The Absolute Sage Meets The Succubus In Time

Ten o'clock at night.

The speaker outside a barbecue restaurant on the edge of Shandao City played a rustic song. As the cliché lyrics of "I'm so handsome and so strong" continued to be heard, Kan Mucheng, Nie Qingxia, and Lao Lin slowly took their seats.

Because it is summer, many customers like to sit outside and have barbecues in the open air, so the boss has set up seven or eight tables outside the store, and they are all full now.

After the three of them finished ordering, Kan Mucheng ate edamame leisurely and waited for the meat skewers to be served.

"I'm treating you to a treat today. How about you two trying their food? It's a bit remote, but the aroma of the wine doesn't mean you have to worry about the alley! Among all the barbecues I've had, theirs ranks among the top five!" said the man with a ponytail. Lao Lin, who had braids and tattoos on his arms, smiled and said to the two of them.

Lao Lin is a tattoo artist and was Kan Mucheng's senior brother when he was learning tattooing five years ago. Calm and reserved, he habitually thinks of others no matter what he encounters, and has a dedicated personality.

He is only one year older than Kan Mucheng and Nie Qingxia, but he is much more mature than these two childish ghosts who never seem to grow up.

He doesn't have any other hobbies. The only thing he loves is the art of tattooing. Compared with Kan Mucheng who gave up tattooing very early, Lao Lin feels that he will "paint" on other people's skin for the rest of his life and painstakingly study tattooing every day. techniques.

I don't know if it was because he was almost crazy about tattoos that he moved the gods. Ten months ago, he actually awakened the supernatural power about tattoos... This world... is really strange.

Lao Lin's special power - one-second tattoo.

This ability can only be used three times a day. He can quickly tattoo the patterns imagined in his mind on other people's skin with his palms.

There was no pain or itching during the tattooing, and there was no feeling at all. Moreover, normal tattoo removal methods could not remove the patterns he had tattooed with his powers. Only he himself could remove them with his powers.

It seems to be a power of little use, but to Lao Lin, it is simply a gift from God.

"Don't compete with me. I'll treat you today! I made some money during the live broadcast in the afternoon. It's comfortable!" Nie Qingxia said with a mean smile, "As long as the sage can be happy and don't keep a bad face every day, I'll treat you. No matter what happens, there is nothing else but money! Hahahaha!"

Nie Qingxia's shameless expression made Kan Mucheng want to punch him, but after thinking about it carefully, he was also caring about himself, and then silently lowered his fist.

Being able to earn a lot of money during live broadcasts is all due to Nie Qingxia's ability.

From the day he awakened his powers at the age of nineteen, he proudly called himself the Humorous Rambler.

Kan Mucheng still doesn't know why Nie Qingxia calls him that. Based on this title, he can't help but imagine a picture:

A whistling yellow man, surrounded by yellow humorous energy, then sauntered through the crowd and snatched away the girlfriend of the poor male protagonist in the comic...

The limit of Nie Qingxia's ability is that it can be used for a maximum of one hour a day. He can turn it on or off at any time. When it is turned on, even if he tells a ridiculous joke, it will definitely make the people who hear it burst into laughter. How can he live broadcast with this ability? Maybe not making money?

Of course, he does have personal charm, but his ability to humor must account for a large part of the reason why he can change his girlfriend frequently.

This is also why some female celebrities who are ambitious finally choose to marry comedians. A sense of humor is really important.

Sometimes Kan Mucheng really doesn't know whether he is the god of bad luck or the god of luck...

To be honest, it's unfortunate that only one person with super powers can appear in nearly ten thousand people. Two of his best buddies are both, including himself. This is even harder than winning the jackpot!

But luckily, my powers are like a "King of Torment" that cannot provide any help! He would rather lose ten years of his life and have his "Absolute Sage Time" ability disappear forever and become an ordinary person.

Lao Lin turned his head and quietly watched Kan Mucheng, who was stunned again. He seemed to be accustomed to his state.

"Xiao Cheng, what are you thinking about? Don't worry so much. If you have anything unhappy, just tell us and don't keep it to yourself." Lao Lin patted Kan Mucheng on the shoulder.

At this time, Nie Qingxia took advantage of the situation and added: "I wish that all you lose this month is your desire for apples, bananas, and kiwis. You don't like eating fruits anyway! Or you can lose the desire to hit others, so that you can't hit me." Yes, haha!

"Seriously, you should hurry up and find someone you like. This may change your life. Don't be too burdened. People who truly love you won't care about your abilities."

Looking at the concerned fatherly faces of his two buddies, Kan Mucheng felt a little warmth flow through his heart. He opened his eyes a little wider and shook his head at the two of them:

"Forget it, which girl can stand someone like me? Only you can stand it... Okay, okay, don't mention me anymore, let's drink and drink!"

During the time when he didn't have special powers, he ate meat skewers, laughed and joked with his two best friends, and drank one glass of beer after another. Kan Mucheng temporarily forgot about those troublesome things.

"Boss! Can you change the music? If you drink too much and don't listen to reggae or two-dimensional music, how can you get high?"

As soon as the blushing Nie Qingxia finished speaking, the guests at the other tables were instantly amused and raised their heads in laughter. A few strong men who were drunk even laughed so hard that they hammered the table with extremely exaggerated movements.

"Hahahahaha...you kid...are you using your powers?! I don't want to be the focus of others while eating barbecue!" Kan Mucheng quickly covered his mouth and gave Nie Qingxia a heavy slap on the back.

"Don't tell me yet, Qing Xia's ability seems to be more lethal to drunk people!" Old Lin calmed down after laughing and looked at the two of them drunkenly, "By the way, I have a rest today and my ability is restored again." It’s no use. Do you two want to get a tattoo? I drank too much and it’s so itchy!”

Nie Qingxia, who was not interested in this at all, waved his hand: "I'll forget it, I can't think of any patterns I like."

Kan Mucheng was also a little dizzy from drinking. He put his index finger on his left arm and started gesticulating: "Give me the words 'Old Lady's Hat is Invincible'! This game is so addictive! Wen Zai Xiao On the arms, the letters should be larger, about 30 centimeters in total."

"Have you thought about it? You can't regret it!"

"So what if you regret it? When he gets tired of seeing it, you can just eliminate it for him." Nie Qingxia chewed the meat with an indifferent expression.

"Then I'll run away after I finish the tattoo. I'll disappear for four months and let him be laughed at by others for the whole summer with this stupid tattoo, hahaha!" The calm Lao Lin actually made a joke.

Kan Mucheng's eyes were blurry, and he also laughed: "It doesn't matter...it doesn't matter...I will definitely...definitely not regret it! Come on!"

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The next morning...

The strong feeling of vomiting made Kan Mucheng wake up, staggering and rushed into the toilet.

Drinking like crazy for a few hours, but the price you pay is waking up with a headache and nausea all day long. It's always like this. This deal doesn't seem to be a good deal! Kan Mucheng thought to himself after vomiting.

"Is it the desire to eat beef that I lost today? Fortunately, I have been quite lucky these days. I hope this month will be like Nie Qingxia's wish yesterday.

"The more I stay at home, the more I feel like vomiting. Take a shower and then go out for a cup of coffee."

Kan Mucheng walked into the bathroom and reached out to turn on the shower head. Only then did he suddenly realize that he had nine large characters tattooed on his arm!

"Uh... I seem to regret it!"