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Time passed by, and Huang Yunjian couldn't sleep, so he started to deal with work emails on the computer, finishing the day's backlog of things. When the company's internal conference system still had no response, Huang Yunjian started surfing the Internet to search for information about some friends.

In fact, Huang Yunjian felt very annoyed that Huawei was able to get online with Ning Wei in advance. If we really talk about it, Cisco may not have noticed Ningwei’s potential earlier than Huawei, but it was definitely the first to take action. Even in order to show their attention, the headquarters first made an offer to Ning Wei directly, offering generous conditions in the hope that he could take up the position.

Even though the annual salary of 800,000 yuan offered at that time is indeed open to question now, it was only an intended figure at the time and can be discussed later. But Ning Wei's attitude angered everyone at that time, so naturally there was no follow-up. It's a pity. If everyone could put down their arrogance and show the magnanimity of looking at the thatched cottage at that time, the trouble would definitely not be like this.

These Westerners should read the Four Great Classics and learn the thinking mode of the Chinese people... What gives them the illusion that when they are given an offer that looks like a good salary, they will be grateful and rush to leave?

He was complaining like this crazily in his heart, and then Huang Yunjian suddenly discovered that just now, Huawei's official website, official Weibo, and the CEO of Consumer BG of the Consumer Division, Weibo, which is famous for being the largest, had launched a ten-minute promotional video at the same time. .

Yes, it’s just a video without any explanation or introduction.

Adhering to the industry's principle that less words mean bigger things, Huang Yunjian clicked on the video on Huawei's official website, and a young man's compact, fast but emotionless monologue instantly filled the quiet room.

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"My name is Lu Bin. I am 23 years old. I am a new programmer working for a Fortune 500 company. I used to think that the job of a programmer was like this..."

A young boy's hands quickly flashed across the screen, his hands jumping wildly on the keyboard as if he were playing a flying bee. After the program was completed, the team leader gave him a thumbs-up: "Xiao Lu, good job! The future is bright."

"Such……"

As soon as the scene changed, the handsome young man was personally invited to the office by the company leader. Then the leader knelt down and said, "Xiao Lu, stay here. The company needs programming wizards like you!"

"Such……"

The scene turned again. The big boss of the company took out a stack of checks directly from his pocket, wrote a bunch of numbers on it, signed his name, and pushed it in front of the young boy with a look of expectation on his face. The camera zoomed in, and the check clearly read With RMB 5 million!

Then the big boss spoke: "Lu Bin, stay, I will train you as an heir! You will be the successor of the company in the future!"

I stayed here for a moment, and then the screen suddenly went black.

"But actually, the job of a programmer is like this..."

The screen lit up again, and it was still the young man from before. He was sitting in front of the computer, holding the mouse in his hand, and very deliberately copied a piece of code that he had just searched for in a forum.

"Such……"

Just when the young man wanted to paste the code into his own code, WeChat suddenly sounded a rushing sound. The young man hesitated for a moment, and was about to finish pasting and then look at WeChat. Suddenly the product manager rushed over and faced him. Just a rant: "Did you write the bug so carefully? Why didn't you check WeChat? Why didn't you reply immediately? According to the regulations, 200 will be deducted and two hours of overtime will be fined!"

"Such……"

In the video, the young man was dragging his tired steps to leave the company. As soon as he got on the subway, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to punch in when leaving, and then rushed out of the subway quickly...

"And this..."

The exhausted young man climbed into bed, hugged his own pillow, and was about to go to bed when WeChat suddenly rang again. The leader made a bunch of requests, and then below were rows of neat replies: "Received! "

Thinking of the company's regulations, the young man typed two words sleepily, sent it out, then covered his head and fell asleep!

"This is what happened in the end!"

After being scolded, the young man started to work at his desk. Yes, he was fired because the other person's reply was "received" and his reply was "sand sculpture".

The sad BGM sounded at the right moment: "hello, it's me..." and then the screen went black again.

When the screen lit up again, it was when the sun was rising, and the sunlight filled the bedroom, but the young man was sitting in the room dejectedly scrolling through his mobile phone. Although the mobile phone brand of this young social beast did not appear in the video from beginning to end, But anyone who knows a little bit about mobile phones can tell from the notification sound and the shape of the phone that the guy is using the one just released by Apple last year.

Suddenly, the young man sat up straight because he saw an advertisement on his phone.

"What will the new generation of Huawei mobile phones look like?"

"Perhaps, it doesn't have the advantages established by Qilin!"

"Perhaps, its hardware level has already widened the gap between its peers!"

"Maybe it looks so ordinary!"

"Even, it may only support 4G network!"

"However, it will have a brand-new smart support system, which we call the March Smart Revolution! At 12 o'clock tonight, the new generation MATE60 will be with you."

Finally, the advertisement on the mobile phone showed a proud kitten, wagging its tail at the young man.

The narration sounded again: "Wow, March!"

The screen dimmed again, and the scene was still in a warm rental house. The young man was staring at his mobile phone. Yes, it was a snap-up picture. At the last second, he decisively clicked on snap-up. After turning around twice, he got it!

The passionate BGM sounded, and the young man waved his fist fiercely.

Then, under the passionate music, the young people swept away the previous decline, took the newly purchased Huawei mobile phones in their hands, and came to a new company for an interview.

"Last question, our programmers' work requires that the work group can respond to the supervisor's requests at any time 24 hours a day. Can you accept it?"

"Of course there is no problem!" the young man said with high spirits.

As soon as the screen turned, the young man officially took up his post. The first thing he did was to say to his mobile phone in a quiet corner of the company: "Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi, I will leave my work group to you!"

"Meow, Xiaoyi wants to fight with his master!" On the screen of the new phone, a little kitten clenched its little paws tightly together.

Sure enough, from then on, young people were always the first to reply to tasks posted by supervisors in the WeChat work group, no matter how late the time was.

Young people encounter difficulties in programming: "Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, there is a BUG here!"

"Meow, Xiaoyi wants to solve the problem with the master!" Soon a piece of code appeared on the phone. The young man touched the notebook with the phone, and the code was directly uploaded to the computer. Run, OK! The only problem is that Xiaoyi did not remove the last source of the code. Of course, this is not a problem for the owner. He casually removed the forum URL and the task was completed.

At night, the young man was playing Honor of Kings. In his promotion match, the jungler Li Bai, with a record of 0:9:2, kept complaining about the Yu Jicai he was playing. The young man smiled coldly and said: "Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, help me humiliate that jungler Li Bai."

"Meow, Xiaoyi wants to advance and retreat together with his master!"

The game chat area instantly became lively, and at the right time, all the channels started to flood the screen. The Chinese language was so beautiful that it did not contain any curse words or typos, but it could stimulate people to the point of shame, which directly made Li Bai feel ashamed.

Standing there and typing, he could never keep up with the young man's speed. Even the enemies on the opposite side began to worship Yu Ji's ability to organize language. From time to time, he hoped to express some opinions, but was drowned in Yu Ji's trash talk. In the storm, the four people worked together with all their strength, and despite the trash talk, the headwind situation turned defeat into victory. Not only was he successfully promoted, but his report was accepted and Li Bai deducted 7 points.

One day, the young man met a young girl from the company next door on the elevator. Her every smile was so beautiful, and the feeling of falling in love at first sight was so annoying. Even when he was working, his mind was filled with the girl's beauty...

Finally, by chance, he added the girl's WeChat account, but the young man who had never been in love didn't even know how to get along with the girl.

"Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, I want to pursue her, but I don't dare."

"Meow, Xiaoyi and his master want the same thing!"

The next day, the young man suddenly received a WeChat message. After reading it, he found that the last sentence of more than two hundred chat records was from a girl, "Are you free tonight? Why don't we have dinner together!"

The video starts to speed up from here. In terms of career, the leader praises and various medals are given; in terms of love, the girlfriend is Xiaoniao, smiling like a flower every day. But at the end of the video, just when the boss of the company is about to give the young man a promotion and a salary increase, the young man looks confident. I slapped a resignation letter on my boss's face...

Quietly lying in the mailbox was an offer from a top company in the industry, with a very clear line on it: "Our company does not need to respond to messages from superiors around the clock."

The screen dimmed at the end, and a kitten crawled out from the darkness, lay down, shook its head, and twitched its little paws twice. A line of large characters appeared above it: "Hongmeng Smart, change your life and mine."

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After watching the video in its entirety, Huang Yunjian finally smiled. Cisco must be worried now. After all, Cisco does not make mobile phones. Although this video was obviously made in a hurry, the content expressed is very clear.

You can tell with your feet that this video is definitely just the first episode.

The application of intelligence in March will definitely not only be on mobile phones, but also in future smart cars, smart homes, and the entire ecosystem...

He seemed to have seen many people distressed.

Just at this time, the conference system on the computer sent a notification sound. Huang Yunjian immediately calmed down and clicked accept. It was obvious that the meeting was over, and the scene across the way was no longer a headquarters meeting, but a person facing Luo Zhuoke alone. The enlarged face clearly showed a lingering sense of decadence.

"Okay, Huang, please tell Mr. Ning Wei that Cisco can hand over all the semiconductor data it has to them, but we need to get the official authorization of the turbulence algorithm. This is our bottom line."

"Okay, Mr. Luo Zhuoq, I understand. In addition, I just saw some interesting content on the Internet. I believe you will also be interested. How about I send it to you now?"

"Oh? Very interesting?"

"Yes, it's very interesting. I believe it can make many people nervous. It's just that there is no English version yet. You may need a Chinese translator."

"Okay, send it over then!"

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It’s hard to say whether Huawei’s friends were nervous at the moment, but when this video started to be forwarded like crazy, it immediately attracted the attention of countless people.

The heated discussion about March on the Internet has not yet dissipated. Expectations and worries each occupy their own territory, causing more controversy. Ericsson's statement has already put those who are wary and worried about strong artificial intelligence into a passive position. Huawei's sudden video has directly added to the fire.

After all, there are really a lot of March fans.

"Huawei's official announcement today is a bit interesting, because March is a cat, and Xiaoyi has become a cat. Brothers and sisters, the peripherals you want are here."

"Is this video serious? So in the future, Hongmeng system's WeChat can really be controlled by artificial intelligence?"

"Let us make an irresponsible guess. Is it possible that in the future such a work group will be controlled by March except for the leader?"

"Fuck, just look at this function. Not to mention that the next generation of Huawei can also support 4G. Even if it can only support 3G, I will buy one!"

"The point is, brothers, haven't you noticed that Xiaoyi can actually help the master complete the programming? Although I don't know what function it implements, if Xiaoyi can find the function code on the Internet by himself, why do you still know how to do it? What are these guys doing who are piecing together and copying and pasting?”

"We're not just programmers. Don't we sales people deserve to use Xiaoyi? Regardless of whether it works or not, grab one first. Even girls can handle it. I don't believe that Xiaoyi can't help me get customers."

"I suddenly thought of a joke. Someone used to say in the group that everyone in the group except you is my trumpet. So does this count as technology making the joke come true?"

"As an Apple fan, I think Huawei is not very authentic. Why should we compare it with Apple? The most important thing is that if artificial intelligence really controls everything in the future and wants to eliminate human beings, Huawei will be an accomplice!"

"Haha, don't be so upset upstairs. It's as if Siri's mental retardation was deliberately caused by Apple. If March was developed by Apple and used in Siri, wouldn't you use Apple anymore?"

"Huawei, my name is Lu Bin. I will wait for you until 12 o'clock in the morning today. If I fail to grab it, you can do it yourself!"

All kinds of comments grew crazily this night, and soon it became a hot search on all major platforms, such as Zhihu, Weibo, Hupu... You can't miss this Huawei promotional video when you click on any forum.

There is no doubt that this clip is not an exquisite video, and it has the traffic password...