Terrorist Invasion, Scientific Breeding Of Aliens At The Beginning

The stand-up comedian said:

"From the attitude towards aliens, we can see the difference between the two big countries, Xia Kingdom and Mili Kingdom."

"Milliguo thinks about how to weaponize aliens."

"Xia Guo is thinking about how to make special-shaped meat more delicious."

"I went on a trip to Xiaguo two days ago. At a barbecue stand, I saw locusts, capworms, bee chrysalis, grasshoppers, scorpions, starfish, pig eyes...and strange-shaped meat skewers."

"I remember very clearly that the owner of the barbecue stall has been teaching me the experience of cooking strange-shaped meat..."

When he said this, the audience laughed till they died.

Afterwards, the talk show went viral all over the world.

After it was spread to Xiaguo, everyone had more fun.

In the past, there were still many people who had opinions on Cao Yu, but now most of their prejudices have disappeared in this stalk.

[I heard that the non-human company recently launched special-shaped cattle and special-shaped sheep... It is said that the taste has been improved]

[Hahahahaha! My foodie empire really doesn’t talk about martial arts]

[Aliens in the Mili Kingdom, murder and set fire; Aliens in the Xia Kingdom, frying and frying]

[Mili people: "Kill all the aliens!" Xia people: "Slaughter the aliens!"】

[From the perspective of biological reproduction, the aliens have achieved great success in the Xia Kingdom, and the population is multiplying more and more...]

【Then enter the 'Death Room'】

[Alien: Cao Yu, thank you! 】

[In other words... the price of meat has really dropped recently hahahaha! 】

[The amount of meat of the special-shaped pig is still quite large, has it finally hit the market?]

[About the news about aliens, look at the foreign ones, and then look at the domestic ones, I really want to die laughing]

[That Lavitch poured dirty water on Cao Yu with his big mouth, and Cao Yu asked him a question, and he really dared to answer it]

[After answering the answer, if there is no one in the country, the alien will come from the sky...Cao Yu really won the hemp]

[I don't know what I, Cao, are doing now? 】

(I, Cao, is the pet name of Cao Yu's domestic fans. It means both 'my Cao Yu' and 'I'm fucked'... a great pun)

...

So what am I doing?

He's standing in line for roast turkey legs under the bright Disneyland sun.

While queuing up, they whispered:

"This thing is actually very bad. I think our company should talk to Disney and let our alien chicken come in. It tastes much better than this."

Beside him, the girl possessed by the demon India was holding Cao Yu's arm tightly, as intimately as a couple.

As a severe patient of Stockholm Syndrome, she raised her face, her eyes were full of Cao Yu.

Even if Cao Yu was wearing sunglasses, a mask and a peaked cap, it was so wrapped up that no one could recognize him.

"Boss, are you completely popular?" She asked sweetly, "Does everyone know you now?"

Cao Yu looked around nervously: "I can't say all of them... There should be 60 to 70% of young people who can recognize me."

He has really exploded in popularity recently.

Because of the popularity of the talk show actor, even he, a star entrepreneur engaged in alien breeding, also brought a wave of traffic.

Cao Yu's photos were all PSed and made into emoticons.

For example, his original natural smile.

Three words were written on it by P - it's hard to win.

Linked to the alien incident, there will be a wonderful funny effect, and it will start to spread wildly!

There is also an animated gif of him touching the alien head.

He also deliberately intercepted a slightly exaggerated smile from him, and intercepted half of what he once said: "They are quite cute."

The creativity of netizens is endless, and Cao Yu has spawned countless emoticons.

Had a good time entertaining.

This situation is actually a good thing.

At least, most of the young people in the Xia Kingdom have completely dispelled their fear of aliens, and believers who worship aliens have almost no soil for survival.

Their 'gods' have already been on the dinner tables of thousands of households, so they still believe in der!

Get a trouser string and hang yourself!

shame!

Of course, there are also disadvantages.

That is Cao Yu's face, which is now well known by everyone.

At least during this time, he has become a popular public figure, it is difficult to come out to play, and it is easy to be recognized.

After queuing for a while, he heard someone muttering behind him:

"This man is dressed like this, isn't he a celebrity?"

"It's possible! Let's take a closer look..."

Cao Yu began to wipe his sweat.

India heard it too, and she frowned and clenched her fists.

Cao Yu looked at her and shook his head.

The devil lady could only sigh.

Fortunately, Cao Yu was tightly wrapped, no matter how much the girls behind him studied and pondered, they still couldn't recognize who he was.

After buying the turkey legs, they retreated quickly.

Afterwards, Cao Yu took this female devil who was willing to eat turkey legs, and took the fast track bought at a high price along the way, reducing the length of the queue as much as possible.

In one day, I basically played all the Disney projects.

In the evening, he even watched Disney's fireworks show with India.

Colorful lights project countless classic film and television and animation images on the castle;

In the sky, fireworks of different shapes are blooming one after another, and every second is a strong visual feast, which is so gorgeous that it is in full swing.

At this time, when the beautiful scenery is beautiful, the fire trees and silver flowers are never night.

India was fascinated by watching: "It's so good to be a human being, the world is really worth it..."

Cao Yu was looking down at his phone.

He was checking the annual profit of Disneyland, and after reading it, he was deeply moved:

"It's great to open an amusement park, the profit is really worth it..."