The Age of Ultron that began with American manga

“Man, if you don’t give me a reason to disturb my good deeds, I’m sure I’ll cut you into eight segments.”

With this unkind voice, mixed with the noise on the other end, cheers and the moans of women, the person answering the phone seemed to be in a bar, or the kind of bar that was not very serious.

This is also normal, Ultron knows this person very well, he does not go to this kind of place, then I am afraid it will be a big event.

“Mr. Wilson, I have a deal to talk to you about.” Ultron said straight to the point, “A big deal. ”

Wad Winston Wilson, or Deadpool is more famous, a guy who only has money in his eyes except his wife, as long as the money is enough, whether it is killing the president or selling his ass, he is a good hand.

“What’s going on with your voice, brother? Was it sulfuric acid poured by someone? So now want to ask me for help with revenge? Wade didn’t care about the big business in Ultron’s mouth, but about his voice.

“You don’t have to worry about the sound, I just want to say one thing, I have a transaction with you for hundreds of millions of dollars.” Ultron had been prepared for this man’s nonsense, so Howe didn’t care about Wade’s ridicule, “This deal has become enough for you to be dashing for a few years even if you pack a dozen street girls a day.” ”

Ultron said very directly, after all, Deadpool is a neurotic with an abnormal brain, if you don’t go straight to the point, this bastard can talk to you for a day without stopping.

“What？” Deadpool’s voice suddenly raised a few keys, and then after a rush of footsteps, the other end of the noisy voice was much smaller, “Hundreds of millions of transactions, you’re not kidding, right?” If you’re here to tease me, you’d better get the cemetery ready and wait for me to cut you into pieces.” ”

“Of course it’s not teasing you, I always mean what I say, if you don’t believe it, you can look at your account first, the deposit has been sent to you.”

As soon as Ultron’s words were finished, Wade heard a ringing on his mobile phone, which was a message from a bank transfer.

“One zero, two zeros… A hundred million?! The eyes under Deadpool’s mask were almost glaring, and his tone couldn’t help but rise.

“This is a deposit, after the task is completed, the checkout is more than ten times the deposit, or even more, how about it, can this money impress you?”

Ultron is confident, to be precise, very confident in Deadpool’s low temperance, and the essential difference between him and other heroic villains is that he has no such thing as temperance and morality in the face of money.

“The deposit alone is 100 million, which is really the largest order I have ever received.” Wade brought the phone back to his ear, “Do you want me to assassinate the president or do you want me to sell my ass?” If you sell your ass, up to ten people at a time. ”

“Of course not, the president and I have no enmity.” Ultron said, “And I don’t think anyone would lust for your rotten persimmon-like ass.” ”

“What I want is to storm a secret research base of the military.”

“What’s the difference between the last rich man’s lover and his wife?” Wade exclaimed, “And you dare to look down on my ass, I tell you, there are more people who want to buy the right to use my ass overnight.” ”

“……”

If it weren’t for business, Ultron really didn’t want to talk to this crazy guy.

Is it honorable to sell your ass? To be so proud and shout out loud is worthy of you.

“Mr. Wilson, this base is a biological research base, and you must have had the same experience and you must be very familiar with the environment inside, so I think you will not miss it.”

Wade was silent for a while, “Dear boss, since I have accepted your commission, don’t talk about attacking the military base, you just let me eat the there, and I will do it.” ”

Hell, I spent hundreds of millions to hire you, can you get something serious in your messy head? Did I spend money so that you sell your ass and eat shit?

Ultron hung up the phone tiredly, which can make an artificial intelligence feel tired, and Deadpool’s mental pollution is simply outrageous.

Now there is only so much he can do in a short time, the three helpers have two brothers and sisters who have a common enemy with him, Deadpool is bought by his money, although there are many potential allies in this world, but Ultron does not have the time to woo these potential allies.

But that’s enough.

The previous plans were basically closely implemented, creating trouble for the Avengers so that they had no energy to deal with themselves temporarily, attracting three people with good strength to increase their power, and the Iron Legion was also racing against time to manufacture.

Now it’s up to the Avengers to deal with all this.