Ten Trillion Skill Points In The City

Chapter Seventeen: This Is My First Kiss

"Tch! He won't like your daughter. He likes me. I'm not his sister or daughter, I'm his wife, a child bride! And we've already slept together..."

This paragraph, especially the last sentence.

To be said by a little lolita in a childish voice is no less than dropping an atomic bomb! ! !

The little Loli may have thought it was too much, so she leaned into Chen Mu's ear and whispered, "Oh~ I think I've said it a bit... but who told you to lie to others and want to bully them..."

"Hey, Brother Chen Mu, you're not really angry, are you? Don't be so stingy~"

Chen Mu is not angry, just hesitant...

Which one is better, spank the bear girl's butt, or pinch her fleshy cheeks?

She is so naughty at such a young age, if she doesn't teach her a lesson, won't she be like God in the future?

Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly...

There was a strange feeling on his cheek.

Soft, glutinous, and slightly cool...

Chen Mu was stunned for a while.

No way, is this girl...

He turned to look behind him, and saw the little Loli blushing and burying her head on her back, saying in a voice like a mosquito: "This is my first kiss... um~ um~ I'm so embarrassed, don't be angry." La……"

This naughty girl actually...

Chen Mu was both surprised and a little happy. He wanted to ask: Who else could make a cute little loli take the initiative to give her first kiss? ! !

Xiong Yatou's appearance is really impeccable.

The face is round and rosy, but it is not fat at all; the eyes are big and crystal clear.

Her facial features are very delicate and look like a porcelain doll. As soon as you see her, you will have the urge to kiss her on the face.

Suddenly.

Chen Mu got excited.

He suddenly thought that other people could not hear what little Loli just said...

In other words, in their eyes, things should be understood as:

Xiong Yatou said she was her daughter-in-law. Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, she kissed herself to prove it...

hiss! To suffer.

He looked up quickly. Sure enough... everyone was silent, looking shocked and disbelieving.

A small road not far away.

A battery car drove by slowly.

The battery car driver was also stunned.

With a "snap", he drove the battery car into the green belt.

A passing couple.

Originally it was a boy carrying a girl on his back, it was sweet and sweet.

But when the boy saw this scene, he was so shocked that he staggered and fell into the green belt with his girlfriend on his back.

Miraculously, her girlfriend wasn't angry.

Because her brain is also down...

There was an eerie silence for a minute.

Everyone silently started the same action.

He took out his cell phone and dialed the familiar number.

"Hello? 110 Police Center? I want to report a case... A pedophile fell in love with an eight-year-old girl. Well, eh, eh. It's not 'in love with a girl eight years younger than him'. You are wrong."

"Hey, don't you understand? Remove the word 'like' from that sentence."

"Yes, yes, we also need to remove the words 'he is small'."

"Yes, that's right. Come and catch him quickly..."

Chen Mu watched in stunned silence as the man hung up the phone.

The man noticed Chen Mu's gaze, jumped back suddenly, and then explained:

"Uh... what, I was on the phone with my wife just now. He was urging me to go back."

"Little boss, hurry up and make the pancake handle. Otherwise you will be arrested later... Bah, no, that's not what I mean. I mean, I'm going back later, so hurry up."

Chen Mu: "..."

Little Lolita: "..."

People who eat melon: "..."

What the hell.

Hum, no one here is deaf! ! ! !

…………

"The city management is here, run."

Suddenly, someone roared in the distance, which shocked Chen Mu.

Urban management?

Hey, let me choke, it's time to start running away for real.

Just the word "urban management" is a bit lethal to Chen Mu.

This is recognized as the strongest force!

There is a poem that says:

“Give me three thousand city administrators and restore my mighty China;

The sharp sword points to the west of Tianshan Mountain, and the horse rides on the black sea to the north;

Bowing on Lake Bell and admiring the snow on Sakhalin Island;

Visiting ancient times in Indochina and worshiping ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo;

Punch the European princes and kick the North American flag. "

"If I were given a choice, I would definitely give up my current identity and choose to be an urban management officer."

——Excerpted from "U.S. President Ultraman's Quotations, Chapter 7, Sentence 6"

…………

All in all, this is a formidable unit.

Chen Mu has suffered several losses in the past.

Turn around.

Several Kapila trucks with blue paint and the word "urban management" painted on their bodies stopped at the side of the road.

Then a group of people wearing those eye-catching uniforms came quickly.

this moment.

Wherever Chen Mu could stay, he immediately started to close the stall and run away.

"Hey, little boss, what are you doing?"

"Yeah, hand cakes. These guys' hand cakes aren't ready yet."

"Little boss, calm down. What a big deal, isn't it the urban management? Come on, make my hand cakes first."

The little Loli was still hanging around his neck, with her big innocent eyes open, and she said worriedly: "Oh, the city management is here... what should I do?"

Chen Mu said helplessly, "What should I do? Just eat it cold..."

For these guests.

He is also helpless.

The urban management officials are here, but what’s the big deal... Why are your hearts bigger than the sea?

"Brothers, the city management is here, let me run away first next time, and I will do it for you next time."

"No, little boss, you can't run away. If you can't eat the hand cakes tonight, you won't be able to survive this day."

"Yes, if I don't eat hand cakes, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow..."

I wipe it.

Isn't it just that the weather forecast says it will be cloudy? Isn't it so scary? ! !

Everyone just pulled the cart, not letting Chen Mu escape.

"I...I...I'll go for it."

Previously, Chen Mu always believed that having more customers would bring leverage.

But now I find that it is really a scam.

"Just let me run. I promise I will be there on time tomorrow morning." Chen Mu said.

But the following scene.

But it made him dumbfounded.

"Little boss, please, just make the finger cakes for us. We will never stop you next time."

Everyone begged.

They really couldn't stand it anymore. If they didn't eat the hand cakes, they would feel like they hadn't eaten all day.

Uh... These guys really haven't eaten for a long time.

"I...I...I don't want my stall anymore, it's all right!" He let go of his hand and immediately planned to abandon the car to save the handsome man.

A cart isn't worth much, and if you get caught, you'll have to get an education and all that messy stuff.

"Little boss, you can't run." Just as Chen Mu was running away, a large group of people stopped him.

"You can't leave..."

"That's right, you must not leave."

And at this time.

The urban management officers who came over looked at each other in shock when they saw this scene.

Then they all showed happy smiles.

"That's right, that's right. Nowadays, the quality of citizens is getting higher and higher, and they can take the initiative to stop these mobile vendors."

Huang Zhonghua, from the urban management brigade, was extremely pleased with this scene and gave a thumbs up to these lovely citizens.

Chen Mu, however, looked up at the sky and sighed helplessly.

"This is all injustice!"

But the little Loli giggled behind him: "Hehe...Brother Chen Mu, isn't he the urban management officer? Don't be afraid!"

(To be continued...)

(This chapter has been revised. Is it better? Seeing that the author is so serious, please give me some support (manual funny))

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