Ten-year-old Yiling abused Lu Xun, and he called himself a cute newbie

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May of the first year of Zhang Wu, that is, May 221 AD.

Qingcheng Mountain, Chao Zhenguan.

"Heaven does not give birth to me Li Xiaobai, and the great Han is as ancient as a long night."

"I've watched too many fairy tale dramas, daydreaming every day."

In the room, the old Taoist priest Li Yizhi was carrying the washing water, his eyes were staring at the pillow of his hands on the bed, and Li Xiaobai, the cheap apprentice who was holding Erlang's legs, his intestines were repentant.

Three months ago, when he was setting up a fortune telling stall in Chengdu, he met Li Xiaobai, a teenager who was pulling the "erhu" to set up a bowl.

the two are both bowl makers, why should they have known each other.

To his surprise, Li Xiaobai looked to be no more than a teenager, and he couldn't say three words about Sun Tzu's art of war, or saving the life of the Han world.

At the beginning, Li Yizhi felt that this son was gifted and intelligent, had the talent of a natural person, and could inherit the mantle.

So he brought Li Xiaobai back to Qingcheng Mountain and accepted him as a closed disciple.

Who would have thought that after Li Xiaobai went up the mountain, he ate too much, couldn't wake up, was too lazy to engage, shouted slogans every day, and the result was Wang Ba who didn't move.

Let him learn Yishu divination, medical skills, and drawing talismans, and lie down after a while, and he is also called "lying down to win the boy".

It is normal for others to accept apprentices and pour water for the master to serve tea, how come to him, everything is reversed?

Where is this taking apprentices? Properly picked up the grandfather.

Li Yizhi looked bitter, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, other people's lives are framed with gold and silver, and Ruan's life is not worth anything.

The more he thought about it, the less worthwhile he was, and reached out to knock Li Xiaobai's head.

"Get up quickly, pinch your fingers for the master last night, today there are distinguished guests visiting Chengdu, and later you will go down the mountain to greet the master on your behalf, don't be slack!"

"Isn't it that Wenshan Taishou Chen Zhen, Chen Xiaoqi."

Li Xiaobai stretched out and turned on the pretend mode.

"Oh?"

Hearing Chen Zhen's name, Li Yizhi couldn't believe that this cheap apprentice who didn't learn and had no skills could actually foresee the results of his calculations.

Impossible, must have misheard!

Stinky boy, today I see how you still pretend to draw tigers?

Li Yizhi suddenly became interested and decided to test it.

"Tell me, why did he come?"

"Came for the sake of the Wuji."

Li Xiaobai blurted out, directly pointed out the other party's intentions, and then changed the conversation, "The master didn't want to go and couldn't not go, and he couldn't say it clearly, so he finally chose to warn Liu Bei with a painting."

As soon as the words fell, Li Yizhi's eyes were like torches, and he was secretly surprised.

Not only Chen Zhen, but even his own mind was seen through, completely subverting his three views.

Dare to love him for more than three hundred years, and he is not as good as his own apprentice.

"What about the results of Var Wu?"

"Yiling sent people's heads for thousands of miles, and from then on all three pits were taken away."

the former sentence can be understood by anyone who is not a fool, but the latter sentence is really incomprehensible to Li Yizhi.

"What are the three pits?"

Looking at Li Yizhi's confused look, Li Xiaobai couldn't help it.

This kind of words mocking Liu Guanzhang in later generations do not require a little saliva, and the ancients can understand it.

"Zhang Fei lost Xuzhou, making Liu Bei like a dog who lost his family, his temperament was hot, he respected the gentleman rather than the villain, and finally died at the hands of Xiaoxiao, and this pit was also."

"Guan Yu was brave and good at fighting, but he had a proud personality, treated his soldiers well and was proud of Shi Dafu, and carelessly lost Jingzhou, forcing Liu Bei to sit in Yizhou, and this two pits are also."

"Liu Bei used the strength of the country to destroy Wu, causing the Great Han to lose his family, and finally died of depression.

"With these three pits, even if Zhuge Liang has Lu Wang's talent, he is finally unable to return to the sky, which is really regrettable."

At this time, Rao is Li Yizhi is inevitably shocked.

In three words, he talked and laughed about the fate of the core characters of the Great Han.

Such a heavenly machine came from the mouth of a young man, and if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed it!

"How did you know that?"

Li Yizhi's curiosity instantly exploded.

How do I know?

Of course, Li Xiaobai will not tell the truth.

As a traverser, a writer in the eighteenth line of the online literary industry in the twenty-first century, he did not earn five cents in money, but he has seen a basket of wild history.

According to Ge Hong's "Legend of the Immortals", before Liu Bei attacked Wu, he sent Chen Zhen to Qingcheng Mountain to find Li Yizhi to ask Ji Qi.

Li Yizhi painted more than forty paintings on the spot, suggesting the defeat of Fa Wu.

Liu Bei was extremely displeased, but still insisted on going his own way, and the result was self-evident.

Originally, these things could not be fought with Li Xiaobai, and it did not affect his salary of 3,000 yuan a month at all.

But since he wrote a book of the Three Kingdoms Shuangwen "Heaven Does Not Give Birth to Me Li Xiaobai, the Great Han is as Ancient as a Long Night", everything has become possible.

Li Xiaobai, a young man with three niches, inexplicably traveled to the Three Kingdoms era and became a young and handsome teenager, and invisibly bound a luck-related destiny system.

As long as you join any camp of the three countries and change the fate of the country and the individual, you can get the corresponding luck value.

Qi luck value can be exchanged for a certain amount of wealth and longevity in modern society, and accumulates to a specified value, as well as mysterious gifts.

The amount of redemption and the amount of life depends on the difficulty.

Han Guo, difficulty coefficient five stars ☆☆☆☆☆, a little luck = wealth + 1W, life + 1 year old Wu Guo, difficulty coefficient four stars ☆☆☆☆, a little luck = wealth + 0.5W, life + 0.5 years old Wei Guo, difficulty coefficient three ☆☆☆, a little luck = wealth + 0.1W, life expectancy + 0.1 years old

When the system was introduced, Li Xiaobai didn't say a word, and directly chose the Shu Kingdom.

The reason is first of all that he has a big man complex, these two, naturally wealth, life rewards, there will be no mistake in choosing expensive.

After all, I am poor, I can't afford to marry a wife in my thirties, I can't afford to buy a house, and I suffer all kinds of cold eyes and ridicule.

Now, he wants to earn a few more small goals, so that if he is not interested in money later, he will rub all those snobs on the ground.

Of course, how easy is it to achieve this?

In this kind of chaotic world, without a family background, what if you open the eye of God?

Who would believe what a ten-year-old boy says?

Li Xiaobai is not the Great Tang Li Taibai, who has poetic talent, let alone Lü Xiaobai, the Duke of Qi Huan, born in an imperial family.

Therefore, the first step is to learn to package yourself.

The emergence of Li Yizhi perfectly solves the problem of identity background.

Although he is not a nobleman of the high gate, he has a fairy signboard that is admired by thousands of people.

Li Xiaobai was fortunate to worship under Li Yizhi's door, which in ancient times was tantamount to eating by brushing his face.

Just like Zhang Jiao, Yu Ji and others in Taiping Road, they went out to respond, but they wasted themselves to death.

Now that the opportunity has come, Li Xiaobai naturally can't miss it.

He rolled his eyes and showed a harmless smile: "Actually, Liu Bei's big man can still save it."

"You mean stopping Liu Bei from going east?"

"None."

Li Xiaobai shook his head and continued, "If the master goes all the way to tell Liu Bei that he will be defeated in the fight against Wu, and gets the insult of just "madness", Liu Bei's army should send it back.

"What would you do instead?"

"What Liu Bei needs is support, and I not only want to give him chicken blood, but also create favorable conditions to turn the tide of the war."

"You mean, you're sure you'll win this battle?"

"I don't dare say I will win, but at least I can be undefeated."

Hearing this, Li Yi's heart went up and down, although he was a cultivator, he had long been accustomed to the impermanence of the world and the rise and fall of the dynasty.

But after all, he was born in the period of Emperor Wen of Han, a natural Han people.

He had witnessed the great Han from strength to decline, and also foresaw that Liu Bei, the great Han, would eventually perish.

All this has its own fixed number, how can an ordinary man change it?

Having counted people's lives for a lifetime, he has never miscalculated, and now he has some doubts about his ability.

Did I miscalculate? Or maybe Li Xiaobai is the one out of ten thousand?

"

You have such a mind and vision at a young age, you are ashamed of yourself."

Li Yizhi brushed his silver whiskers and said positively, "I will immediately repair the book, and you will meet Liu Bei on your behalf and go down the mountain to realize the great ambitions in your heart."

Li Xiaobai's eyes widened, and he joked: "Master, don't just praise me, are you planning to sell your apprentice to Liu Bei?"

Li Yizhi gave him a blank look: "You have been pit master for so long, isn't it exactly this sentence that you are waiting for?"

"Master, I don't call this a pit, but lie down and wait for the day."

Li Xiaobai scratched his head, thinking of this time of dragging the oil bottle, he was really a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, it was not worse than this time.

"Can the master still do me a favor?"

"Alas, the senior master must have done something harmful to heaven and reason to provoke this little ancestor of yours."

Li Yizhi smiled bitterly in his heart, and said helplessly: "Say, what do you need to do for the division?"

"Can the master have a relationship with Shixie of Jiaozhou?"

Li Yizhi pondered for a moment and nodded: "More than ten years ago, I traveled to Jiaozhou for Shi Yun and treated him.

"That's best."

Li Xiaobai was overjoyed, and quickly took out a bag from his arms and handed it to Li Yizhi, "The master opens the bag and takes a look, acts according to the plan, and gives it to the state at your fingertips." "

Oh?"

Li Yizhi doubted the letter, opened the bag and took a closer look, his expression instantly froze.

Boy! Before this man left the mountain, he pinched Shixie and the others to death.

This cheap apprentice of unknown origin is really not an ordinary person!

It's just that this matter has to suffer him as a tool man, and he has to pretend to be a ghost and fool people.

Maybe with this disciple, this life is worth it!

Li Yizhi was quite proud, and took out a wad of talismans from his body and gave it to Li Xiaobai.

"Remember! If you can't beat it, let's run, in your words, don't be tough, it's important to save your life! The master is still waiting for you to send me the end.

"Haha, don't worry, master! It won't expose you to the wilderness.

Li Xiaobaiguan smiled: "Your divine talisman travels thousands of miles every day, and a proper divine deeds are more powerful than Liu Bei, and it is difficult to die."

"Stinky boy, do you wish that the master died sooner? Hurry down the mountain to scourge Liu Bei! The master still wants to live a few more years.

Li Yizhi inadvertently threw out a sentence, so that Li Xiaobai almost couldn't stand: "The master is getting more and more advanced, and the words have been learned by you." Li

Xiaobai bid farewell to Li Yizhi, put on his bags, sang about the good days, and walked down Qingcheng Mountain with steps that the six relatives did not recognize.

the first step has been taken, and the next thing he has to consider is, how to gain Liu Bei's trust?

Enter the big man, otherwise any small goal is a big pie, not to mention the small days of the small bridge and flowing water.