Technological Hegemony

After Luo Jia completed the historic test launch of the Sparrow rocket in Jiuquan, he took the company's special plane back to Shanghai non-stop, and held an extremely serious meeting.

The reason why this meeting is very serious is because of its particularity. As a group of tough guys, Star Technology Company, which gathers the most straight men on the planet, is preparing to make cosmetics. For them, it is definitely a serious challenge.

Baoshan Headquarters Building, the top floor, the meeting room of the Administration Bureau.

As you can tell from the name, this place is different from the brainstorming group. The management team has fewer people and is composed of various branch companies and department heads.

Sitting at the top of the meeting room, Luo Jia frowned, looked around, and found a group of sad faces, this group of smartest geniuses in the world suddenly stopped talking, and it was rare to see them scratching their heads in pain strange sight.

"Since we're here, let's talk about it separately." Luo Jia said in a deep voice, "Even if it's to drive ducks to the shelves, you have to. You should understand that the easiest money in this world is women and children's money." Money, the IQ tax on all women is imperative, and this is a plan that will never change."

"Not only do we have to collect IQ taxes, but we have to collect a lot of money! Because every penny we receive will go into our space program, become our Mars base, moon base, become our space station and the earth and the moon Spaceship, without money, what do we use to realize the dream of stars and seas?"

Luo Jia said righteous words, but his heart was empty. As a single dog for thousands of years, he didn't even have a girlfriend, and it was even more impossible for him to understand cosmetics.

At this time, someone volunteered.

When Luo Jia saw Hong Tao standing up, he was immediately happy. Hong Tao was in charge of the Commerce Department. He had a quick mind and often dealt with cunning businessmen. He would definitely have no problem getting involved.

"We want to add more categories!" Hong Tao has become more generous since he became a big leader, and his voice has become more husky. "I told my wife that the company is going to produce a kind of cream, but she pushed me hard."

"It turns out that what is used to wipe the face is not called cream anymore, it is called face cream, base cream, day cream, night cream, lotion, lotion, essence water, beauty water..."

what's the situation?

What are these things?

It sounds like a very powerful look!

Women are indeed the biggest unsolved mystery in the world. They put so many messy things on their faces,

Aren't you afraid of ruining the less tolerant dermis?

All these things are biomonitored? Have you done a double-blind comparison? Has it been approved by the FDA?

After Hong Tao uttered those miraculous names, there was an uproar at the scene, and the geniuses looked like they were facing a big enemy, and stormy waves quickly rose in their heads.

Hong Tao is proud. In terms of scientific research ability, he is a scumbag in the company, but this time he has done enough homework and memorized the names and uses of hundreds of cosmetics. Since the end of the college entrance examination, he has never worked so hard.

Seeing the bewildered faces of his colleagues at this moment, Hong Tao immediately admired his wisdom. There is no chance to shock these top talents in mathematics or physics, but cosmetics can!

"I disagree."

After Hong Tao finished speaking, An Ran stood up slowly, and said in a clear and orderly manner with his usual fast speaking speed: "On this issue, I specifically consulted Mengzhou. This is a project that I completed together with her."

After finishing speaking, An Ran put more than 500 pages of printing paper on the table and made a muffled sound.

As expected of Mr. An, he has done so much preparation work behind the scenes!

Qi Mengzhou is a genius on par with An Ran. The two of them have two swords combined, and the project they made must be amazing, right?

Everyone was amazed, An Ran is the second in command of the company, second only to Luo Jia, and he is indeed stronger.

An Ran said straight out of the manuscript: "I have the same opinion as Mengzhou. Women cannot be imagined as simple-minded creatures. Women in the new era are completely different. In terms of social status, economic ability, and academic literacy, they are comparable to Men go neck and neck…”

"It's like reciting a textbook. I'm afraid this is the thought instilled in you by your wife? Cut, female boxing." Luo Jia slandered in his heart, but he didn't show it.

An Ran said: "Mengzhou is older than me, everyone knows this, but the age gap has never been shown on her face and body, I am also puzzled by this."

After hearing this, Luo Jia slandered again: "Sister Mengzhou has a well-maintained face, she looks like she is in her twenties, but how do we know about her body? This guy An Ran definitely has the potential to show off his wife and go crazy. "

"After Mengzhou's explanation, I suddenly realized that there is no other reason why Mengzhou can be maintained to such a degree. It's just that I chose the right path and didn't pay the IQ tax."

"I would like to ask everyone, how much do you know about medical beauty?"

Shua~

Luo Jia looked around and saw more confused faces.

This is a group of guys who can't even tell the difference between facial cleanser and shower gel. Luo Jia has seen the survey of best-selling products in the life supermarket at the headquarters. There is a three-in-one called Adidas, which has long been ranked first in the cosmetics best-selling list.

After inquiring, Luo Jia found out that the so-called "three-in-one" means shower gel, shampoo, and facial cleanser, all in one. Washing hair, face, and body are all no problem. As the saying goes, with one bottle in hand, I have everything in the world , with the three-in-one magic weapon, plus the big treasure, straight men can travel freely in the world.

Like a woman, she carries many bottles and jars with her wherever she goes, and the jars are filled with various strange liquids. This kind of thing does not exist. In the world of straight men, big treasures are all dispensable things. The three-in-one bottle is enough to solve 99% of the problems.

"Stop talking nonsense, just hurry up and talk." Luo Jia was in a hurry, and yelled at An Ran: "What is medical beauty? Why can the senior sister keep her skin healthy?"

An Ran saw that she had aroused public outrage, so she didn't try to keep her secret, and quickly explained: "Medical cosmetology means medical cosmetology. If you put tens of thousands of yuan of cosmetics on your face, the effect may not be as good as that of laser fractionation for a course of treatment. .”

laser! ! !

The word laser seems to have a huge magical power for straight men. Suddenly, the lifeless meeting room boiled, and everyone discussed in private.

Wen Chengling, a master in the laser field, jumped out and said excitedly: "My God, there is finally something I can understand. This meeting has been open until now, and it almost suffocated me! At least you still use Dabao, and we brothers live together." When I was in the Amazon rainforest, I always put mud on my face for sun protection, and I didn’t even know a little bit about cosmetics.”

Uh…

Mud face, blocking UV rays?

This is more powerful.

Luo Jia was speechless. As a man who can use Nivea facial cleanser, he seems to be quite delicate.

"A laser dot matrix is ​​not a real laser generator." Wen Chengling quickly said: "A dot matrix refers to a working mode of a laser. As long as the diameter of the laser beam is less than 500 microns and the beams are regularly arranged in a dot matrix, The working mode at this time is called fractional laser."

"The ultra-pulse exfoliative CO2 fractional laser can instantly heat the water in the tissue to above 100°C. When it acts on the skin, it can vaporize the epidermis or the dermis at different depths, causing vaporization pits in the skin."

"Because of the high peak energy of the fractional laser, the collateral damage caused by the heat is small, the vaporized tissue is precise, and the damage to the surrounding tissue is slight, and it can be recovered in at most three to five days, and at the same time, it may cause complications such as pigmentation or hypopigmentation. Smaller, it is used to remove scars and tenderize the skin, and it has a scientific basis."

"I don't know who invented the laser dot array at the beginning. It is a branch of our laser field that is not doing business properly. When I was reading papers, I occasionally saw a few articles about using lasers to activate the dermis. I was I wondered, how could someone waste their lives doing such worthless research? So I just remembered it by the way."

Hey~

Luo Jia raised his forehead, these straight men think that the use of laser technology for beauty is worthless, it is a waste of life, and it is not doing their job properly.

How do they know that laser beauty is more than valuable, it can cost hundreds of billions a year, it is very profitable, okay?

Straight men may never understand how crazy women can be for beauty.

"The explanation is too correct." An Ran said in a deep voice, "That's what Mengzhou said. She never uses those ordinary cosmetics and doesn't pay IQ tax, but spends a lot of time every year on medical beauty treatments. The creams she uses, Masks are also the kind with the batch number of medical equipment, although the price is expensive, but the effect is really good."

"I stole some from Mengzhou, put them in the chemical laboratory for testing, and the test report is stored in the cloud server, the number is..."

Crackling...

Although straight men don't understand cosmetics, they can understand test reports.

So a group of people rushed to download the test report, and pointed fingers at the detected components, instantly restoring the true colors of the keyboard hero.

After a pause, An Ran finally concluded: "All in all, we should take the medical aesthetics system as an opponent and study it seriously, starting from the three dimensions of equipment, chemistry, and genes. The hardware department will increase research and development efforts to develop subversive Effective medical beauty machines, lasers, ultrasound, and available black technologies are all used, and the chemistry department has to formulate competitive fragrances and lubricants. Believe me, women's noses and skin are much more sensitive than ours. "

"If you want the product to sell well, you must have a good smell and a slippery touch on your body. In addition, you must design a package with our characteristics and use these as marketing tools."

"Finally, genes. The life science department is responsible for providing the core of cosmetics, genotype drugs that can truly reduce wrinkles and anti-aging. This is the most important step in the plan. After all, if any product wants to sell well, product power is the core value, and the rest It's auxiliary."

Clearing her throat, An Ran shouted loudly: "With the mechanical, chemical, and genetic trilogy, we can provide female compatriots with high-quality beauty services that meet medical standards and win the medical beauty market."

clatter~

After An Ran's speech ended, the straight men applauded enthusiastically.

Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as they study the existence of laser generators and gene optimizers, they don’t need to figure out the difference between eye cream and face cream. It’s so simple, straight men are relieved.

If such thoughts are known to female compatriots, I am afraid they will go crazy, because in the thinking of the tough guys, they would rather study lasers than understand those damn cosmetics, and they are very suspicious of not wanting to waste energy on women.

etc!

What the hell is going on! ?

At this moment, Luo Jia suddenly stood up, "If I remember correctly, today's meeting was to discuss how to collect IQ tax from women. Why did you get into a fight with Yimei?"