The Almighty Princess is Going To Climb the Wall
Chapter 158 The Funny Queen
The faces of the ministers standing beside Nangong Jin turned pale in an instant, howling in their hearts, why are they so weak? He happened to see Uncle Seventh Emperor being dirty.
But what everyone was more worried about was the child in Uncle Qihuang's arms.
Look at Uncle Seven Emperor's face after being sprayed with shit, and look at the child's chubby little face with a relaxed and happy smile after pulling out a bubble of shit.
Aww~
kid smash! do you know what you did You actually poured your filth onto Nanzhao's most cleanliness uncle Seventh Emperor! And this person is not your own father!
Xiaoshuang and Bifan wanted to laugh when they saw Uncle Qihuang being covered by Xiaodudu. But they didn't dare, so they could only hold back their laughter and hurried to Nangong Jin to pick up Dudu, for fear that if it was a second late, Dudu would be thrown to the ground by this vicious man.
However, when she stretched out her hand, Nangong Jin refused to give it to the child.
"Hurry up and get the paper and clothes. When everything is ready, put the Dudu in the carriage and change it, so as not to catch a cold."
Although there were smelly yellow objects all over his hands, body, and clothes, Nangong Jin, who had always had a serious cleanliness obsession, didn't feel disgusted at all at the moment.
This feeling is really amazing.
At this moment, not only did he not feel dirty at all, but he was rather proud.
His big fat boy is really amazing! Such a small body can actually pull out such a big poop! Sure enough, he is worthy of being Nangong Jin's son!
Ling Han watched from the side, seeing that not only was his master not disgusting, but he looked arrogant. As the number one roundworm in his stomach, he immediately guessed what his master was thinking.
But even if he guessed it, Ling Han felt speechless.
In other words, what does Xiaoshizi shit have to do with being your son?
Why……
The so-called one thing overcomes one thing! Xiaoshizi is completely the master's nemesis!
Xiaoshuang and Bifan opened their mouths together and forgot to move. Looking at their lord with big watery eyes, at this moment, Nangong Jin's image grew taller in the hearts of the two little girls.
In fact, think about it, the young lady is such an exaggerated marriage and childbirth, but since she came to the palace, although the prince and the young lady often quarreled, it seemed that the young lady got her way every time.
this……
Is it a pet? Although it's a bit different, the prince is really kind to the young lady and the little prince.
Let's say that Lu Xiaoxiao followed the queen to Fengyang Palace.
For Lu Xiaoxiao, the queen is Nangong Yunfeng's mother. As a friend's mother, Lu Xiaoxiao still has some good feelings. In addition to Nangong Aofu, the eldest princess who has shown her goodwill to her frequently, Lu Xiaoxiao's lineage towards the queen can be said to be the group of people who feel the best in this palace.
So the queen invited her, and she came generously.
"Xiaoxiao, you are my younger brother and sister after marrying Lao Qi. From now on, you should spend more time with this sister-in-law of this palace when you come to the palace."
"Okay, no problem." Lu Xiaoxiao boldly agreed, but why did she find it so awkward and strange what the queen said? I can't say why it's weird, anyway, it's very polite, but it gives people an uncomfortable feeling.
Her son and daughter feel completely different from her!
"I have already heard about you and Feng'er. It is his blessing that Feng'er can be taken care of by an imperial aunt like you."
This was the second sentence the queen said to Lu Xiaoxiao after entering the palace. Lu Xiaoxiao already understood the meaning of this sentence.
Whether it's the first sentence or the second sentence, it seems to be reminding her of one thing: if you marry the seventh emperor's uncle, you are the seventh emperor's uncle's woman, and Nangong Yunfeng is your own nephew, so don't get involved with him.
"Which green onion is Nangong Yunfeng? Is it the sick guy who kept staring at my sister at the banquet? Huh! How can my sister like him? It's obvious that he wants to get along with my sister, sister." Ignore him, why come to his mother, acting like my sister is going to post him?
I'm so pissed off! In a banquet hall today, so many people gave off a nasty smell, and this Nangong Yunfeng gave off the strongest smell! it stink! "
As a dragon, and a dragon sensitive to all kinds of smells, he is especially sensitive to men who emit hormones towards his sister. So tonight, Tu Tu has already made a list of dangers in his mind.
The first one is Nangong Facial Paralysis, a villain with a double heart! The second most dangerous person was Nangong Yunfeng whom they met for the first time today. The third one is the one doing odd jobs in the shop, and the fourth one is the big red flower.
What's more, this ranking doesn't include the most annoying one, this annoying guy who stays with him every day!
The annoying ghost is just an energy body, he can't feel the annoying smell of the annoying ghost, but he has already listed the annoying ghost as an extremely dangerous person in his heart.
"Emperor's sister-in-law, don't worry, Nangong Yunfeng is my friend, and I should care about him."
Blocking Tu Tu who was running wild in the space, Lu Xiaoxiao concentrated on talking to the queen.
The queen sat on her main seat with an inscrutable look, took a sip of tea, then covered the tea and put it on the table.
This series of actions actually took more than a minute.
In an instant, Lu Xiaoxiao rated the queen as zero.
"I don't know which expert made the medicine that the seventh sibling gave Feng'er, and the hyperbaric oxygen that he gave him to breathe? I want to meet the expert, and I will invite sister Qi Feng'er's illness, don't be stingy in recommending it."
peat!
Does your mouth spit ****? It stinks!
As the queen of a country, she did not believe that this woman could not speak. And her talking like this is so annoying, which is enough to show that this woman doesn't like her.
He doesn't like her, but wants her to help. Ask her for help and still be so arrogant.
Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was really old and Zhao Ritian was gone! All kinds of anger do not come together.
"Hehe, it's really a coincidence. If the empress had made this request a few days earlier, I could have complied. It's just that the person who made the medicine happened to have died a few days ago. After his death, he was burnt to death. The ashes, the ashes were scattered in the moat of the Western Jin Dynasty. If the empress wants to visit, you can go around the moat in the Western Jin Dynasty, the scenery there is very good!"
This was Lu Xiaoxiao's last warning to the queen. At first she called her the emperor's wife, but now she has changed her name to the queen's empress. She hoped that the queen would accept it with a wink. Otherwise this will end...
Even though she was Nangong Yunfeng's queen mother, she, Lu Xiaoxiao, only recognized Nangong Yunfeng as a friend. Everyone else will die.
"A few days ago, the emperor rewarded me with some tributes. Xiaoxiao, you were also born in a wealthy family in the Western Jin Dynasty, so you must have commented on these treasures. You and I are sisters-in-law. As a sister-in-law, I carefully selected some treasures for you." ( hair)
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