The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

In a cave illuminated by fire.

Gululu... it's the sound of lava bubbling.

Cracking... is the sound of magma exploding.

The little fat man Wang Yuanbao and the ancient immortal master squatted beside the scorching lava river, looking together at the white mist that blurred the boundary between the real world and the dream.

"What's going on?

"Dreams and the real world are starting to connect?"

Bee Ancient Immortal shook his head.

"I don't know either.

"How about you reach into this white mist and try?"

The little fat man looked at the white mist on the banks of the magma river and frowned.

How is it possible to try this?

If something goes wrong, does he still need this fat, white hand?

He was about to reject the master when he raised his head and saw the master's old eyes. After looking into each other's eyes, he was in a trance for a moment, and as if by mistake, he stretched out his fat white left hand and agreed to the master.

"OK!"

Bee Ancient Immortal grinned, took out the reddish-brown anti-scald ointment, and applied it to his apprentice's hands.

Then he watched the apprentice kneel down on the shore, slowly reach down, carefully avoid the magma, and reach into the white mist...

Silently, the hand reached in.

Silently, the hand came back again.

He still looked fat and white, and he was still wearing anti-scald ointment, and there was no change.

crackle...

The magma exploded, and a drop of magma splashed and landed on the back of the little fat man's hand. It was blocked by the anti-scald ointment and smoked.

The little fat man flicked his hand and threw the ointment and lava back into the river. The back of his hand was still white and fat, without any injuries.

He stood up and returned to his original position, as if he had forgotten what had just happened, and his eyes became clear again.

Joy appeared on the old face of Bee Ancient Immortal, and his cloudy eyes shone with light.

He immediately knelt down and stretched out his hand... It was an old hand, shriveled, slender, full of wrinkles and age spots.

He reached down with his hand, into the white mist that blurred the real world and dreams, and touched it lightly with his fingertips.

The little fat man Wang Yuanbao also lay down to watch.

"Master, what do you want to do?

"Are you going to reach out to this world?"

Bee Ancient Immortal smacked his lips.

"I want to give it a try."

With a serious look on his face, his old and slender hand suddenly thrust into the white mist!

Whoosh!

The next moment, his color suddenly changed!

The old face turned red, the eyes popped out, the face was distorted, and he said...

"Fuck!"

He suddenly retracted his arm, and his hand was gone. Only his wrist was left, exposing the flesh, flesh and bone stubble, as if it had been chewed off. The blood was dripping and dripping into the lava river. "Sticking, stinging" appeared. cigarette.

Tears burst into his eyes instantly.

"Ouch!"

The other hand, covering the broken wrist, began to roll on the ground, like a gourd rolling on the ground.

"It fucking hurts me so much!"

Wang Yuanbao squatted beside him, dumbfounded as he watched the magic unfold.

what happened?

The ancient immortal master wanted to reach out to this world, but his hand just disappeared?

Can this hand still grow?

What should he do?

Looking for medicine?

But he didn’t even recognize the ancient immortal’s medicine.

…

Under the dark clouds.

The smoke has not yet dissipated over the canteen in Fox Mountain.

In the main hall of the cafeteria, most of the fox apprentices had finished their meals and were queuing up to leave... Before leaving, they could get a snack at the entrance of the cafeteria.

Black Eyes and Black Nose, who were in charge of the cafeteria, guarded a huge bucket at the entrance of the cafeteria. The bucket is filled with drunken dates, which are sweet and fragrant and have an elegant taste.

"Ouch!"

The person who is responsible for distributing black eyes uses a small copper cup to hold three drunken dates.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

The fox apprentice who received the drunken dates used a small kettle hanging around his neck to catch three drunken dates. With a "thump" sound, the drunken dates fell in.

…

"Ouch?"

Fat Youyou poked her head out of the queue, looked at the snacks in front of her, and smiled!

It likes to eat drunken dates!

The line is getting closer and closer.

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

Boom, boom…

The senior brother in line in front of Fat Youyou got three drunken dates, put them into a small kettle, and happily rushed out of the cafeteria.

It was Fatty Youyou's turn. She had already grabbed the small kettle around her neck, unscrewed the lid, and handed it to the black eye.

However, holding the copper cup with dark circles, it seemed that he did not see Fat Youyou, or that he subconsciously ignored Fat Youyou, and handed the copper cup to the person behind Fat Youyou, and to the person behind Fat Youyou...

Forehead……

Fat Youyou has droopy ears and a lonely face.

That's it again!

I don’t know why, but its presence in Fox Mountain has always been very low!

Often inexplicably ignored!

For example, at this moment, the dark circles under my eyes were spreading out, but I ignored them inexplicably...

"Ouch..."

Um?

Several foxes in the field frowned, and following the sound, they saw Fatty Youyou.

"Ouch?"

Dark circles are so embarrassing!

It has ignored Fat Youyou many times.

At this time, he was full of apologies and stepped forward to hug Fat Youyou and comfort him. Then he put four drunken dates in a small copper cup and handed it to Fat Youyou.

"Ouch!"

...I secretly compensate you, don’t tell anyone!

But when he saw Fat Youyou, he took out his own small water bottle, the loneliness on his face was wiped away, and he happily took the drunken dates.

It hugs the dark circles under its eyes and pats its chest.

"Ouch!"

... Don’t worry, brothers, you won’t be seen!

This is its unique advantage... no one can notice it, and if it eats more, it will not be discovered.

This is indeed the case. Although Fat Youyou took an extra date, the brothers in line behind him didn't seem to notice it at all.

In the cafeteria, Bai Mo, who was sitting at the dining table and drinking porridge, noticed the scene at the door and couldn't help but twitch his lips... This is not the first time that Fat Youyou has been ignored by the cafeteria, nor is it the first time that he has been compensated by the cafeteria. , I have become fatter and fatter as I eat, and my belly has become rounder and rounder. Fortunately, his spiritual consciousness scanned it and confirmed that it was still in good health, so he just let it be.

…

Under the dark clouds, a piece of the vast medicinal field.

One after another "living thorn cactus" is gently swaying with the mountain breeze.

This cactus is extremely sensitive and will retract its thorns when slightly stimulated or threatened.

And Fat Youyou, who is carrying a bronze machete, works exactly to pick thorns from these cacti!

call……

The strong wind blew, and the finger-sized thorn retracted with a "swish" sound.

call……

After the strong wind dissipated, the finger-sized thorn slowly came out again.

But the strange thing is that Fat Youyou was clearly right in front of the cactus, smiling crookedly and raising the machete, but the cactus just didn't notice...

Click!

Fat Youyou raised the knife with his claws, chopped off the big thorn, and picked it up into a small bamboo basket. His fat face was slightly raised, full of pride.

In Fox Mountain, only it can do this job!

This is its unique skill!

Although it doesn't know, what's the principle behind this? For what purpose?

Anyway, just carry the knife and chop everywhere. These living thorn cacti are afraid of the wind, but Fat Youyou is completely unaware of it and does not dodge or dodge.

…

Time passed little by little.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, and dusk is approaching.

Every living thorn cactus in the field has only new or old holes left, and no thorns left.

A total of hundreds of thorns that had just grown out today were chopped off by Fat Youyou and put in bamboo baskets.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

Before it was time to eat, Fatty Youyou threw the small bamboo basket aside and found an open space to lie down, lying on his back with his fat belly bulging out, to rest first.

He took off the small kettle on his neck and poured the fourth jujube into his mouth. He squinted his eyes and slowly tasted the sweetness while holding the jujube in his mouth.

There is a small cactus next to it. It has not had time to grow thorns, but it is round and slippery.

Fat Youyou felt so comfortable that she stretched out her front paws to explore and play with the little cactus.

"Ouch?"

When did this little cactus grow?

Is it also a live thorn cactus?

Fat Youyou suddenly realized that there was no such thing in his medicine field before?

Just grown out?

How long will it take for it to grow thorns? Can you contribute to Fox Mountain?

call……

Suddenly, a strong wind blew a leaf and fell towards the little cactus.

Snapped!

The leaves suddenly fell apart, turned into pieces, and flew into the air.

"Ouch?"

Fat Youyou was stunned.

What just happened?

It didn't see anything clearly. Why did the leaves that fell on the little cactus break?

call……

At this moment, a stronger wind blew, and a piece of tile fell high in the air and fell towards the little cactus.

Fat Youyou watched helplessly as the little cactus deformed suddenly and quickly, popping out a huge thorn thicker than a fox's paw, spinning at high speed, like an electric drill, to meet the flying tiles!

Buzz!

There was a crisp sound, and the tiles were drilled to pieces, with fragments and debris flying everywhere.

The electric drill protruded by the little cactus was "buzzing" and spinning at high speed. It probed left and then again. No enemy was found, so it retracted.

The entire little cactus returned to its original flat appearance.

Fat Youyou's eyes widened and she shivered, but she tried her best to keep her paws steady and not to shake... because her paws were still touching the little cactus, which was only a few centimeters away from the electric drill... but its presence was too strong. Low, the little cactus hasn't noticed it yet.

It shivered, moved its front paws away, rolled its fat body, and quickly moved away from the cactus.

"Ouch?

"Ouch!"

Its face was full of fear, its mouth opened, its eyes widened, and its ears stood up!

What's this?

Aren't all living prickly pear cactus cowards? How could they mutate into such an aggressive cunt?

It picked up the small bamboo basket next to it and ran away with a "swish" and rushed up Fox Mountain!

Scared the fox to death!

It's going to find the master!

…

Dusk is approaching and many foxes have finished their day's work.

At this time, people gathered in the live thorn cactus field to watch the master and this mutated little cactus.

Bai Mo stood in front of the mutated cactus, but saw that it was so small that it was not as big as a fox's head.

The spiritual consciousness spreads out, explores it, and finds that it has indeed mutated!

"Throw a brick!"

Fat Youyou next to you immediately picked up a brick and threw it...

But before it could be hit, the little cactus had already deformed. It pulled out the "buzzing" high-speed rotating electric drill bit and fiercely faced the brick!

Buzz!

Click!

Amidst the loud noise, the bricks were drilled into pieces, and crumbs and fragments flew everywhere.

The fox disciples who were watching all widened their eyes.

"Ouch?"

"嘤嘤嘤?"

"嘤嘤嘤?"

Bai Mo thought for a long time and slowly recalled a situation mentioned in ancient books.

“This… seems to be reverse evolution.

"The living thorn cactus is a very timid plant. If there is any disturbance, it will retract its thorns to protect it.

"As the saying goes, things must turn against each other... This mutated electric drill cactus will dig out the electric drill at the slightest disturbance and drill the intruding object to pieces!

“And judging from its performance, it’s quite powerful!

"You can't buy such a powerful electric drill in this world."

After all, this is the top-level fairy grass in Sequence Eight. Adding mutations, it can be regarded as sequence seven!

All the fox disciples nodded and looked at their master with admiration. Master knows so much!

Bai Mo looked at the fairy grass and Pang Youyou, feeling very happy.

“Fortunately, it was Fatty Youyou who discovered it.

“Pang Youyou’s sense of presence is too low, it cannot detect Fat Youyou.

"If it were another apprentice, I'm afraid he would have already failed..."

Bai Mo squatted down, igniting a thin layer of elixir fire in his palm, as if wearing gloves, inserted it under the little cactus, dug it out, and carefully pulled out its roots.

But I saw that this thing was not big on the ground, but its root system underground was extremely developed, and it was a big thing!

"Bring a flower pot, fill it with pot soil, and I'll plant this electric drill cactus in it first."

…

Night falls.

In the main hall of the Fox Mountain dormitory, Bai Mo was sitting on the bed, writing a document on his tablet computer, recording the "electric diamond cactus" he discovered in the past few days. This thing has never been seen in the literature. It must have slowly appeared after tens of millions of years of variation. It is of great research value.

Not far away, the apprentices formed a large circle, guarding the electric diamond cactus in the flowerpot, and were lining up to challenge it one by one with their claws...

Black Ear, who was at the front of the queue, stretched out his front paws and approached slowly...

Buzz!

Before the claws could get closer, the electric drill bit poked out, spinning crazily and making a "buzzing" sound!

The fox apprentices who were watching were immediately excited, raising their front paws and jumping up and cheering!

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

After the black ears, there are white ears.

It did the same, carefully reaching up with its claws to fish out the electric drill bit.

Buzz! !

Amidst the frantic rotation of the electric drill, a group of foxes once again raised their paws and jumped up and down cheering.

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

All the foxes were lining up to play with it, and they were all very excited.

But none of the foxes noticed that Fat Youyou didn't line up from beginning to end. Instead, he squatted next to the electric drill cactus, stretched out his paws, and groped around on the cactus!

It can't catch the electric drill... After all, its presence is too low. The brothers and sisters can't notice it, and neither can the cactus!

It's a bit depressing that it can't fish out the electric drill like other brothers.

But none of the other brothers can touch the cactus. Only he can touch it, and it makes him very happy!

…

On the bed not far away, Bai Mo frowned.

Fat Youyou's ability to "reduce the sense of presence" seems to be becoming more and more exaggerated and perverted recently.

Even if I search with my spiritual sense, I can't find anything wrong... This guy eats a lot, sleeps soundly, and is healthier than anyone else.

"Let's continue to observe."

Out of habit, Bai Mo opened his palm again, and the white mist that blurred dreams and reality appeared in his palm. Through this white mist, he looked at the Fire Toad Balloon.

"Well, everything is fine."

Adjusting the angle of view and looking down from high in the sky, I saw that through the clouds, I could see outside the crater. The committee's checkpoint had been completed and was a row of seven or eight houses.

“What a high efficiency.”

Forehead. . Today’s update is still 4,000 words long, so I’m entitled to ask for leave. . . .

Organize your thoughts throughout the day. It took me a long time to create the character of Fat Youyou at night. . .

Normal updates will resume tomorrow!

The dog author apologizes to all book friends!

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