The Absolute Speed of a Comic

Chapter 32: ?? Hey hey hey! justifiable defense!

"Huh? Why doesn't it hurt?"

The attendant holding the bow and crossbow subconsciously closed his eyes, then opened them in confusion after a while, still not feeling the slightest pain in his body.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Several gunshots rang out again.

The bow and crossbow valet didn't have time to close his eyes this time, and the sound of gunfire startled him again.

But he suddenly came back to his senses, and it seemed that there was no need to close his eyes.

Because none of the bullets shot by Jiang Li hit him, all of them strayed from his body, and there was no lethality at all, and the hit rate was extremely touching.

At this moment, the attendant on the ground also covered his chest and tried to stand up with a bewildered face.

It's weird.

He was obviously shot in the chest at zero distance, and he fell to the ground with a subconscious scream, but it was unbelievable that there seemed to be no pain in his chest.

The inherent spiritual equipment in fantasy form, although the destructive power to the body is equal to zero, but there will still be some pain.

And the sound of the gunshot that hit his chest just now doesn't seem right... It's a bit stuck.

"Boom!"

Jiang Li kicked out and kicked the attendant who was about to get up and kicked back to the ground. His face was angry, but he quickly recognized the reality and lay on the ground very obediently.

"Be thankful, I am a very kind person, and even carrying my gun has become very kind, so I didn't shoot you!"

That's my gun.

The attendant lying on the ground meditated in his heart.

Also, you're clearly not good at hitting rate, so don't put money on your face and talk about a gun of kindness.

Of course, he didn't dare to say this in person, for fear that he would be kicked again.

"Do you still want to fight again?"

Jiang Li glanced at the valet under his feet and the student Gao Ma Da, who was beside him, and then his sharp gaze swept to the valet who was holding a bow and crossbow not far away.

"Snapped!"

Without saying a word, the other party threw his crossbow on the ground and raised his hands above his head in a gesture of a French military salute.

Die of laughter.

The three of them joined forces and were instantly defeated by the two of them. It is impossible for him to win the fight alone. Let's just admit defeat here, so as not to suffer from flesh and blood.

"very good."

Jiang Li nodded, and took the Bling Saber back into his body, which had disappeared from nowhere.

The inherent spiritual item is essentially an ultra-high-density magic crystal. It is extremely hard. Even if it is bombarded by the front of the tank, it will not be damaged.

"I recorded everything you said just now, including your slandering me as a scumbag and taking the lead in attacking me. As long as I stab the chairman, you will at least be suspended from school. You should understand this, right?"

Jiang Li took out the student handbook in his pocket and opened the recording interface.

In fact, Jiang Li didn't record the part that was slandered as a scumbag, because it was a bit late, but the three of them obviously didn't know it.

Student knights are not allowed to casually summon inherent spiritual items.

Unless the teacher's permission is obtained, or in a specific situation such as the training ground, any student knight who summons an inherent spiritual item without authorization will be punished by the school.

And depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, the lightest punishment will also be suspended from school. If it is serious, it may even be expelled from the school.

Not only that, the fact that they summoned the inherent spiritual equipment without authorization will also be written into the file and registered by the International Magic Knights Alliance, which will become a stain on their lives.

"If you understand the seriousness, don't harass me again in the future, or I'll smash this recording out. I don't need to stress more about what kind of end you will face."

Seeing the timid expressions of the three of them, Jiang Li nodded in satisfaction.

"By the way, do you have any money with you?"

"Take, take a little bit..."

"That's good."

Jiang Li cracked the corners of his mouth, and a bright smile appeared on his face.

"Hey, hey, self-defense! Give me the money!"

Three people: "..."

Are you the bad guy, or are we the bad guy?

The three of them didn't dare to resist, they gathered all the money on their bodies and handed it to Jiang Li.

"By the way, what's the name of the novel you read before?"

Jiang Li accepted the still hot 20,000 yen, suddenly remembered something again, and asked his classmate Rengao Ma with a serious look.

"The horse breaks the sky."

"…"

"Uh... is there a problem?"

"No, of course not!"

Jiang Li shook his head solemnly with admiration on his face.

"You can tell by the name that it's a very interesting novel. I don't know what kind of author can write such a good book. He must be someone with great taste! In this impetuous age, hearing it like this makes people lose their minds. There are not many good works of hustle and bustle, you have to cherish them!"

But he's already a eunuch.

Besides, what kind of third-rate novels and slapstick writers did you say before? Why did you change your mind so quickly?

Before Classmate Ren Gao Ma could say that, Jiang Li had already turned around and left.

……

"What'sup!"

Jiang Li was very surprised to lose a sentence of national scolding.

He really didn't expect that Xiao Bailiu's fantasy novels, which he brought here in order to make money, but ended up aborting unexpectedly, are still remembered by people, and they are still in the play to that extent.

Thinking about it carefully, he did add a lot of famous scenes such as "you are here", "you shouldn't be here", "but I still came" in the novel he moved. "Thirty years Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the poor." There are also many elements, no wonder that the lines were subtly familiar before. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

A little moved.

Next time, let's rob him a little less... Bah, it should be less self-defense against him.

Jiang Li held the 20,000 yen he had just received, and his face blossomed with joy.

To be fair, he has been short of money for a week in a row. Although he cooperated with Hibuka Kajiamei and took a lot of model photos for her to sell, it will take a lot of time for those photos to be sold. There is emergency money. Very good.

"However, the representative selection battle is about to start, right?"

Jiang Li walked out of the forest path and returned to the teaching building area, his face quickly collapsed again.

The selection battle needs to be prepared in advance, so the official start is in the second week of school, that is, three days later, and the battle mechanism is completely random. The executive committee randomly selects the battle list, and the opponent will be announced before the game.

Today is Friday. If nothing else, the first round of the battle list will be released on Sunday at the latest.

Jiang Li was very worried about this.

Needless to say, the reason is because of his "luck".

Why did the gun jam before firing? Why would I step on a branch, of course, it is because there is only 1 point of luck.

Unexpectedly, under this mechanism of randomly publishing lists, Jiang Li's luck will let him know what cruelty is!

The first round opponent is Ikki Kuro iron? Or Stella Familia... What's more, directly facing the senior sister at the beginning?

"No, we have to find a way!"

Jiang Li was shocked and made up his mind secretly.

Whether it's a duel with Kuro Tie Ikki or Stella, Jiang Li will not be afraid. It's a big deal, I promise they will kneel down and beg him not to die.

But it was the only result he didn't want to see that he only met with senior sister.

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