The Actor and His Sister Are Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter 21

Chu Xiaoyi didn't dare to read his Weibo again, and gathered the courage to click on the first issue of "Generations in Our Family", and decided to look at the finished product of Director Li and others.

He just set up the IPAD when he found that the rest of the team was secretly gathering behind him, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Why are you surrounding me?"

Assistant: "Let's take a look together. Anyway, it's okay?"

Chu Xiaoyi was both angry and funny: "Should I watch my variety show with others?

Am I shameless? "

Is this going to be executed publicly?

He Xin: "Let's not talk about things that don't exist in the first place, okay?

You don’t have one, so why do you want to? "

Chu Xiaoyi was so angry that he was about to kick the agent. When the assistant saw that the feature film was about to start, he said with great interest: "Do you want to open the bullet screen?

The edible effect is different! "

The rest of the team has apparently watched the feature film, and now they are rewatching it with relish, and they can also provide feedback.

Chu Xiaoyi was a little entangled. He estimated that there would be black reviews in the barrage, which would easily affect the mood at first glance, but it was a waste of time for him to watch it twice, so he finally clicked on the barrage.

Cartoon variety show animation bounced out, and after the lively title, it was a personal interview with Chu Xiaoyi.

He mentioned in the interview that he had just had a sister in recent years, but he still didn't know how to get along with her, and hoped that through the show, he could find a new way to communicate with his family.

The barrage is full of "easy words", and Chu Xiaoyi is no stranger to it. However, after Chu Xiaoyi's family introduction popped out, the barrage's style changed dramatically, and the dazzling pink barrage was covered. screen.

Chu Xiaoyi was dumbfounded: "What is this?

So dazzling? "

On the screen, Chu Xiaoxiao's personal information and life video popped up, and the film crew briefly introduced her age, hobbies, specialties, etc., and the speciality is actually "humanoid translator, Peppa Pig's tenth-level scholar"?

——Hello everyone, I’m Peppa Pig (Xiao Xiao)!

Immediately afterwards, the footage of Chu Xiaoyi sleeping on the bed with his head was exposed. He was leaning on the bed without an image, his ankles still exposed outside the quilt.

——This is my brother George (Xiao Yi).

——Sleep till noon, brother behavior, brother Chu Xiaoyi really hammered!

Chu Xiaoxiao climbed directly onto the bed, and rode on Chu Xiaoyi's ass, and began to press his face crazily with his little hands, trying to wake his elder brother who had fallen into a coma.

——The sound of my stomach growling is one of nature’s most beautiful sounds, which means it’s time to eat.

——Xiao Xiao's Secret Skill: Give me back Fist!

——Will he stay asleep and just sleep for three days?

Chu Xiaoyi looked at the strange pink barrage and hesitated: "...This is the "Little Pig Peppa" version of the barrage?"

How does he think the lines of Pink Barrage are so familiar?

Actually still bilingual version?

The assistant nodded frantically: "Yes, isn't it cute?

It also fits your family well, netizens have great wisdom! "

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." You are cute, big-headed ghost! Why did I become my brother George?

Is this gradually becoming a pink pig?

In the program, Chu Xiaoyi encountered three consecutive ridicules. First, he couldn't practice English with his sister at home, then he used the wrong cutting board to cut vegetables, and then he didn't know how to turn on the range hood first.

In the picture, Chu Xiaoxiao's small face is wrinkled, like an old man looking at a mobile phone emoji in the subway, her expression in the corner is extremely subtle, revealing disgust, anxiety and anxiety.

Chu Xiaoyi was turning the gas stove: "What do you mean?

Is the house dead? "

There was a joyous voice from the barrage, frantically swiping "Fine", "Why don't you ask about the magical conch", "Home biochemical weapon manufacturing site", "Please look back now, your sister I'm going to be scared by you." Wait a minute.

After Chu Xiaoyi brought the dark fried pork slices to the table, he used his amazing acting skills to roll around, coaxing his sister to eat terrible dishes, and finally pushed the barrage atmosphere to a climax!

This is Chu Xiaoyi!

He spoke straight in front of the public, and put on an indifferent and straight face when he was fine, and now he begged to behave like a baby to the three and a half-year-old girl!

——Chu Xiaoyi, you have a lot of prospects, but you can only make promises at home and strike out with punches outside?

——The expressions of my younger sister watching the dishes and elder brother are like my cat watching me shoveling shit, and every day is a subtle expression for fear of me stealing **** to eat.

——Stop talking about Chu Xiaoyi, a straight man in steel, it's just that the straight man is not you [doge]

——Insulting straight guys, straight guys won’t lie to you to eat a failed chemical experiment.

——Xiao Xiao: I am a mature and stable adult.

Xiao Yi: Who is not a baby yet?

Chu Xiaoyi's performance on the program caused the public to startle with him astonishingly. This person is selfish, unceremonious, and has a messy temper. He is completely dependent on his appearance and business ability.

Everyone thinks that he is the arrogant young master at home, how can they think of being as humble as other people when they brought children, especially when they see his sister jumping out of the water hole!

His face was flushed with anger, and he roared incompetently at the edge of the puddle, but Chu Xiaoxiao was still singing wantonly in the middle of the water, which made countless audiences laugh.

-Let her sing, let her dance! You also taste the breakdown when we listen to your song!

—— Xiao Xiao quoted his brother's famous saying at this time: I am a singer and dance singer, and will not give up my music dreams for other careers.

——You think that idol is a fairy in the sky, but in fact he is a mortal who wears a raincoat, not only brushing, but also full of complaints [doge]

——This year's George is really not good, and he won't dance with Peppa, Chu Xiaoyi, are you embarrassed to say that you sing a dancer?

You don't sing or dance now, the actor's line is really hammered!

Chu Xiaoyi: "..."

Chu Xiaoyi: The quality of the audience in this session is not good, so let me watch my sister fix me, and use her to humiliate my music dreams!

Chu Xiaoyi actually saw a lot of scenes he hadn't seen before. He finally knew why the little thing had to keep the camera. The directors used the camera to chat with her, and they even complained about themselves in private.

Chu Xiaoxiao named the camera "Xiao Hei", and the program group actually launched the "Xiao Hei Perspective" pen-hold shooting, and the traffic was not low at all.

When Chu Xiaoyi was cooking in the kitchen, Chu Xiaoxiao would learn foreign languages, chat and watch cartoons with Xiao Hei. She had to force Xiao Hei to study with herself.

Chu Xiaoxiao put the IPAD in front of the camera and said seriously: "Xiao Hei, let's look at this sentence together."

The camera slightly raised his head and wanted to shoot something else, but Chu Xiaoxiao forcibly turned the camera back.

She solemnly said: "You can't distract yourself in class. Although you can't speak, you can learn to read and understand!"

Xiao Hei: "..." Let me go, I'm just a camera?

The camera shook his head, indicating that he could not do it.

Chu Xiaoxiao: "You can do it, as I said just now! You do the question by nodding your head, click once when you choose A, click twice when you choose B, and so on..."

The camera finally collapsed, looking at the iPad with difficulty, falling into a long silence.

In the lower right corner of the screen, colorful flower characters suddenly popped out, and the content was "Backstage Camera: Please let me go, I haven't had TAT in the sixth grade of university".

——After the recording, the cameraman passed Level 6 in the naked exam. Others asked him what the trick was?

He patted his chest proudly: You just need to come to "Our Generations" to do the camera!

——Don't delay the camera entrance examination! Tonight we are all Xiao Hei stationed in the living room!

——Ms. Xiao Xiao, I have learned this question. Let’s look at the next question. Can I offer online substitute courses?

Chu Xiaoxiao’s Xiaohei classroom is rich in content, not only a variety of foreign language courses, but also a gym class on the sofa, mixed with cartoons and inter-class spitting.

This is a very interesting position. Chu Xiaoxiao often speaks to the camera, giving the audience the illusion of being face to face with her.

Chu Xiaoxiao's face was distressed: "My brother said that after taking me, he doesn't want children?

Does he think he can find a wife? "

"It is said on TV that there are now 30 million single men. He is poor and stupid. He doesn't speak foreign languages. He can't even do housework. How can he exceed these 30 million?

Does he think that everyone else is a fool? "

She held her chin sadly, as if worried about Chu Xiaoyi's future, thinking that he was too naive.

The camera also nodded in response, almost making Chu Xiaoyi half angry. What's more terrifying is that countless netizens really started to help Chu Xiaoxiao worry about his brother's marriage.

——You call me sister-in-law now, I am willing to jump into the fire pit and be a fool! From now on, I will be your friend in the mud!

——Xiao Xiao, I am not greedy for your brother, mainly because I really like you [doge] For you, I am willing to be deceived!

——I don’t think I can black cxy anymore in the future, his sister is blacker and more transparent than me, I don’t deserve to continue mixing [hold a fist]

——Popular traffic online marrying, the first person in the real entertainment industry!

——Children, do you have any misunderstandings about being poor?

——Wearing ripped jeans in the winter, no socks at the airport and leaking ankles, there are holes in the clothes, making music and throwing millions in it, it is indeed poverty plus extravagance and waste. [doge]

——If you only look at Chu Xiaoyi's own conditions, it really only has face and income, but the addition of family and achievements is completely different.

My parents are Kochi, my sister is genius, the family is well-off, and Kyodo Kyodo, is this a potential stock?

——I was really annoying to cxy before, but I chose to forgive him after I checked the real estate in the community. I can [OK] hope that his music dream will be broken soon and go back to inherit the family property as soon as possible?

Chu Xiaoyi: Thank you all netizens this year! Don't worry about my marriage and music dreams!

Chu Xiaoyi didn't think of small things saying bad things in private, and also attracted many netizens to worry about choosing a spouse.

He simply sent a voice to Chu Xiaoxiao and asked: "Chu Xiaoxiao, who told you that I can't find a wife?

Who told you that I am poor and stupid?

! "

Chu Xiaoxiao responded quickly this time, and what she sent was also a voice: "Isn't it?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "Your brother, I have money and a lot of money, so don't discredit me on the show!"

Chu Xiaoxiao: "Do you have a room?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "No."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "Do you have a car?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "...No."

Chu Xiaoxiao: "Do you have a college degree?"

Chu Xiaoyi: "Well, no, but I..."

Before Chu Xiaoyi could finish speaking, she found out that she had made a voice first.

Chu Xiaoxiao: "Heh."

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." He thinks that "he" and "fine" are similar in different ways to the same purpose?

At home, Chu Xiaoxiao put down the iPad boringly, too lazy to listen to the reply from his brother.

She felt that he still didn’t understand the cruelty of the real world. She used to watch some strange emotional programs with her uncle and uncle’s mother occasionally. They all talked about the troubles of young couples getting married or dating and making friends. Discuss intensely and express opinions earnestly.

Chu Xiaoyi's conditions estimated that all the lights would be turned off in the first round. Where did he feel confident that he was good?

"Generations in Our Family" is a family carnival-style variety show, with a very wide audience group, instantly opening up Chu Xiaoyi's nationality.

Countless uncles, grandparents, and grandparents also began to know Chu Xiaoyi, and knew that his younger sister Chu Xiaoxiao's worries about his elder brother even radiated to the older actors of the crew.

Chu Xiaoyi went to a script reading meeting, but was solemnly held by the older actor.

The grandma-level actor said earnestly and earnestly: "Xiao Yi, don't panic. In fact, your conditions are OK. You know it's right to be anxious now. Some young people always say that if you don't fall in love or get married, you are a stupid bird flying first, so you have a chance. what……"

"I will help you pay attention, when young people meet, there will always be something you can do! I will help you think about it! Let Xiao Xiao not be afraid!"

Chu Xiaoyi shook Senior's hand in a complicated mood, and said in a hurry: "Thank you, thank you, but I'm really not in a hurry..."

"Yeah, I understand, I understand! Xiao Xiao said it all on the show! Don't be embarrassed!"

Chu Xiaoyi: "..." What have you learned through the show?

Chu Xiaoyi felt the popularity of the national level, and also felt the strength of the national level blind date to urge marriage.