Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Goodbye mom, I will sail away tonight...

The familiar BGM sounded in their minds inexplicably.

The 48 students in the class were stunned and speechless, and almost suffered cardiopulmonary arrest!

This operation shocked them for a whole year!

How off the mark!

This guy spent a thousand yuan just to check if they had a mobile phone!

They even made a special effort to open a small account and send out red envelopes to fool their mobile phones! It’s too coquettish!

Look, this is what people do!

How could they deal with this sixth teacher!

At this moment.

This group of students once again knew that they were being manipulated severely by this sixth teacher!

At this time, everyone was silent.

on site.

Ma Xiaohao couldn't help but say: "Brother Jiang, I've already robbed 22 yuan. The cost for you to deceive us is too great, a thousand yuan is so arrogant..."

That's right.

Although Jiang Feng tricked them and caught them playing with their mobile phones again, they were confiscated for another day.

But they actually got a lot of money in red envelopes.

Almost everyone had about twenty dollars.

For them, it’s still blood money!

Wouldn’t it be better to spend less time playing with your phone for a day?

It’s not a problem at all!

However.

The next second.

Before he could finish speaking.

Jiang Feng looked at him in confusion, with a trace of confusion in his eyes: "Ah? What is the cost? Where is the cost?"

?

After listening to this, the smile on Ma Xiaohao's face froze instantly!

I had a bad premonition on the spot.

But still holding on to the last bit of luck, he asked in a low voice: "Brother Jiang... Then these red envelopes we grabbed..."

Jiang Feng smiled slyly: "Red envelope? I must make you spit it out and pay it back to me."

! ! !

Devil!

Let's just trick them, and they won't even get a penny in the red envelope in the end!

To use the adjective "Lao Liu" to describe him is too light!

This is simply a devil, the king of hell is still alive!

A moment.

Many students in the class shouted that they had been fooled!

All of them looked melancholy and were completely messed up in the wind!

"Pfft! Teacher Jiang, just be a human being!"

"The total number of scams I've been scammed in the past fifteen years of my life is not as much as the scams I've been scammed in these two weeks..."

"The defense is broken. Faced with the flowers of our motherland, Teacher Jiang, is this how you destroy the flowers..."

"Brother Jiang, no!"

...

Not just the students in the class.

At this time, even the audience in the live broadcast room was slapped hard by Jiang Feng!

At first, some viewers speculated in the barrage that Jiang Feng would say something to get the red envelope back.

But no one really thought Jiang Feng would do this.

After all, this is so frustrating (dry), heart-wrenching, sick (beautiful), crazy (beautiful)!

Until Jiang Feng said the red envelope with his own words and he would definitely spit it out.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also in a mess in the wind!

My scalp feels numb!

I really didn't expect that Teacher Jiang's operation had gone beyond the scope of tearing an umbrella.

This is simply planning to piss the students off to death!

[Sorry, although it is a very sad story, I still couldn’t help but laugh out loud, hahahaha! 】

【O devil! When Mr. Jiang played the role of King of Hell, the director had to beg him to restrain himself! What we want is to play the King of Hell, and we didn’t ask you to recruit a real King of Hell! 】

【It’s too difficult to stretch! This group of students may have felt for the first time that human hearts can be so sinister! It was a hard lesson! 】

[Satan woke up and found that his position had been taken away! When I looked over, I saw that he was a handsome teacher! 】

[Such students should never be allowed to become teachers in the future! Otherwise, I won’t know how to curl it up in future classes! 】

【don't want? Want it! Go, go, go, I want to see blood flowing like a river! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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Of course, in the end Jiang Feng did not take back the red envelopes that the students grabbed.

After all, as a teacher, I really can’t pull that face off.

It is a waste of time, offends students, and is a sure sign of trouble for yourself.

So I simply collected the mobile phones of those students who grabbed the red envelopes and returned them to them after school is over today, Friday.

Back in the office.

Jiang Feng turned on the computer directly and started typing on the keyboard.

It was still early before his class, and there were only three Chinese classes in the second period in the morning.

Now is the time to spend some time making something exciting for the students to use when asking questions in class!

...

time flies.

In a blink of an eye, we came to the first two minutes of the second period.

Jiang Feng walked into Class 3's classroom with textbooks in hand and a USB flash drive containing a small program he had made.

Although it is a small program.

In fact, it is a very simple random roll call lottery system, with almost no difficulty.

Jingle bell bell~

The school bell rang.

Jiang Feng walked into the class.

"How's your memorization going? Let's start asking questions now?"

Under the podium.

All 48 students were a little flustered, wondering what the punishment Jiang Feng was talking about would be.

"No, I haven't memorized it yet. Teacher Jiang, don't ask questions yet!"

"I haven't memorized it yet! Give me a little more time!"

"Janggotha!"

Jiang Feng's smile suddenly became brighter: "It's okay if you haven't memorized it yet, then I'm relieved! Let's start asking questions!"

student:"???"

Listen!

People say no!

After speaking, Jiang Feng plugged the USB flash drive into the computer and clicked on the small program he made.

on the screen.

There are two buttons, one left and one right, and the shape is very simple.

Random roll call is written on the left and random punishment is written on the right.

"Did you see, this is a lottery software. Click on the one on the left, and you will be randomly named; click on the one on the right, and you will be randomly punished. From now on, I will randomly select the first one, and you will draw the punishment yourself!"

With that said, Jiang Feng controlled the mouse and clicked the button to select someone.

The names of the 48 students in the class randomly jumped in the middle box.

Three seconds later, it finally stopped at Ma Xiaohao's name.

Ma Xiaohao's expression changed: "Ah, me?"

Instantly, there was a burst of laughter in the class!

"Brother Ma, stand up, you are the first one!"

"Hahahaha! It scared me to death!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

...

See the picture of this scene.

The viewers in the live broadcast room all suspected that there was something shady!

Teacher Jiang said to the class next door yesterday that Ma Xiaohao would be the first one to order today.

Unexpectedly, the first one actually got him now!

It is inevitable that the audience will feel that Jiang Feng really "cares" about him!

【Ha ha ha ha! At first glance, Ma Xiaohao is Teacher Jiang’s biological son! So taken care of! 】

[Now you know who is Teacher Jiang’s true love! I advise you people not to continue your wishful thinking. 】

[Ma Xiaohao: 6! Teacher Jiang, I really thank you! 】

【It's too awful! This guy has become Teacher Jiang’s focus! The days to come will be difficult! 】

【So true! In almost every class there is someone like this who is "taken care of" by the teacher! You can't even run away! 】

[Thank you, I was like that back then. I could be called upon during roll call in every class, and I became the teacher’s plaything! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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