The Absolute Villain in the Second Dimension

Li Xuan said with a smug smile: "If you insist on saying it, we are just country bumpkins."

Dalian looked at the front of the store, which was already within reach compared to the queue that had been far outside the store just now. Her face was full of excitement: "If you have time to talk nonsense, why not take out your wallet quickly?" , buy as much as you can!”

"How is it possible to buy as many as there are?" Li Xuan helplessly pressed Dalian's head and touched it hard, trying to comfort this little thing who was a little too excited...

Chapter 45: Cherish life and stay away from weirdos

"We should try our best to sell as much as possible. Look here, it's written like this. Each customer is limited to ten fried breads. Everyone must buy ten fried breads. What a curious store owner!" Li An looked at the words above that she had misunderstood and said excitedly.

"No, no, no, Darien, you completely misunderstood, that's not what I meant..."

"Since there are two of us, we can buy twenty, so even if you want me to share a little bit with you, it's okay!" Dalian didn't listen to Li Xuan at all, but thought about herself and said excitedly.

"Huh, I really don't understand where the food is stored in that little body. Is it the stomach in another dimension?" Li Xuan touched his forehead helplessly. Every time he ate, this little thing could sweep away the food. Most of them, or even all of them, were wiped out, which made him curious every time where the other party hid the food he ate, although he had not yet found out clearly.

After waiting in line for a long time, Li Xuan and Dalian were finally in line. Dalian was lying on the counter looking at the fried bread, with an expression as if she saw a very delicious piece of barbecue in front of her, but no matter how she stuck out her tongue, Like a puppy that can't be reached, Li Xuan looked at him with a look of expectation and longing, which made Li Xuan want to laugh but didn't dare.

"This is very rude, Dalian." Li Xuan touched Dalian's head and laughed softly.

"ah!"

"What?"

"Hey!"

"Wow!"

The strange sound that suddenly came from the door made Li Xuan speechless for a while, and then he saw a blond girl wearing researcher's clothes and hanging accessories on her shoulders. She seemed to be smelling something there, and she had a serious look on her face.

"...Why did Maoxian suddenly feel troubled." Li Xuan's mouth twitched and he thought to himself.

After the blond girl sniffed there, she rushed over to Li Xuan's face and sniffed carefully.

"Hey!" Li Xuan said angrily when being messed with by a strange girl.

"I'm talking about you." The girl didn't feel embarrassed at all, but said with a happy face: "Sure enough, she exudes the smell of a good person! Please help me, there is a group of bad guys chasing me."

"I'm very sorry. I'm a villain. You got the wrong person." Li Xuan half-opened his eyes, a good guy? What a joke, this kind of title has nothing to do with him.

"Even so, he is still a villain who pities girls very much. Please help me." The girl grabbed Li Xuan's hand and continued to move forward, trying to impress Li Xuan.

It's just that Dalian, who has been talking to herself since just now, is angry. She can't stand being ignored, and she can't stand having another woman hold her man's arm!

Dalian bent over and used all her strength to push the waist of the blond girl in front of her and said to Li Xuan: "Hurry up and give me some black tea, Xuan!"

"Don't get in my way." The girl couldn't help complaining as she looked at the girl who was pushing her to prevent her from getting closer.

"Who is hindering whom, you dwarf!" Dalian, who was sending out her poisonous tongue signal without any politeness, raised her head and looked at the girl with an evil look on her face, as if she wanted to throw her out of here. Same.

"What are you talking about?!" The girl was also irritated by Dalian's words. Although she was indeed not tall, that was compared to a boy. Although her height of 1.7 meters was not tall among Westerners, But it is already very suitable for girls.

"Oh, um, a cup of black tea and a cup of milk tea, thank you." Li Xuan sighed and continued to place his order, ignoring the girl who was quarreling with Dalian.

"Hey! Wait a minute, why can you still order food as if nothing has happened? Why can you turn a blind eye to a beautiful girl who is pitifully asking for your help!" The girl screamed in grievance when she saw Li Xuan being so disrespectful. road.

Li Xuan explained with a smile on his face: "What, I suddenly encounter an unknown person asking for help in a store like this. How should I deal with it, so I can only ignore it."

"Although I don't know her, what's wrong with meeting a beautiful woman asking for help!" When Li Xuan said this, the girl felt even more aggrieved.

Dalian continued to say angrily: "How can a little girl like you be considered a beauty?"

"What..." The girl was startled at first, and then when she saw Dalian's cute and delicate face like a doll, her heart was greatly stimulated: "Woooo~ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Seeing the girl actually crying out of grievance, Li Xuan also had a headache. Looking at Dalian's "I'm victorious" look, he didn't know how to complain.

"Caught her!" I don't know when, a man wearing a black suit and glasses, who looked like a qualified gangster, grabbed the girl's shoulders and scared the crying girl to the point where she couldn't cry anymore. .

The man continued: "Okay, come with us obediently..."

"No!" Before the man could finish his words, the girl firmly refused. The conversation sounded like a poor girl about to be kidnapped by some evil organization.

"Oh." Li Xuan sighed as he covered his forehead with a headache, grabbed the man's hand away from the girl's body and said, "Can't you talk about something properly? Why do you have to be so rude? The other party is a girl. If the fuss continues, I will call the police."

The other two men in suits on the side also looked troubled, while the girl looked at Li Xuan with a pretty face and a slight blush, not knowing what she was thinking.

"In this case, there is no other way, just use that one!" The middle-aged man said to the other man next to him with a confused look on his face.

Another man said hesitantly: "That is a product that the company is still developing, and it is in the crowd..."

"I allow you to use it!" the middle-aged man said firmly.

"Damn it, I don't care!" Another young man gritted his teeth and took out a grenade from his pocket!

"Ah, that's..." One look at the girl's appearance showed that she definitely knew someone. Li Xuan was slightly startled by the way she was holding something...

Chapter 46: The Perfume Company’s Stink Bomb

The grenade did not explode on the ground, but released a lot of white smoke!

"What's going on with this white smoke?" Dalian was held in Li Xuan's arms. She was not disturbed by the smoke at all, with a curious look on her face.

Li Xuan asked with a strange expression: "What does this mean? Release this stench that is comparable to the smell of a stinking ditch, and want to stink the enemy to death?"

"Well, please don't worry. This is a 'stink bomb' secretly developed by our company. It is not harmful to the human body. It is just the smell of rotten eggs and rotten cheese from the fermentation country." The young man smiled awkwardly at Li Xuan Explained in a moment.

"Uhhhh! What are you thinking about!" Dalian was so stung after she emerged from Li Xuan's arms that she suddenly waved her claws like a crazy kitten. Catching someone.

The young man apologized to Dalian with a wry smile: "I'm very sorry. We are here to pick up the eldest lady. We are from Farmania Company."

"The number one perfume company in the UK?" Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the girl who had fainted from the smell and was lying on the ground. The corners of her mouth twitched, and she secretly sighed in her heart. It turned out that she could really be used as a weapon. Use it...

"I'm really sorry for letting you see this ugly scene..." The man couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the appearance of his eldest lady, as if he was shameless in front of others.

"How should I complain that Miss Fiona, Britain's number one perfumer, has run away from home again?" Li Xuan asked while sighing, knowing very well that this young lady often ran away from home. .

"Well, in order to help us explain the reason for using this thing, can you please go to the master with us to explain it. After all, you have used something that is not in line with the company's image without authorization..." The man looked at Li Xuan with a little shame. .

"Well, it's understandable. It's just a small thing, no problem." It's not that Li Xuan was careless or anything. After all, so many people here were stink. If only he and Dalian were allowed to go, it would be far away. It can't achieve the effect of silence, so it can be judged that he really asked them to go so that he could be punished.

"Oh, I'm really sorry. My daughter Fiona has caused trouble for you this time, Your Highness." The middle-aged man's face was full of apologies, and his expression was a little frightened. After all, as a businessman of a large company, he could still recognize the rumored person. His Royal Highness has two faces, one is a beautiful girl-like face that often appears in front of ordinary people, and the other is a very handsome young man like now.

"Not at all. You have already bought bread as an apology. For us, this gift is enough." Li Xuan was not someone who made things difficult for others when he had nothing to do, so he smiled and didn't take it seriously. thing.

"You are as tolerant and generous as the legend says. I am deeply grateful, Your Highness." The middle-aged man felt happy and said quickly.

"Although I feel ashamed, my daughter is indeed that kind of crazy girl who doesn't understand the ways of the world. People in our company can't do anything about her. Maybe it's the temperament of an artist. As a father, I don't understand at all. What is she thinking?" When the man said this, he couldn't help but scratch his head and smiled sheepishly.

Li Xuan smiled and said: "But it really surprised me. I didn't expect that she is the chief perfumer of Farmania Company, and she is also the president's daughter. But it also shows that you must be very good. Love her, I don't think she has any fear of you as her father."