"My lord, those stinky fish and rotten shrimp have been dissatisfied with you recently, saying that you imprisoned the princess and the prime minister.

A Catfish Soldier reports.

Heihe, the catfish spirit sitting on the throne, squinted his eyes in displeasure. It had passed on the news that the Dragon King was imprisoned, and said that the princess and Prime Minister Wang Ba were unable to manage the Dragon Palace because of their grief, so they temporarily handed over the Dragon Palace to it. Only then did the management appease the rotten fish and shrimp left behind.

He wants to use a trick of "boiling rotten fish and rotten shrimps in warm water" so that they can get used to it gradually. After living a comfortable life, they will not have the heart of rebellion and revenge, and achieve the goal of consolidating their status without bloodshed.

However, as time passed, the shrimp soldiers began to find problems. No one had seen the princess and the prime minister for a month, and they couldn't help guessing whether the princess and the prime minister were imprisoned by General Catfish.

They were filled with righteous indignation and wanted to rescue the princess and the prime minister, but they were framed as traitors who wanted to murder the princess and the prime minister, and were executed on the spot.

"This damned stinky catfish, you can do your best while our General Shrimp and General Claw are away!"

A blue crab soldier said with a sad face: "You think the king and the generals will not..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a crab general: "Don't talk nonsense, the general is very capable, and the king is our invincible king in the blue sea battle, ~ they will not have any accidents! 11

Xie Jiang continued: "The most important thing right now is to defend the Dragon Palace, and not let that stinky catfish occupy the Dragon Palace."

"That stinky catfish has a lot of fish now, and many of our brothers have been killed by it. I'm afraid we can't beat them with our remaining troops."

The crab will show determination: "If you can't beat him, you still have to fight, and you will die! Even if we don't fight, do you think it will let us go? It will definitely continue to find ways to oppress and mutilate us until it kills us who oppose him. Kill them all."

When the shrimp soldiers thought that this was indeed the case, they couldn't help being filled with righteous indignation: "Go to hell, fight with it!"

"Fight!"

"Even if we can't survive, we can't let that stinky catfish rest in peace. I'll cut off his two catfish whiskers later."

"Kill kill kill!"

The blood of the fish and shrimp soldiers has been mobilized, and they have already raised the idea of ​​dying generously.

At this moment, a disharmonious murmur came: "Captain, why are you still not serving dinner?"

All the soldiers looked at the man, couldn't help but rolled their eyes, and said in their hearts: "It really is this idiot.

The captain of the patrol looked at the crab general in front of him in embarrassment, he really couldn't control this idiot.

The Crab General was not annoyed, but laughed and said: "The idiot is right, let's eat! Let's eat and drink enough before being abandoned to his mother's battle!"

"Okay!" All the soldiers shouted, knowing that this might be the last supper, they all ate with all their might and let their stomachs drink.

After a while, it all turned into a drunken shrimp, drunken crab and drunken fish.

Only the crab general and a few lobster captains didn't drink down, but were sober. They knew that there must be a reason for the crab general to let them eat and drink so recklessly before the battle.

Sure enough, the crab general glanced at all the soldiers, and said slowly: "Brothers, you stay here, I will settle accounts with that stinky catfish."

Several lobster captains said in unison: "No!"

"The stinky catfish is guarded by heavy soldiers, you can't get close to it alone."

"We'll help you stop those little bastards!"

"Going to go together, we are not people who are greedy for life and afraid of death!"

Crab General's heart became hot, and he wanted to say something, but seeing their stubborn and fearless eyes, he couldn't open his mouth anyway, paused for a while, and then said: "Okay, let's go together, we will die together! "

"Death and death together!"

They were about to leave when a voice came from the dining table in the distance: "Captain, where are you going?"

The crab general said: "Stupid, you stay here, wait for them to wake up and tell them, if we don't come back, let them listen to the black catfish." Catfish can wish to let them go because of the fact that everyone was loyal to the Dragon King in the past.

The idiot nodded while gobbling.

Several captains couldn't help but shook their heads when they saw it, and they didn't know if the idiot listened or not. If the notification was not in place, these soldiers would be in trouble to avenge them. Facing the army of black catfish

It can only be sent to death in vain.

But now they have no other choice. They can't wake up their cronies to give orders, otherwise everyone will be alarmed, and they won't be able to help much when they are awake, let alone all of them now. Became a drunk.

With a helpless sigh, Captain Lobster and General Crab left the cafeteria, then sneaked to Dragon Palace.

They tiptoed along, not daring to make a sound.

It went smoothly at first, but later, someone's footsteps became a little louder, and they didn't care, and later, there seemed to be the sound of chewing things with their mouths.

They can't bear it anymore, they agreed to come to find the stinky catfish to fight to the death, you just forget about it if you are careless, and you still eat, are you trying to kill everyone?

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They looked back together and were stunned.

A large living person followed behind them, holding a large bowl of food in his hand.

The Crab General exclaimed in surprise: "Stupid! What are you doing..." Halfway through the speech, he suddenly realized that his voice was too loud and would attract attention, so he quickly lowered his tone and said, "Why are you here? I didn't ask you to stay Is it in the cafeteria?"

The idiot nodded, "I've been waiting for them for a long time, and I came here before they woke up."

General Crab was speechless. They had only been away from the cafeteria for more than ten minutes at most. The idiot said that he had waited for a long time, probably less than a minute.

The captains of the lobsters were also dumbfounded. You looked at me and I looked at you, not knowing what to do.

In the end, General Crab spoke up: "Forget it, let him follow, presumably that stinky catfish won't bother with a fool."

Although Captain Lobster nodded in agreement, he was thinking that the idiot might be buried with them, and the stinky catfish was not so kind. The crab will keep him probably because he is afraid that he will run around and disturb the black catfish and ruin their event.

In order to make the plan go smoothly, they can only acquiesce to the idiot to follow behind. Although this is a bit sorry for him, they have no choice but to be ruthless.

"Stupid, I hope you can be reincarnated as a smart person in the next life, then our sins will not be so great."

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