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"Do you like small animals?"

"Yeah, I like it, as long as it tastes good."

"Kangliang, let me order you a spicy rabbit head. It's so delicious! Oh, by the way, can you eat spicy food?"

"Although many people in northern Jiangsu don't like spicy food, I happen to be able to eat some."

"Did you know? Scientific research has found that people who like spicy food have pain-loving genes."

"what do you want to say?"

"I promise this spicy rabbit head is delicious! And this dried sea cucumber is also good, I had it last time!"

"I don't want sea cucumbers. I don't play football. I want to eat lotus roots."

"Yes, this pan-fried lotus root sandwich with foie gras?"

"It looks delicious."

"Then order one..."

"Huh? Is there a lion head here?"

"Want to eat?"

"No, we eat it often at home."

"Then how about two more lamb legs fried with green onions?"

"Will you be unable to finish eating?"

"Don't worry, the portions here are pitifully small."

"Oh, then I also want to try this garlic shrimp spring roll."

"Well, let's have two, too!"

"Is it almost done? By the way, we are AA for this meal!"

"That's not okay, we can't do AA today. You forgot, I was entrusted by Director Ning to treat you to a meal today, so this meal is not actually treated to you by me, but by our Director Ning. I will give you the invoice when I get back. Slap our Director Ning on the face and ask him to reimburse me. You know our Director Ning’s financial strength. Even if we eat every meal here, even if we eat for 18,000 years, he won’t be able to feed him.”

"Bah, blow it. You were in Director Ning's office. Now you dare to slap the invoice on Director Ning's face?"

"Hehe, then you don't understand, right? Let me tell you, the reason why I am submissive today is because I haven't finished writing my thesis yet. Our Director Ning has a characteristic, as long as your academic tasks are completed, you can be as arrogant in front of him. Of course, it would be a tragedy if it couldn't be completed. And the tasks I requested recently will be completed smoothly soon."

"Oh? Academician Ning is so easy to talk to?"

"Hey, it depends on who it is. For some people, they wish that Director Ning would die quickly, but for us, Director Ning is the most good man in the world and the eternal God. I will work hard in this life. The direction. You don’t know that our Director Ning went to the Academy of Sciences for a meeting. No matter what faction he belonged to, he was always obedient when we met. He kept telling our Director Ning about his own project and hoped that Director Ning would support it. "

"Do you know about the National Natural Science Foundation of China? Do you know how fierce the competition is? As long as our Director Ning opens his mouth to support the project, it is basically guaranteed to be passed. As long as our Director Ning expresses his opinion that the project is unreliable, 100% Ninety-nine times, there is no chance. It’s really no exaggeration... Now even in some scientific research route disputes, many people want to refer to our director Ning’s opinions.”

"Wait a minute, doesn't Academician Ning mainly study mathematics? Can he also express opinions in other fields?"

"Don't you understand this? It's true that Director Ning mainly studies mathematics, but the March Intelligent R\u0026D Platform has always been controlled by Yanbei University! You think he is called the father of strong artificial intelligence for nothing! He is a subsidiary of the Chinese Academy of Sciences 137 research institutes, including internal research institutes of 985/211 universities across the country, as well as research institutes under state-owned enterprises and central enterprises, have basically all been connected to the March Intelligent R\u0026D Platform."

"And this is just a computing platform for general research. There is also a military platform, but that one is really classified. Now our former assistant to Director Ning, Professor Yu Xingwei, who studies missiles, is mainly in charge. These data are what we Director Ning’s confidence. Of course, Director Ning generally doesn’t pay attention to this. The platform provides accounts for teachers who are responsible for reviewing projects. They can input parameters and get the project success rate as one of the reference bases.”

"You don't know, Director Ning once took me to see the world. A group of people repeatedly argued about a project. There was a lot of bickering and all kinds of nonsense that took many twists and turns. Only our Director Ning sat firmly on the Diaoyutai. Can you believe it when he sits at a conference and reads papers? No one dares to bother him..."

"Eh? You are still studying for one. Why would Director Ning take you to a place like this?"

"Oh, during that time I complained to Director Ning that there was too much money in Ningshe's account and I didn't know how to use it. Then Director Ning took me to see it. After I came back, I was deeply touched. I was talking to Ning Feng The software side is discussing a comprehensive increase in the price of our software’s external licensing!”

Wen Yimo: "..."

Fortunately, the restaurant has already served food at this time.

"Wow...this spicy rabbit head is really delicious."

"That's for sure!"

"This lotus root sandwich is also delicious, so delicious, so fragrant and crispy!"

"I told you a long time ago that I am a food lover, but you still don't believe it. Is it delicious?"

"Hmm, um, um, wow, the lamb leg meat tastes so good."

"If it's delicious, eat more. Let me tell you, the chicken wings here are also delicious. The bones are peeled off the chicken wings and shrimps are stuffed inside. It's especially delicious."

"Then..., let's try it?"

"Well, waiter..."

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At the same time, Shindensha's post-production base...

"Lao Tan, the only ones left are shrimp fish fillet and Lao Tan pickled cabbage, which one do you choose?"

“Shrimp and fish plate!”

"No, I prefer shrimp and fish slabs. You should eat Laotan pickled vegetables, right?"

"Well... okay, but don't put the sauerkraut!"

"What's wrong? Are you still afraid of acid?"

"No...I'm afraid it's poisonous..."

"Pfft... Okay, but it is said that without sauerkraut, Laotan pickled cabbage instant noodles have no soul."

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if there is a soul or not, as long as there is a life."

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"Well... I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, I'm full, I'm full!"

"Hey, let me tell you, although that food group is fake, my pursuit of food is real. I also know a lot of delicious places. Can I take you there when you have time?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then it's agreed that you won't come out when the time comes."

"That depends on whether I have time?"

"What are you busy with?"

"Don't you know the midterm exam is coming soon?"

"This brings us to the importance of rationally arranging time and energy. To tell you the truth, our laboratory built by Ningshe has a dedicated self-study room and is also equipped with an internal question bank, which contains recent records from various majors at Yanbei University. Ten years of key question bank, and the classification is very clear, and each professor’s question-taking preferences and hobbies are professionally analyzed. Reviewing in our study room, combined with the intranet question bank, can get twice the result with half the effort.”

"Ah? Is there such a thing? How come no one knows about it? Are you lying to me again?"

"Yeah, but there aren't many places in the study room, so it's only open to Ningshe's internal members. It's normal that you don't know. Am I fooling you? I'll take you to the self-study once and you'll know. Why don't you finish filming Ning this afternoon? Can I take you to experience the promotional video for the class enrollment season?"

"But I didn't bring a book..."

"In what age do you still need to bring books? I'll let you use my tablet. Any review materials you want can be accessed directly from our intranet."

"But I'm not a member of Ningshe either."

"It's okay. We've already told you that, including family members."

"Bah, who are your family members!"

"Hey, you can fake it first. Anyway, I will take you to experience it this afternoon. If you are not satisfied, we will tell you."

"I'm too lazy to care about you..."

"Let's go, it's serious to finish filming the video now. I have to let them make preparations!"

With that said, Chen Diancheng picked up the phone.

"Well, we have to go quickly. Don't keep Sister Zhang and Brother Tan waiting."

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"Brothers, I will take people to shoot Ningban's promotional video this afternoon. Please help me. Let me tell you first. Classmate Momo is here. You must show some respect this time. Otherwise, don't blame me for revenge!"

"Damn it, President Chen, is it really okay to just say it out loud to avenge a personal grudge?"

"This is called happy grudges... give Lao Chen ten thumbs up!\

,""You must come and interview me. At noon, I watched the videos of Professor Ning's previous interviews and speeches for two hours in a row. The ancient power in my body can hardly be restrained!"

"That's enough for you... I'm usually bored, but when I see a beautiful woman, I get excited, right? I'm telling you, the famous beauty has an owner..."

"Stop arguing! One more thing, who is in the study room of the laboratory? Help me import the past exam question sets of the journalism and media major into the system..."

"Damn it, Old Chen, you are not kind. You are taking your girlfriend to our exclusive study room. There is not enough space in the first place."

"That's right, I feel like President Chen has to find a way to stop us."

"Support! Severely condemn the behavior of certain club leaders who intend to show off their affection in the most pure male study room of science and engineering!"

Very annoying...

" @Everyone, haha... This is what you said, okay, I will start cleaning up the database and clear all the review materials for non-science and engineering majors in Curry..."

"President Chen, don't, ignore those singles, we support you!"

"I support you, those singles are just greedy. Besides, we gave out red envelopes back then..."

"Let me tell you, some people should not mess around. There are not enough study rooms. You can apply to the school. Don't panic, Old Chen. I am on your side this time. I will go to the laboratory to guide you in later!"

“Don’t reason with people who fall into love traps, brothers, unless you want to prepare for the next Paralympic Games!”

"..."

…

Okay, now that the task has been handed over, Chen Diancheng can no longer bother arguing with these people who are full of bad taste. There are indeed tasks in the afternoon. Let's have fun and have fun. The tasks assigned by Director Ning still need to be completed.

Chen Diancheng contacted Zhang Jie by phone, and the four of them reunited. On the other side, the current graduates of Ningban were also ready.

At least Chen Diancheng thinks it's good to let the first batch of graduates recruited by Ningban to promote the future junior students.

"Hey, what can you say to your future students? Actually, I don't think there's anything to say. After all, you can't just get into Ningban if you want to, right? Generally speaking, only those who rank among the top three in the province in the college entrance examination will have an interview opportunity. If you only have the college entrance examination With grades, or just doing test questions, without other usual accumulation or experience, it is actually very difficult to pass the interview, and then can only be transferred to the School of Mathematics, but that is actually quite good, at least in the School of Mathematics there is not so much pressure..."

"Don't listen to his nonsense. Everyone still has a chance as long as they work hard. And only by attending Ningban can you know how rich and colorful college life is. Really, take looking for a job as an example. I can say this, there is no one Companies dare to write their set of slang words that ordinary people cannot understand on the invitation letters sent to us Ningban graduates. What about HC, JD, OC, OM... are you confused when you look at it? We Ningban can never understand it. You don’t have to look up what it means. You just need to reply to the email and ask them to speak human language. When you send the letter, it will be immediately changed to full Chinese. Based on this, I think the junior students should also work hard."

"What would you like to say to the juniors? Well, I think, if you just want to make a lot of money in the future, it's better not to sign up for Ningban. Because after you come, you will find that your life goals can be achieved early, and your whole life will be smooth. It has lost its meaning. Really, this is not an exaggeration. As we all know, generally speaking, if you stay in Ningban until your sophomore year, you will automatically join Ningshe. If you just write code in Ningshe, the bonus will be tens or millions. , if you are the project leader, you will still get dividends. Our Ningban now has two-digit millionaires, and they live a lifeless life every day..."

"Make a video to promote Ningban's enrollment? Hehe, let's see what they said... Aren't these all in Versailles? Let me be more honest. In fact, I think Ningban shouldn't be there. It is held every year, just hold a class every two to three years. In fact, cutting-edge research does not require so many people. You can’t all be responsible for the project and no one will do the work of an assistant? So I suggest that everyone should apply for the exam this year. The Yao Class and Zhi Class opposite, and several of our laboratories here are short of serious people."

"Hello everyone, I am Shang Peijun, a senior of Ningban Class of 2024. The school's new media suddenly asked me to record a promotional video for Ningban and talk about the daily life of Ningban. In fact, there is really nothing to say, it is just listening to the class. Study the questions and then face the exam. Unlike other classes, Ningban does not actually encourage everyone to participate in various exam competitions. It encourages and trains us to use our spare time to do some scientific research and technical practice. . In addition, it is still difficult to successfully graduate from Ningban. When we were freshmen, there were forty people in the class. Now that we are about to graduate, plus those who have already enrolled in the train to study in Ningban, we can graduate normally in Ningban. There are still 18 people left, so, what should I say, come if you are not afraid of death."

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"No, President Chen, are you sure these are the materials for Ningban's promotional video this year?"

"Hmm... I think it's okay? The main point for the senior students is to inspire the rebellious psychology of outstanding junior students. Besides, there's enough positive publicity, so it'll be fine."

"Are you sure there is nothing wrong with Professor Ning?"

"Don't worry, according to my understanding, Director Ning is too lazy to care about these trivial matters now. He doesn't even bother to teach for the new Ning class. He secretly tells you a secret. This cannot be spread outside. Director Ning feels that in the mathematics world, There is no point in continuing to waste time, now I have turned to studying physics..."

"ah?!"