The Absolute Villain in the Second Dimension

By the time Dalian reacted, the room was already silent. Dalian was so angry that she gritted her teeth. In the end, she could only vent her anger on the pile of snacks placed on the table...

"Get up, you lazy idiot!" The sound of metal hitting the floor and the shaking feeling on his body made Li Xuan feel like the earth was shaking, as if he was being stirred in a mixer. Although He didn't know how long he had slept, but Li Xuan could still feel that he had not slept for a whole day according to the biological clock in his body!

Opening his eyes, he looked at the pink and cute loli in front of him with an expressionless face staring at him angrily. Li Xuan thought of a good idea for a moment. When the little loli was about to open her mouth, he did not hesitate. I threw in a piece of candy and went back to sleep...

Chapter 35 Women’s College

"Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa during on, what do you think of me? A puppy? A child who can compromise just by feeding me a piece of candy?!" Dalian, who was still hugging her cheeks with a look of enjoyment on her face, screamed instantly. , angrily attacked the guy in front of him with hammers and blows, who swore to be a slime and completely ignored physical attacks.

Seeing that her attack was useless, Dalian became even more angry, and the blood vessels on her forehead were about to explode.

After forcibly suppressing the anger in her chest, Dalian climbed onto the bed, sat on Li Xuan's stomach, stretched out her hands, pinched Li Xuan's face and kneaded it like plasticine.

"Dali'an, the consequences of such nonsense are very serious." Li Xuan looked at Dalian with half-open eyes and said, "I am a dead fish".

"Tch, how can a guy who is lazier than a slime have the right to say that if the consequences are serious, even the earthworms in the flower pot on one side are a hundred times stronger than you." Dalian clearly didn't believe it and continued. Knead.

After Li Xuan was silent for a while, he unceremoniously stretched out his hands to hug Dalian, and quickly covered Dalian with the quilt. Dalian was so frightened that she quickly retracted her hand and said, "What are you going to do?" ?!”

"Don't worry, I will make it all end when you raise your head and count the wood grains on the ceiling." Li Xuanxie laughed, and his fingers started flying wantonly.

"Hey, no!" Dalian's face turned pale with fright, and she wanted to break away from Li Xuan's control, but the next second, she felt a chill on her body, and it seemed like her clothes had flown somewhere!

This made Dalian even more panicked, and she crossed her arms to protect herself.

But at this time, Li Xuan said with a look of enjoyment: "Huh, it's really more comfortable to sleep with a naked Loli in your arms."

"..." After being speechless for a while, Dalian finally kicked Li Xuan in the stomach and prepared to leave. She didn't know why she was particularly angry and disappointed.

It's just that Li Xuan didn't intend to let Dalian leave so easily. Instead, he grabbed Dalian's feet and said with a strange smile: "Don't be disappointed, this time I will watch you while you stare at the stars in the sky." They counted the ones that ended before.”

"Hey, no, it can't be done there..."

The next day, sitting on the classic car, Dalian stared at Li Xuan with dead eyes, but Li Xuan didn't care at all. Ever since counting the stars last night, Dalian had been staring at him like this, as if It was like staring at him to make him feel ashamed, but it was of no use.

"You are such a bad guy, don't you know how to say a few comforting words?!" It seemed that she was not very disgusted with what happened last night. Dalian just returned to her original appearance and kicked Li Xuan. He stared at the road ahead with a red face and annoyance.

Li Xuan touched Dalian's head nonchalantly and said, "There is no other way, right? Because I have lived for too long, I know that if you comfort me, you will continue to act nonsense for a longer time, so I chose Ignored."

"I'm not one of those ordinary women!" Dalian retorted angrily, baring her fangs.

"Yes, you are not one of those ordinary women, because you are just a young lolita." Li Xuan catered.

But Dalian got even angrier, kicked her a few more times and said, "You perverted lolicon!"

"Yes, I am a perverted lolicon, so if you don't want to suffer, you better be a good lolita." Li Xuan shamelessly admitted that he was a lolicon. What is face? How many dollars per pound? Give me ten dozen first!

"Ugh..." Dalian bit her handkerchief. She felt extremely depressed for this shameless guy who had no intention of losing face. But even if he hit her, it wouldn't work. Not to mention whether the other party would react or not, if he accidentally hit the wrong place. what to do?

"Dalian, do you think this incident was caused by the phantom book or something else?" Li Xuan touched Dalian's head as a comfort and then asked with a smile.

"Hmph, it must be a fantasy book. The other fantasy creatures are almost dead. How could they suddenly appear randomly?" Dalian knocked Li Xuan's hand aside and hugged the sandwich biscuits handed over by Li Xuan. Katzkatz's tasted like a hamster, without mentioning anything else.

"The stock price of Capital Central Bank seems to have risen again. It's good. I was right to buy this stock."

"Huh? A miraculous escape from prison, the escape method of the most brutal serial murderer in this century? It must not be a normal method."

"Looking for the lost dog? Baroness Stoner? Oh, really, there is no useful news at all. Can't you break the news about the murderer's family background? Isn't it that journalists' quality is to break the news about the victims and the perpetrators? The person’s family situation and the details of the harm to others?” Li Xuan couldn’t help complaining while looking at the newspaper in his hand. It’s obvious that reporters in this era are not responsible at all! If it were a modern reporter, it would be light if they didn’t dig up your ancestral graves!

At this moment, Li Xuan's face was poked with a cup, which made Li Xuan look at Dalian with half-open eyes and said: "Miss Dalian, can you tell me your request first? You This look makes me a bit unclear whether you really want me to take the cup back or if you want me to give you another cup."

Dalian poked Li Xuan's face hard again and said: "Refill, refill, my throat is dry, I ask for a refill now."

Li Xuan took the quilt over silently, and while pouring water, he watched Dalian holding the toast like a hamster and gnawing happily there. When he handed the quilt over, Li Xuan couldn't help but complained: "Dalian , the bread you are eating now is my lunch, do you want to continue eating it?"

"This is your punishment last night. Who made you unable to control yourself?" Dalian blushed and continued to chew the bread without caring...

Chapter 36 Look how hard you endure it

And Li Xuan could only look at the sky speechlessly. It seemed that a certain little loli had some taste last night and crawled into his bed in the middle of the night to tease him. If he could control it, it would not be Liu Xiahui. Yes, that’s Willow Sagging!

However, girls generally hold the absolute truth in this kind of matter. Unless you don't want to do any special activities tonight, otherwise, it's better for you to stay silent.

"It's such a peaceful town." Li Xuan sighed a little and changed the topic. He didn't want to continue on that topic. If this little thing suddenly made such revelations to him, he would Can't stand it.

"This kind of place is just an ordinary countryside that should be called a backcountry." Darian reminded her in a mumble while eating the last piece of the last piece of bread.

Li Xuan looked at the flawless sky and the school and smiled: "Boarding schools are almost always built in places like this. The air is fresh and there is no need to be contaminated by the desires of the royal capital. The students are also very cute. It's nothing." It's not good."

Dalian was holding a water cup while drinking water and reminded: "The fried bread and sugar in this area are too petty and not sweet enough!"

"Speaking of which... the scope of investigation allowed is only the library of this school. But since there are so many books collected here, it doesn't hurt to stay here for a while before finding what you are looking for." Darian thought of her two It's a bit unfair that a person's scope of activities is restricted to the library. After all, the other party begged me to come.

However, Li Xuan said it was okay. After all, this is a girls' school. If people were to wander around casually, it would cause inconvenience to female students and teachers.

"However, the information given is too little. It is impossible to find out in a short time." Li Xuan frowned.

"Ah ah~" Suddenly, Li Xuan was slightly startled by the cry of the girl below, and couldn't help but turn his head.

"Now, now, who is that person?"

"I hate it, look over here."

"You are so young, and you seem to be very masculine. Are you the new teacher?"

The chatter of the girls made Li Xuan smile helplessly, and then smiled at Dalian: "For me, staying in this kind of girls' school for a long time will be stressful. After all, there are excellent people below. There are quite a few girls there.”

Dalian felt a vein on her forehead twitching when she heard that, she kicked Li Xuan hard and said angrily: "Don't you think it's impolite to say that other girls are good in front of a girl?! "

"Well, don't worry about it. They are not so good that I need to deliberately attract them." Li Xuan smiled frivolously, moved the hair in front of his eyes to the side and said, "I won't do it in front of you." It’s the same.”

Dalian was slightly stunned. The emotion that had just risen in her heart was mercilessly shattered by the red-faced scream of the girl below.

After carefully looking at Li Xuan, Dalian couldn't help but said seriously: "You are a very good-looking guy, and you are also full of masculinity. And I don't know why, but you always look particularly attractive. Look. Come and take good care of you, the little girls below are just a reminder to me, treat them like carrots in uniform!"

Li Xuan chuckled lightly, stretched out his finger to pick up Dalian's chin and said with a wicked smile: "It can't be done. There are so many young and beautiful girls, how can they be regarded as carrots?"

"Hey!" Just when Li Xuan lifted Dalian's chin and was about to say something else, suddenly a girl walked in, holding a short wooden stick in her hand and said: "Who are you? Come to our school. What to do? I will never forgive you without justifiable reasons."

"..." Li Xuan looked at the wooden board close at hand and couldn't help but said: "Is coming here to have afternoon tea a valid reason?"

"Who allowed this kind of thing?" The girl did not complain about Li Xuan's reasons but directly asked: "Library management prohibits eating and drinking!"

Li Xuan couldn't help but sigh at the innocence of this girl. Girl, didn't you find that my reason was full of loopholes?

"You're screaming so loudly that it's so noisy! Please be quiet, you carrot!" Dalian hid behind Li Xuan, and when her scales were touched, she couldn't bear it anymore and shouted.

"Wha, what? Who are you calling a carrot!" The girl pulled Li Xuan away and looked directly at Dalian, who was like an exquisite doll under the umbrella. Li Xuan on the side did not feel at all because of being raped. I was angry when I pushed him away, but I was excitedly looking forward to this century-level fight.