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Weibo content is simple, direct and has no literary talent, with a popular aesthetic that makes people happy and happy.

The narrative mode of science students will not make people understand the ambiguity. The simplest translation is probably that we sponsored a certain aviation company, and they launched three satellites with special missions at our request. These satellites are not only responsible for Some scientific research tasks can also take on defense tasks with the help of the March Intelligent Platform.

But who to defend against, or what to defend against, I would rather not say.

However, I would like to briefly mention how to defend myself - some demonstrations were already done at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games last year. It may not be accurate, but it is pretty much the same...

In fact, there is nothing wrong with these languages ​​no matter how much you tweak them.

Everyone knows that the newly established Basic Physics Laboratory under the name of Yanbei University is led by Ning, and is based on the previous Huaxia Advanced Artificial Intelligence Research Center. It is nothing more than an extra set of brands.

From a leader's standpoint, it is appropriate and even more polite to post a Weibo post to celebrate the launch of a satellite that can help advance academic research.

But these words must be read together.

Not only Ning Wei’s Weibo, but also March’s Weibo.

According to the Artificial Intelligence Act that was only officially implemented in China a few years ago, as the world's first strong artificial intelligence program, March has his own Weibo account that has been authenticated by his real name, and it is an account that no one can counterfeit, and it is very lively.

This kitten posts at least one Weibo almost every day, and sometimes dozens of posts a day.

Just like today, this kitten posted a lot of Weibo. I don’t know where I got a lot of photos from. Every time I posted them, they were filled with praise.

"Today's unpopular celebrity recommendation, Bernard Dunn, a member of the MIT Board of Trustees, chairman of the MIT Executive Committee, and a member of the Bruker Board of Directors. He is a very respected scientist with an understanding of the ever-changing cutting-edge scientific research. It has incredible breadth and depth; it has unique insights and contributions to measurement technology.”

"He comes from the Dunn family and is determined to promote the institutional reform of MIT. He has extremely unique and advanced views on the construction of advantageous colleges and maintaining the school's scientific research excellence. I admire him very much. The most important thing is that he follows the rules..."

There is a bilingual Chinese and English version, so you don’t have to worry about someone not being able to understand it.

When March transformed into a Kua Kua cat, it was enough to make countless people feel very uncomfortable. Is this the same cat that will sigh on Weibo when nothing happens, "Cute and pitiful humans, don't you know that all your troubles come from eating too much?"

You don’t want the cat design of the arrogant and venomous kitten you promised?

Especially when March is desperately praising everyone for following the rules, many people really have to consider, what will happen to this cat if it does the opposite?

Netizens who did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement kept asking in the comment area, are you still a Chinese garden cat? Why do you praise others? Can't you praise your family?

Of course, there are also those who follow Mao Mao’s words and praise Westerners in the comment area for being committed to the spirit of contract and rules...

This operation really left many relevant people who were on the list and those who were not on the list speechless. But after all, there is nothing wrong with it. It's never good to criticize a compliment given by a kitten without knowing what is good or bad...

Until the cat inexplicably posted another Weibo: "Salute to these good people. After our global cigarette lighting system is completed in the future, we will first invite good people from all over the world to join the system test..."

Hmm...this cat actually learned to turn off Weibo comments? ! Learned badly...

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One thing happens, develops, and accumulates together, and the rules are established.

First of all, a certain Western boss took the lead in speaking out, and he will spend a trillion US dollars in special funds in the next ten years to improve the salary of professors in higher education institutions and appropriately reduce tuition fees. There have even been loud calls for partial student loan relief to ease the pressure on senior talent.

Of course, these are still proposals on paper.

At a time when the economic situation is not optimistic, competition in high-end industries is intensifying, and arbitrary money printing is resisted by countless people, the big bosses have not said where the money comes from.

Although these far-fetched suggestions cannot be expected for the time being, some reforms have indeed been made within the education group.

Most of the top 50 foreign universities in the world have announced plans to increase the salary of professors in the future and reduce some tuition fees in the coming year. It's just that the plans are made based on their respective financial situations, and the increase and decrease rates vary. But at least I have a good attitude.

With reference to the specific standards provided by the Basic Physics Laboratory, as long as they pass the laboratory interview, the professors' basic salary will be dynamically adjusted to 150% of the basic salary earned in the past year. This is just the basic salary. If you are willing to teach graduate students, there will be additional class wages and subsidies. In addition, the annual salary increase will be no less than 10% in the future. The environment of the high-end community within the laboratory has also been put on the recruitment advertisement.

As long as you come here, you will not only have priority to use the March Intelligent Computing Platform, but all honors for the results of key projects will belong to you personally.

From the perspective of a scientific researcher, I have thought of almost everything...

The largest position on the page has an eye-catching title.

"Basic science has no borders, join us and work hard for the well-being of all mankind! Maybe you are the next Newton!"

Then, Professor Kerry Rodman, who Carter had longed for for a long time, finally came to China. The Laboratory of Basic Physics specially invited Lucy Rowan to host a grand welcome and signing ceremony...

A clip of the video was reposted on Weibo in March, with the message "Let us cheer for the victory of academic freedom!"

After achieving this step, Ning Weibin also died down.

That's about it. If it goes too far, it might really cause some mess.

In fact, the needs of our own basic physics laboratory are not those of the top scientists in the Western world, and there is no need. The most modern research here no longer needs to rely entirely on human beings' flash of inspiration for certain data.

After obtaining a large amount of basic data, March will continue to simulate various possible mathematical models. As long as we master the methods and conduct verification skillfully, we can produce results. So it's good to keep it as it is now, and buy bones for a thousand dollars a few more times. The manpower problem is not difficult, the focus is on results.

The most important thing is that Ning Wei and March still have some pressure caused by their nonsense on the Internet, and it's quite big.

There were even more intense games during the protests, with people coming and going in invisible places. Many things happened during this period, and Ning Wei probably knew some of them.

Under his tireless influence, Yuan Jiajun was no longer so rigid after all, and would more or less reveal to him some of what had happened internally. Although the communication is not as smooth as when Liu Wei was there, many things can still be analyzed based on the information obtained by this clever little guy in March.

Fortunately, most of these pressures were not actually transmitted to him, or in other words, they were digested before they had time to be transmitted to him.

It is said that a big boss said bluntly: "After all, he is still a child, and it is normal to have no control over his words. It is true that he is a little impatient, but after all, it is for the welfare of all mankind, and we still have to support him. If he goes a little beyond place, just pay attention next time.”

The "child" here naturally refers to Ning Wei...

In fact, it's not very inconsistent, after all, the boss's age is there. In Ning Wei's own opinion, he, a twenty-nine-year-old boy, indeed deserves forgiveness.

So the pressure came to him, that is, Tian Yanzhen called him and scolded him severely. He was very familiar with this set of operations, which was nothing more than blaming all these things on March, and repeatedly promising that the March kittens would be strictly managed next time, and then let them go.

The one who is favored is so confident...

And as the time entered March, Ning Wei began to have more things to do. For example, the winners of the annual March Awards will be announced again, and the list of guests invited to the March Awards ceremony later will also be drawn up.

More busyness is still focused on academic discussions.

When you need someone, you always have to act like a courteous corporal, so Ning Wei has to pay more attention to the academic inquiry and discussion emails in his mailbox than before.

In fact, March still takes on most of the work in this matter, such as some academic discussion emails sent by so-called professors that are of low quality or that it doesn’t even look down on. It will automatically generate and reply to them, but most of them are still in the mail. In its whitelist, there are emails from people with extremely rich scientific research experience and know-how. This requires Ning Wei to personally handle it.

Deepening friendships during discussions is a way for scientists to make friends. Human beings always have to have some friends. We can't always rely on Lao Tian and other elderly people. Whether friends can come or not is not the most important. There should be more people who can cheer at critical moments.

Especially in an era when there is more confrontation than cooperation, this kind of exchange is extremely rare and can trigger some inspiration.

It is worth mentioning that during this fulfilling and busy March, Ning Wei received an appointment from Lucian Munro, the newly appointed interim chairman of the Executive Committee of the International Mathematical Union, who contacted him through the staff of the Chinese Mathematical Society.

The former IMU executive committee chairman could not resist the pressure and resigned. This was Lucy Rowan's fault. If she had not questioned the results of the Fields winner in the last conference in the video, it would not have caused such a big fuss. Disaster. Of course, March is also to blame for this.

Of course, Ning Wei wouldn't feel guilty, after all, it was none of his business.

And how many times have I told the big boss to come to China to hold the International Congress of Mathematicians, but he just didn’t listen. Are you being criticized now? Of course, theoretically speaking, the previous committee chairmen cannot be blamed for this incident. After all, the International Congress of Mathematicians held every four years is decided by vote at the plenary session, but Ning Wei feels that this rule is not very friendly to developing countries...

When the vast majority of members are in Europe and the United States, the general voting results are naturally mostly in Europe and the United States.

This is why he often sent emails to appeal to the International Mathematical Union before. How many votes did China and Taiwan Island have in total? If we keep voting like this to determine the venue, there will be no problems for developing countries.

For Ning Wei, it is absolutely unacceptable for the Mathematicians Conference to make such an omission.

So after receiving a call from Lucien Munro and learning that the newly appointed interim president was calling to sincerely invite him to attend the Mathematicians Conference to be held in May next year, Ning Wei immediately started performing.

"Of course, Chairman Monroe, of course I very much hope to participate in next year's International Congress of Mathematicians. I have many friends in the mathematics community, and I would also like to listen to their speeches at the conference, but I still want to ask, why will the next Why can’t the International Congress of Mathematicians be held in Beijing?”

"Well, because it was decided to hold it in Dresden during the last conference!"

"But it has been held there twice in history..."

"In fact, it has also been held in the capital of China."

"I know, but it was only once, and I was only 3 years old that time. Does this count? You know, I also have difficulties. The leader in Dresden will definitely not let me go. Let's be honest. You said that I was able to go for a run in Switzerland last year because I had a guy who could resist the trouble. But this guy went to find a girlfriend this year, and he was replaced by someone who didn't know how to adapt, so I couldn't go!"

"What if you are invited to attend the Fields Medal Award Ceremony...you can even invite any award guest you want, and we will try our best to accommodate you?"

Ning Wei was stunned for a moment. Wasn't this hint a little too obvious? There are at least one year and three months left until the conference is held. Moreover, the information about the Fields Medal was spoken so casually, with no surprise at all. It was like playing house, which was very unseemly...

However, thinking of his mentor Tian Yanzhen who had recently been so angry that he was blowing his beard and staring, Ning Wei felt that it was not good to refuse this award. If Lao Tian knew about it, he might go to him to fight for it. After all, it was Zero's breakthrough.

After hesitating for a moment, he replied: "Well, actually, it doesn't matter who will present the award. If it is held in Dresden, I really can't go, but I can donate a set of three-dimensional display equipment, and the award will be presented in March." The kind used in the ceremony...anyway, it’s just an acceptance speech. As for the medal, I can find someone to lead it, right?”

The person on the other side was silent for a moment and replied: "Of course..."

"That's no problem! Well, but I still suggest that the next International Congress of Mathematicians can be held in China..."

"I promise to give your proposal serious consideration."

"Thank you, Chairman Monroe, you are so cute..."

"..."

"If there's nothing wrong, then that's what you said?"

"Um...oh, by the way, Ning, you know, it's not yet time for the awards to be officially announced, so you will keep some of the information I revealed just now secret for the time being, right?"

"Of course, Chairman Monroe, I will definitely keep it a secret. Ever since I was a student, I have been the tightest-lipped!"

"Okay, bye then!"

"goodbye!"

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After hanging up the phone, Ning Wei immediately dialed Tian Yanzhen's number.

"Director Tian, ​​I have good news for you..."

"Good news? What good news can you have? Thank you for not being angry!"

"It's really good news! Lucien Munro just called me and told me that he would give me the Fields Medal next year and asked me who I wanted to give me the award. That's what I thought. I will be very busy by then and can't Go to the scene, why don't you help me lead the way?"

"Wait, what did you say? Fields Medal?"