The Almighty Princess is Going To Climb the Wall

"But bugs can make sounds, and they can talk, but we can't understand what they say. Your caterpillar can't say anything. Could it be that it's not smart enough? Is it mentally retarded?"

Young Master Yun Xiao's eyebrows twitched fiercely.

What is this all about? To say that his brother is mentally retarded?

Yes, he admitted that his brother is indeed mentally handicapped. Thinking of him being such a noble person, he was not moved by how many outstanding women he faced back then! But his brother is good, he was foolishly sprayed after being manipulated a few times. He's been sprayed twice in ten days. Isn't this guy mentally handicapped?

But how should he explain to Bai Xiaoxiao at this moment?

At this moment, Mr. Yun Xiao felt that his IQ was also affected by his brother, and he was seriously lacking in wisdom.

Finally, after holding it in for a long time, Mr. Yun Xiao's soul popped out a few words: "It...doesn't speak, because it itself does not speak."

"Then what is it for?"

"For spraying water."

If he knew that one day Bai Xiaoxiao would tell many, many people what he said, he swore that even if he was killed, he would not say such unnutritious words.

"Ah! So it doesn't talk!" Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly realized, and asked curiously, "Is the water it sprays that white and transparent thing? This is the first time I mistaken it for urine?"

At this moment, Young Master Yun Xiao's heart was broken.

No one would have thought that such a noble son as Mr. Yun Xiao would one day have a long discussion with a woman on such a "nutritious and in-depth" topic.

He...he really wanted to pass out.

"Really? Really? Why are you silent? Is it the juice?"

Master Yun Xiao took a deep breath, closed his eyes slightly, and gave Bai Xiaoxiao an affirmative answer.

"Oh—!" Bai Xiaoxiao asked again with a teachable look: "Then what does it mean when it sprays water on me? Is it just saying hello to me? Or does it not like me?"

Lu Yunxiao: "..."

At this moment, he really wanted to pass out and not answer this question.

But looking at the way Bai Xiaoxiao stared at him, the thirst for knowledge was very strong. In addition, she blinked her nursing eyes again, and the long eyelashes swept down like a cattail fan, reflecting a beautiful silhouette on the eyelids.

At this moment, Lu Yunxiao felt that he was the frail scholar who strayed into the territory of monsters and ghosts in Lu Xiaoxiao's space in "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".

When he first read the novel, he felt that these scholars were so stupid, and this book was just flipping through in their spare time. But at this moment, he really sympathized with these scholars, and could understand their feelings at that time.

Facing such a goblin, how difficult is it that you can ignore her?

"It...is saying hello to you." Lu Yunxiao found that he had been tossed so hard that even the words spoken by Shenhun were hoarse.

Bai Xiaoxiao smiled happily when she heard it, nodded her brother's head, and said lovingly: "Well, although you are an ugly bug, because you belong to Yunxiao's family, I'll forcefully be your friend. My name is Bai Xiaoxiao, what's your name?"

Seeing that the second child Yun didn't speak, Bai Xiaoxiao patted her head and asked Lu Yunxiao, "What's its name?"

"..." Lu Yunxiao felt that, facing Bai Xiaoxiao all day, her face was so twitched that she almost became paralyzed.

Facing Bai Xiaoxiao's question, Lu Yunxiao said painfully: "I didn't give it a name."

"Ah? Why don't you give it a name? You don't give it a name when it's still growing on you. You treat it really badly."

"..." Lu Yunxiao let out a breath, looking at Bai Xiaoxiao's abnormally well-developed ****, he really wanted to ask shamelessly: Then do you give it a name?

But he is Young Master Yunxiao, so even though he was extremely speechless at the moment, he didn't ask after all.

"You...you can call it Yun Laoer." Lu Yunxiao silently said in her heart: This woman is mine, this woman is mine, this woman is mine! I'm still transforming her, still transforming her, still transforming her! One day, she will no longer be so stupid, no longer so stupid, no longer so stupid!

Then he found his mood suddenly brightened. That's right, there is no one here anyway, and no one heard what they said, and this woman will be his daughter-in-law from now on, so it's really nothing to teach her, this is what he should do.

"Yun Lao Er is so ugly, he is Yun Lao Er, so who is Yun Lao Er?"

Fortunately, Lu Yunxiao couldn't move, otherwise he believed that he would have rolled out of bed at this moment.

"I am Boss Yun."

"But your name is Lu Yunxiao!"

"But it grows on me, so I am the eldest, and it is the second." Lu Yunxiao quickly explained.

Fortunately, Bai Xiaoxiao understood.

Just when Lu Yunxiao breathed a sigh of relief and felt that tonight should end like this, Bai Xiaoxiao said again: "But I still think this name is very ugly, why don't we call it Xiao Yunyun in the future!"

Three black lines fell from his forehead, Mr. Yun Xiao was already on the verge of collapse, but he still said to Bai Xiaoxiao very gently: "Okay, whatever you like."

Bai Xiaoxiao was really happy, and said to Xiao Yunyun: "Xiao Yunyun, did you hear that, you have a name from today. You have to remember that my sister gave you this name. Would you like to thank my sister?"

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

"I know you can't speak, so you can act as a fountain for my sister, and thank my sister on your behalf."

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

Lu Yunxiao: "!!!"

"Hey, Xiao Yunyun, hurry up the fountain! Although the fountain you spray really smells bad, you should be a good boy with good manners!"

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

Lu Yunxiao is dead.

"Hey, hey! Little guy, how can you look like this and thank you sister? Hurry up, this is the first time you have a name in this life, and it is because of your sister that you have a name, so you must thank."

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

Lu Yunxiao continued to pretend to be dead, he really couldn't listen anymore. It's too dirty!

Seeing that Xiao Yunyun didn't respond for a long time, Bai Xiaoxiao pouted, put her hands on her hips and asked, "Xiao Yunyun, are you sure you don't want to thank sister?"

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

"Well, since you don't thank me, I can only thank my sister for you! Lu Yunxiao said that people should be polite, and he asked me to be polite. As his younger brother, you should be more polite Yes. Although you are still young, politeness needs to be cultivated from an early age. Let me ask you one more question: You really don’t want to thank me?”

Xiao Yunyun: "..."

"Then don't blame my sister for tickling you!"

As soon as the words fell, Lu Yunxiao's eyes suddenly opened, and the eyes that could hold the entire starry sky instantly became extremely dark.