Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

I heard cheers coming and going in the fourth class classroom.

Ma Xiaohao became even more energetic on the spot.

Daodao shouted in the classroom: "Since everyone is so looking forward to it, I won't reveal the answer for the time being. Let you guess what it is here first, okay?"

It is really hard to imagine this group of young and energetic high school students who are fourteen or fifteen years old.

Under the atmosphere of the scene, there was no objection and he really actively cooperated with Ma Xiaohao's words.

Under the podium, people began to guess what was in the gift box!

"It can't be a gift package of snacks!"

Ma Xiaohao shook his head: "No."

"I feel like it's a souvenir brought by Teacher Jiang from his hometown!"

Ma Xiaohao continued to shake his head: "No."

"Could it be that Teacher Jiang bought everyone new mobile phones at his own expense?"

Ma Xiaohao couldn't hold back after hearing this: "You're dreaming!"

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[It’s such a disgrace to this stupid kid, he’s only a teenager and he knows how to tear an umbrella apart! Will you be able to do it when you grow up? 】

【Grass! We must not let this kid Ma Xiaohao learn art in the future, let alone let him fail! This deception ability is also top-notch! 】

[Your boy upstairs is definitely selling Adolf shampoo! The effect of getting rid of the disease is really good! 】

[I'm already worried. Will this guy really not be hung up and beaten when he is caught by Class 4 students? 】

[It’s easy to hang and hit! The more excited you scream now, the harder you will scream when you get beaten later! 】

[Teacher Jiang: That’s right, beat him to death! do not stop! Haven't you eaten yet? Work harder! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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After two minutes of Ma Xiaohao's deception, many students were already losing their temper.

Under the podium, urged.

"What the hell is that!"

"Come on, I can't wait!"

"Stop inking! Come and take a look!"

Ma Xiaohao seemed to feel that the emotional preparation was almost complete.

After changing his previous expression, he said seriously: "Since everyone wants to know so much, I won't tell you anything."

Li Yiliang, who was traveling with Ma Xiaohao, sensed something amiss for some reason.

Run away in advance to avoid being implicated when this guy gets beaten.

And outside the classroom corridor of Class 4.

Jiang Feng heard this and came over, wanting to see the miserable situation of the students in Class 4 wailing...

Nonsence!

I want to see how happy these students are after receiving the gifts!

...

I saw only the fourth class classroom.

Ma Xiaohao opened the classroom door in advance so that he could escape later.

Then he took out a pair of scissors seriously and skillfully cut open the outer ribbon and paper packaging.

Under the curious and excited eyes of 50 pairs of eyes in the class, the lid of the gift box was opened.

Then I grabbed a copy of the May 3 exercises: "Dang dang dang! The Chinese language May 3 exercises! How about it, am I surprised or not?"

"..."

"???"

"!!!"

When they saw the May 3 exercises with great expectations, the students in Class 4 were dumbfounded!

Confused, confused, helpless, surprised...

Various expressions appeared on the 50 still somewhat immature faces!

After they reacted, each of them suffered cardiopulmonary arrest on the spot!

The smile on his face froze!

Gift...gift?

Can this thing be called a gift?

What kind of devil would call this a gift?

"What the hell? Wusan???"

"I can't lose weight anymore! I can't let anyone live anymore!"

"There is no way to learn this!"

The classroom immediately burst into wailing.

"Pfft hahahahahaha!!!!" Seeing these confused faces in the classroom, Ma Xiaohao almost laughed like crazy!

What I have experienced before, now it is finally the turn of the students in Class 4 to experience it too!

So cool!

Now he finally understood why Teacher Jiang was so keen on tearing up umbrellas!

This thing is so happy!

It’s even better than winning a game!

Ma Xiaohao leaned forward and backward, burst out laughing, holding his stomach and wanted to run away.

However, the next second.

Suddenly, I felt a chill coming from the classroom of Class 4.

Turn around.

All 50 pairs of eyes in the class were staring at him!

Only then did he realize that he was the only one laughing so selflessly just now!

I don't know why, but I had a bad feeling.

"Fuck him!"

"Stop him, don't let him escape!"

"Everyone, don't let him go!"

! ! !

Ma Xiaohao felt chills running down his spine on the spot!

He ran out of the classroom immediately!

However.

Before I even left the classroom, I was caught from behind.

He grabbed the door frame of the classroom tightly with both hands, and barely managed not to be dragged back by the boys from Class 4!

As soon as he looked up, he saw Jiang Feng's face.

Ma Xiaohao struggled to resist several people behind him.

He gritted his teeth with all his strength and squeezed out a few words, asking Jiang Feng for help: "Brother Jiang, save me!"

Jiang Feng blinked: "One day, Peppa Pig had a dream. He dreamed that he would become a sailor when he grew up, so he told his mother."

"Peppa Pig's mother said: Dreams and reality are opposites. So, when Peppa Pig grew up, she became a ham."

"Pfft hahahahaha!"

As soon as these words came out, Ma Xiaohao couldn't hold back on the spot!

The hands that were holding the door suddenly lost strength, and they even started laughing wildly, holding their stomachs.

The next second, he was dragged back to the classroom by the boys from Class 4!

With a clang, the classroom door was closed and locked.

"ah!!!!!!"

Within three seconds, Ma Xiaohao was heard screaming like a pig being slaughtered in Class 4 classroom!

Jiang Feng lowered his head silently: "It has nothing to do with me, I hope he dies!"

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In the live broadcast room.

Countless viewers have been waiting for a long time...

Ah, no, what countless viewers have been worrying about for a long time finally happened!

When they saw Ma Xiaohao holding the door open, the audience was already expecting this guy to be beaten hard by the students from Class 4.

However, this guy is holding on hard.

Unexpectedly, one of Jiang Feng's jokes made this guy laugh so hard!

From the screams that followed, you knew that this guy was going to be beaten violently!

Ever since.

To express sympathy and regret for the deceased.

The audience, including children, sent "hahaha" sounds on the barrage to express their sympathy and understanding for Ma Xiaohao!

【Hahahahaha! Teacher Jiang is so good at playing! This joke is absolutely unsolvable! I laughed so hard watching the live broadcast! 】

[I was rolling on the floor laughing so hard after watching it, but my six-year-old brother didn’t have any mood swings after watching it! In order to make him feel the same, I beat him up and made him cry. Now he also has mood swings! 】

[Brother, watching the live broadcast is quite tiring! 】

[In the hospital several years later. Doctor: Your brother has a cold. All he needs to do is prescribe some medicine...Brother: Agree to donate! 】

[While watching the live broadcast, I suddenly noticed that there was an identical version of myself next to me. After watching it for a while, it turned out that I was laughing so hard when I stepped on the horse! 】

[@云海市 Funeral one-stop service! Hurry up, I'm not lying to you this time, it's true! Go follow him! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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(Some people want to know why Ma Xiaohao is so taken care of, because this is the name of my roommate aliased. He saw it a few days ago and sent several pictures to greet me.)