The Actor and His Sister Are Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter Sixty Four

The "Generations in Our Family" program team finished filming the material for Christmas and the Spring Festival and edited it into several episodes for broadcasting, and finally officially ushered in the second season.

In the show, Chu Xiaoyi and Chu Xiaoxiao would break the character set as long as they face each other, and they made people laugh out loud.

Chu Xiaoyi's external image has always been "I am noble, you are not worthy", but at home becomes "stupid and humble, lying down and beaten"; Chu Xiaoxiao is a smart and well-behaved child in the face of others, and it is every point when facing his brother The emoji pack can be cut every second, and the hands of netizens have never stopped taking screenshots.

At Christmas, Chu Xiaoyi sneakily peeked at his sister's Christmas letter, and was forced to read and understand English but overturned. In the end, he found nothing and frustrated, which is really impressive.

The program team also intimately found Chu Xiaoxiao's Christmas letter, and presented the content of the letter on the screen with a Chinese translation.

Chu Xiaoxiao's letter is full of pictures and texts. She hopes Santa Claus will take care of his body, which makes people can't help but smile.

——Brother Xiao Xiao obviously does not understand reading comprehension. First look at the question and then read the article. First of all, look at the beginning and the end. The English teacher has said it eight hundred times. [doge]

——Xiao Xiao is a caring kid, who would have expected that Santa Claus is actually a local version and can only read Chinese!

——Santa Claus cxy: I don’t know what to say, I am very grateful.

——My sister is a soul painter, this letter is really abstract.

——Grandpa Xiao Xiao: Xiao Xiao is indeed a contemporary little Picasso!

Chu Xiaoyi arranged the music in the living room, and he and Liang Shuangqi who passed by also left classic scenes, which is simply a depraved scene for musicians.

"Brother, this melody is really bad."

"This is what Chu Xiaoxiao sang at the beginning. I'll tell her in a while, you said she doesn't sing well."

Chu Xiaoyi's face was full of gloat, but Liang Shuangqi's pupils shook in an instant, and his stiff and awkward expression amused the other party and the audience.

Fortunately, Liang Shuangqi reacted extremely quickly, he immediately threw the pot to Chu Xiaoyi, and in order to maintain Chu Xiaoxiao's singing level, he even said that he was sawing wood!

——Qiqi: When I saw a house collapsed over there, I went over to see the excitement, but in the past I discovered that it was my house, and tears shed when I saw it.

——Qiqi is really a representative of the contemporary star-chaser family. When he is not chasing a star, he is sensible and calm, and chasing a star is crazy gibberish [doge]

—— Reasonable fan: Although my sister is very good, she also has some flaws.

Fighting fan: No! Xiao Xiao is perfect, I want to get rid of your fandom!

In the living room, the two musicians tried to please the audience, Chu Xiaoxiao, and finally kept lowering their aesthetic orientation, and they were also ridiculed by netizens.

Liang Shuangqi sat next to him holding the kettle, painstakingly persuading Chu Xiaoyi to modify the chords, but Chu Xiaoyi was full of suspicion and bit the bullet to edit the music.

——A large-scale dinner in the music circle.

——In ancient times, there was a hanging pot to help the world, but now there is a Qiqi holding a pot to save a straight man.

——I think this song is familiar?

Because Chu Xiaoyi only released a simplified version of the Christmas song on Weibo, many people heard the full version on the program for the first time, and everyone learned about the birth process of the song.

This popular Christmas song already has a huge audience, but at this time some audiences think the full version is better. The two sides broke out in the barrage area. For a time, the netizens were big musicians and began to talk about it, and even broke the circle. discuss.

A certain music platform also specifically reached a cooperation with Chu Xiaoyi's team, hanging two versions of his Christmas songs on the platform, allowing countless netizens to vote and catch the music enthusiasm brought by this wave of variety shows.

Because Chu Xiaoyi didn't want to use this song to make money, the platform guarantees that the potential income generated by voting will be donated as the Music Dream Charity Fund to help children who also have music dreams.

The full version of Chu Xiaoyi's misfortune finally reappears. Although not everyone can understand this song, it has unexpectedly good reviews in the music circle. In addition, the simplified version has become popular, and he has not lost anything inside and outside.

The simplified version proves that Chu Xiaoyi can hit the current music market, and the full version also proves that he has a good level of arrangement, allowing some musicians who have spoken sourly to change their attitudes.

When the Christmas song was first released, some musicians also accused Chu Xiaoyi of his practice. They felt that his writing of this kind of song was completely different from the previous album standards. However, Chu Xiaoyi did not make profit from the song in the follow-up. Shut up gradually.

Now it seems that Chu Xiaoyi is level and cannot be understood. Countless musicians stopped condemning him immediately. Instead, they resonated and sympathized with each other. They began to proclaim how good the full version is and fight against those who support the simplified version!

This incident made Chu Xiaoyi fans very embarrassed, so where should they stand to vote?

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——Chu Xiaoyi’s song and Chu Xiaoyi’s battle, it’s really the first time everyone went to the sedan chair. It is estimated that the fans are also dizzy, so please vote according to your preference [doge]

——As a music player, my sister is the biggest winner. She is willing to listen to the simplified version now. The full version will still be outdated after 20 years. Some songs can only be understood in the future. Always catch up with the trend [Applause]

In addition to the hot discussion caused by the Christmas song, Chu Xiaoyi's Spring Festival segment at home is also full of wit. He imitated his sister's "Kung Fu Panda" portrait and embezzled her New Year greetings, and was instantly attacked by thousands of Xiao Xiao fans.

Of course, Chu Xiaoxiao disliked his elder brother and did not go home, making dumplings and other sections are equally exciting.

"Why don't you entertain uncles and aunts?

I will carry the burden for you at home! "

——Xiao Xiao: After all, one person carried everything!

"It is a free dumpling. If it has legs, it can run directly into my stomach from the plate."

"Mom, did someone drop my dumplings?"

——It is a free review material. If it has legs, it can run directly into my head from the desk, so I don’t need to review it [cute]

——Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao, if someone else eats dumplings, if you eat pimple soup, it is completely boiled [doge]

——Dumplings: Twisted dumplings are not sweet.

Chu Xiaoxiao did not believe in evil, and even sneaked into the kitchen during the Spring Festival Gala to make dumplings for the international feast again.

She squeezed the dumplings intently while muttering in her mouth. After the program staff frantically uttered words, she understood that the little girl was whispering cooking concepts. Each type of dumplings represented different national characteristics.

Netizens witnessed her making dumplings, and the barrage area instantly burst into laughter.

——The lethal amount of mustard, the twisted dumplings are really not sweet, but quite spicy.

——Peppa would cry when he saw such ugly Peppa dumplings [doge]

——Qiqi: Xiao Xiao is perfect, you don’t understand Xiao Xiao’s dumplings!

The barrage area finally burst open when Chu Xiaoyi ate the mustard dumplings, and at the same time was shocked that he had the courage to continue tasting.

Even if he accidentally eats Peppa dumplings, he still has the guts to try a second one!

——Friendly reminder: This is a high-risk behavior. Adults with normal IQ are not recommended to imitate. Do not swallow any masterpieces of children. You may receive free Mengpo soup.

——You are Shennong, dare to taste anything?

——Chu Xiaoyi is the group of people who licked the iron gate with their tongues in the northern winter, right?

I didn't understand before, it turns out that there are such people.

——Cxy, you are lucky, if you spread my sister, you might be chewing plasticine now.

Chu Xiaoyi personally explained to the audience what it means to be reckless and naive. He actually put his beating sister in the quilt after the incident in Dongchuang, and slept again unconsciously.

——Xiao Xiao: Quickly hand over Peppa's community of destiny!

——Xiao Xiao flashed to open a regiment and was accused of being hypnotized by the enemy.

——I finally understood the reason why he was punching outside. This is because he is punching at home every day, so he can only go out and punch him?

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"Okay, it's okay, my father can also speak English, and if my brother wants to eat, he also eats father..."

"She can speak more foreign languages, so it's more cost-effective to eat her."

——Can you learn foreign languages ​​well by eating Xiao Xiao?

I'm sorry, Xiao Xiao, my sister just took a bite, just a bite... suck! Oh, why not [doge]

——Daddy Xiao Xiao, your comfort is easy to cast shadows on children [laughs and cries]

——Chu Xiaoyi's perfect interpretation of "One thought becomes a Buddha, one thought becomes a devil", before the Five Elements Mountain presses Xiao Xiao, and later wants to eat her to replenish intelligence, the pros and the villains of "Journey to the West" have all played for you [doge]

Chu Xiaoyi was making dumplings in humiliation, and at the same time showing his prestige. He still wanted to discredit his sister's dumplings, making the little girl angry and annoyed, jumping around.

After the brother and sister fell in love and killed each other, they finally reached a New Year's reconciliation.

——This tells you how terrible a straight man is. Everything he does is to please you, but everything he says can make you angry. If cxy didn’t open his mouth, Xiao Xiao would have forgiven you long ago[ doge]

——Too real, he can reconcile when he eats steamed dumplings. He hasn't winced to mention that Xiaoxiao dumplings are not good, so I want to rush to shut him up. The desire to live is not as good as Qiqi!

——Xiao Xiao, I suggest you find a sister-in-law, I will take this anger for you [doge]

In the new year and new weather, Chu Xiaoyi ate his sister's international dumplings during the Spring Festival. He finally embarked on an international trip after the holiday and wanted to go to Hollywood to shoot.

Although Chu Xiaoxiao helped him to correct his pronunciation in private, it was the first time that Chu Xiaoyi worked with a foreign team, and he was a little bit worried.

Of course, Chu Xiaoyi would not show cowardice in front of his sister. He also told me intently: "You must remember to prepare for mathematics, and I will remind you remotely!"

The parents had already enrolled Chu Xiaoxiao for the super-normal class in elementary school. Then she waited for the notice and went for the exam on the specified date.

When Chu Xiaoxiao heard him mention the matter again, she raised her eyebrows in dissatisfaction, and couldn't help complaining slightly: "Why are you not active in class, but actively let me prepare for the lesson?"

Chu Xiaoxiao was puzzled by his elder brother's behavior. He scratched his skin and lost energy in math class, but he refused to give up the course, which made her quite puzzled.

If it were the usual Chu Xiaoyi, he would probably be lazy, for example, occasionally taking less English classes, but he would never reduce math classes, he valued more than English, and would have to endure it.

Chu Xiaoxiao has always wanted to figure out his mentality, so that she can transfer his perseverance in mathematics to English and make new breakthroughs in teaching methods.

However, her observation diary has been recorded for a long time, yet she still hasn't seen the reasons and rules behind it.

Chu Xiaoyi is ashamed to say that he is learning English for himself, and learning mathematics is to urge Chu Xiaoxiao, the two things cannot be compared.

He still doesn't have the open-mindedness of his parents. He is in the stage of "want to manage but not easy to manage, I don't know how to manage". He neither dares to put pressure on his sister, nor does he dare to let her be completely pressure-free.

Xiao Bi and Chu Jiadong have a more peaceful mind. The reason is that Chu Xiaoyi also violated their expectations. However, the child always finds his own way. Now he is walking on the road of chasing dreams and has a good life.

Of course Chu Xiaoyi knows that it is important to do what he likes, but he also has the mentality of being a career fan of Chu Xiaoxiao. He can't completely dispel the idea of ​​SSR, so he can only constantly restrain and adjust, and slowly explore with his sister. The way to get along.

Seeing that the eldest son could not answer, Chu Jiadong simply stepped forward to relieve the siege, and said in a persuasive way: "Xiao Xiao, you should go to elementary school in more than a year. What kind of school do you want to go to?"

Chu Jiadong felt that he needed to vaccinate his youngest daughter in advance, so that she should be psychologically prepared for matters in elementary school and ask her opinions.

Chu Xiaoxiao tilted her head and thought, she blinked and said, "Can I not go to elementary school?"

When the family heard the words, they were taken aback, not knowing why she said this, Chu Jiadong hurriedly said, "Why?"

Chu Xiaoxiao: "If I go to elementary school, I can't go to kindergarten, so I won't be able to see Annie and the others!"

Chu Xiaoxiao is having a great time in kindergarten now. Of course, she has no intention of going to elementary school. She thinks it's good to keep it now.

In her life, there is only addition and no subtraction. She has not experienced a real parting and does not want to lose anyone.

Chu Xiaoyi reminded: "But you can meet new friends when you go to elementary school, and Annie and the others will also go to elementary school, and they won't stay in kindergarten all the time."

"Mr. May, they are still in kindergarten?"

Chu Xiaoxiao hesitated, and she couldn't let go for a while. She thought about it for a moment and then came up with a new idea, "Then I can't all go to kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, and university?

In this way, no one will miss out and make new friends! "

Chu Xiaoxiao thinks that her idea is very good, as long as she has all of them, can meet old friends, and have new friends, do both!

"..." Chu Xiaoyi was stunned by her wicked ideas. He couldn't help but stretched out his hand and rubbed her little head, cutting off her obsessions word by word, "You, think, get, and be beautiful."

Chu Xiaoyi: I didn't want to go to a school before, but you still want to go to four schools in one go?

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