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"My wife was fooling around with others at home while I was away, and was caught by me!"

Fa Hai, who had always been calm, was shocked when he heard this, he took a few steps back and looked up at the sky above the house.

In a dimension that cannot be observed by ordinary people, there are two giant snakes entrenched in the sky. Among them, the white snake has a peculiarly shaped ghost-headed lantern in its mouth.

"No, I didn't come to the wrong place?"

After thinking about it, Fa Hai, whose expression had returned to normal, came back to Lu Wu and said slightly embarrassedly, "The donor is joking."

"This is a matter between your husband and wife. It's not easy for me to be a monk."

"Oh." Lu Wu replied, seeming a little disappointed: "Isn't this a strange thing?"

"Then there is nothing else."

"My good wife runs the house well, my sister-in-law is beautiful and lovely, and my business is booming. Now that I lack a child, my life is complete."

Fahai frowned, feeling that something was wrong: "Donor, I don't want to ask you this."

"Forget it, I'll just say it."

"Your wife is beautiful?"

Lu Wu looked vigilant: "What do you mean?"

The action of the scholar in front of him taking a half-step back made Fahai feel offended, especially at the juncture where his **** and demon barrier had not been cleared.

"Donor, I repeat, I am a monk!"

It's okay not to say this, but when I said this, Lu Wu's face was full of contempt: "It's just the flowers that you monks play."

"Besides, my wife is both talented and beautiful, even if the Buddha will bow down under her pomegranate skirt when she sees it, you are just a mere monk."

"Shut up!" Fa Hai's eyes flashed a bit of ruthlessness: "If you insult my Buddhism again, I will smash your body into ten thousand pieces!"

Unexpectedly, Lu Wu replied with a smile: "Great monk, you have violated the precepts."

He stretched out **** and waved them in front of Fa Hai's eyes: "Angry, kill, you have committed two crimes at once."

Unfortunately, his provocation seems to have had the opposite effect.

"Amitabha."

Fa Hai, who was still angry just now, became calm again after chanting the Buddha's name.

"Donor, I won't betray you anymore."

"To tell you the truth, your lady is actually a goblin!"

Lu Wu's face was full of horror, but it was fake no matter how he looked at it: "Ah, no!"

"Donor, don't make your own mistakes!" Fa Hai was a little angry again: "You can see the evil spirits lingering in this place every few hundred miles, so no one will tell you?"

"Oh, it seems there is." Lu Wu recalled: "There was a heavenly master before, and he also said that there were monsters in my house."

Fa Hai's face really looked like this: "What about later?"

"Later..." Lu Wu touched his stomach and pondered for a moment: "Later, I didn't know where I went, but I never saw it again."

"It seems to be an unpopular trail." Fa Hai said arrogantly.

Lu Wu changed the subject: "Master Fa Hai said my wife is a demon, so what kind of demon is she?"

"The thousand-year-old white snake attains Taoism and becomes refined."

"Ah!" Lu Wu's expression was even more exaggerated, and he asked tremblingly, "Then her sister Xiaoqing..."

"Yes, that's also a demon, a green snake with five hundred years of Taoism."

Fahai said in a persuasive manner: "Donor, please think about it carefully. Are there any strange things that you have known and interacted with until today?"

Lu Wu became more and more involved in the play: "But... but their sisters are so good to me, how can they be demons?"

Fa Hai smiled and shook his head: "Donor, this is exactly the power of that snake demon."

"She seduced you with her beauty, and you lost your defense. Finally, she used her magic power to **** all your blood and blood away. Even if the Great Luo Jinxian came down to the world, it couldn't save you!"

Lu Wu recalled that at the end of the night battle last night, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing looked sluggish and weak, and couldn't help thinking, who is sucking whom?

So, he shouted at Monk Hai:

"I am willing to indulge in women's sex!"

Fa Hai's face turned gloomy immediately, staring at the obsessed scholar in front of him like an angry king.

However, seeing that the scholar was not afraid at all, he instead asked gloomily, "After so long, my wife is a demon."

"Then Master Fahai, I ask you..."

"Do you see me... like a human?"

When Fahai heard the flick of the dust, he tied the seal on his hand, and said alertly, "What do you mean?"

Unexpectedly, Lu Wu suddenly changed into an honest scholar again, and said cheerfully, "It's okay, I just want to know..."

"Didn't you say just now that it's not easy for you as a monk to deal with matters between our husband and wife?"

"According to this, my wife is a demon and has something to do with you?"

"You!" Fa Hai couldn't hang on his face, and said angrily: "It's hard to persuade a damned ghost with good words. You seek death yourself, and even a poor monk can't save you!"

Lu Wu crossed his arms and leaned against the door frame: "I live well, so I don't need to worry about the monk."

Seeing that his oil and salt were not getting in, Fahai had to calmly advise him, "Donor, it doesn't matter if you don't believe in poor monks."

"Only on the fifth day of the fifth day of the fifth day of the fifth day of the month, when the sun is at its peak, at three quarters of noon, you should persuade your wife to drink three glasses of realgar wine."

"At that time, it will be clear at a glance whether she is a human or a demon."

"Oh, I see. Lu Wu closed the door in a perfunctory way: "Thank you for your reminder, great monk, come to visit when you have time. "

With a bang, the door closed, and Fa Hai's eyelids jumped.

He could clearly feel that the scholar would not accept his opinion at all, but it didn't matter, he would come again after the Duanyang Festival.

At that time, if the scholar is still obsessed, then he will have to take some measures.

After thinking about it, Fa Hai swung the whisk and turned to leave, chanting in his mouth:

"My Buddha is merciful."

On the other side, Lu Wu returned to the bedroom. As soon as he entered, he found that the two sisters had woken up. At this time, they were hugging each other and playing some games to increase their feelings.

The two dazzlingly white bodies are entangled together, making people's heads dizzy.

"What are you playing, take me one!"

With a strange cry, Lu Wu threw himself on the bed, which resulted in a punch and kick from the sisters.

"Xiang Gong, you are so annoying~"

"Brother-in-law~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You are so bad!"

"You're still called brother-in-law?" Lu Wu grabbed one of the cute ones and didn't let go.

"Oops, Xianggong~"

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Lu Wu looked up on the bed as usual, but the white snakes and green snakes on both sides were out of breath and exhausted.

"Master, who was the one who knocked on the door before?" Bai Suzhen asked lazily, leaning on her lover's shoulder.

"What knocked on the door, who knocked on the door?" Xiaoqing was still a little confused about the situation.

Lu Wu stroked the extremely smooth skin on both sides, and said casually, "No one, just a great monk named Fa Hai."

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