Technician’s Manual
Chapter 899: neck wine
"Happy birthday, Phyllis!"
In the lobby on the first floor of the villa, after everyone sent congratulations, they watched Fili blow out the candles on the cake, closed her eyes and folded her fists and made a wish.
"It turns out that the birthday ceremony is like this." Igula said, "I've learned a lot."
"Huh?" Phili said, "Haven't you celebrated your birthday?"
"We were all brought up, and you can understand that we were born orphans. With us, birthdays are a normal day, not deliberately celebrated." Igula said: "And to be fair, after birth On that day, prepare a cake and candles of the corresponding age, blow it out in one breath, close your eyes and make a wish... I would never do such a weird ritual, God knows what will happen."
"But the necromantic faction has a ceremony similar to birthdays, called 'Sacrificial Day'." Harvey said: "On the day the corpse is transformed into a necromancer, a sacrificial ceremony is held every other year, and a large number of maggots are stuffed into the undead. —”
"Vichy, did you have a birthday in that era?" Ash quickly interrupted Harvey's words.
"There are some, but what should I say, we won't celebrate, it's more like a consolation activity." Vichy spread his hands: "We Eternal Twilight Elves will have a festival together on the last day of every year, for their own lives. It's sad to see another year pass by. It's incomprehensible that you human beings should celebrate their age by one year."
Rose shook her head: "Because human beings are too fragile, easy to be injured, and easy to die, every year is worth celebrating."
After all, she unscrewed a bottle of wine with her hands and blew it directly, gurgling her throat throbbing, and drank it all in five seconds.
Rose covered her mouth and hiccupped, the wine bottle was heavily leaned on the table, her face flushed slightly, and she looked around for a week: "Don't you want to drink?"
"The drinking etiquette in the Star Kingdom is to come bottle by bottle?" Ash was shocked.
"No, I want to play that kind of drinking party game!" Fili said quickly: "It's the one where everyone drinks while having fun and leaves a good memory. You can't remember anything you drink like that!"
"I don't understand birthday parties, but I do understand receptions." Vichy took out a box: "I'm ready, let's play undercover games."
"Next, each person will have a glass of wine, and one of them will be undercover wine. I will add sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and various essences. Before starting, I will take one out of it as punishment. If anyone is found to drink undercover wine, they will execute punishment."
Igula asked: "How do other people know if they really drank undercover wine?"
"The most pointed person must be drinking." Vichy plausibly said, "If you drink normal alcohol, how can other people suspect you? A slap doesn't make a sound!"
Yaxiu questioned: "There won't be any punishment that goes beyond the limit, right? For example, contact with the opposite sex."
"I also refuse heterosexual contact." Rose hiccupped.
"Then all on-the-spot punishments must be carried out by the same sex, okay?" Vichy blinked and divided wine glasses for everyone, "Okay, the first punishment is... to confess by telephone to the opposite **** who is not present!"
Yaxiu took a sip of wine and spit it out, looked up and saw everyone pointing at him, "It's not fair, other than me, Fili and Rose, how can anyone else know the opposite **** who isn't there? And there's a cell phone number. ?"
Harvey raised his hand: "Balina, the cemetery caretaker."
Igula raised her hand: "Corona, Bertie, Jill, Nora... all met in the bar."
Vichy folded his hands on his chest: "Can't you afford it? Do you want to destroy Feili's small wish? Master, you are too..."
"Okay!" Ash gritted his teeth, took out his phone, and called the only opposite **** in the address book who was not present: "Niya, are you free now?"
"Um."
"I like you, Nia." He paused: "This is punishment for drinking games, sorry for bothering you—"
"Say it again."
"what?"
"I don't have a good signal here. I didn't hear what you said. Say it again. Speak clearly and speak slowly."
When Yaxiu put down his phone, his aura changed.
"The nature of the game has changed, Vichy!" Yaxiu's mouth twitched as he gritted his teeth and said, "You better not let me take the chance!"
"My favorite entertainment in the past was to make prophecies in a wine pool." Vichy raised his glass and took a sip: "You still owe me thousands of years if you want to fight me... poof!"
"Have you forgotten that you are an ordinary human body now?" Ash said with a provocative smile: "Let's go to **** together, Vichy!"
*
"This time the punishment is to be slapped with a cake on the face!"
While drinking, Harvey's creaking nest was scratched suddenly, he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of wine, and then of course he was pointed at by everyone. Before he could speak, a cake was violently smeared on his face, and the strong impact even knocked him to the ground!
The necromancer calmly wiped the cake off his face and looked at Igula who quickly smeared his face beside him. However, Igula changed positions at this time, sitting on the opposite corner of Harvey.
"Igola, are you going too far?"
Yaxiu was very annoyed: "Why are you filming! This opportunity should be given to me!"
"No one is more qualified than me." Igula said leisurely.
"Okay, the punishment this time is," Vichy took out another piece of paper after filling the crowd with wine: "Being drenched in wine."
When Igula was drinking, the chair was suddenly shaken violently, causing him to cough twice. He looked down and saw that a corpse quickly left under the table!
When he raised his head, he saw everyone pointing at him and a flying wine bottle!
Snapped!
The wine bottle accurately exploded Igula's head, and the wine and blood flowed down. Harvey said calmly, "Pour him a glass of wine, okay?"
"If Igula thinks it's okay, then it's okay." Vichy smirked.
"No problem." Igula wiped the alcohol on her face, and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly: "How can there be a problem? You should play like this when you drink, but I'm welcome, Harvey, you won't drink it. Run away halfway?"
"No." Harvey replied, "By the way, I'm going to write some punishments into the box, such as hugging my family."
"I also want to write." Igula said coldly, "I always think bald necromancers are more temperamental."
*
"The punishment this time is to pour alcohol on your neck and collarbone and let others lick it off!"
Rose coughed violently after drinking, looked up and saw everyone pointing at her, so she poured the wine neatly on her body, "Phili?"
"I...I think..."
"Let me come!"
Vichy walked over in a hurry, hugged Rose and buried her head in licking, seeing Fili blushing to the bottom of her ears, while Ash and the three were pale - fortunately they didn't get this punishment, otherwise they would definitely be their forever This kind of punishment should be explicitly banned by legislation!
After a full minute, Vichy let go of Rose, and went back to draw a new punishment from the box: "This time, the punishment is to bite the gummies with teeth and let others lick them away."
Harvey chose to make a partial icy fire on his tongue.
Igula directly numbs her nerves with a spiritual miracle.
Ash shook out the dagger from his sleeve and slammed it into his thigh.
"I, I can still drink..."
The lobby on the first floor of the villa was already a mess at this time. Rose was lying on the carpet with a strange doll and fell into a delicate sleep; Vichy was lying on the table, half of her face soaked in her own vomit; Igula was drunk on the stairs , apparently in an unsuccessful attempt to get back to the room; Harvey, at some point when the coffin was brought up from the basement, went straight in and huddled with his family to sleep.
Feili got up quietly and moved everyone to a comfortable place to sleep.
She actually lied. She had been drinking as early as last year. Sister Lia once brought a case of wine back to the dormitory to get her drunk, but she was drunk and unconscious. Since then Feili knew that drinking by herself is very powerful.
She moved the drunk Yaxiu to the soft chair, and found that Yaxiu's pocket was vibrating. When she took it out, she found that there was a phone call, and the screen displayed it was 'Niya'.
Feili suddenly had a bad idea, answered the phone and said, "Hello, is that Niya?"
"...Where's Ash?"
"He fell asleep. He was too tired just now and can't wake up now. What's the matter with you? I can tell him when he wakes up. "
"no need!"
Hearing the other party hung up the phone angrily, Feili felt both the happiness of the successful prank and the unease of hurting others.
She looked at the sleepy Ash, and sat next to him and whispered softly, "Actually, you didn't misunderstand. You will die after hearing that I'm dead. My mood is indeed much better... I can even say, it's really nice."
"You might think that I would use this opportunity to make some strange demands of you." Phili put her legs together and rested her head lightly on his shoulders: "But I wouldn't, that would be too humble. We still have Time, when saving the world, I will make you fall in love with me by the way... When saving the world, the hero and the hero gradually fall in love, isn't this kind of plot more interesting than the encounter between you and Jian Ji? If we fail, we will be in **** together Reunion, isn't your adventure with the witch more romantic?"
"My real wish is that you stay forever."
She rubbed her head lightly: "but if I say it, then I'm a worse person than Sister Vichy."
Fili reached out and picked up the wine bottle. Since no one was watching, she stopped putting it on and blew directly on the bottle, but because of her posture, she choked on her throat and accidentally threw the wine onto Ash's face.
"I'm sorry." Fili hurriedly took out the tissue, and was just about to wipe Ash's face, but she was dazed by the liquor on his lips while wiping it. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com The lips are very soft, and the wine has a strange luster, as if it has become more delicious.
But she quickly shook her head and wiped the liquor from Ash's face.
Then she picked up the wine bottle and poured it carefully onto Ash's neck.
"Jianji doesn't want it, and I don't want to kiss places where others have kissed."
Fili spread her legs and sat on Ash's lap, leaned down and grabbed Ash's shoulders with both hands, and gently buried her head in, both as urgent as a vampire catching prey, and as gentle as a kitten feeding.
"Itchy." The drunk Yaxiu murmured.
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"The Holy Book of Blood", incarnation, author
Introduction: Standing in front of you is:
Guardian and patron of darkness,
The disruptor and reshaper of order,
The creator and persecutor of licking dogs,
The tea master, the goddess of the dark night, the nightmare of the gods and the gravedigger,
The true ancestor of blood - Charlotte de Castel.
Accompany with madness, live with blood, join hands with curse, and walk with destruction.
This is a legend belonging to the blood family...
(End of this chapter)
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