That's How Fighting Is
Chapter 169 A Flavorful Battlefield
Unlike the leisurely and happy spectators, those who experienced it on the field felt that their souls had suffered tons of blows.
They kindly opened the back door for the lords, but they were attacked by excrement and water!
This attack doesn't do much damage, but it's extremely insulting!
This kind of spiritual insult cannot be washed away even if you pour all the water from the three rivers and five lakes!
"Bah, bah, bah!"
"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!"
As the number of good Samaritans increased, so did the number of people vomiting and gargling on the field.
On the contrary, the alien beast lords, despite suffering unimaginable damage to their buttocks, not only did they not attack the crowd hysterically,
Instead, as if he was relieved, he mixed the excrement he had accumulated for a long time with blood and sprayed it on the battlefield.
For a time, no one within a hundred meters of the alien beast lord dared to approach!
After frantically gargling dozens of times and even stabbing their own throats with a brush a dozen times, the two boys in Fang Yurou's team took out their swords again with red eyes.
"You damn pig! I'm going to cut off your anus and stuff it into your mouth!"
"Sister Fang, don't hesitate. Let's work together to kill it while it's badly injured! I want to eat pork!"
Fang Yurou glanced at them and nodded silently.
She knew that if they didn't let these two people vent, they might explode!
The majestic geniuses of Imperial University are basically the top picks at the county and city levels, the proud sons of heaven!
As a result, a pig sprayed me with shit! It’s so rare!
As long as there is a bit of blood, I can't stand it!
"kill!"
In an instant, the five-person team gathered their spiritual power to protect their bodies, and without stopping, they stepped on shit and killed the giant rock pig lord!
Similar scenes are not uncommon on this chaotic battlefield.
The alien beast lords were happily excreting, but before they were completely released, they were interrupted by humans, and they became furious.
While excreting, it bites towards humans.
"Fuck, keep that damn dog away! His shit is all sprayed on my body!"
As a storm-chasing dog lord turned around, the chrysanthemum was like a excrement truck, splashing excrement water around.
Those alien beast lords are worthy of their title of lords, and their bodies are extremely huge!
The bigger the body, the more you eat, and the more you eat, the more you poop!
In addition to the dozens of pounds of laxatives fed by Chen Buyu, their excretion could not be stopped at all!
What's even worse is that the hole opened by the chrysanthemum is too small, and the pressure difference between the inside and outside is too great.
Those feces are like high-pressure water cannons, attacking indiscriminately from all directions!
This kind of biochemical attack made the teams besieging the alien beast lord on the field complain incessantly!
However, their troubles were relatively minor in comparison.
The most unlucky ones were those who were seriously injured by the lord at the beginning.
They were lying on the ground helplessly, waiting for rescue by their teammates.
As a result, rescue did not arrive, but there were feces pumping trucks one after another!
The terrifying amount of excretion plunged them into despair...
Passerby A, whose legs were trampled off, was struggling to crawl facing the ground: "Help! Brother, help me!"
Passerby B, who was lying on his back with all his limbs broken and unable to move: "Gululu, poof, yue, I don't want to be drowned in feces...Gululu, poof, yue..."
Passerby C, who staggered a few steps, stepped on feces and slipped: "I will never come again, I will never come again..."
…
In the dark, watching countless people fighting in the field, Lin Feng and his group couldn't help but sigh,
"Spectacular, really spectacular!"
"Tragic, really tragic!"
"Brave, so brave!"
They had great admiration for the group of warriors below who were still trying to kill the alien beast lord despite the pouring rain of manure.
You know, not everyone in this group of people has reached level four!
If there is no fourth level, then you can only fight with feces on your back!
That kind of perseverance is absolutely unimaginable to ordinary people!
Even if they have reached the fourth level, the consumption of spiritual power protection is still a big burden for the fourth level superpower users.
If they can't kill the alien beast lord quickly, I'm afraid they will end up fighting each other.
"Little Fatty, this operation of yours is really a stroke of genius!"
Qin Zhengxiong patted his shoulder and praised him.
"Brother Feng and Brother Xiong taught you this well!"
Chen Buyu smiled modestly and continued shooting.
He will not miss this spectacular scene that is rare in a century!
At the same time, the teachers and guards watching the battle on the cliff covered their noses and looked at the chaotic and stinking battlefield below.
"How did a good battle develop to this point?
By the way, if students are in danger soon, how should we save them? "
A female teacher frowned and said with a look of disgust.
The excrement covering the valley was a bit daunting for her, who had no ability to fly.
"How else can we save it? Just save it. Anyway, our body-protecting spiritual power cannot be invaded by excrement and water. At most, it smells a little bit, so just be patient."
"But after we rescue them, we can't let them stay with us. We have to find a puddle and throw them into it.
Otherwise this place would be unwelcome! "
"That's right, let's take a walk. Now that we have some free time, you water and earth elements can go build a few big baths and give them a bath later."
…
As time passed, more and more teachers and students arrived in the valley.
"Hahaha, Lao Li, you are finally here!
How about this scene? It’s spectacular, right? "
"Spectacular, so spectacular! It's just that the smell is a bit spicy for the eyes."
"Hey, don't worry about so much, come on, let's watch a show! This kind of scene is probably the first time in history!"
Different from the excitement of the teachers, the new students stood in front of the valley, looking at the valley full of feces and urine, and were intimidated.
"Speaking of which, do we really have to step on excrement and piss to compete with them for the lordship?"
"I think it's okay not to be the champion of this freshman trial."
"But everything has come..."
For a moment, the students stood in front of the valley gate, hesitant.
Unfortunately, the current situation is no longer under their control.
“What the hell, why can they stay out of it even though we’re covered in shit?
No, I will enjoy the blessings and share the hardships! "
After seeing the brightly dressed classmates appear at the door, more than a dozen teams, consciously leading the lord, approached the entrance of the valley.
"Hahaha, come and fight with us, Dung Yong!"
In an instant, countless feces fell from the sky, covering all the students outside the valley.
This sudden change allowed the hesitant students to reach an agreement.
"What the hell, you actually smashed shit on us? Let's go together and kill these shameless people!"
As roars rang out, a group of new troops surged into the valley again.
However, this battle in feces is destined to have no winner.
…
In the dark, Lin Feng looked at the large group of teachers above the cliff and smiled.
"57! It's over the limit! Then we can close the net!"
"Axiong, Xiaopang, Huai'an, get ready to take action!"
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