That's How Fighting Is

The quota for joint advancement is not a physical item, but an illusory quota.

Lin Feng only needs to specify the target object, and if the target meets the binding conditions, it can be automatically bound to the target.

"Next, my galactic battleship is about to take off!"

He was so excited that he had even thought about how to better improve his power control after his level was improved like taking a plane.

After wiping his saliva, he began to visualize the images of his great-grandfather and great-grandmother in his mind, and tried to bind them.

The next moment, a cold and ruthless electronic sound sounded, completely shattering his beautiful fantasy.

[Sorry, the intimacy between these two people is lower than 90, and they cannot be bound to make common progress. 】

"Impossible! Forget it, grandpa, grandma loves me so much, but she doesn't even reach 90 intimacy levels?"

Lin Feng couldn't accept it for a moment. Did his Galaxy Battleship land in a box before it even took off?

However, after thinking about it for a while, he gradually felt relieved.

When the intimacy level reaches 90, it means that both parties have become life-and-death friends! You can safely leave your life in the other person's hands!

Xiang Tianxiao and Li Qingrou had only been with him for a short time. At most, they were just elders who loved the younger generation. It was indeed unrealistic to say that they were friends between life and death.

He has reached the level of life-and-death friendship in a short period of time. So far, he has only seen these two strange things, Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian.

"Forget it, let's bind our parents!"

He believes that his parents' love for him definitely exceeds 90 intimacy level!

"System, bind my parents!"

[The binding is successful and after the target starts practicing, the harvest will be automatically returned]

"Hey, it seems that I am indeed your biological child!"

Lin Feng chuckled and used the remaining three quotas for Qin Zhengxiong and the other three.

Next, even if he is lying down, his cultivation level will increase rapidly!

"Oh, I finally don't have to practice so hard anymore!"

"Game, start!"

Starting from the morning of the eighth day, Lin Feng occupied a training room alone.

Others just can't stand his dirty talk!

That was simply a spiritual attack!

One has to sympathize with the players assigned to a game with him.

The happy time is always so short, and Lin Feng's strength as a land key immortal is well-deserved.

In just five hours, the accounts of several people on the Void Flying Boat were all blocked.

He can only pass the time by drinking wine, eating meat, and beating little monsters.

…

Two days later, a void spaceship hovered above a giant valley.

Lin Feng and Qin Zhengxiong were sitting leisurely on the sofa, looking at the beautiful scenery of rolling clouds in the distance, eating barbecue and drinking wine, feeling very uncomfortable.

"Axiong, has your news spread?"

"The news has spread. It won't take long for the first batch of students and teachers to arrive here."

Qin Zhengxiong replied while eating barbecue.

“Well, let’s put the alien beast lord down as well.

Remember, send alchemy dolls in advance to intimidate all parties to prevent the alien beast lord from escaping! "

Lin Feng didn't want the beast lord he had worked so hard to capture to run away before he could be used.

Chen Buyu patted his chest, looking confident.

"Brother Feng, don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen! Last night I reached a friendly agreement with those alien beast lords, and they said they would rather die than escape!"

As soon as these words came out, Lin Feng and the others were stunned.

"Little Fatty, what crazy thing have you done again?"

"Brother Feng, please don't accuse me wrongly. I'm a good person. How could I do such crazy things?"

Chen Buyu's fat face wrinkled together, full of grievances.

"Don't say whether you have these or not, just tell me what you did!"

Lin Feng didn't believe that this little fat man would change his ways so quickly. His brain circuit had always been elusive to them!

"It's nothing, I just fed them dozens of kilograms of laxatives, and then used the intermediate glue you gave me to seal their anus.

Don’t worry, I’ve already made an agreement with them! As long as they don't run away, I let them defecate in peace. "

"F*ck! You bastard! Why do I have such a teammate?"

Lin Feng and others were dumbfounded.

Others scolded others and often cursed that they would give birth to a son without an asshole, but I had never seen anyone actually in this situation.

But today, Chen Buyu did it!

He directly sealed the anus of hundreds of alien beast lords with glue!

In disguise, they have no chrysanthemums!

Not only that, but he was also fed dozens of kilograms of laxatives! It’s even worse!

When the alien beast lords are besieged by those students, they will definitely go berserk under the dual stimulation of being injured and unable to defecate!

When the time comes for his laxative bomb to show its power again, I am afraid that the exploding feces will be able to indiscriminately attack all living things within a hundred meters radius!

That scene was absolutely horrific!

However, this method is really good.

With his intermediate glue, even a sixth-level beast would have to spend a lot of effort to break free.

For this group of fourth-level peak lords, unless the chrysanthemum and rectum are cut off together, they can only wait for Chen Buyu to use a special dissolving agent to dissolve the glue.

"Okay, now that these strange beasts have been controlled, let's put them down!

Xiaopang, you and Hu Yuan will bury the 20 teachers over there for a while. When the plan starts to be implemented, we don't have time to take care of them. "

These teachers were all knocked unconscious by Lin Feng in a sneak attack when he was capturing the alien beast lord.

In order to seize the time to capture the alien beast lord, he did not have time for Chen Buyu to bury him, so he had to pour some Mongolian sweat medicine and throw it on the flying boat.

But soon they would put the flying boat away to avoid scaring away the group of teachers and students.

Naturally, there is no place to place these teachers, so it is better to bury them.

"Okay, Brother Feng! I like funerals and building tombs the best!"

Chen Buyu, a tomb-building enthusiast, has long coveted these teachers with excellent sleep quality. If Lin Feng hadn't stopped him, he would have been buried long ago!

He shouted to Hu Yuan with great excitement: "Xiao Hu, come here quickly, there is a big project!"

Hearing Chen Buyu's almost sickly voice, Hu Yuan trembled all over, and an ominous premonition enveloped his whole body.

Sure enough, the next moment, Chen Buyu used ropes to drag 20 teachers over.

"Come on, come on, this time we won't build a single tomb, let's build a group of luxurious tombs!"

As he said that, he handed him a big jar. It was self-evident what was in it.

He turned to look at Jiang Buyi and the others, looking for help.

The four of them immediately lowered their heads, not daring to look at him.

After a while, Jiang Buyi patted his shoulder and said, "Hey, take care of yourself. If it doesn't work, just drop out of school and resume your studies."

Hearing this, Hu Yuan took the jar filled with excrement with determination and followed Chen Buyu, preparing to bury the person.

…

An hour later, everything was ready.

In this huge valley, there are nearly a hundred strange beast lords, rubbing their buttocks on the rocks anxiously, trying to defecate.

Unfortunately, everything is in vain.

In the darkness, Lin Feng's eyes flashed with anticipation.

"All is ready except for the opportunity!"