That’s Hilarious

"Captain Roland, please come with me."

After the sergeant finished speaking, he started to lead the way ahead.

Almost all the streets in the city are paved with stones, which are large and wide. Along the way, most of the buildings you see are military supporting buildings. Like a blacksmith shop, a tannery, a carpentry or something.

Of course, entertainment facilities are also indispensable. When it comes to entertainment venues, bars are inevitable. As for special industries, they are often built in grand style and have elegant and unique names, but this still cannot hide the essence of the business.

However, this kind of thing is legal here, because it is necessary to pay attention to the health of the soldiers, and these are basically founded by nobles.

Looking at the small camp in front of him, Roland didn't say anything. But thinking of the need to stay here for a while, and the orcs who don't know when they will come, there is a deep worry on his face.

As mercenaries, you and others will definitely be dragged into the battlefield as soon as possible, as cannon fodder, especially when the duke also recognized the strength of himself and others.

Silas is really a pig teammate, no, it should be said that he is happy that he is not his own pig teammate.

However, I'd better take these little brats to a bar first, as I promised last time.

Looking at the huge tavern in front of him, Roland suspected that he was dreaming, or had hallucinations. There were several such taverns on this street.

Good guy, this tavern might not be able to hold hundreds of people, but considering that the fortress has a standing force of 20,000 people, it is understandable. There are several wineries in this city, but they are all of poor quality. ale.

After all, poor and sour soldiers can't afford those high-quality ale and expensive wine.

The door of the tavern was pushed open, and a drunken man stumbled outside while swearing something.

Take three steps, and then fall, and take three more steps, and then fall again.

There is quite a kind of chicness of the legendary three-step and one-card back then.

Through the open door, a wave of sound came, all kinds of shouts and scoldings entered the ears.

After all, it was only noon at this time, and there were not many people in the tavern. Facing the sudden influx of hundreds of people, the people who were drinking were taken aback for a while, and then they returned to their original state at random.

"Master, what would you like to drink?"

The servant greeted him with a wink. Seeing Roland taking the lead, he asked him directly.

"Give my guys some wine first, and some meat by the way."

Roland waved his hand immediately and signaled the servant to get ready. He took the soldiers to find an empty place to sit down.

"Bah, it turned out to be a group of mercenaries, a group of hyenas who only know money."

A fortress soldier said in a low voice, obviously looking down on mercenaries. I don't know if the mercenaries did something to his family.

"I think you want to be beaten, didn't you see that there are hundreds of people on the other side? Among them, there are more than 40 meters wearing armor. This is not someone you and I can provoke." Another soldier, obviously a lot more rational, advised.

The soldier pursed his mouth. Although he was very disdainful, he didn't continue to say anything, but drank wine.

Although the soldier spoke in a low voice, Roland still heard it. But from the time he started calling himself a mercenary, he had expected this to happen. Seeing that he didn't say anything, he simply pretended that he didn't hear it.

Sitting on the wooden bench in the tavern, he observed all kinds of people around him. Some of these people were also watching him. After all, not every mercenary group had so much armor.

This one knocked down a few hooligans with one punch today, and hugged the beauty back home.

Today, that person turned over several bandits with one sword and one sword, and seized 10 silver coins.

Afterwards, the two became more and more outrageous, and even fought, and were then 'invited' out.

Good guy, how many dishes have you drunk like this.

"Everyone here is talented." Roland was amused.

But, that's life, isn't it? After a day of training, spend a copper nar and drink a big glass of bad ale.

By the way, have a bragging contest with acquaintances or strangers.

After Roland sat down, he motioned for Mirron to sit down. Mirron just shook his head and did not sit down.

Looking at the soldier who provoked just now, obviously he heard it just now, but he didn't get the order and couldn't act well.

And the soldier also noticed Mirron's gaze, but he bowed his head conscientiously and continued to drink.

"Mirron, you don't need to do this. Sit down and have a cup of wheat bar together. You are very conspicuous. This is not good for us, after all, we are just a small mercenary group."

Mirron was stunned when he heard the words, then took off his shield and put it on the table, and sat down.

Drinking the slightly bitter light beer, Roland couldn't help but feel a little dazed. He finally felt a little taste of life. Even this water was outrageously mixed and also outrageously bitter.

After smashing his mouth, Roland still began to drink small sips.

Drinking beer and eating meat, I feel like I have it right away.

They began to talk about the weak chicken goblins from the beginning, and the embarrassment of Andar when they first fought the orcs, and the final formation, the mowing orcs.

Seeing that the more they talk, the more outrageous they are, as if all of them have to be turned into gods, and the orcs who can fight with one person and one sword are crap.

What Roland didn't expect was that bragging has no cosmic boundaries at all, and a group of Calradians can also hype with the native Andal, with golden lotuses gushing from the ground, and going straight to the theme of cultivating immortals.

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"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, mercenaries are mercenaries, and they will never be on the stage."

When they were blowing and flying, someone was obviously not happy.

"You brag so powerfully, do your family know?" The soldier was obviously mocking with this idea in mind.

The imperial soldiers looked up, UU reading www.uukanshu. com They want to see who is so blind.

Roland looked closely and found that it was the same fortress soldier from before.

"My temper and the taunting one after another, really think I'm bullying, right?" Roland walked directly to the soldier with a bad mouth, looked down at him with his head down, and said, "Apologize."

Although the soldier's face was flustered and his body was trembling, he was still stubborn: "Why do you want to apologize, have you ever seen an orc? If you saw an orc, I'm afraid you would have run away long ago. What kind of an orc can be beaten by one person and one sword? , who believes it?"

"This friend, this friend of mine is just drunk, please forgive me, but it's unbelievable that you bragged just now." A soldier next to him couldn't stand it any longer and stood up and said.

"Yeah, there's a heads-up." It's not too big of a deal to watch the fun, obviously it's these soldiers who have been drinking.

Roland grabbed it, and the soldier who was going to be singled out gritted his teeth and said, "You want to be singled out, right? Well, I'll singled out a group of you."

As soon as he finished speaking, he threw the soldier to his companion, hitting three people in an instant. Of the remaining few people, none of them were enemies of Roland's unity, and he punched them one by one, knocking them all down to the ground.

"Isn't a bar a place to brag? It's the first time I heard that a bar doesn't allow brag. As for running away when you see an orc, we may have killed more orcs than you've ever seen."

After speaking, I don't care whether others believe it or not, I just went back to my place and started drinking.

"Boss, continue to serve wine, break the broken tables and chairs, and settle accounts together."

The boss is no stranger to such a fight. He would be surprised if he didn't fight one day.

As for compensation? But it has never been missed.