Tears of love for a lifetime

Teacher Daming said, you want to come to the provincial capital to snatch treasures from me, you want to poach my women, you won't have any chance, I will send you the location map of my new home in the provincial capital in a while. Who dares to bet with me, Daming, we will bet on the ability to "poach" women, who can poach these brothers and sisters and children around me, Daming, I will give you 100,000 yuan, if you can't poach one person, you can give me a 10 yuan red envelope and an emoticon pack of admitting mistakes, I will bet with you at a ratio of 1 to 10,000 times, who dares to bet with me, hurry up and sign up, there is no time to wait. After Teacher Daming finished speaking, dozens of people in the chat group all sent a lot of emoticons of punching and hammering heads, or landmines and bloody knives, and smirking, bombarding Teacher Daming. Someone said, Teacher Daming, you are too shameless. You said you were betting with us in front of the big bosses and the kids. They were all listening. Everyone knows what your purpose was. You said you would give us 100,000 yuan if you lost the bet, and you would give us 10 yuan and an emoticon of admitting your mistake if you won. Teacher Daming, you are too mean to bet. You think we are greedy, and you yourself are a gentleman. What a mean trick. Teacher Daming, let's put the bet over. If we lose the bet, we will give you 100,000 yuan, and if you lose the bet, you will give us 10 yuan. What do you think? Teacher Daming, do you agree? You have made yourself a traitor, and we are evil people, hahaha. Teacher Daming said, it is your right to think what you want, and I Daming has no right to interfere. Anyway, I dare say that I will tire you to death, and you can't dig my corner, hahaha, hahaha. In addition, these seven children are practicing their martial arts skills for me in the back garden of Tietou Brothers' own home. The sword techniques of the Big Dipper Formation they practiced are the real martial arts skills of the seven children. The sword techniques they used when they flew in the air are all real pictures. There is no safety measure of slinging equipment and ropes to tie up the children. When they were practicing the Big Dipper Formation, my wife, my son and I took small videos from different angles with our mobile phones. It is not that I did not take a break here to shoot some ghost movie during the Chinese New Year. I will call the screenwriter tomorrow morning to inform him to modify the script and add drama materials. These seven children and the Shaolin Kung Fu inheritor next to me, my proud student Xiaolong, will go to Hengcheng Film and Television Base to participate in the filming of the movie I directed after the Spring Festival. If any of you want to see these eight handsome boys and beautiful girls and see their real martial arts skills, go to Hengcheng Film and Television Base to find me. I will let you see the real "Tianlong Babu" and the "Seven Dharma Protectors" of the provincial capital. Their unfathomable martial arts realm, hahahahahahaha. At this time, many celebrity teachers, directors and editors in the chat group said, "Teacher Daming, you can't sleep if you don't brag, right? Where can you find a child with such good martial arts skills that can fly? Even if there are real martial arts masters who can fly, they have to practice hard for decades before they can really fly, just like the one who flew down from the Great Wall to save the little boy on National Day last year, and then flew down from the Great Wall holding the little boy."The martial arts hero "Sister Fairy" who climbed the Great Wall is the real martial arts master. "Sister Fairy" must have practiced since childhood, and at least 20 to 30 years of hard training to fly over the Great Wall. Now you tell us that a seven or eight-year-old kid can fly. Daming, you lied without thinking, right? Hahahaha. At this time, someone else said that Teacher Daming is a master who secretly cultivates the way of war. The purpose of his two trips to the provincial capital to organize charity activities and donate money is to recruit talents. He is really a scheming man, hahaha.

At this time, Teacher Daming adjusted the direction of the mobile phone video chat camera and said, colleagues, all of you look clearly for me, who are the people who are drinking tea and chatting with me? The chat group was completely blown up at this moment, and many directors and actors in the group exclaimed loudly, "Oh my God, look! That's the martial arts hero "Sister Fairy" who we can only see in our dreams." And that gentleman is the hero "National Husband" Zhao Da Xia, who was reported on the Internet several times last year for cooperating with the police to arrest criminals. And that guy is the underground emperor of the provincial capital, Chairman Tietou. And that little girl standing next to him is the fairy who killed two crappy American Sanda fighting champions in seconds and is very popular on the Internet with tens of millions of fans. And that handsome boy Xiaolong is also the young hero who killed the crappy American strongman in seconds. And there are more... Hahaha, I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy. Oh my god, this world is going crazy. Director Daming went to the provincial capital twice to participate in charity activities and donated money. We were so bored at that time. What's wrong with Director Daming? He went to the provincial capital twice within a month to participate in charity performances, and also found many bigwigs in the industry to go to the provincial capital with him to participate in charity concerts. It turns out that Director Daming had planned it long ago. Now he has dug up a big treasure in the provincial capital. Director Daming, where do you live in the provincial capital? Tell us quickly and send us a location map in the group. I don’t care whether others go to the provincial capital or not. Anyway, I will book a plane ticket to the provincial capital to find you and dig treasure with you, Director Daming. Teacher Daming said, you can only dream about snatching treasure from me, hahahahahaha. At this time, Teacher Aya, Teacher Song Ying, and Teacher Xiaoge said at the same time, we went to the provincial capital to shop on the first day of the Chinese New Year, hahahahaha. At this time, Teacher Yang Li said, Teacher Daming, please let Xiao Xiao come over to answer the video call. I haven't seen my little baby for several months. Hurry up. At this time, Xiao Xiao ran over and said, Hello Grandma Yang, Xiao Xiao missed you. Xiao Xiao wishes Grandma Yang and all the uncles and aunts a happy new year. I wish Grandma Yang and the uncles and aunts a happy new year, a prosperous Year of the Tiger, a full of energy, happiness and health, muah, muah, muah... Suddenly there was a cheer in the WeChat group. Oh my God, this little fairy who killed two boasting Sanda fighting champions in twenty seconds is so cute, so cute, as beautiful as a porcelain doll, so beautiful that she is a fairy... Director Daming really picked up a priceless treasure. This little girl is so charming and cute. It is true that heroes have emerged from young people since ancient times. How great it would be if I could have such a well-behaved, beautiful and talented little daughter... I... I was completely stunned. I will book a plane ticket to the provincial capital right away and go to Taobao. I won't argue with you.It's a joke, hahahahahahaha,,

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