fucking say something upstairs, my memory will come. It reminds me of the time when the two of us were fine, but later the school found out and punished her. She transferred to another school and never contacted her again...]

[I'm not interested in anything else, but can Teacher Jiang elaborate on what you discussed with the aunt who works in the cafeteria? 】

[Laughing, there was actually one before we were in college. I talked with the 30-year-old rice cook in the cafeteria. Every time I eat, I don’t have to spend money, and I can get a full bowl! 】

[I’m excited. The freshman year will start in a few days. I’ll go to the cafeteria to look around to see if there’s anything suitable! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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Jiang Feng said seriously to the students in Class 4.

"I'm telling you, don't believe the nonsense on the Internet. If a boy lets go of your hand when you meet a teacher on the street, it's not true love. I'll tell you what those fools are doing."

"The person who said this just wanted to trick you into continuing to hold on, and then catch you in one fell swoop and break up on the spot. If you didn't hold on and believed what he said, it wouldn't be true love, and it would be a score again."

"Look, look, he wins no matter what. How vicious! He's catching up with me so quickly!"

"Don't just follow the example and let it go when it's time. Otherwise, when the school punishes you, you won't have time to cry. If anyone in our class believes that, I will laugh at him forever!"

As soon as these words came out.

Some students laughed on the spot: "Teacher Jiang, what you said is so professional, have you also experienced it?"

One person started making noises, and the whole class immediately slapped the table in agreement.

"That's right. Teacher Jiang is so professional, isn't he also a veteran?"

"Teacher Jiang, tell me about you!"

"Please share!"

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"Hey! You kicked your nose in the face!"

Jiang Feng pretended to be angry: "Let me tell you, I am different from you. The girls who chased me back then were lined up from the school gate to Erxian Bridge. There were so many that I couldn't even count them!"

"Damn it! Teacher Jiang, who did you choose in the end?"

"Teacher Jiang, please explain in detail!

"Teacher Jiang is comparable to Yanzu. There should indeed be many girls chasing him."

Jiang Feng laughed after hearing this: "No, it's mainly because I was naughty back then. I pulled girls' hair in class, put toads in their schoolbags after class, and even borrowed things from them and refused to return them, so they chased me and beat me."

"I'm sure I won't choose any of them. If I choose, won't I get beaten in vain?"

student:"????"

Jiang Feng glanced at his watch: "Okay, don't be such a gossip. You continue to watch the movie. I'm going to go out to do some errands. Let me arrange my homework tonight."

"Teacher Jiang, what are you going to do?"

"Can you please tell me?"

Jiang Feng chuckled: "Hey, of course I want to eat delicious food! A new Sichuan restaurant opened next to the school, and I ordered a table of dishes! You can just stay in the class as hard as you can."

After saying that, he ran away.

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The audience in the live broadcast room was filled with emotions after listening to the scene just now.

After all, what Jiang Feng said really caused many people to think deeply.

Because that sentence does sound quite right at first glance.

But after Jiang Feng's analysis, they discovered that this was just pure PUA!

Does a boy who throws away your hand when you meet a teacher really love you?

Shaking off your hand means breaking up is not true love.

If you don't let go, you will break up immediately if you are caught.

Anyway, no matter what happens, just break up!

As soon as he said this, he immediately became invincible at the beginning.

[Listening to Teacher Jiang’s words is better than ten years of reading! Although it is a bit exaggerated, I think Brother Jiang is really right! 】

【puff! What should I do if my partner still believes this? They always ask me, if I bump into my parents while we are kissing each other on the street, will I let go and get into trouble...]

[Brother, show these words of Teacher Jiang to your partner! It only takes a few words to wake her up! 】

[Mainly because I myself feel that it is a bit inappropriate... After all, when two grown men make love to each other, not to mention their parents, even if a stranger sees it, they will be said a few words...]

【? ? ? ? ? ? My fucking CPU is burning! 】

【Good boy! Everyone is kind enough to help you with suggestions, so why don't you just let everyone play with it? 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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