The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

boom! boom! boom!

…

Gunshots rang out outside the window, and the sound was endless!

Big eyes held the gun, squinted, and looked out into the air through the cracks in the window.

"Ouch?"

Its left eye can indeed catch bullets flying by in the air!

Whoosh!

It jumped on the dining table, keeping its body in the shadow and not being exposed to the light outside the window... This is an essential skill for a sniper, and it was something it learned from movies.

It looked downstairs and saw that the target had already rushed into the side door, was about to turn, and was about to disappear behind the door.

It turned its fat body sideways, held the gun with two claws, tilted its fat head towards the body of the gun, closed its right eye, and aimed only with its left eye, aligning the barrel with the enemy.

I feel a little nervous again...are the brothers and sisters watching it?

It guessed it right!

In the main hall of Fox Mountain dormitory, the foxes who had just fallen asleep were called out by the master one after another. They gathered together, Fox Mountain and Fox Sea, and looked at the scene in mid-air. They saw the aiming postures of the big and small eyes, and saw the big and small eyes turning again. The tail is stretched out in front, and the big tail is used as a cushion for the gun.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

They all got excited and jumped up and down with their front paws raised!

When they saw in the picture, Big Eye's shoulders and the barrel of the gun were in a straight line, pointing out the window, downstairs, and the fleeing enemy, they all felt anxious in their hearts... Why don't you shoot? The enemy will disappear from sight soon?

…

The big and small eyes are still aiming!

It can clearly see its front paws shaking, the hair on its front paws trembling, the muzzle of the gun circling around the enemy's figure, and the bullets flying in the air. Bullets shot from the rooftop.

But it also saw a very short future, and saw that in the future, the bullets flying down from high altitudes would be dodged by the enemy. One will break the floor tiles, one will hit the iron gate of the side door, and one will scrape the flying shoelaces of the enemy as they run...

It also saw that in the short future, its muzzle was trembling, and for a moment, it was pointed at the enemy and the target... Then, it is now!

Click!

Its fox claw pulled the trigger.

Click!

The hammer of the gun hits the primer of the bullet!

boom!

There was a loud noise from the barrel of the gun, and the warhead roared out!

Sa!

The warhead almost drew a straight line in mid-air and missed other bullets fired from the rooftop!

The enemy has already rushed into the side door, and there is only one running foot left in the field of vision. He is about to leave...

Poof!

The bullets with big and small eyes are shot into the enemy's ankles, causing blood to fly and flesh to burst into pieces!

Plop!

It was the sound of an enemy losing balance and falling behind the side door.

Bai Mo grinned and touched Big Eye's head.

“Great, it worked, well done!

"Hahaha."

This guy is really a decent sniper.

"Uh-huh-huh."

Big Eyes put down the gun and didn't bother blowing away the smoke from the muzzle. He squinted his eyes and rubbed his master's hand with his head.

This time, Master saw it, and all the brothers saw it, and it finally proved itself.

Thinking of this, it quickly waved its front paws and gestured.

“Yingyingying!

"嘤嘤嗷嗷!"

...Ask Master to send it back to Fox Mountain quickly. Don’t rush to eat fried chicken with Master today. It wants to go back immediately and enjoy the applause and cheers of the brothers!

Bai Mo laughed.

"Alright."

A cloud of white mist rose up under his feet, and he saw Big Eyes posing as if he was blowing a gun, wagging his tail, and staggering in.

…

After seeing off Big Eyes, Bai Mo stood by the window, and sure enough he saw two ropes hanging from the rooftop. Two figures carrying sniper rifles, grabbing the ropes, rappelling from his window... It was Ren Zhenzhen and Fatty Xiao. team leader.

The two men rushed downstairs with a "swish", then raised their guns and rushed out of the side door. They saw the enemy lying on the ground, one foot was bloody and bloody, the ankle was broken, blood was dripping all over the floor, and the body was motionless. , just twitching slightly, and seemed to have fainted from the pain.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The fat man team leader ran forward, stepped on the enemy's back, and pointed his gun at the back of the enemy's head.

"Quickly, notify Captain Zhang to arrest him!

"Bring an ambulance."

Ren Zhenzhen called immediately.

"Hey, Captain Zhang?

"We caught the enemy at the east gate of the family courtyard of the Printing Factory on Laodong North Road, but the enemy was shot and bleeding severely. You bring an ambulance to arrest him.

"ah?

“I don’t know.

"Uh-huh……

"Okay, don't worry...

"Waiting for you!"

After hanging up the phone, Ren Zhenzhen looked at the fat captain.

"Captain Zhang asked just now, who shot this shot?"

ah?

Who hit it?

Captain Fatty and Ren Zhenzhen were both stunned.

Just now, the two of them fired wildly, one shot after another. They thought they would miss, but they were almost anxious... but suddenly there was a shot out of nowhere, breaking the enemy's ankle!

"This question... is very embarrassing."

The fat captain frowned in thought.

Hitting this critical shot is a very important thing. It is related to performance, evaluation, military merit, and subsequent ranks and resources...

He wants the credit.

But if you say that you take it directly... it's not that appropriate.

He looked at the criminal's other good foot.

"Anyway, this guy is a capital offender, otherwise...it doesn't matter who shot that gun before.

"You give him the other foot and another shot.

"Even if one of us is shot once, the credit will be shared equally?"

Ren Zhenzhen looked at the fat captain and the criminal on the ground. He saw that the criminal seemed to have suddenly woken up and was twitching violently...

She twitched her lips.

"Captain, are you serious?"

…

At the dining table, Bai Mo listened to the sounds in the corridor outside the door, and his consciousness came out, and he realized that people from the Immortal Arts Committee came to pick up Xiaobao and her son.

"oh?

“It really should be picked up.

“It was a coincidence that I was targeted by a child thief.

"Being targeted by child thieves twice in a row, even if it is a crime, it has connotations.

"But now that the committee has picked people up, there's nothing to worry about anymore."

Since the age of magic, there have been many strange little cases. The vast majority of them are Sequence Nine shrimps and miscellaneous fish who are causing trouble, and the Immortal Arts Committee can treat them submissively.

Bai Mo didn't bother to think anymore, turned on his phone, and was about to order a takeaway when a message popped up.

[Xiao Mo, have you been busy lately? 】

[Long time no see, let’s have a meal and catch up on old times! 】

"Huh? It's been such a long time."

The sender of the letter turned out to be Bai Mo's old colleague, Mr. Chong.

…

Flower and bird market.

In Mr. Chong’s shop.

Bai Mo sat on the chair and looked at it quietly.

But I saw that this store is quite spacious, with high shelves, and is decorated with frosted stone slabs to create an ancient atmosphere. The furniture was arranged with a bronze table, a bronze lamp stand, a bronze lamp cavity... Two pillars of sandalwood were lit, and several gauze curtains were used to cut the space, which was quite a bit of a show-off.

Big Eyes came back to the world again, now squatting on Master's lap, waiting to eat with Master. Sometimes he tilted his head and snickered, as if he was still recalling the cheers and screams of his fellow apprentices just now.

As for Mr. Chong...he was discussing business outside the gauze tent.

The guest was a fat black man in a suit and leather tie, with a fat head and big ears, and a sinewy face. He looked like a big brother who had just come ashore. But at this time, sitting in front of the bronze table and opposite Master Chong, he had a pug-like smile on his face, his body bowed slightly, and his tone was very humble.

"...I was introduced by Lao Zhang.

"Lao Zhang, Zhang Qianyuan, he said he is very familiar with you, do you remember?"

Opposite the bronze table, Mr. Chong, wearing a Tang suit, leaning on a chair, wearing sunglasses, looked so lazy that one could not tell whether he was asleep.

The voice is also light.

"What? Thousand yuan?

“There have been a lot of random people coming to my door recently, and I’m old and can’t remember them clearly.

"What's the matter with you? Just tell me."

The fat black man said quickly.

"Recently... I always feel like there's a sinister wind in my home! I want to buy a bug from you to bring back to the house!"

Mr. Chong twisted his mouth.

"oh.

“Buy a bug-controlled house?

"I'm full of crickets and stuff. I can't keep the house in check. I'm sorry, but you can leave."

The fat black man reacted instantly and slapped himself in the face.

"Hey! Look at my mouth! Hehe!

"Please give me a worm! Please give me one from you!"

Hearing Fatty Hei change his words, Master Chong was quiet for a moment.

He straightened up and his eyes behind his sunglasses seemed to be sizing up the fat man.

After looking at it for a long time, he took out something from his sleeve, reached out to the bronze table, spread his palm, and showed it to the fat man.

The fat black man took a closer look and was immediately stunned... This is too big!

It turns out that in the palm of Mr. Chong’s hand, there is a ladybug, as big as a coin, a round and huge ladybug!

Moreover, Ladybug’s black back has golden runes!

The fat black man couldn't understand the runes, but he instinctively felt that the runes were very mysterious and full of ancient meaning!

He was very sensible and immediately took out a thick red envelope and placed it on the table.

Seeing that Lord Chong was motionless and Ladybug was motionless, he very obediently took out the second one.

After waiting for a moment, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, sweat broke out on his forehead, and he took out the third one.

At this time, Mr. Chong shrugged slightly, and the ladybug in his hand flew up and landed on the top of the fat man's head.

…

Behind the green gauze tent.

The corners of Bai Mo's mouth twitched.

I heard that some old supervisors with rich construction site experience can tell whether the project quality is up to standard by touching the red envelope.

When you come to Chongye, you have more experience, and you don’t even need to touch it. He could tell by just looking at the red envelope whether the housekeeper could be invited to leave.

At this time, he heard outside that Master Chong was already giving after-sales instructions.

"...Remember, the insect you invited away is not an immortal at all!

"It's illegal to get involved with immortals and make money, and we won't do anything illegal!

“This ladybug is not involved in immortality.

"It's big because...because it likes to take hormones!

"There are runes on the back, but they are definitely not natural... Remember, I painted it on it!

"No matter who asks, you always say this, remember?"

Fatty Hei is also a man. He knows that transactions involving immortals are illegal. Hearing Master Chong's words, he instantly understood.

At this time, he nodded repeatedly and thanked him profusely.

After exchanging pleasantries with Mr. Chong, he carefully and shakily went out with the ladybug on his head.

…

The green gauze curtain was opened, and Lord Chong walked in, holding three thick red envelopes, his old face smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Xiao Mo, I've been waiting for a long time!

"Today is also a coincidence. Just after I made an appointment with you, a fat pig came to your door.

"It just so happens that I have enough money for food, hehehehe!"

Mr. Chong slapped three thick red envelopes.

“The weather is so hot, let’s eat some king crab sashimi to make matters worse.

“Order him a few more bottles of foreign wine.

"Order the 1982 Lafite and mix it with the 2020 Sprite, hehe.

"It's ill-gotten wealth anyway. You can't keep it, you must spend it as soon as possible."

Bai Mo hugged his big eyes, got up with Master Chong, and headed to the hotel.

At this time, he twitched the corners of his mouth with a strange expression.

This money is said to be ill-gotten gains... which is not wrong.

Because what Mr. Chong sells is not fairy beasts or Gu insects at all.

Lord Chong was right when he said that this thing was not related to immortality.

Master Chong said that the thing grew up on hormones and the runes on the back were painted on it... Actually, he wasn't talking nonsense.

…

Golden Emperor Hotel.

The box was splendid and brightly lit.

On the dining table, a variety of lobsters, abalone, sea cucumbers, Wagyu beef, ham... are piled in a dazzling array.

Lord Chong's crickets are gnawing inside a conch the size of a human head.

Big Eyes was at the dining table, holding a typhoon shelter lobster sprinkled with minced golden garlic and chewing it one bite at a time.

Bai Mo wiped the minced golden garlic from its mouth, and his spiritual consciousness whispered to it.

"After you finish this meal, don't tell your brothers when you go back to Fox Mountain!

"If the brothers and sisters want to eat, Master can't afford it."

Big Eyes finished chewing a big lobster, threw away the shell, and licked its front paws.

When I heard Master's message, I immediately patted my chest and gave Master a "don't worry" look!

Then he went to the dining table, brought a plate of Eastern Star Spot, and started to hold it with his paws and put it in his mouth.

Mr. Chong next to him was drinking wine, leaning forward and sighing softly.

"Is this delicious?

"Is there anything delicious?

“A meal is worth tens of thousands?

“I think the taste is very ordinary, not much different from the simple meals at home!

"It's just a consumerism trap."

Bai Mo twitched the corner of his mouth.

If the old man hadn't had his mouth full of grease when he said this, and hadn't been so strangled that he burped several times in a row... He would have almost believed it.

After the two of them finished their meal, they drank some wine and chatted.

“Alas, this Immortal Arts Committee is not very reliable either.

“Recently, a large number of committee members have been recruited. If they have any cheap cases, they no longer turn to our group of experts.

“Are you saying that the committee thinks it’s too expensive to give us subsidies and doesn’t want to use us?

“Are they strapped for cash and out of money?”

Bai Mo thought about it and felt that it was really possible.

He leaned back on the chair and sipped the red wine in the glass... I have to say that this worldly wine tastes good and has a lot of ingenuity.

“Every time experts are dispatched, they have to pay subsidies, which is really not cost-effective.

“We, the experts, are just emergency jacks when the committee is weak.”

The two of them sat on chairs, surrounded by a table of delicious food, with the air conditioner blowing on, drinking wine and chatting. It was very comfortable.

Suddenly, I heard a commotion outside.

"Leader, please stop!

"This is our distinguished guest, can you wait a moment..."

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

"We are checking the VIPs!"

But it was a rough voice, pushing the waiter aside, and then creaking, pushing open the door of the luxury box.

Then I saw a large crowd outside the door. The immortal arts committee members were wearing black uniforms, some were armed with guns or knives, and their expressions were solemn.

The leader, who was defended by many committee members, was Zhang Shan!

He held his head high and looked into the private room with a fierce look on his face!

"snort!

"Give it all to me...

"well?"

He suddenly froze when he saw the fiery red fox beast holding a large piece of wagyu, Bai Mo on the chair holding a drink, and Master Chong wearing sunglasses, looking towards him with a puzzled face.