The Almighty Princess is Going To Climb the Wall

Lu Xiaoxiao's words were light and light, but they gave people an irresistible pressure.

Master Zou looked at Dudu in embarrassment, his eyes, as pitiful as they could be, were completely begging for forgiveness, forgiveness, and not to kill.

But he had no choice but to take out the paper, not daring to unfold it, and tremblingly handed a piece of paper that looked like dried tofu to Lu Xiaoxiao with both hands.

"What is this?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked while unfolding.

"Yes... It is for the children to write their thoughts on the final exam. Every month for the final exam, the children will be asked to write a copy, so that they can summarize their own shortcomings."

Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at her master, unfolded Dudu's final testimonial, and stared instantly.

Here is what it says -

Final speech:

1. My level is poor and I still want to invite my parents. If you have the ability to come to me, don't ask my parents, you are not good!

2. I clearly deserve full marks, but you don't give me a mark. Are you planning to force my mother to have a second child? To tell you the truth, I am not afraid of your low score, I just want to have a bean sprouts sister!

3. You always ask Duan Geng and those idiots in class if they understand, and they always nod. But if you look at the poems made by that idiot Duan Geng, they are simply unsightly. Uncle, the reason why that idiot said he understands is probably because he pities you because he is old and has a bad heart, so he doesn't want to irritate you. In case you die, his grandfather will have to find a new backer for his great-grandson. So you always stop the fire, don't be so angry when you are old.

4. You asked us to write a final testimonial. Are you sure it's the final exam just now? If yes, I have nothing to say. The only feeling I have about this final exam is knowing how many idiots there are in the class.

5. Don't blame me for being good at composing poems, because if you don't show your skills, you really think that you are awesome at teaching.

After reading this "end-of-semester testimonial", Lu Xiaoxiao is also ahhh.

Everyone thought Mrs. Zou was vicious yesterday, but she really didn't feel that her son was being bullied in this "final testimonial". She could imagine the look of a stalking villain rolling his eyes in anger when he saw this "end-of-semester testimonial".

Seeing Lu Xiaoxiao's expression froze for a moment, and Dudu's expression in a daze, as a qualified villain, Mrs. Zou ignored his fright before, and hurriedly said:

"Ma'am, don't blame Young Master Lu, this, this... It's all my fault. I didn't believe Young Master Lu, and said... that he plagiarized famous masters, which made him angry. It's my fault." It's my fault, but I asked Young Master Lu to make a doggerel and asked him to bring it today. So I dare to assure Madam, you definitely gave birth to an excellent son!"

At this moment, Master Zou absolutely forgot that the doggerel he asked Dudu to write was based on his parents' feelings.

He didn't remember until he had finished speaking, and then quickly bit his tongue, knowing that the blood was coming, and then he trembled in his heart.

As soon as Lu Xiaoxiao heard the doggerel, she immediately knew that Dudu wrote it herself, so she stretched out her hand to Dudu with great interest and said, "Bring me your doggerel."

Dudu twitched his mouth and glared at Master Zou.

Mr. Zou gave a shiver, and then his whole body became ill, and he added fuel and jealousy: "Husband...Madam, this doggerel probably hasn't been written by Young Master Lu yet, let's show it to Madam after he has done it. .”

Lu Xiaoxiao knew something was tricky when she saw the expressions on the two of them, and said, "I heard him say yesterday that he wanted to write a poem and do his homework, so he must have written it. Read your doggerel to your mother and wife."

It's over!

Dudu and Master Zou mourned for themselves at the same time.

"Quickly take out the poem and read it."

Seeing that his mother was so determined to listen, the corners of Dudu's lips twitched again and again, and finally he took out the poem he composed from his schoolbag.

Then, while Mrs. Zou kept wiping his sweat, he read: "Mother is as beautiful as a flower. She is in charge of earning money to support the family. She is good at town house and giving birth to children. Daddy fell down on the bed and is in charge of uhhhh."

After reading, Master Zou wailed, all the blood in his body rushed to his forehead, rolled his eyes, and fell into a coma in the carriage.

Before he fell into a coma, Master Zou realized that sentence again: If you don't die, you won't die!

This Young Master Lu is indeed a talent!

He was able to compose such majestic and high-grade poems, and he was also able to compose such realistic limericks.

But the point is...

Young master Lu, you are too honest, aren't you?

If you are asked to write a doggerel with your parents' love as the background, do you dare not to write about your parents' affairs?

And so realistic.

Mr. Zou felt that he was right to faint.

Otherwise, Mrs. Lu will definitely kill people to silence her.

Why……

This woman is really strong!

Not only is she powerful, but she also has a strong position at home, even in bed **** is so strong!

The sentence "Daddy fell down on the bed, I'm in charge, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses'" has already explained all the status of Mrs. Lu in the family!

This is a family where the woman is above the man.

When he passed out, Mr. Zou was thinking: Who can kill a thousand knives so well, and can take down a woman like Mrs. Lu. Such a powerful woman, even if Cheng Huan is under her body, it is his luck! How happy!

Looking at Master Zou who was unconscious on the ground, Dudu's face changed instantly.

"That...Mother...Mother, I took Mr. Zou out of the car first, I believe he will not dare to manipulate me indiscriminately in the future, so don't worry! Even if you and Daddy are away, I will take good care of Xuan Everyone in Xuanmen, promise not to let them have any accidents. You and dad can rest assured to find things!"

Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was not well at the moment, and Nangong Jin also went out of the mountain directly because Dudu read such passionate poems in front of her master, and appeared beside Lu Xiaoxiao in an instant, and quickly patted her on the shoulder and gave her Shunqi.

While cursing, brat, where did you learn these things all day long, how can you make up random poems? At the same time, I was thinking in my heart, my son is so cheating, so talented, so sharp.

He knew the origin of the poem written by his son, and was deeply impressed by his son's talent.

Although he also felt that it was not good for his son to read this incident into a poem for others to hear, but this poem is a true portrayal of their family today.

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was always angry, Nangong Jin kicked Mrs. Zou, and shouted at Dudu: "Stinky boy, take this master out of the car quickly, and you warn him, if he dares to reveal this poem Go out and say, I will kill him immediately!"