That Village, That Person, That Fool

The fool is about to be a father, and the villagers have a chat topic after tea and dinner.

Seriously, it is said that this fool's child is not a fool. Some people say no, in addition to being desperate and unlucky, the long-lived father and mother are ordinary people who are good-looking while still alive, and the long-lived grandfather, who was also a first-class figure in the village. It’s impossible for his old Huo family to be stupid since generations. Some people say that even if you are not born a fool, even if you are born as a fool, you may become stupid, and you will sit together under the big tree with Mingminger and silly grandfather. It's funny.

The unreasonable thing is to say that don't look at the parents who are stupid in the day, but at night they know that they crawled on their daughter-in-law, and it really made him get a child. There are also people who are joking about who might climb on whom. The longevity is stupid and stupid. That body is not bad at all. In the day, sleeping with such a man under the covers, even the thin-skinned girl can't stand it. Throw it up. Everyone heard a haha ​​and smiled enthusiastically to discuss the affairs of the other couple.

Sometimes, by chance, Changsheng passed by, and everyone greeted him with teasing:

"Longevity, how is your wife? How many months?"

"Longevity, why are you going there? Why aren't your daughter-in-law pregnant with her baby?"

"Longevity, the boy and girl that your wife is pregnant with?"

I didn’t listen to these longevity as usual, but if someone yelled, "Longevity, to be a father?" next to him, his eyes would suddenly light up, as if a foreign voice came to his ear to send him Those who woke up and didn't look at the question, only bent their lips and said to themselves: "Well, longevity is going to be a dad."

This simple sentence surprised the people in the village. Because Changsheng grew up in this village since childhood, except for the few people he knew, it should never be said by others. The fool started talking, and all the people in the village were very fresh. Many people would joke or curiously cried out to Changsheng every day: "Changsheng, are you going to be a dad?"

Therefore, Changsheng should treat himself many times a day: "Well, Changsheng should be a father."

On the other side, the news that the lotus is pregnant makes the Li family who has not been relieved from Xinghua finally see the light, and the whole family is happy. Knowing that the land on Huojia Mountain had been confiscated, the lotus father also asked Dabao to carry the grain, saying that it was the blood of his Li family that was in the belly of the lotus. I was afraid that they would not starve to death.

Lotus knew what his father's temper was like, and was afraid that Grandma Four would be upset. The four grandmothers are not so narrow-minded, and have been much more cheerful in the past six months. But she didn’t mind, but she didn’t forgive her mouth. She only laughed and said that who lived in a village for so many years, who kind of person you still don’t know, your father, he’s happy on his mouth. The grandson is gone, and he doesn't care about his junior holding his grandson.

As for the lotus mother, it is even more joyful. Because Peach Blossom was so far away, she was often inconvenient when she was pregnant, and now the lotus lives under her eyelids, but she is so busy that she has to run to the lotus house at least three times a day, or It was a gift, or a word, sometimes the forefoot just left, and the time without tea came back.

That day she remembered something else, and came to the lotus house to ask her what she wanted to eat, saying that it was the family who sold some food, and her father had money in her hands. At this time, she just said, no matter how sweet or bitter she is. Dad didn't refuse to buy it.

Lotus said: "I don't want to eat anything. I always say something sour and hot. But I don't want to eat sour or spicy. I don't know if it's a girl or a kid... mother, you said this sour Is it true that the hot girl is right?"

The lotus lady seemed to have opened the conversation box, her eyes lit up: "Precise, how can this old saying go wrong? I remember when I was pregnant with you, although I didn't particularly want to eat spicy, but this sour thing I can’t eat at all, and vomit if I eat a little bit. Your grandma believes in this sour and hot girl, saying that when she was pregnant with her child, her family was poor and she didn’t have anything to eat or drink. The half-raised sour jujube is eaten, and the result is that all of them are sons. In this way, it is not necessary for your father to go up the mountain to pick up the jujube for me to eat. It must also be the kind with full green and sour teeth. With this big dusty jujube, I was stunned that there was no red at all, and all of them were green... I said, if I eat it, I almost vomited at a glance...''

Lotus said: "My grandma is so powerful, she said to let you eat, do you dare not?"

The lotus maiden said: "Naturally, I dare not eat all, but there is no left."

The lotus opened her eyes and felt distressed for her mother. Then she saw her mother chuckled and smiled, saying, "But it wasn't me, it was all made by your father."

When the lotus froze, the lotus maiden smiled and said, "Your father looked like me, so weird. He ate the grandma's sour dates by his grandma's back. After eating for a few days, his face was green. Well... your grandma is still my favorite food. I sent your father to pick it again, but it scared your father. I haven’t seen him in so many years..." The lotus chuckled.

The lotus was surprised when he heard it, he was stunned, and he smiled with his mouth closed, saying: "Dare to love my father will hurt people."

The lotus lady remembered her past days when she was young, and added a lot of glory to her face. When she said this, she glared again and said, "Where, for the past two years, can I just let the newly-married wife go?" When I was in Dabao, my family's days were considered good, but I didn't want to eat anything, just thinking about the big green jujube...

"Then let my dad pick it for you." Lotus said with a laugh.

The lotus girl snorted and said, "At that time, it was already an old man's wife and wife. Where did it make him move? I only told him that he wanted to eat sour dates, and he said that I was fine and busy. I said you still Remember when you were pregnant with the elders, did you eat green dates for you? Guess what he said?"

"How to say?"

The lotus said: "He said, ‘That’s sour, can you put it in your mouth? You’re the Queen Mother, why should I suffer this for you!’”

Hehua was amused to hear her mother learn from her father's tone. The lotus sigh sighed and smiled as she shook her head.

That night, the lotus was lying on the bed quietly looking at Changsheng. He had closed his eyes and squinted for a long time. He was probably about to fall asleep. The lotus looked at it for a while and bent his mouth playfully. He whispered: "Changsheng, I Want to eat mountain dates..."

Longevity opened his eyes stunned and turned to look at her: "Huh?"

Lotus coquettishly repeated: "I want to eat mountain dates."

Chang Sheng rubbed his eyes and lifted the quilt to get up.

The lotus dragged him and said, "Why do you go?"

Longevity froze forever: "Pick dates."

Lotus smiled and dragged him into the bed and lay down, rubbing against him: "I don't want you to go now, I want you to go ten years later."

"Ah?" Chang Sheng didn't understand.

The lotus didn't explain, just said: "You remember me, you will get it. When our baby is ten years old, I want you to pick up the jujube for me on the mountain... Not just ten years old, he is twenty years old, three You have to pick it when you are ten years old... Forty years old... At that time, you are an old man, and letting you climb the tree to pick dates is like bullying you... Forget it, you will be thirty years old... When the baby is ten years old, twenty years old, thirty years old, you have to pick me for jujube... remember?"

Chang Sheng carefully memorized every word that lotus said in his head, and then knocked on his head: "Remember."

As the belly of the lotus grows day by day, it gets colder and colder every day. The pathogen of the four grandmothers said that it should be back in the summer to ask Zhou Fuzi's grandfather to show it. It was only because of the loss of longevity, and then there was something wrong with the lotus family, and then the lotus was pregnant, and dragged on, It has been dragged into the winter. After the big things and little things passed, Zhou Fuzi was embarrassed to talk to the lotus and asked her to persuade the four grandma.

Grandma Si was originally reluctant to go. I just wanted lotus flowers to be more and more inconvenient. I was afraid that she could not take care of her forever. Furthermore, I will have a new year with my eyes. I haven’t been at home last year. In this year’s lotus belly With the baby, she wanted the family's lively reunion together. Zhou Fuzi and lotus bitterly persuaded them for several days, saying that they had completely nurtured their bodies, and later thought that there were too many teenagers together.

This time longevity did not let go of the hidden shoes like last time, but patted the **** to ensure that they would take good care of the lotus, waiting for grandma to come back and hug her grandson. Grandma Four looked at Changsheng for being a dad. She was relieved and reassured at the same time. In private, she went to the lotus servant again. Please help her to take care of it. This was before the snowfall. Confucius left for his hometown.

A few days after the grandmother left, it snowed a lot, and the weather suddenly cooled down. Like the villagers, lotus flowers and longevity are all nestled in the house and wait for the year. Before he entered the twelfth lunar month, the lotus maiden had something wrong, but Dabao took a book off and gave the fat girl off.