Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

In front of the camera in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Feng was still giving lectures very seriously.

"Look, this Zhu Zhiwu is also very good at coaxing. With just a few words, he persuaded all the menacing Qin troops to go away."

"Not only did they persuade them to leave, they even made an alliance on the spot, asking them to stay with the army to help guard their homes! It can be said that with just one word, thousands of troops were killed!"

"You see, this is the advantage of being eloquent. Classmates, we don't expect to be able to fool people like this guy, but at least we have to learn to express our opinions in words, you know?"

The words just fell.

The students under the podium nodded.

"knew!"

"clear!"

"Brother Jiang is still awesome!"

In an instant, Jiang Feng saw Ma Xiaohao, who shouted the loudest: "Come Ma Xiaohao, tell me what you think about this class."

Ma Xiaohao: "???"

"Why am I the unlucky one again?"

Jiang Feng smiled: "You shout the loudest. If not, who will you point?"

Ma Xiaohao stood up from his seat: "Teacher Jiang, I always feel that this story is not true. Can you really fool an entire army away with just a few words? The unofficial history I read said that Zheng Guo had a hidden secret weapon. Scare them away."

Jiang Feng smiled: "I have read before that Zhu Zhiwu suddenly transformed into Diga and scared Qin Mugong to retreat. If nothing else, the official history may not be correct, but the unofficial history must be wild enough. Come on, Next."

"Pfft hahaha!!"

"It's so grassy, ​​hahaha!"

As soon as Jiang Feng's words came out.

In an instant, nearly 50 students in the class burst into laughter.

...

And in the live broadcast room, the audience was laughing crazy!

And Jiang Feng's words caused a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room.

【So right hahaha! Official history may not necessarily be upright, but unofficial history must be unofficial! 】

[Damn, last time I read an unofficial story about Lu Xun who used a slingshot to shoot other people's crime tools because he couldn't stand people urinating on the roadside. At that time, I really believed it, hahahaha! 】

[Laughing, I have seen an unofficial story before about Zhou Yu being reincarnated as Huang Yueying after his death, and living happily with Zhuge Liang! 】

【puff! Although I knew Ye Shi was very wild, I never expected it to be so wild! 】

[I have to mention that I wanted to buy a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" before, but ended up buying a story about "Cao Xueqin Poisoned Emperor Yongzheng". Now you can still buy this book on a certain website! 】

[Pfft hahahaha! Damn it, I just fucking checked it out and it’s real! Who is not confused after reading this? Place an order! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

Under Jiang Feng's gaze.

Several students raised their hands to speak and talked about their feelings about this class.

"..."

"I think the main reason is that people at this time have martial ethics. If it were those people in the Three Kingdoms who were familiar with the art of war and knew all kinds of strategies, they probably wouldn't have ended up like this."

Jiang Feng nodded: "Yes, this entry point is also very good, if..."

Jingle bell bell~

The bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Jiang Feng's voice stopped suddenly.

He threw the textbook on the table and ran away: "After class, pick a paragraph to write silently in the next class. When you get down, you can take your homework to my office."

...

Just got back to the office.

As expected, Guan Zhi was already waiting in front of Jiang Feng's seat with a box of chocolates written in Russian.

Seeing Jiang Feng come in, he stuffed it into Jiang Feng's hand without saying anything.

"Teacher Jiang, thank you for inviting me to dinner yesterday. My relatives brought back some chocolates from abroad. I can't finish them all by myself. Please help me eat some, as a thank you for inviting me to dinner."

Seeing the heart-shaped packaging on the box of chocolates, Jiang Feng couldn't sit still.

He politely refused on the spot: "I don't particularly like eating this. Since several teachers in our office are here, why don't we share it together?"

Chen Mei on the side saw the scene just now.

Hearing Jiang Feng's words, he stood up on the spot and helped Jiang Feng take the chocolate: "Teacher Jiang is more considerate, so I would rather obey your orders and share it for everyone."

Originally, he planned to give the chocolate to Jiang Feng alone, but unexpectedly someone stopped him midway, and Guan Zhi almost lost her footing.

While the two were wrestling, Jiang Feng lay on the chair and took a breath.

Li Xiuhua on the side asked: "Teacher Jiang, where is the progress of your class?"

Jiang Feng sighed: "I just talked about "Zhu Zhi Wu Retreats the Qin Master" and skipped a lesson."

Li Xiuhua was surprised: "Eh? Your class is also talking about this? My class is worried about memorizing this lesson, and no one can write from dictation."

"Haha, students, take your time, give them more time, don't be in a hurry. Our class will also write this down in the next class."

"Full text? Isn't that too much?"

"No way, I must pick one or two paragraphs and write them silently."

happen.

Li Yiliang, a student from Class 3 who volunteered to help the class representative with his homework, passed by with the collected Chinese homework and placed it on Jiang Feng's desk.

But he walked very slowly, apparently hoping to get some clues.

Okay, okay, let’s get some news, right?

Jiang Feng smiled immediately and said to Li Xiuhua, "I think the first two paragraphs are pretty good."

"!!!"

Li Yiliang immediately quickened his pace after hearing this!

I feel like my mission is much more arduous!