The Analects of Righteous Father’s Collapse

"Four girls, five girls, you have to be embarrassed, grow up and take good care of your brother."

Lai Nan squatted with Xiaoqu, like a doll, and took a small spoon to feed the two sisters with goat milk.

Now that the school is on holiday, Lai Nan has taken over the work of helping her grandmother to take care of the two cousins. She often learns the appearance of her grandmother and instills in her two sisters who may not understand the words to take care of her brother.

"Small treasure is good, you will love your brother when you grow up."

Jiang Lai Nan looks like what he looks like. "Jiangliu" recognizes it when he thinks about it. At this moment, he listened desperately to the other party and called him five girls. In his heart, he silently imagined that all this is a dream.

How could he be born with Jiang Chaonan, how could he become a child of the same uncle who is a waste.

More than how he would be a girl!

I don't want to accept it anymore. After listening to the name that people have recited in so many days, "Jiangliu" can only accept the fact that he has become a five-girl.

However, because he is still too young to turn over and feel the difference in his lower body, he can continue to brainwash himself. Perhaps the five-girl is just a nickname, he is still a man.

"Len Nan is sincere."

When the old lady came in, she saw that she was feeding goat milk to the four girls, and taught her two granddaughters to take care of her brother's Lai Nan. I was very pleased and felt that my educational effect for so many years was still very significant.

For example, Lai Nan, resolutely running her education policy, implementing her educational philosophy, and opening up other things, is the best among all sisters in taking care of her younger brother.

The old lady is also not praised, because she can certainly urge Lenan to continue to improve.

"You have to listen to the words of the two cousins, and take care of your brother later."

The old lady embraced the five girls who were lying in the cradle and thinking about life, picked up another spoon and fed her.

The old lady can take a bite and the "river flow" will spit.

He feels that it is better to die now.

"Why don't you drink, isn't it hungry?"

Pan Xiuluo had some doubts. She could see that Wu Niu turned her head and refused to drink milk. Only when Lai Nan had fed her, she didn’t think much, put the child back in the cradle.

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"Big brother, are you so powerful?"

A group of small radishes headed down the river from the car and then walked back to the village from the station.

Today is the day when they go back to school to get a report. Because it is a primary school, there are still more than one hundred and two grades. As for the senior grade, the double percentage is not without.

But the river is not the same, he is more powerful than the double hundred.

This year's mathematics final exam, after the mathematics teacher came back, added an additional question to the test paper. Because it is an alpha number question, the difficulty is equivalent to the fourth grade mathematics level. The entire second grade is only made by Jiang Liu, so his The mathematics score is 110 points, plus the same full-fledged language, the total score is the first place in the whole year.

The younger brothers were envious of the bad, especially the younger brothers in the same class. When they took the report today, the math teacher spent a half-hour time on the river.

And because of the good grades, Jiang Liu also won the award of outstanding students, the award-winning paper, there are a lot of safflower on it, the wall attached to the home must be very stylish.

There are also three pencils for the first prize, but it is Zhonghua, and it looks good.

"Of course, otherwise how can I be your boss?"

The river carries the chin, and the walking posture shows the demeanor of the king. It seems that he does not feel that his top mathematician's ability has won a group of small radish heads than what is not.

"Boss, I failed the exam this time, can't I call you boss?"

A fourth-grade kid sucked his nose and followed him with a red eye. During the period, Ai Ai asked two papers to the river.

How stupid he is, the boss has tested 110 in mathematics, and he doesn't even have half of his boss.

"According to the rules is like this, but it doesn't matter. When the winter vacation is over, I will finish the winter vacation homework. When I come to give you the change, if you can pass the first test in the beginning of the school, I am still your big brother!"

The fourth-grade kid was a big man, and he was barely able to reach his shoulders when he was two-year-old.

"Good boss!"

Feeling the cordial comfort of the boss, the big man was so excited that he only felt half-squatting and let the boss shoot his shoulder better.

Mindful!

Although there is no such vocabulary in this year, the younger brothers present at the scene looked at this big man who was particularly noticed by the river. The first reaction in his heart was a similar idea.

Especially those who did not take the test this time, I was so annoyed that I didn't think of this trick, or else the people who can get the opportunity to teach the boss personally are them.

Everyone knows how big the boss is, and the elders at the boss's family are more friendly. Especially when the winter vacation is approaching the New Year, the boss's family must have prepared a lot of new year's goods, so that the reason for excuses to learn is not to be able to go to the old.

In this way, sour plum powder, fruit paeonol, toffee chocolate... innumerable snacks can be eaten in the belly.

Lost it!

A group of younger brothers bit their teeth, can't wait to kill the big man with his eyes.

"Boss goodbye, the boss is slow!"

Jiangliu’s home is not far from the entrance of the village, so he was also the first to arrive at home. Before the separation, a group of loyal younger brothers did not forget to bow to the boss and looked at the boss with sincerity.

"puff--"

It’s hard to go home and rest for a few days in the New Year’s Eve, so Jiang Jianjun, who was just getting up in the yard and brushing his teeth in the yard, saw this scene as a military actress. The soldiers sent the scene to the old head of the army and scared the mouthwash with the mouth. Come out.

This is awkward!

Jiang Jianjun was a little confused.

If he remembers correctly, when he went home last time, he also found that the bears and children in the village united to fool his family. How to change his attitude and become respectful.

Jiang Jianjun blinked his eyes. Is it that he slept for too long and was asleep?

"dad!"

Jiang Chuangjun’s crisp shouting made Jiang Jianjun realize that this was not a dream, and he was not sleepy. Everything he saw was actually happening.

"What, how-"

Jiang Jianjun Zhang Dazui, why not come out so.

"Dad, final exam results."

The river rushed out two test papers and handed them to Jiang Jianjun's hand at random. The one that was sandwiched between the two test papers was the one he took.

"110 points, when is the perfect score become 110?"

Jiang Jianjun originally took the cup and the toothbrush. After taking the test paper with one hand and seeing the score above, he suddenly panicked and did not dare to hold the water cup and the toothbrush again, for fear that the water would wet the test paper. .

"Full, full score!"

The surprise came too suddenly. Jiang Jianjun did not remember how many points his son had scored in the last final exam, but he remembered that the score was not good enough.

It’s just that he doesn’t care about his son’s test scores. In his opinion, reading is the function of knowing words. He thought about it for a long time. If his son can’t study, he will take him out after he graduated from junior high school and let him take over. Your own small business.

But not paying attention is one thing, and it is another thing for the son to test the high score.

"There is still a certificate, excellent students, hey, hey!"

Jiang Jianjun looked at the lines of the award, and he was not so happy when he first made money.

"Dad, I also got a perfect score."

Today, I should have a few brothers and sisters to go to school. It was just that when Jiang Lai Nan got up in the morning, she was a little uncomfortable. She simply asked her sister Jiang Shengnan to help her to get the final transcript, and Jiang Shengnan’s class teacher’s summary time was longer. She still has to help her second sister to get a grade report, so it will take a long time to stay in school.

She had a shuttle bus later than the river. When she came back, she just saw her dad holding a younger brother's papers and couldn't help himself.

This makes Jiang Shengnan a little embarrassed, it seems that Dad has never been so happy because of her test scores.

"Good, all good."

Jiang Jianjun took a pocket and grabbed a handful of money in the hands of Saijiang Shengnan: "If you like anything, you can buy it."

For some of his own children, he never squandered this pocket money.

Even when it was time to pay for the money, Jiang Jianjun’s eyes did not leave his son’s papers.

"Dad, you are biased!"

Jiang Shengnan smacked his mouth and twisted the test papers into a ball. Then he rushed into the room and saw that the second sister and grandma who were feeding the children in the hall did not even say hello.

The river saw it and followed the past.

"what happened?"

The old lady felt inexplicably, and looked at the grandson and granddaughter who disappeared into the living room in a gust of wind and wondered.

"Mom, your grandson, my son has a perfect score."

Jiang Jianjun was full of eyes and his son took the perfect score and took the certificate. As soon as the three prostitutes said that he was eccentric, he felt that it would be nice to buy some food.

Besides, isn't he wrong with his eccentric son? He didn't treat this gimmick. Jiang Jianjun also felt that the three nieces had changed their temper and did not feel that they had done something wrong.

"Really!"

Sure enough, he said that Pan Xiuluo was also distracted.

"Hurry and take me to see."

Pan Xiuluo looked at the full score of the paper, and the certificate paper: "My 乖 呦 呦 , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ""

The mother and the son discussed the matter of hanging the certificate. As for the little episode, they were completely left behind by them.

I was puzzled when I heard the "river flow" of this conversation.

Did he still test double hundred when he was a child?

Why didn't he know that he was so cow X?