In the coffin, Subei shouted for his sister to mourn for him .
” Alas , North Jiangsu seems to be over . ”
“The dead give the living , this scene is too scary ! I don’t dare to sleep tonight . ”
” Upstairs , I’ll come to your house to accompany you . Is your bedroom spacious ? ”
” Su Bei is funny , how could those ghosts cooperate with him , do you really find a girl for him to mourn ? ”
” I think people in northern Jiangsu have a good mentality. If it is someone else who is in the mood to have fun when they are about to die , this is how to use life to interpret happy people . ”
” Long live Sakura Sauce , the Dragon Kingdom will be defeated !”
However , the development of things beyond the audience’s expectations .
were stunned when they heard Subei’s voice .
” If the requirements of the living are not met , they will deceive the corpse and do evil after they are buried . ”
” This is the rule passed down by the ancestors . ”
“The female ghost can’t follow up the mountain to watch the burial , or let the paper man come . ”
with a blurred face in a paper skirt .
Judging from the clothes , this is likely to be a female paper figurine , which is barely eligible .
” You knelt down and mourns for him , and let this kid settle his wish and hurry to the ground . ”
The paper figurine floated to the North Jiangsu coffin , sobbing and crying .
” Uuuuu ~”
The cry was hoarse and unpleasant , as if the mountain breeze had hung up old newspapers .
Subei listened carefully for a while , and said angrily : ” Don’t think I don’t know , you fool me with paper figures . ”
” I’m no longer a two-spined ape , and I don’t like paper people , especially this kind . ”
The Specters outside the coffin were embarrassed .
How did this kid find out ?
Where do they know that the five senses in northern Jiangsu are strengthened .
very keen hearing , and since the coffin is not thick , he can hear very clearly .
” This kid is really troublesome . ”
” It’s better to send paper figurines down the mountain to call a few big daughters-in-law and little Nizi . ”
A few old-looking Specter hurriedly ordered the paper-attached man to call someone .
The paper figurine descended the mountain with a strange smile that has remained unchanged for thousands of years , and soon came over with three stunned female ghosts .
” Come and mourn over this coffin . ”
Weeping for the living ?
The female ghosts were hesitant and reluctant .
How can there be ghosts who cry for human beings , and they don’t want to lose face when it spreads out .
However, the other Specters were tough .
There was no way , he knelt down in front of Subei’s coffin , and started to cry .
” Hey ~”
” Woooooo ~”
Finally satisfied this time !
was the first time that the Specters had encountered such a difficult living person , and they had borrowed the power of Zu Xun by coincidence .
“The one on the right , do you think I didn’t find out? You didn’t cry at all . ”
The female ghost on the right in front of the coffin looked at the chicken’s head on the ground, and drooled at the chicken blood splashed all over the floor .
After hearing what Subei said , look at the bad expressions of the other ghosts .
The white-bearded old ghost was quite majestic and said , ” Listen to him . ”
The female ghost quickly hummed and cried .
” Wow woohoo ~”
Subei was delighted , seeing the Specters being so obedient .
Could there be some mystery .
Naturally, he would not miss this opportunity , and continued to pick on the thorns .
“The one in the middle , your voice is too high , lower it with a little emotion . ”
“The one on the left is crying a little slower , and the other ghosts can’t keep up . ”
“The one on the right is you , stop sniffing . ”
The female ghosts cried for a full two hours , and Subei was still happily correcting it .
Under the command of Gekong from North Jiangsu , a funeral weeping chorus was born .
The facial features of the female ghost crying in front of the coffin were all deformed , and her seven orifices were bleeding in pain .
Coughing out a black confession !, accurate , if ! water .. first , hair ; group . number ,.”6?,5’6!:!1,,8;8:’?9.;;?! Group ;’ Number .!7’6?6:;’0.1″?8;!’3:.”2″0 blood clot .
Only hateful eyes stared at the coffin .
I can’t wait to bring Subei out and dismember it now .
The other grimace faces turned black .
This human being is too arrogant . How long will it take to continue doing this ?
They looked at each other and made a decision .
” It’s all a ghost , what are the ancestors’ rules ? ”
” Just bury the coffin , I’m annoying . ”
” I can’t wait to pull that guy out and give him a knife . Why does he have to do so much . ”
After deliberation , all the ghosts reached an agreement .
Send North Jiangsu to land .
Pulled away a few female ghosts who were crying until they collapsed and lost their senses .
Specter and Paper Man hold paper shovels , one ghost and one shovel to send North Jiangsu to the West .
The audience in front of the screen did not dare to breathe .
An outstanding people entertainer , artist .
Are you going to burp today ?
Is there any way for North Jiangsu to save itself ?
Subei lay in the coffin and suddenly realized something was wrong .
This land is abnormal , and the ghost is too strong .
” No wonder I heard ghosts walking around the coffin outside . It turned out to be looking at Feng Shui . ”
If this is buried in North Jiangsu .
Even if they don’t die , they will become ghosts , zombies and the like .
Subei felt that he could save it again .
Take out the accumulated ghost coins from the space .
” Ding ding ding dong ~”
There was a crisp metal crashing sound from inside the coffin .
Like many copper coins colliding with each other .
” It’s a pity , so much money will be buried with me . ”
” One , two … one hundred and ninety . ”
Outside the coffin , the Specter with shovels heard the movement .
Money , and a lot !
Most of the poor ghosts here have not seen a ghost coin for several years .
But a human in northern Jiangsu has such a huge sum of money .
The ghost’s eyes turned red .
looked at each other and unknowingly stopped burying the soil .
” That’s the voice of ghost coins , I couldn’t have heard it wrong . ”
” One hundred and ninety coins , I have never seen ghost coins like this before . ”
“What does a human want for ghost coins , why do n’t you leave us 0…”
ghost was short of breath , and laboriously cut a hole in his throat to ease his breathing difficulties .
A ghost couldn’t stop swallowing saliva .
Even the pale and bluish grimace seemed to turn rosy .
three female ghosts heard the ghost coins , their eyes lit up .
shouted : ” We’ve been crying for so long , we should pay more . ”
The ghost who looked at Feng Shui was dissatisfied : ” I chose this burial place based on my ability . With my unique skills , I should get the most . ”
The ghost carrying the coffin was also afraid of falling behind : ” We are the most tired of carrying the coffin , so we shouldn’t share our hard-earned money . ”
Immediately , the ghosts quarreled in front of the coffin .
A disagreement broke out into a conflict , and the Specters were extremely ruthless .
In an instant, the limbs of the hands and feet flew together , and the flesh and blood flowed .
The audience was startled .
” Fuck , the devil is also greedy for money . ”
” Some ghosts are also made by humans , and some ghosts are more greedy than humans . ”
” It’s not like there’s a saying , money can make a ghost turn a mill , and money can make a mill turn a ghost . ”
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