Terrible And Weird Sudden Death, What Does It Have To Do With Me
Chapter 0021: Lord Cthulhu, Your Milk Is Here!
"Master Cthulhu, your milk is here!"
Ye Linglong opened the door with normal expression on the surface, as if she was completely unaffected by the downstairs.
In fact, deep down in her heart, she couldn't help but feel her heart beat faster.
Because she was not sure whether the all-knowing and omnipotent Cthulhu could hear the voice downstairs.
If in terms of ability.
He should have heard it!
Ye Linglong raised her head cautiously, trying to figure out the evil god's intentions from his face.
But.
At this moment, Wang Yifan was devouring his breakfast.
Ye Linglong couldn't see anything from his face at all.
"Evil God..."
Ye Linglong was about to ask.
But suddenly saw Wang Yifan who was lying on the bed waving.
"This should be a TV, turn me on to watch the news!"
"Oh well."
Ye Linglong turned on the TV quickly like a maid.
"Shushasha!"
Along with the non-stop flickering snowflakes of old fashioned TVs.
The blurry picture with a resolution close to that of 360 standard definition appeared on the TV.
A woman in retro clothes is broadcasting.
"Reports from East China: A large-scale strange border crossing incident in Tianmen City has caused 237 deaths and more than 2,000 people are missing. This morning, the Central Special Task Force has moved into Tianmen City. Citizens are asked to dispel panic and resume production as soon as possible."
"Nansha Maritime Report: It is reported that the dense fog that has been reunited on the Nansha Sea for 65 days has gradually dissipated. The Ministry of Maritime Affairs has sent a patrol ship to enter, hoping to find 32 ocean-going fishing boats trapped in the fog."
"The following is an international report."
"Due to the sudden disappearance of the blood moon and the chaotic star in the sky last night, the Blood Moon Sect and the chaotic Holy See in America have issued an announcement that the disappearance of the holy star is a normal celestial phenomenon. Please do not panic!"
"However, believers of the Blood Moon Sect are still holding blood sacrifice ceremonies in many places, hoping that the Blood Moon will appear soon."
"Forehead...."
Seeing this news, Ye Linglong broke out in a cold sweat again.
She knew how the two moons disappeared.
It's all thanks to the 'great god' behind him!
She looked at Wang Yifan in awe.
whispered proposal.
"Master Cthulhu, do you want... let's change the channel?"
"No! Turn up the volume!"
Wang Yifan has already become interested in these news broadcasts.
According to the news.
This world is completely corrupted by all kinds of weirdness and evil gods.
Really outrageous home.
Not only Daxia, but also foreign countries are not safe.
"What is this Blood Moon Sect?"
"Reporting to my lord, it is a sect in the country of America. It believes in the blood moon. Every believer will kill on the blood moon day, and then enshrine the spoils to the mother of the blood moon."
"Oh! Their sacrifice is... to kill?"
That's right, the great evil god.
Ye Linglong secretly rolled her eyes!
Lord Cthulhu, aren't you asking the question knowingly!
Isn't this kind of sacrifice the favorite thing for you evil gods to do?
But Wang Yifan didn't pay attention at all, but nodded.
I secretly said in my heart.
‘Isn’t this an enhanced version of ‘Free America’ plus the ‘Human Purge Program’! '
He has a style of his own world!
He then asked:
"Is there a statue of the Statue of Liberty in this country of America?"
statue of Liberty?
Ye Linglong frowned and tilted her head, as if she was trying to think hard.
After half a minute.
She just tilted her head.
"Master Cthulhu, please forgive my ignorance. In my impression, the sculpture of the Blood Moon Mistress stands the most in the country of America!"
"As for the Statue of Liberty you mentioned, I have no impression at all."
"America is a religiously authoritarian country, where freedom... is out of the question. In order to have enough babies to fight against the weirdness, their pope doesn't even allow girls to have abortions."
"Oh fine!"
Wang Yifan rolled his eyes.
"Don't call me Master Cthulhu anymore, just call me Wang Yifan."
"Follow the holy order, evil god... No no no, Lord Wang Yifan!"
"It's not Mr. Evil God, nor Mr. Wang Yifan. Call me Wang Yifan! Damn it, or simply call me Mr. Wang."
Seeing that the evil god showed an impatient tone.
Ye Linglong's heart trembled.
"Ok...Wang Yifan...Mr."
Ye Linglong tried her best, but she really didn't dare to call the evil god by his name, so she could only add a "Mr." after Wang Yifan's name with difficulty.
Seeing Ye Linglong's cheeks flushed.
Wang Yifan could only let out a long sigh.
This kind of thing cannot be forced.
The girl was already in her own shape.
He could only wave his hands slightly.
"Breakfast was delicious today, you! Come and help me relax."
relax for a moment?
Hearing this, Ye Linglong couldn't help but blush.
I sighed in my heart.
What should come will always come.
In the weirdness of the containment department, there will always be strange containment requests.
Many of them have special requirements for women.
Ye Linglong was well aware of this.
For example, the very famous 'mirror grinding' in the containment department!
The condition for containing it is that!
Every week, ten girls will be sent into its containment room for the 'Mirror Grinding' to conduct a beauty contest.
"Mirroring" will judge each girl.
Then, the most beautiful woman among them will be greatly praised.
Curse the other nine women.
Under its "curse", these eliminated girls will be in a state of low self-esteem for a whole week, and even have autism and suicidal tendencies.
And the girl who is praised will have a 'confidence' gain BUFF!
within the next week!
No matter what she does, the success rate will increase exponentially.
Sometimes, in order to allow a night watchman to obtain this powerful gain BUFF.
The Containment Department will carefully select nine ugly women to enter with the target person.
But the uglier it is, the more vicious the mirror-grinding curse will be.
Some girls, even before they can get out of the containment room, will hit the wall and die in shame.
To protect humanity.
Countless people have died.
And in order to stabilize the evil god in front of him.
Ye Linglong was already ready to sacrifice everything.
Ye Linglong came to Wang Yifan's window, squatted down, faced Wang Yifan, and slowly unbuttoned the first button of her maid's dress.
"Mr. Wang Yifan, where shall we... begin?"
Wang Yifan was taken aback.
"I just wanted to... give you a shoulder press."
"Why are you taking off your coat!"
"Uh...forget it, you come up!"
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