The Alchemist of Harry Potter

In the dormitory, the group of people who just finished astronomy class are now crowded on the edge of George's bed, flipping through "Simple Alchemy" together and discussing the contents of the book.

Albert never thought that "Simple Alchemy" would have such an attraction to the three of Fred. Perhaps, it has something to do with the book's author, Joko, who is a joke shop.

Despite the title of Simple Alchemy, the content of this book is anything but simple for a first-year freshman. The knowledge reserve is not enough, and it is still very difficult to understand and understand the content of the book.

In Albert's eyes, Fred, George and Lee Jordan would show an extraordinary enthusiasm for "Simple Alchemy" because they linked alchemy to Jokowi's joke props.

If an alchemist knew about this, I don't know how he would feel.

Albert had doubts about "Simple Alchemy". The main reason was that after he read the book, the skills related to alchemy did not appear on the panel.

As usual, listening, reading or actively learning relevant knowledge, relevant skills will appear on the panel. No skill means that the book is not alchemy, or the knowledge of alchemy is not enough to form a skill.

While thinking about it, Albert stirred the milk tea in front of him, raised his head to look at the three people who were whispering, and took a sip from the teacup.

That's a good start, probably!

I just pushed them gently, what will happen in the future?

Really curious.

"Aren't you going to eat it?" Albert shook the biscuits he took a bite of and asked, "By the way, do you understand that book?"

"It's barely enough. I didn't expect that Zuko is still an expert in alchemy." Lee Jordan was quite emotional, and being able to publish a book shows that he has a good level in this field.

"I can't talk about it as an expert, but I know a little bit about alchemy, otherwise he wouldn't be able to make those joke props." Albert ate the biscuits in his hand, drank the milk tea in the cup by the way, got up and stretched out Lazy waist, ready to rest.

"You have finished reading that book, cough...water!"

Fred took a cookie from the plate, handed it to Jordan Lee and took a bite, only to choke on his speech while eating.

"After reading it, I will go to the library to return the book tomorrow." Albert poured Fred a glass of water, "I want to go with me when I see it, and borrow it myself."

After taking a sip of water, Fred recovered.

"Okay, I'll go with you tomorrow." George said, he picked up the biscuits from the plate that Lee Jordan handed over, took a bite, thought about it and asked, "Have you thought about..."

"I don't want to." Albert interrupted.

"I haven't finished speaking yet..." George looked at his roommate speechlessly.

"It's not hard to guess how careful you are." Albert's face showed a "don't think I don't know what you're thinking" expression, and reminded, "Alchemy is at least the content of the third grade. It is too difficult for you, I dare say that you may not understand that book."

"I don't believe you don't understand?" Fred pouted.

If you really don't understand it, Albert obviously won't read the whole book, because it's undoubtedly an extremely painful thing to chew on a book that you don't understand.

The guy on the other side obviously doesn't have that kind of hobby.

"Understanding and meeting are two different things," Albert reminded. "Alchemy is not as simple as you think. That book is just a joke."

"We didn't say we wanted to learn alchemy." Fred said slyly, "We just wanted to..."

"Okay, the alchemy you want..." Albert thought for a while, took out a rough cross from the pocket of his robe, and threw it to George, "The amulet I made can protect you from The infestation of dark creatures. If you want to learn, practice the cutting spell first, I am teaching you."

"You're bluffing us again!" Fred couldn't believe it,

"And, don't you think this cross is too ugly?"

Albert said solemnly: "This thing is worth two Galleons."

"Two Galleons." Fred and George couldn't help raising their voices a bit, looking up and down the rough cross, as if to see why this piece of shit was worth the price.

"You can sell it in advance, right?" Li Jordan on the side couldn't help rolling his eyes at Albert after hearing this. After spending a month with him, he also understood a little about his roommate's character. Speaking of flickering Other people's words are six points true and four points false, which can make people who don't know it be fooled for a while.

"That's right." Albert said. "The effect of this thing is the same as the amulet in the book, and it is also made of the wood of the protector tree. Most of the amulets sold in the market are made of the protector tree, so there are many styles and finer workmanship, but in fact it is also That's it."

"Does this thing work?" Fred asked suspiciously.

"On the contrary, the effect of this thing... is extremely poor." Albert said after a pause, "According to the description in the book, just soak the cross in garlic, fish it out and dry it in a few days, and then repeat the process. Pickle a few times and you can get a garlicky cross."

"It's good to pay attention, the cross will be given to me, anyway, you can make a bunch at any time."

"But where do we get garlic?" Fred seemed intrigued, a garlic-flavored cross? I heard that it also has the effect of resisting dark creatures.

"You can record it on the parchment first, and try it after the Christmas holiday." Albert's mouth twitched, he was just joking, but he didn't expect these guys to take it seriously.

He didn't want these guys to make the whole dorm smell like garlic at all.

As for how the twins die when they get home during the Christmas vacation, that's not his business.

"There should be garlic in the school kitchen!" George suddenly said, "Maybe, we can get some from the house-elves."

"If you want to eat garlic, the house-elves will definitely be willing to give you some, but if you let them know..." Albert's face showed a malicious smile, "Even if you are willing to give you garlic, how dare you waste it like this? "

"Okay!" Fred shrank his neck. If Professor McGonagall knew that they were wasting a lot of garlic in the school, the family would have to send a shouting letter to the school.

George thought, "We can get garlic from the kitchen and borrow Hagrid's vegetable field to grow garlic, so we don't have to worry about the lack of garlic."

"That's a good idea!" The others nodded in unison.

What the hell is this!

Albert listened to the three of them preparing to plant garlic, and his mouth closed in shock. For the first time, he felt that his thoughts and his roommates were not on the agreed channel.

"Are you really going to... grow garlic yourself?"

"Of course." The twins said in unison.

"Do you know how to grow garlic?" Albert asked tentatively again.

"I don't know, but Hagrid sure knows."

Albert's face twitched twice, and he didn't ask any further questions. He felt that Hagrid probably wouldn't agree to let them make trouble in his vegetable garden.