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Tyler Alex feels like he's been force-fed a mouthful of shit!

That's right, this scientist is Ning Wei, the talented person who ran to theorize on the first day he came to CERN headquarters. He is a physics professor at Rice University in Texas, a theoretical physicist who looks more like a cowboy.

As for the shit that was fed into his mouth, of course the article was already posted on Twitter.

Rather...

He felt that he would remember this name for the rest of his life. He had written the previous paragraph about Einstein, Heisenberg, and Schrödinger playing cards together. Instead of taking out a stack of money, Edwin George took out a gun from his arms. of. The original intention was to satirize Ning Wei and Edwin George, who were in cahoots with each other. The former spent money, while the latter was so greedy for money that he didn't care about the importance of science and delayed his project just for money!

As for the gun in the hand of Edwin George in the joke, it was naturally the same sentence that threatened the guy to utter arrogant words to him that day, threatening to suspend his project...

What he didn't expect was that with that joke, he would become a celebrity scientist at CERN in the near future.

You must know that this is no simple achievement. According to statistics last year, there were more than 2,800 physicists resident at CERN, and this does not include CERN employees. This is probably the reason why any paper at CERN has thousands of signatures, and sometimes the signatures may even be longer than the main text. After all, everyone has contributed, and it would be bad if anyone is left out.

This also put him in a good mood recently. He not only damaged two guys he didn't like, but also gained a reputation of not being afraid of power.

Who would have thought that just a few days after I was proud, I would see such a message on Twitter!

So Taylor Alex immediately logged into the March International Edition and easily found the paper titled "A new theory of analyzing microphysics from W boson signal" on the homepage.

The free one can only watch the summary, and after reading the summary, Taylor Alex felt even more angry!

This is so impressive, especially since the energy region involved in the paper coincides with the energy region he studies. This also reminded Tyler Alex of Ningwei’s team that monopolized the data and was unwilling to share it with other project teams...

Of course, this is not actually Ning Wei’s fault.

In fact, Ning Wei doesn't mind sharing data with other project teams, even if he spends money. The main reason is that CERN is worried about data security. The two systems have been physically isolated, but the isolation seems not to be in place.

But Tyler Alex didn't know this. His anger made him decide to download this paper, find the good parts in it, and then teach this guy a lesson! For a while, Tyler Alex even had a picture of him pointing at Ning Wei's nose and scolding her...

He must tell this guy to go to the fields of mathematics or artificial intelligence where he is good at, and stop playing tricks in physics!

So Tyler Alex clicked the download button without hesitation, and then suddenly it cost money to download this paper. Looking at the words 86.00$ that popped up, he remembered that whether it was CERN or Rice University, it seemed There is no long-term cooperation with March Physics New World International Edition. In other words, they also need to pay to download the papers above.

He had heard that the March Journal had previously given accounts to many well-known scientists during its promotions so that they could download papers in the journal for free. However, most of those scientists were international award winners or had agreed to become members of the March Journal. Guest reviewer, Tyler Alex was apparently not invited.

Of course, that’s not to say how expensive $86 is. The main reason is that it feels disgusting. After all, no one wants to spend money on someone they disgust.

But for such a small amount of money, Tyler Alex couldn't do such a thing to find someone to give him a free paper, so he still had to get some face. But he couldn't find the unreasonable parts of the paper without studying it...

After struggling for about a minute, Tyler Alex finally made up his mind, bound his credit card, and pressed the purchase button...

Anyway, I don’t have much money, so I just feed it to the dogs!

With this idea in mind, Tyler Alex downloaded the paper and found that there was a reason why the paper was priced at $86. After all, it was very large. If printed out on standard A4 paper, it would have 389 pages.

All right……

No matter what, he fought hard!

“Since quantum mechanics was proposed, the uncertainty of the microscopic world and the certainty of the macroscopic world have been perplexing many physicists. Generally speaking, we believe that microscopic uncertainty does not affect macroscopic certainty. This leads to the debate over determinism..."

Yes, after printing out all the papers, Tyler Alex focused all his energy on the papers, and for this he even did not hesitate to temporarily put down the work at hand...

…

"Pete, have you seen your professor?"

The student in question pursed his lips in the direction of the office and replied: "The professor has been locked in the office all day. He didn't eat lunch. He just asked me to deliver dinner to him... for more than ten hours. Yes, it hasn’t come out yet.”

"Oh?" John Kaleos asked with some confusion: "Why, is he very busy today?"

"Yes, Professor Kaleos, he is working on a paper, the one that is going viral today!"

"No wonder! Okay, if you have nothing to do, go back first. Don't worry about us." John said easily, and then walked straight into Taylor Alex's office.

…

When John Kaleos walked into the office, he saw his colleagues leaning on their desks and writing furiously. Half-eaten sandwiches were casually thrown in the corner of the desk, and next to them was coffee that was no longer hot.

These are not the important points. The important thing is that this guy was so focused that he didn't even notice that he opened the door and walked in. As God can testify, he just knocked on the door twice...

The two were friends anyway, so John simply walked up behind Tyler Alex and patted him directly on the shoulder.

"Who?!" This obviously frightened the tall Texas physicist. He turned around suddenly, then showed a relieved expression and said angrily: "Damn it, John, when did you get here?"

"Didn't you hear me push the door in a minute ago?"

"Really not, this introduction is too difficult, I'm trying to think of a way..." Halfway through his words, Tyler Alex suddenly thought of something and changed his words: "Um, okay, what do you want from me?"

"That's this paper." John pointed nonchalantly at the thick stack of paper in front of his desk and said.

"Did you download it too?"

"Of course... I'm here to invite you to join us. The first half of this paper is based on mathematical reasoning, which is indeed very obscure, so we set up a group to discuss it together..."

Hearing this, Tyler Alex interrupted his old friend's words directly, frowned and asked: "The first half? Did you read the rest? So fast?"

"Of course not, it's just that I was too tired to read the previous part, so some people just skipped it and read the verification process in the second half. This paper is too long, more than 300 pages, especially the front part, which one person wants to It takes about two or three days to read through it, let alone understand everything involved. So I suggest that everyone discuss it together. Of course, some people have already started to verify the data in the second half of the paper. This can Boost."

John explained seriously that as a friend, of course he knew how Tyler Alex felt about Ning Wei. This is also the reason why he hopes to invite Taylor. Now everyone wants to know whether the theory proposed by Ning Wei is really correct. Whether you want to criticize or verify...

As Edwin George said, these people most hope to uncover the veil of the universe as soon as possible and understand the truth of the world. Although everyone doesn’t quite believe in what is said in the paper’s review, scientific disbelief is not something you can simply say. You must find loopholes in the paper’s logic and then refute it…

Not to mention that this paper also uses a lot of space to give the verification process. If the verification method is correct, scientists like CERN can easily draw conclusions. So the most difficult part to understand is the mathematical reasoning process in the first half.

Although most physicists, especially theoretical physicists, have extremely high mathematical levels, Ning Wei's mathematical attainments are obviously superior.

In this case, it is obviously more efficient for everyone to form a team to discuss than to fight alone. After all, the paper has been sent out, and now is not the time for review.

Taylor Alex hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded: "Okay, we can form a discussion group and share our research results at any time!"

"That's what it means! You know, Taylor, although I still don't believe that the Chinese young man has solved the world's problems, I am still a little excited now. If it is true... well, let's not talk about this first and verify it first. Come on, I’ll pull you into the group!”

When Tyler Alex joined the group, he discovered that there were already more than 200 people in this discussion group.

What made him feel very hurt was that the group was currently discussing whether he should ask Edwin George for help. He invited Ning Wei into the group and asked him to help everyone explain some mathematical reasoning ideas. This will help them understand the paper quickly...

MMP! What's going on with these people? Have you forgotten the saying that there are no shortcuts in science? !

…

If March still has a little bit of reserve as the ancestor of strong artificial intelligence when promoting, then for countless self-media in China, there is really no need to have any restraint when hyping a certain topic.

Ning Wei's paper is only published in the international edition, and it only has a pure English version, but March is a powerful presence that is proficient in almost all languages ​​​​in the world, and the March journal has more than just international editions.

If it is a paper submitted by someone else without authorization, it is of course not convenient to directly translate it into Chinese and publish it in a domestic journal, but Ning Wei's paper obviously does not have so many concerns.

Therefore, a dedicated Chinese version was soon launched on the homepage of the official website of the March Physics Journal in China, which also occupied the most eye-catching position on the front page of the official website.

However, the Chinese version of the paper is not intended to gain honors. After all, more than a hundred Chinese physicists and professors participated in the entire verification process. Most of these people work in universities and laboratories under the Chinese Academy of Sciences, which can be said to be all over the country.

After Ning Wei decided to publish the paper, it also meant that after this verification and the confidentiality was revealed, it had already spread throughout the Chinese academic circle. Basically, everything that should be known and should not be known is already known.

Therefore, a Chinese version is specially prepared to make it easier for physicists in China who did not participate in this verification work to understand it better.

Not everyone is good at English, and reading in your native language is easier to understand.

Not to mention that in China's scientific community, Ning Wei really doesn't need to earn honors.

Turbulence algorithm, the father of artificial intelligence, founder of March Journal, Ning Xin, the youngest academician of China, etc. These achievements are enough for him to rest on his credit book for a lifetime. Even if he enjoys himself and does not think about making progress from now on, he will probably No one can say a word. Not to mention that Ning Wei, a classmate, is undoubtedly the individual who pays the most taxes in China.

Rumor has it that Ning Wei has paid so much tax over the years that when a big boss of the national taxation department met Ning Wei by chance during a certain conference, he refused to let go of Ning Wei's hand and kept thanking Academician Ning Wei for his cooperation with the national taxation work. By the way, if all rich people were like Ning Wei, all tax inspectors would be unemployed.

Under this circumstance, a lot of popular science about this paper began to flood various small video platforms, and the self-media also started a feast.

"Shocking News: One of his papers reveals the truth about the universe!" 》

"The realm of God was found by a Chinese!" 》

"Two dark clouds in physics have been completely overturned, he said so!" 》

…

Each headline is more shocking than the other. Perhaps in the eyes of self-media people, they would rather be invulnerable than fear being tricked.

Anyway, mindlessly touting one's own genius will most likely not lead to some kind of unspeakable Internet revenge...

Yes, Ning Ban is famous now, and it is a vicious one. He spent 500 million to defeat Xingyu Weibo and his impressive martial arts skills are enough to make countless self-media people tremble. So now even if the whole network is No matter how stubborn the self-media people are, as long as they still want to eat this bowl of rice, most of them will not choose to go to Heiningwei to gain traffic. This belongs to the human desire to survive.

To the point where ordinary netizens find it rather uncomfortable to watch them, and to scold them a few words can make them feel very calm...

Of course, Ning Wei has long been indifferent to whether he is praised or scolded.

As a celebrity, he has been praised enough and scolded enough in his life. If he has to care about such nonsense, then there is no need to do anything. But there is still an almost omnipotent cat on the Internet. , and it is also the only cat that can be authenticated by real-name on major Chinese Internet platforms. This cat is also very stubborn. It can build buildings quickly after chasing various comments. It has a very vicious mouth and does not use any curse words. poison……

What's even more frightening is that this cat has always treated Ningwei like a father. It can only cheat him but cannot be scolded by others. With such a thing protecting Ning Wei on the Internet, his reputation will naturally bubble up...

Of course, Ning Wei is too busy at this time to pay attention to these P things. He is also busy forming a group. Really, he doesn't care at all about what ordinary people think, so hurry up and give him more talents!