Technology Treasure King

Time went back to 11 hours ago. At 8:30 in the evening, the noble Songjiang monkey Chen Yongde, the sacred and great motherland, walked on the street with a weak face and hairstyle that remained unchanged for four to five years.

　　 Hair has not been cut for more than a few months, and it has become a fan of young artists. Although he greatly despises the so-called literary youth, there is no way. The masters who used to have a haircut (haircut, not beheaded) for 5 yuan have already disappeared in the rivers and lakes.

　　 The last time there are hair salons all over the street, a hundred yuan flew away from the purse, and the young and beautiful little sister called my brother to stimulate me, and I had to fly a plane at night.

　　 He doesn't want to die young.

"Fucking WDR (Foreigners, there is no harmony in China in this world. After the crowd in the carnival, there were fireworks everywhere, deafening, making Chen Yongde, who is very weak, feel sad, his heart shook, and began to gasp, so he chose to enter and leave home There was only one small Internet cafe on the street to take shelter, but I didn't expect to see it occupied by outsiders again.

　　 The incredible thing that they annexed the Commonwealth of Independent States for China has stimulated...The business of the cardiology department in the hospital is particularly good.

　　 Of course, there are demons dancing in front of me, the **** non-mainstream, hanging silk and dung festivals are here, the small Internet cafe is very hot, and the proprietress smiles from ear to ear.

　　 Chen Yongde had to curse in his heart and left the place quickly.

　　 Of course as smart as the Songjiang people, as smart as him, how can you directly scold him? I'm afraid that the words left the mouth, and within a few days, the family will go to funeral for him.

I came to the nearest large supermarket and spent ten minutes to buy a pack of cigarettes for three yuan, mainly to see if there are beautiful chicks, Feng Yun's wife, but unfortunately, only young people with excited faces rushed in from time to time during the carnival: "Are there any fireworks? Has the goods arrived? Hastily, the Red Army bleeds in the front, and we put a firework behind us to support others, but they are out of stock! Are you still not Chinese? Where is the capitalist supermarket!"

　　 Chen Yongde rolled his eyes and left here, but waited for spring to come. The chicks were exposed and loved by others, so the time wasted in the supermarket should add zero after ten minutes.

And even though I love myself, beauties, luxury cars, everything that is good for me, but not what is useless to me, including the country, I still look forward to the arrival of spring, Songjiang is so developed, there must be many Belarusian chicks, after all, Now one country, one nation.

　　 Stepping on the road full of **** firecrackers and garbage, Chen Yongde turned into a small park open 24 hours, the trees were tall and usually very deep, but now, at first glance, he cursed in his heart, "Grass!"

　　 Because how can people let go of this good place? I saw a large group of young men and women dressed in glamorous clothes, gathered under the street lamp, shaking their bodies like a group of poor worms in the harsh music.

　　 Some young people with a mad personality actually took a spacewalk on the grass to help the grass restore the sand.

　　Chen Yongde curled his lips, you are the one-meter-sixth short B and the 8.5-meter tall handsome man with rich abs?

　　 quietly walked to the side of the grass indifferently, hiding himself with shadows, so that he could breathe the lively atmosphere and warm the lonely heart, and then began to lie on the grass and smoke.

Although knowing that this is a good opportunity to say goodbye to the 27-year-old virgin, in such a carnival, the chicks are happy to guard, and there is no need to go through a series of hard wars in the past, such as psychological wars, money wars, appearance wars, or guerrilla wars. Only the war can win one.

　　 There are beautiful legs and a C cup, and a chick with an appearance of 80 points or more is not worth it. If you don't drive an imported BMW, people won't perform love action movies with you.

However, Chen Yongde smokes a cigarette and understands the strength gap between the enemy and ours very well. Unless the "enemy" gets into his head, he will see him at first glance, pale, weak, 1.65 meters tall, with ribs, and dressed from head to tail. No more than 200 yuan.

　　 So 40% were sentenced to death immediately, 50% were shots on the spot, and 10% were desperate dinosaurs...

　　 Thinking back to the past, Chen Yongde didn't understand how he got here. He thought ten years ago, how young and ambitious he was. Before graduation, he had pure expectations of the school flower classmate, because people gave him a light look in the crowd.

　　 But five years later, the comrade schoolgirl who had been waiting on QQ suddenly sent out a wedding photo. He was heartbroken that night, and then flew the plane to the wedding photo.

Now, because I was in the same place, I occasionally saw it in the mall a few times, pretending to nodded in greeting, I saw a little baby in my arms, pulled a broken child with a look of contempt for myself, and also had one in my belly. ...

　　 Really, can you cry?

　　 And career is a nightmare.

　　 After graduating from high school, I think that I have stepped into the world, and I can’t live long. Audi double diamond (toy car) is an insult. Imported BMW, 5, 6, 7, and 8 series are the real dragons, and we have to ask a 100-pointed female driver to say, "Oh, you get in the car."

　　 has face.

　　 The original father who had a job in a state-owned factory had a small, small job and wanted to put himself in the state-owned factory, but he was "powerful and unyielding."

　　 So I quickly understood what it means to lose sight of not listening to the old man's words, and now I entered a private company to do logistics. After three days, I didn't get a dime.

　　Because the boss does not treat employees as human beings at all, after eight hours of work, he said that he had worked hard and worked overtime today.

　　I have been in this way for almost three or four years. Anyway, Songjiang is very developed and there are so many small companies. Every day, ten companies withdraw from the arena and a hundred are rushing into the arena. The competition is fierce.

　　 Naturally, they don’t care about the status of the employees, so they only work for 8 hours? Laozi's wealth and life are overwhelmed, 24 hours, dreaming of working!

　　 After finishing 100+ jobs, Chen Yongde was finally depressed and tended to be an otaku. The cold-eyed father stood up at this moment, saved him, and brought him into a state-owned factory with an extremely precious place.

　　 A wonderful world, so exhausted Chen Yongde wanted to hug his father and sing a song.

　　Because he fulfilled an ultimate dream that many people have, he didn't work to get money.

　　 In fact, it is because there is no work to do. The Chinese state-owned enterprise system is extremely large, and the productivity is developed and backward. They can manufacture almost all the commodities on this planet, but they cannot make real profits.

　　Because it is a third-developed country, to whom do you pour goods? Gay Africa? It's a pity that people won't pay, minerals? That is a dream. African chiefs regard resources as the final capital of the rise of the nation. The light sons and others are all the elites of Citi Business School. How can you be fooled?

　　 Small commodities and other countries disdain to do it, and say that they don’t compete with the people for profit. In fact, everyone understands that they don’t want to benefit the Western world. We are not your small commodity manufacturers? If you close technology to us, Lao Tzu won't bother you!

　　 So that's where the private enterprise grabs you to death.

In such a system, Chen Yongde does not have to go to work, and earns a pitiful salary every month, as well as many materials, such as all kinds of rough ready-made clothes, shoes, socks, even bicycles, etc. Car after car...

　　 So almost every state-owned worker has a stall in the department store, or they sell together a large amount of materials that are going back for decades.

　　The price is cheap and the quantity is large. It is the best and best choice for those who travel through time and space.

　　Owned once, I have it.

　　 Chen Yongde knows that his career is over here, and he never wants to go to the society to enter the world. That is not his world. The descendants of state workers are state workers, just as the boss’s son is a small boss.

　　 For example, when attending a class meeting, the son of the boss who drove Santana ten years ago turned into a BMW, and the ambitious monitor and other gentlemen who rode a bicycle ten years ago drove a...battery car.

　　 At that time, even though I was dressed very well, I was a member of the state-run system. Even the little boss’s son was envious and jealous. He had no worries about food and clothing, and there was a factory to give you a funeral.

　　 The world is so real, full of warmth and dripping blood, sometimes birth decides everything.

Throwing away the cigarette butts, Chen Yongde glanced mockingly, and got up to go home. Ten years ago, he saw other people throwing cigarette butts casually. He must be resentful. When they leave, he must wrap his fingers in a tissue to pick up the cigarette butts. ；

　　 Five years ago, when he saw foreign comrades throw cigarette butts, he would definitely look down upon him. He had no quality and ignored the passing by.

　　 And now, every time I throw a cigarette butt, it is very pleasant.

　　 Brother at least has this power, right? Leave me alone? Saint!

　　 "Ade is back." Walking into the house, a world surrounded by smoke, a group of monkeys who had left Mahjong and couldn't survive, repeated day and night nonsense with a passionate gesture that Chen Yongde could not understand.

　　 Chen Yongde pulled out a enthusiastic smile on his pale face, nodded, and entered his room.

　　In this age of encouraging childbirth, there are also mothers...don’t look at the current profession, mahjong master, a famous debate player in this area, thirty years ago, the appearance was still the best, Shui Ling girl, and the old man was also a good boy.

　　 Therefore, as the boss of Chen Yongde, there are 3 younger brothers and 4 younger sisters. The youngest sister is only 14 years old, almost half the age of Chen Yongde.

As a reward for multi-birth, the National Multi-birth Commission notified Chen's father to commend the factory where he was located, and preferential treatment in material welfare, including changing the house from a small two-bedroom to a small three-bedroom, a three-bedroom, a four-bedroom, and now a five-bedroom , More than 300 square meters.

　　The environment is also very good, and the factory director can't mix in this kind of house, because in the state-run factory, the lower-level positions, including the factory director, are elected by the workers. The newest factory director is a good old man who will die soon, and he relies entirely on qualifications, because there are too many apprentices and grandchildren.

　　 Under the supervision of various departments, the most important thing is that the factory bank account never exceeds 1,000 yuan.

If you want to embezzle, you have to have silver, because in the Huaxia state-run system, what you want, except gold jewelry, men and women, we can’t produce, all in one word, it has become an independent kingdom, without currency, sharing rich material, because This is the magic of communism!

　　 Twenty years ago, fifty years ago, material was poor, and state-run was a paradise on earth. Everyone could get in only if they broke their heads. Fortunately, Chen Yongde's grandfather was a glorious Red Army.

　　 And now, who wants such old-fashioned tatters? I can’t sell it. It’s better to replace the equipment. The country has been hiding wealth for the people. There is no money to complete this plan, which is equivalent to building ten Songjiang cities.

　　 entered the bedroom. The old-fashioned fluorescent lamp in his large bedroom was extremely strong. All the younger brothers and sisters took the same shell, simple and rough laptop, lying on the sofa that the state-owned workers had in every household, and the shape was exactly the same.

　　 Or surf the Internet in front of a rough desktop computer with the same shell.

　　 This group of poor bugs, all with a cash concentration of no more than 100 yuan, fell into a carnival state for China's conquest of the CIS, but they did not step forward to ask for peace. You must know that Chen Yongde was very ruthless in order to maintain the status of the big brother.

　　 Everyone has a very ugly shape in his hand, like a cannonball, big and wild, and tastes similar to Coca-Cola, but it is much more kind than others, and it is made directly from natural materials without using chemicals.

　　 As for the appearance of the beverage, it is also quite simple, because the leader of the beverage manufacturing department is an artillery...

　　 And to replace the compression molding equipment, you pay? Communism is not too vain! Public ownership is not afraid of not being sold. Behind us is China, with a population of 2 billion!

　　 "Damn!" In front of the younger brother and younger sister, Chen Yongde felt that he was prestigious. He scolded him and picked up his laptop, lying on the big bed made by the state, and surfing the Internet in this 90% state-manufactured world.

　　 The computer starts quickly, which is the advantage of state-owned products, the quality is first-rate, and it is extremely useful.

　　 But because of the vicious capitalist technology blockade, some hard and soft backward 20 years, those coveted games in the West, the Call of Duty series, sorry, just look at the pictures.

　　 It’s interesting that China’s single-player games are more developed, bigger, and better than Western games, because the country uses the power of a country to do this. Western game companies are not rivals unless they unite.

　　So state-owned computers cannot play Western games, and Western computers are not suitable for Chinese games. What are some hard and soft configuration requirements?

　　 Moreover, the sales volume of state-owned computers is No. 1 in the world. This is because, although in European and American countries, only stand-alone game enthusiasts only buy at a high price, others are generally used to aid North Korea, Africa, and then adopted throughout the country, including state-run systems, governments, schools, etc...

　　 One can imagine how an independent kingdom that caused the collapse of the private sector.

　　 You don’t want to equip computers for free, can you give them away? We know your productivity is invincible, right? Don't pour into sales, leave us some way to survive.

　　 This is the invincibility of communism. It does not produce goods for profit. Therefore, there will be no economic crisis, and the whole country is one. What if the currency is cancelled a little bit? The western world collapsed immediately, and we were fine, and there was nothing we needed.

　　 Anyway, Chen Yongde received less than 5,000 yuan in salary in one year, and he took a lot of various things, including daily necessities, rice, cooking oil, MSG, soy sauce, etc., all from state-owned farms...

　　 So I will never starve to death, and of course it is impossible to make a fortune unless I win 5 million.

　　 Free goods need to pay a little price, use a state-owned computer to surf the Internet, no matter what browser you use, the first webpage will automatically jump to the portal of the Nanxianweng Consortium, which cannot be modified, unless the computer is changed.

　　 Relying on this binding, Nanxianweng portal has become the world's largest Internet overlord. How many private and foreign portals are envious and jealous, can they not be so shameless? This is called kidnapping public opinion and defrauding human rights!

After so many years, Chen Yongde has become accustomed to this simple portal, without any advertisements, and disdain for any advertisements. There are the latest major events in the world, and the entertainment aspect is also good. The top authoritative report, because any artist is regarded as one of the highest achievements in his entertainment career for being on this portal. , Because it means that one day up is equal to hundreds of millions of clicks, so the popularity and subsequent impact are nothing to say.

　　 For example, a few years ago, Mr. Chen used some literary and artistic photos to board this portal, and it was immediately popular, and many Chinese blockbusters came to him.

In the portal, the latest news still comes from the abdominal muscles brother, a lewd smile will always hang high in the most conspicuous place~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Warmly welcome all the CIS and other participating countries to join our country and unite in communism Under the banner. Tens of billions of clicks, hundreds of millions of comments)

　　 "The chairman made the latest TV speech, implying that guns will be open in the near future." (Billions of clicks, tens of millions of comments.)

Titles like 　　 are all underneath the smiling face of Brother Abdomen, which shows how popular he has been recently.

Chen Yongde scanned a page of news, and it turned out that the world is still undergoing great changes. The leader of the free country Citigroup went on fire. The folk parade was called a hot one. The people joined the police and prospered the streets from New York to California... On the one hand, Hubble stepped down and came back to power because he promised to lay down a "copy" to provide life treasures and serve the people.

And the portal, which has always been very rigorous and arrogant, actually has a lot of news about the abdominal muscles. Chen Yongde clicked a few and immediately sneered. For example, a certain big star had a late night tryst with abdominal muscles to extinguish the skyrocketing after practicing Toad Gong. Lustful...

"Fuck who? Damn, any one of my five wives will kill you a bad B!" He cursed fiercely, and Chen Yongde looked at the three characters of toad's merits, and his eyes instantly condensed, if he wanted to say what he wanted most in the world What the thing is, it must be toad gong. As for the treasure of life, he can't expect it, and he is not the stupid B who thought he was the king of the world ten years ago.

　　No, as soon as I woke up, I was standing next to the bed with a friendly smile on his face. Then to the sleepy-eyed him, he sternly said: "So it was Brother De? I have been looking for you for a long time. Today's toad work, no, it depends on you to become a superman to save the fate of the earth."

　　 Ten years ago, Abdomen was only 11 years old, and he was on the road to soy sauce all day long.

　　PS: The first one is for collection and recommendation.