Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

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After hearing Jiang Feng's heartfelt "comfort", the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing on the spot!

[Teacher Jiang, just wait to go to jail! The national treasure giant pandas in the mountains have all been starved to death by you! (doge)】

[If you want to talk about being cool, it’s Teacher Jiang who is so cool! Now I don’t even feel anything watching No. 18 shaking her breasts, but I still have to watch Teacher Jiang tearing off the student’s umbrella! 】

[Let’s just say, is there a possibility... that you actually have male ketone, that’s why you don’t feel it? 】

【? ? ? No, do you think I am that kind of person? If you say that again, I will take off my glasses and remove the seal! 】

[When the students see the corrected papers tomorrow, their scalps will go numb! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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Return home in the evening.

Jiang Feng sat leisurely at his desk.

While eating Weilong Spicy Tiao, he used his pen to correct students' test papers.

What should be said is the taste of Weilong spicy strips. I have been eating them for more than ten years, and now I am not used to eating other spicy strips.

Some perverted spicy strips are even spicy at both ends!

It has to be someone like Wei Long...

The next second.

Pa da ~

A spicy stick fell on a student's test paper.

It was instantly stained with several drops of red chili oil.

"..."

Jiang Feng glanced hesitantly.

oh.

Ma Xiaohao’s test paper, that’s fine!

Why don't you give him two more drops?

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This went on until exactly eleven o'clock in the evening.

Jiang Feng stretched, put down the red pen in his hand, and finished correcting the paper.

I really didn't expect it to take so long.

And this is when almost all multiple-choice questions are A.

Fortunately, many students had not finished answering, otherwise it would have taken another half an hour.

And at this time.

In the Chinese language discussion group, many students were already urging Jiang Feng to sign up.

It’s already this late, why don’t you still register?

Jiang Feng: "Have a hammer, it's already this time, you guys should go to bed quickly."

A few seconds later.

Ma Xiaohao immediately replied: "Brother Jiang, no, it's only 10:61, it's not even 11 o'clock yet!"

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Jiang Feng was immediately shocked.

I've learned so much about it!

Okay, okay, you kid is playing like this with the teacher, right?

Jiang Feng replied mercilessly: "It's already 12:59, you're still not sleeping, right? Go to bed quickly, go to bed early and get up early!"

Ma Xiaohao sent two loving emoticons: "Damn it! Brother Jiang cares about me so much! I'm so flattered!"

? ? ?

Jiang Feng immediately responded mercilessly: "That's right, your psychology has become so abnormal, your body must be healthy no matter what."

Ma Xiaohao: "????"

Turn off QQ.

The next second.

Jiang Feng opened a certain four-character software.

Timi~

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

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[God steps on the horse 10:61! What's the difference between saying I'm a 3-year-old and 428-month-old baby? 】

[If you put it that way, I am also a 3-year-old and 228-month-old baby! 】

[Yes, me too! The baby is hungry and needs to be fed. I will go to the live broadcast room No. 18 to have a look while everyone continues chatting. 】

【? ? ? ? ? You'd better not open some pink software just looking at it! 】

【Grass! I really didn’t expect that Teacher Jiang is also good at insulting people! This wave is too venomous! 】

[The most outrageous thing is that he first taught the students to go to bed early at such a late hour, and then he turned on the King Pesticide himself! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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evening.

It has been more than a week since "Searching for the Most Beautiful Gardener in the Country" started airing.

In all major high schools in Yunhai City.

The popularity of the live broadcast room among the 100 teachers who participated in the competition gradually began to form a strange pattern.

No. 6 Jiang Feng was riding high, far ahead of everyone else.

Next, the beautiful teacher No. 18 Shen Tian, ​​the foreigner Chinese teacher No. 35 George, and the high-quality human teacher Tian Yiming No. 50, steadily took the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th places.

These four players alone absorbed more than half of the traffic.

The rest is a hellish competition among more than ninety other contestants! The popularity ranking changes almost every day.

The program management almost noticed this sign very early.

Therefore, the focus of pushing the flow is completely focused on the four people in front.

In their view.

Although the other teachers are also excellent, compared with the previous four, they are just foils.

Especially Teacher No. 6 Jiang Feng, with his various tricks, has become the most popular.

Even the director and staff in the program couldn't help but want to see what other tricks this old man could do!

"Hurry up! Cut out the clip of today's sexy operation on the 6th and make a video, and release it hard!"

In the office.

Liu Tian, ​​the chief director of the program group, said with excitement as he looked at the sudden explosion of popularity on the 6th in the backstage data.

beside.

The secretary and several staff members were working frantically on the computer, and the keyboard and mouse were almost smoking.

"It's going on, it's going on!"

The movements of the hands are fierce, but the heart is quite miserable!

Director, you are such a fucking killer. You are pushing me so hard, but you should give us a salary increase first!

The popularity of the contestants is increasing, the income of the program team from advertising is increasing, and even the money the director spends on picking up girls in bars is increasing!

Only these hard-working employees didn’t get any raises.

Oh no.

Workload and blood pressure are skyrocketing!

Blanch!

**Director, I will fuck you!

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Wednesday, very happy.

How did you say that jingle?

By Wednesday, it was getting faster day by day; after Thursday, it was getting uncontrollably fast.

The weekend is already one step closer.

Today's class three is at nine o'clock in the morning, the second period.

Only 8:57.

Jiang Feng happily carried the test paper into the classroom of Class 3, beaming with joy and looking very happy.

This immediately left the students in the class confused.

Strange.

Teacher Jiang usually enters class just in time for the bell to ring, not even a second early.

Does the sun come out in the west today?

He actually came in three minutes early!

Is it because they did better in the exam that Teacher Jiang is so happy?

More than 40 little heads were speculating on Jiang Feng's next move.

On the podium.

Jiang Feng casually placed the test paper on the table.

Turning to look at the 48 students who were already sitting in their seats.

"Students, the teacher came here a few minutes early today. He has good news to tell everyone, but he doesn't want to delay everyone's class time, so he has no choice but to make this decision."

! ! !

As soon as these words came out, the students under the podium were even more excited than Jiang Feng!

Good news from Teacher Jiang!

I’m afraid it’s definitely heavyweight news!

All of a sudden.

The students urged each other.

"Teacher Jiang, tell me quickly! I'm ready!"

"Can't wait!"

"Brother Jiang, hurry up!"

Jiang Feng smiled and picked up the USB flash drive, inserted it into the classroom computer, and clicked on one of the videos: "Let me show you my pentakill operation yesterday!"

student:"?????"

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At this moment.

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot!

【puff! I can't hold it any longer! Is this the good news that Teacher Jiang said? ? ? 】

[This may indeed be good news for Teacher Jiang. After all, after watching it for so many days, his best record before was still 2-7! 】

[What do you know? Teacher Jiang has huge room for improvement! 】

[Hey, the anticipation is so strong, why are you showing me this? ? ? 】

[This operation is no worse than me taking off my pants and you playing an old version of "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" for me! 】

【6! You kid knows how to use metaphors! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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