The Absolute Villain in the Second Dimension

Li Xuan ran down from upstairs, looked at Kamijou Touma's dazed look and smiled and said, "Let's go, I also want to see what kind of people Kamijou's parents are. I feel very excited about it. He must be a nice person, right? Of course, I’m more interested in your childhood sweetheart’s cousin, Ryugami Otohime.”

The way Li Xuan winked at Kamijou Touma made Kamijou Touma immediately have the appearance of a person in his mind. He couldn't help but pointed at Li Xuan in horror and shouted: "Are you Li Xuan?!"

"Why, you don't recognize me after just one night? Could it be that I have become more handsome? In fact, I think so too. I will definitely be popular with thousands of girls, right?" Li Xuan pretended to be misleading and made Kamijou Touma think that he was not conscious at all. It looks like my body has been exchanged.

"You are definitely teaming up with Li Xuan to play with me!!" Kamijou Touma seemed to have thought of something and immediately shouted at Li Xuan.

"..." Li Xuan looked at Kamijou Touma's appearance, and without hesitation took out his mobile phone and started making a call: "Hey, is it Shirai-san? Yes, it's me. The thing is like this, the primitive orangutan you know There are a lot of contraband hidden in Mr.'s house. If you go there now, you can catch them all, oh? What kind of contraband do you mean? Of course it's about aphrodisiacs, love potions, etc., and it's super powerful..."

"Wait a minute! I believe it, I believe it. There is no one else but Li Xuan who can do such evil things and have black energy behind him. I believe you are Li Xuan!" Kamijou! Touma quickly snatched the phone from Li Xuan's hand and smiled with tears in his eyes.

"Ah, it's great to be able to prove that my identity is true." Li Xuan said, turned around and walked out, with a face full of unwillingness and said: "Tch, I was actually stopped. Do you want to report it to the security guard later?" What about making a phone call? After all, there is still some white powder in it..."

"Please don't do this. I have now firmly believed from the inside out and from the outside in that you are definitely Li Xuan himself. Although I don't know what happened to your appearance, you can do it." There is no one else but you who can do this kind of thing!" Kamijou Touma quickly stopped Li Xuan, knelt in front of Li Xuan with all his body prostrated, and apologized deeply for his doubts just now...

"So, who are Kamijou's parents?" Li Xuan looked at Kamijou Touma curiously. After all, Kamijou Touma has not lost his memory, and he can still make objective decisions about his parents. evaluation?

"Well, how should I put it? Mom's words are very gentle and beautiful. Although she doesn't say anything very comforting, she will hold me in her arms and comfort me when I am constantly unlucky because of Fantasy Killer. That's why I don't blame anyone. ." Kamijou Touma couldn't help but scratch his cheek in embarrassment when he said this. After all, he once wanted to take revenge on society because of his right hand, but he couldn't say it out.

"My father is an uncle who likes traveling and buying souvenirs. I didn't really believe in gods or devils before, but because of my bad luck, I heard that I always buy things that bring good luck. A loving father..."

Chapter 96: Dragon God Otohime is...

"It sounds like Kamijou must be very happy, right?" Li Xuan couldn't help but laugh as he looked at Kamijou Touma's happy expression inadvertently showing when he recalled it.

Kamijou Touma was also stunned for a moment, and then he laughed together and said, "Yes, in fact, I have always been wrapped in happiness. Isn't it a bit sensational to talk about misfortunes and tragedies all day long?"

"That's not true. Kamijou is indeed a bit unlucky, but it's precisely because there are so many unfortunate little things that he seems to be more lucky. Or is it because of his own misfortune that he doesn't want others to be similarly unlucky?" Li Xuan seemed to He looked at Kamijou Touma with a non-smile, and Kamijou Touma couldn't help but blush.

"No, I just feel that looking at other people's misfortune is like gloating, and I feel very sorry, so I want to help." At this point, Kamijou Touma also felt a little embarrassed. After all, it was like this This is the first time I have expressed my thoughts, and if it is the first time, no matter who I am or what I do, there will always be feelings of shyness and fear, right?

"Touma." At this time, a middle-aged man with a slicked back hair ran over with a bag hanging on his body, patted Kamijou Touma on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You look very healthy, there are no edges."

"Yeah, so is dad." Kamijou Touma was stunned for a moment, and then responded.

Touma Kamijou glanced at Li Xuan who was next to Kamijou Touma and smiled at Li Xuan: "You must be the good friend my son often mentioned on the phone. Touma is very grateful for your care. It's really troublesome for you. "

"Uncle, you're welcome. Touma and I are both friends. There's no question of whether it's troublesome or not." Li Xuan responded gently and stopped talking. After all, he was not the protagonist.

"By the way, I have something I want to give you." Touya Kamijou put his hand into his trouser pocket and pulled out a strange elephant-like object under Kamijou Touma's curious eyes: "I went to India on a business trip before. , this is a gift I bought at that time, a local god named something."

"Oh." Kamijou took the mahjong pendant and said with a smile, "Thank you. Dad must be tired too. Let me help you carry your luggage."

"Then please help mom and Otohime get it. We'll be here soon. Just wait here." Kamijou Touya smiled and refused Kamijou Touma's help.

"I'm so sorry. I was supposed to arrive yesterday, but I was just busy moving and didn't know where I was." Kamijou Touya smiled sheepishly at Kamijou Touma.

Kamijou Touma looked at Kamijou Touya in confusion: "Moving?"

"I told you, when we called last month." Kamijou Touya looked at Kamijou Touma a little strangely, and Kamijou Touma suddenly said: "Oh, I remember, it seems that I did say it. "

"Onii-chan~" A girl's call came from far away, as if she couldn't wait to see Kamijou Touma.

"Oh, it's coming, it's coming." Touya Kamijou looked at the girl in a skirt who was running towards him, and looked at Kamijou Touma with a smile on his face.

Li Xuan also approached with a curious look on his face. After all, Kite, who now looked like Misaka Mikoto, was sleepily grabbing his own clothes and taking a nap behind him.

"Onii-chan~" As the girl got closer and closer, the strong sense of sight made Kamijou Touma feel something was wrong.

"Hey, hey, there seems to be something bad." Li Xuan looked at the girl who was running over. As the girl got closer, Li Xuan also discovered who the girl looked like.

"Onii-chan~"

"Crack!" Kamijou Touma, who felt as if he was struck by lightning, looked at the girl who had thrown his backpack away and was about to pounce on him. His painting style changed in an instant, while Li Xuan just covered his face and squatted aside: "What? Well, I will never admit that it is Teacher Xiaomeng, the contrast is too great, even if it is Ji Shen, I can accept it, how could it become Teacher Xiaomeng."

"Touma-nii, I really want to see you." The Dragon God Otohime, who had the cute appearance of Tsukiyomi, threw Kamijou Touma to the ground like a child, rubbing her head back and forth against Kamijou Touma's chest, as if It's like I can't wait to get in.

Kamijou Touma was also blushing and looking at a loss.

Tobi seemed to be frightened and woke up. He looked at Kamijou Touma who was jumped by Dragon God Otohime, and then looked at Li Xuan who was standing aside and did not dare to accept the reality. He bit his finger and seemed to be considering whether he should do the same. It would be better to perform the same action.

"Don't imitate her moves." Li Xuan raised his head and touched the head of Yuan who was squatting next to him. Seeing the expression of Yuan's obedient enjoyment, he felt relieved.

"Brother Touma, come with me to the beach later. It's the beach~~ Okay." Ryugami Otohime used her cute little appearance of Tsukiyomi to get closer to Kamijou Touma's face with a coquettish look on her face, not even noticing. Kamijou Touma's face was so frightened and overwhelmed that he could not accept the reality at all!

"I said, wait a minute!" Kamijou Touma sat up instantly, pushed Dragon God Otohime to sit on the ground, grabbed Dragon God Otohime's shoulders and shouted.

"What? Brother." Feeling inappropriate, Kamijou Touma quickly blushed and took his hand away: "It's nothing, why are you here, and what's going on with this disgusting sister's styling! "

The confused Dragon God Otohime pouted her lips a little unhappy, feeling a little aggrieved to be blamed for not understanding Kamijou Touma's words: "What?"

"Dad, what on earth did you bring her here for? Besides, when did you meet Mr. Xiaomeng!" Kamijou Touma sat on the ground and shouted to Kamijou Touya with an embarrassed look on his face, while Ryuken Otohime stood up, patted the dirt on her butt, checked that there was no dirt on her body, and then started jumping around and turned behind Kamijou Touma.

"What does 'this guy' mean? Do you know me or not? Isn't this your cousin Otohime?" Kamijou Touya also looked at Kamijou Touma in confusion, as if he was worried that Kamijou Touma didn't even remember his family. Feeling embarrassed and confused.

"Ah?" As soon as Kamijou Touma finished speaking, the Dragon God Otohime jumped on his back...

Chapter 97 Kamijou’s Unlucky Day

"Idiot, idiot, don't be like this, on your back, on your back..." Kamijou Touma blushed and couldn't help but lean forward. Although Tsukiyomi Moe looked like a toddler, but from the beginning It was still an adult's, no matter if it was more or less, it still had some texture, but this little texture made Kamijou Touma blush.

"Xuan..." Yuan stretched out her hands, looked at Li Xuan who was squatting in front of her, and began to tilt forward at 90 degrees.

Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously opened his hands to let Yuan fall into his arms, but was forced to sit on the ground by the impact.

Feeling the soft flesh on his chest and Yuan's current body: Misaka Mikoto's petite breasts were squeezing together, which made Li Xuan's face become weird inexplicably.

"Well, it seems a little bad. You must not like this feeling." Li Xuan muttered in his heart, picked up the kite and walked away, secretly hiding in the woods to watch Kamijou Touma. Start laughing.

What makes Li Xuan happiest? What makes him happiest is seeing Kamijou Touma being unhappy and going crazy!

"Ara ala, are you feeling shy because you were hugged by Otohime whom you haven't seen for a long time?" While Kamijou Touma was feeling shy, Index, or rather Index who had become Kamijou Shina, dressed in women's clothes. Wearing a long skirt, a short coat, a sun hat, a bag in her hand, and a gentle smile on her face, she looked like a mature woman.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Kamijou Touma looked at Index. His nerves that had been overstimulated no longer felt surprised, and he just asked calmly.

"Ara ala, Touma..."

"Weren't you just sleeping in the room with your head covered?! Suddenly you changed your clothes and instantly moved outside. Are you Kuroko Shirai?! Besides, what do you mean? You talk like a young woman in a disgusting way. Tone!" In the end, Kamijou Touma couldn't hold back the crazy desire to complain in his heart.

"That's enough Touma, what's wrong with you? You used that tone to your mother." Kamijou Touya looked at Kamijou Touma with a serious face.

"Eh...?" Kamijou Touma was stunned for a moment. Kamijou Touya continued to say seriously: "Let me ask you again why you used such a tone towards your mother?"

A gust of breeze blew, and the corners of Kamijou Touma's eyes twitched a few times, and he pointed at Index: "Dad, do you think this girl who will be caught even entering a movie theater that is not allowed before the age of fifteen is my mother? "

"Ara ala, is mom younger than you in Touma's eyes?" Index looked happy as she touched her cheek and looked at Kamijou Touma's eyes filled with doting.

"Also, do you think this little cute teacher who has clearly become a teacher or hasn't grown up is my cousin?" Kamijou Touma pointed at Tsukiyomi Komoe behind his head and asked with a strange expression.