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Middle Kingdom.

Hundreds of villagers on both sides are confronting each other over the issue of land.

"Damn it, why are you occupying our land?"

The leader of one side stood up first, ready to set the tone of this matter, that is, the other side occupied their land.

"Bah, it's obviously you who occupied our land, and last month the lord gave it to us."

But the head man on the other side is obviously not a fool, he directly pointed out that this was assigned to them by the lord.

"Fuck you, there has always been our land, you have deceived the lord, and your people are too **** to beat us, just a few more people died, or the lord will be sentenced there. you?

But there has always been our land, don't you know about this? "

"Ha ha."

"Hehe, you ****, let's all stand shoulder to shoulder and kill these fools in the next village."

This confrontation has been going on all morning, and the patience of both sides is almost exhausted.

Seeing that it could not be resolved through negotiation, coupled with the contemptuous expression of the other party, the head man who was exhausted of his patience was completely angered. As soon as he gave an order, the people in the village rushed up with sticks.

Of course, they are not to be outdone. If you dare to hit me, I will dare to hit you. With this in mind, I also took out a stick and rushed forward.

If this fight is lost today, the land will not be occupied.

The two sides soon scuffled together. At first, everyone was able to restrain themselves. As the battle continued, some people soon became angry and attacked the vital points of others regardless.

Seeing someone breaking the rules, the fight quickly escalated into a big fight.

"No, it's dead."

As these words fell, the two sides stopped fighting very tacitly, and after a few harsh words to each other, they ran away.

Now there are several leaders from both sides left. They know that there is a death incident, and someone must come out to take responsibility for this matter, so they stay here.

The baron who got the news looked at everything in front of him and felt that the blood was about to burst through his head. He shivered for a long time before he said angrily: "What are you doing? This is the first time your two villages have changed this month. Head man? Ah? Speak."

Seeing that they just stood silently, "Why don't you let this baron do it for you, I can't be here, and I can't control you. You are preparing the whole village to go in to eat prison food, delicious food and poor food. me?"

Seeing them staring at him with glowing eyes, the baron scolded himself Shabi, fearing that they really had such thoughts. He simply waved his hand and asked the soldiers to take them away and throw them into the cell.

......

As the Kingdom of Hastings in the Middle Kingdom, don't think of it as being between the three kingdoms, and consider it weak. On the contrary, they occupy the most fertile land in the human world. Because of the suitable climate, their wheat can even be harvested twice a year.

And as the hinterland of the first empire, they became the most important heirs of the empire's heritage, which has the most mineral deposits, fertile land, and the most skilled craftsmen in the entire human world.

Huge food production has brought about a leap in population growth, but land is limited. Because of the annual wars in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, a large number of people died in the chaos.

This increased their enthusiasm at the time, and also increased the income of the nobles, but now, when the population increases, the sequelae of this problem broke out, that is, the land is not clearly divided.

As a result, various problems have arisen. In order to compete for land between the same villages, the families are fighting to the death. The competition between villages is even more fierce, and there will even be large-scale fighting.

It often takes the lord to dispatch regular troops to suppress it, but it will not take long for them to trigger a new fight because of the same problem.

This phenomenon was soon put in front of the king, but this kind of problem was repeatedly banned. In the final analysis, there was too little land and too much population.

Looking at the troubles caused by the large population, His Majesty the King was a little dumbfounded. He also deeply understood the complaints of nobles at all levels, because such a scene was also staged on his land.

They can only choose to divert.

Some chose to work in towns and cities, becoming apprentices, learning the craft to support their wives and several children, which boosted commerce.

With the increase in the number of craftsmen, the demand for various minerals also began to soar, and another group of people who had no land chose to enter the mine and began to mine minerals.

At the beginning, the lords looked at the rapidly increasing weapons and armor in the treasury, and each of them laughed, but as time passed, they gradually discovered something was wrong.

When they wanted to sell these weapons and equipment to other lords, they discovered that they were in the same situation as themselves.

Weapons and equipment serve war, but without war, these are useless.

Although the maintenance of these equipment is expensive, no one tries to discard it, because force is their foundation, and they are very aware of this.

When the lord is no longer in demand, the blacksmiths are unemployed, and as the blacksmiths lose their jobs, a series of events that are more difficult to control appear. They began to be hired by the villages to secretly build inferior weapons for them. As for things like armor, they still had a few horses and didn't touch them.

Having acquired a weapon designed to kill, the bloodshed sparked greater chaos, and even a conflict in which a baron died was a wake-up call for all nobles.

The nobles had no choice but to pinch their noses and recall all these blacksmiths to their subordinates and let them raise them.

Seeing the dwindling wealth, their hearts are bleeding, everyone becomes a little nervous, and they even start to keep bandits in captivity, looting caravans and lands of other families.

However, paper was always unable to contain fire, and some nobles were quickly exposed, causing a series of chaotic battles.

Afterwards, various countries launched the development decrees, which made the nobles of the Hastings Kingdom very jealous, which aroused their desire for land, and they began to divert their attention to the land of the territory.

More and more land disputes push them to acquire more land, and it is precisely because they do not have borders with aliens that they cannot open up new territories. From the lords to the nobles to the king, the thirst for land overshadows everything.

They have little choice but to go to war against other kingdoms that are also human.

Of course, even with a choice, you don't know where they'll be looking.

After hearing the news of the orc's change, the king of Hastings Kingdom, which borders Rhodes Kingdom, was a little anxious.

After convening a national council of nobles, they unanimously decided to target the kingdom of Rhodes.

It's just that the kingdom of Rhodes is facing the threat of orcs, which makes His Majesty the king a little undecided. He was afraid that after doing so, he would be nailed to the pillar of human shame and cast aside by people.

Of course, there is no shortage of wise people in the kingdom. On the one hand, they persuaded that the history books were written by the victors. Just look at the reputation of the First Empire. This awakened His Majesty the King, but he has not made up his mind.

They decided to promote the desire of the common people to go to the land, and let them transform from internal contradictions to external contradictions, so that at least they would not be spurned by their own citizens, because this is a decision made by everyone.

Until this time, His Majesty the King has truly made up his mind. As long as he is not spurned by the people of his own country, he has no excuse or reason to be overthrown. Whether it is victory or defeat, he can still sit on the throne of the king.

Although he didn't think he would fail, prudence was the magic weapon that kept him in control of the kingdom.

King Hastings knew that the land issue was imminent, and if it was not resolved, perhaps the Kingdom of Hastings would perish in internal contradictions. Even if they survived, they would inevitably face attacks from the other three countries with many internal conflicts.

They occupy the rich land, but they have always been missed by the other three countries.

And according to the report of the spies, because of the issue of restarting the development law, the relationship between the other two countries with foreign races has dropped to a freezing point.

As for why they didn't choose the other two countries to go to war, it was because the two countries bordered on each other and had already formed an alliance. It was naturally easier to attack the Kingdom of Rhodes than to attack them.

One is self-destruction, and the other is to destroy others. Many nobles know how to choose. When it was the Hastings Kingdom's turn, he had no choice. After thinking for a long time, King Hastings agreed to this request.

To this end, they began a protracted propaganda offensive, claiming that other kings were sparsely populated, and there were even other aliens entrenched in their territories, and that this was the reason why they restarted the pioneering act.

Their inaction is obviously a desecration of the land, which is obviously unforgivable to the Hastings who can fight for a little land.

They don't understand the big truth, but through countless conflicts, the lord's tolerance again and again, and even paying out of their own pockets to subsidize those who died in the conflict, they feel that they are a little bit sorry for their lord.

In fact, these are just the things that these lords should do. They do it just to maintain their own rule. How can there be so much care for no reason, but they don't even know the word, and they can't understand the mystery at all.

Under the impetus of the kingdom, the civilians at the bottom began to turn their eyes to the outside, and only then did they realize that the land outside was so vast.

As the propaganda continued, more and more people spontaneously joined the lord's guard and became a soldier, which also expanded the military power of these nobles.

With heavy soldiers in their hands, they also began to look forward to this war.

Honor and land, it all seems to be within reach.

The friction on the border is becoming more and more intense. From the beginning of attacking each other's outposts, now they have begun to sack each other's villages.

Hearing that the Kingdom of Rhodes dared to sack their village, the Hastings people were outraged, and they all gathered together, trying to complete their revenge as civilians, but were blocked by their lord.

In their view, this is simply an act of courting death. Unarmed civilians have no resistance at all in the face of heavily armed soldiers. Do they think this is a fight in the village?

Although they persuaded the people back, they also agreed to their request and were 'forced' to sack the villages of the lords to enrich their wealth. While enjoying the love of the lords, they ransacked the villages. Never dreamed of it.

The expansion of the **** conflict between the two sides is inevitable. Of course, there is also the promotion of some nobles of the Rhodes Kingdom. They have coveted this land for a long time, and more of it is a last resort.

......

"Lord Count, you have to decide for me. Three villages in my territory have been looted by the northern donkeys, and the soldiers suffered heavy losses."

The reason why Baron Aaron was so miserable was only because there were too many weapons and armors hoarding at that time. He could no longer afford the dozens of blacksmiths. In desperation, he chose to sell all the armored armor to the hostile lord next door.

The lord next door will then sell it to various territories in the Kingdom of Rhodes, because the equipment of the Kingdom of Hastings has always been known for its quality, and there is no need to worry about sales.

There is only one thing and countless times. After tasting this kind of sweetness, Baron Aaron resumed the work of blacksmiths, allowing them to continue to build weapons and armor, and was praised by the Count of Cabal for this.

Soldiers who participated in the whole process of selling armor also gained a lot of benefits. At the same time, in order to prevent them from leaking secrets, they provided delicious food and drink every day, which also led to their slack. There is no more desperate idea.

You never know what **** they'll be like until the war comes.

But he didn't dare to explain something that was explicitly forbidden to sell armor, otherwise today might be the time for the Aaron family to be expelled.

In the face of the enemy's attack, Baron Aaron's soldiers could almost be called collapse at a touch. The hostile lord was stunned, even suspecting that there was a conspiracy, and did not choose to pursue it. Now, they are huddled in the castle, and they are reluctant to go out.

He understood that it was impossible to rely on this group of people to defend the castle. At a time when the whole country was trying to develop it, if he lost the castle, he would not dare to imagine that kind of picture. Baron Aaron, who was forced into desperation, had no choice but to come here to seek the help of the Sect Master with the 'modified' battle report.

"Stupid stuff, what the **** did you do?"

Listening to Baron Aaron wailing below, Earl Bakar only felt agitated. When all the villages were being sacked, how could such an idiot come out of his subordinates.

But after reading Baron Aaron's battle report, Count Bakar's face became a little better, at least this idiot caused a lot of losses to the enemy. But they didn't know that those losses were all caused by the resistance of the villagers.

Although the kingdom level is still at the stage of wrangling, the kingdom will still declare war in the end, and he estimates that this time will not be long.

After getting the news, the cubs under his command have been screaming for a long time. Maybe he should pull them out to practice, and at the same time try the quality of the Rhodes Kingdom to see if they have improved in these years.

If they are still the same as before, they can't say that after the official war, the pigs will advance by leaps and bounds and expand wildly.

He is not worried about the blame from other nobles, because everyone is eager to speed up the process, and he is also eager.

"I know the matter, and I will personally go with the army."

"Thank you, Lord Cabal." After speaking, Baron Aaron was ready to leave, but he immediately realized that something was wrong. Lord Earl personally led the army, so it wouldn't directly cause a war.

The responsibility of this undeclared war will not fall on his own head in the end. He wants to stop this matter, but he doesn't know how to speak.

Looking at Baron Aaron's constipation, Count Cabal knew what he was worried about. Although he stretched his crotch, the Aaron family was his vassal after all and had paid contributions for many years.

"I won't disregard the king's order to start a war brazenly, you can rest assured. But I will think that the vassal's revenge is the reason, and after destroying the castle of Viscount Hess, I will directly evacuate there."

After speaking, Count Cabal left here directly.

Baron Aaron knew that it was time for him to leave. ‘Just this revenge, is it too exaggerated? ’ He got on his horse with doubts and headed straight for the territory.

He needs to prepare food and supplies for his suzerain to march. Because of the recent propaganda, the soldiers of nobles from all over the country have swelled sharply. Count Cabal already has 30,000 soldiers.

But he probably wouldn't take so many troops to attack a viscount. Baron Aaron was very saddened by the supplies he had stored.

But this is a request made by himself, and if the suzerain is to avenge himself, he must bear all this.

......

Count Cabal did not carry too many soldiers, but only brought thousands of troops. If he carried too many troops, he would most likely be besieged by them, or even in danger of annihilation. Of course he would not. Then do it.

Moreover, these thousands of troops are divided into ten groups disguised as looting the village. According to the plan, they will meet in the territory of Viscount Hess in five days.

The cavalry led by himself served as the vanguard, and at the same time dispatched soldiers disguised as villagers to directly attack the town of Viscount Hess, and then guarded the city gate, waiting for the follow-up of the rear army.

This is still a safe approach. When everyone has not attacked the town, it is absolutely unexpected for the enemy to use this trick.

Viscount Hess did not expect such a thing to happen. The gate of the town was guarded by more than a dozen soldiers as usual. What they did not expect was that the civilians who entered the city suddenly drew their weapons from their waists. They were caught off guard and quickly Lost control of the city gate.

With the charge of the cavalry, the gate of UUkanshu www.uukanshu.com quickly fell, and then more soldiers poured in. Viscount Hess, who had just heard the bell, watched this scene in disbelief.

But he didn't have any way to stop it, because there were too many people than himself, and they blocked the town, so the news couldn't get out at all. Even if it got out, he probably wouldn't be able to wait until then. Viscount Hess thought desperately.

What Viscount Hess did not expect was that in just one day, he was captured.

He also saw the man who had captured him, and the first thing he said was, 'You don't follow the rules. ’

Count Cabal just smiled and nodded in agreement.

As the news spreads, it will inevitably lead to a larger-scale conflict. What to do at that time is not something that King Rhodes can say alone.

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