The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

Time passes day by day.

The night in Fox Mountain was as dark as ever.

The strong wind outside the dormitory hall was howling and whimpering as always.

In the dark hall, Bai Mo sat on the bed, looking at the text on the tablet computer, quickly turning the pages, and flipping through the documents he had transcribed in the past few days.

“Hmm…not much information.

"What does this mean, the ancient immortal's daily life?"

In the past few days, the Fox Mountain excavation team has completed the excavation of the execution ground swamp and went to the opposite side of the swamp to start digging again. It seemed to be a residential area, and the documents unearthed were of relatively low value.

But Bai Mo was not careless at all, so he copied it down and read it bit by bit, hoping to pick up some useful phrases.

Black Gloves sat in Master's arms, holding the tablet with his head as a stand.

The eyes are looking towards the choir in the distance!

After a period of practice, the choir has changed.

But I saw more than a hundred foxes, divided into several groups, surrounding dozens of human-headed mushrooms, singing the "Fox Threat Song"!

Black Claw stood in the circle, with his fat belly sticking out, his head raised, holding a baton, his beard trembling slightly, very proud.

The baton waved up and down, drawing wavy lines.

The choir then spoke in unison, followed the conductor, and sang not very pleasantly.

"嘤嘤嗷~"

"嘤嘤嗷~"

This part is the prelude to the fox's threatening song, which is mainly sung a cappella by the fox.

Hearing this prelude, the large group of brothers and sisters who were watching, although their eyes were shining, raised their front paws above their heads and covered their ears... This prelude is not good to listen to, and it will make the fox upset!

The dozens of human-headed mushrooms surrounded by the choir had even more distorted faces, full of pain.

Black Claw stood in the circle, his baton suddenly raised!

The brothers and sisters who were watching immediately blocked their ears with their fox claws. This part was even harder to hear!

It turns out that the threatening song enters the chorus and the instruments begin to play...

Big Ears holds the sheep's head guitar and plucks the strings with his paws.

Buzz~~

Special strings, specially tuned sounds, plus specially practiced techniques!

Wherever the sound waves went, the faces of the mushroom heads in the field suddenly became distorted, their eyes widened, their nostrils turned up, the corners of their mouths pulled, and their faces turned into painful clowns!

The round ears held the deer-head violin, and the bow pulled and rubbed the strings. The sound of the piano resonated in the deer's mouth. The sound waves blasted out from the deer's mouth and hit dozens of mushroom heads!

Woo~~

The mushroom head in the field suddenly had a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, the corners of the eyes were cracked, the corners of the mouth were torn, the mouth was twisted to the level of the ears, and the nose ran between the two eyes!

Star Claw and Moon Claw stood on both sides of the leopard-headed cello. One held the strings and the other pulled the bow. With a round belly, the fox's face was full of seriousness, staring at Black Claw's baton, according to muscle memory. , complete the performance!

The resonance chamber of the leopard-headed cello began to vibrate slightly, and finally let out a low roar!

Ouch~~

Dozens of mushroom heads in the field suddenly began to tremble violently, trembling faster and harder, twisting, deforming, bursting, exploding... Bang! Snapped! Snapped! In the voice, heads exploded to pieces!

A song of intimidation was played.

Black Claw retracted his baton, put one paw behind his back, covered his belly with the other, and bowed... Although his belly was round and it was a little difficult to bend down, he still had to bow!

The choir members followed suit and bowed.

The onlookers looked at the choir, the musical instruments, and the exploded mushroom heads all over the floor. They all raised their front paws, jumped up and down, and started cheering!

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

Fox Mountain has another special power!

The intimidation song that the ancestors had been thinking about was completed in the hands of Master and in their generation!

…

The weather in Xizhou City is getting hotter and hotter. Even after early morning, there are already non-stop sounds of "Cicada" and "Cicada" outside the window.

Bai Mo was sitting at the dining table, holding fried skewers, turning on his phone, and looking at the school opening notice.

The day after tomorrow, school will officially start.

"I have to report, have a physical examination, get teaching materials, get training uniforms, apply for hot water cards, hold class meetings... so many things? It's so troublesome!"

Suddenly, a message popped up on the phone. It turned out to be a group belonging to Class 3 and 5.

[Have you bought your computer? 】

[I built a divine ship and am waiting to go to the university dormitory to have fun, hahaha]

【Tongshen Ship】

[I bought a rice ultrabook and went to college to pretend to be a fruit notebook hehe]

[Family members, stop doing these useless things and prepare insoles for military training first...]

In this group, people like Zhang Jian and Fang Yuan are spreading messages like crazy, as if they don’t want any money.

Bai Mo grinned and was about to exit when he received another message.

[You have been invited to join the group chat "Xiancao Experimental Class", you and the people in the group chat...]

Bai Mo took a look and saw that it was the admissions teacher who had pulled all the students from the Xiancao experimental class into a group.

"Oh? This group...doesn't anyone talk?"

Compared to Class 3 and Class 5, this group was horribly cold. No one said a word or even showed an expression.

Bai Mo looked through the group member list and found Yang Zhan and Yang Wan.

I also saw an acquaintance...Wu Qingyun!

"Why is she here?

"Are the results enough?

"Special enrollment?

"If Wu Jianxian sent his granddaughter to this fairy grass experimental class, does this class have any connotations?"

While Bai Mo was trying to figure it out, he saw an admissions teacher suddenly send a message in the group.

[Good morning, classmates. The mothers of Yang Zhan and Yang Wan in our class have proposed to treat the whole class to a casual dinner at the Golden Emperor Hotel. She has booked a private room for today at noon]

[Something happened in a hurry, and neither Yang Zhan nor Yang Wan could go.]

[Can other students go? If you can go, 1 will be deducted]

"1" was immediately replied to below.

Bai Mo twitched his lips. It turned out that these guys were all diving. After a closer look, there were fifteen people who had replied, not including Wu Qingyun.

Bai Mo was about to exit the group chat when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

"Hello, Baigou Logistics."

White Dog Logistics?

Bai Mo frowned, he didn't buy anything!

He got up and opened the door, looked at the delivery address, and it was his home. The recipient is Bai Mo.

I signed it and took it home.

There are two boxes in total, both of them are huge!

Open the largest one first, tear off the tape, open the carton, and reveal the packaging box inside...

"well?"

Alien Laptop!

"This...i9, 4080, 32G memory...this configuration...this model...this style..."

Bai Mo opened the Baigou shopping app and checked.

“Twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine?

"Who bought it for me?"

Just as it was strange, I suddenly received a call from Master Chong on my cell phone. After connecting, I heard the old man's hearty voice.

"Hey hey hey, Xiao Mo, did you receive your school opening gift?

"What a coincidence, in the past two days, there have been quite a few people sincerely inviting fairy insects, hehe.

“I don’t know much about computers, so I just bought one with a similar price.

"I also gave you a watch, right?

"When you go to college, you still need to wear a watch. It's easy to pick up girls!"

Bai Mo twitched the corner of his mouth, thanked him, exchanged a few words, and hung up the phone.

Then I tore open another box, and it turned out to be a mechanical watch. The price on the Baigou platform was more than 30,000 yuan.

"It doesn't matter, I remembered the favor. There will always be a time to return it."

It doesn't matter if it's a mechanical watch or something. The key is the computer... Bai Mo has never used a notebook, let alone such an expensive notebook!

At this time, he moved quickly and opened the package, revealing the light white shell of the computer.

“It looks quite sci-fi!

"The blue one is the running water lamp?"

Just as he was about to open it and take a look, he suddenly heard another knock on the door.

"Is anyone home?

"We are Shunfeng Logistics and have your express delivery!"

ah?

More?

Bai Mo went to open the door, verified the recipient's information and name, and took the express delivery back.

Or two boxes, one big and one small.

Open the big one to reveal the packaging box.

"Fruit Computer?"

Then open the small one to reveal the packaging box.

"Fruit tablet?"

Who sent it again?

Bai Mo casually tore open the package of the computer and immediately twitched the corner of his mouth.

There are laser words on the computer's silver-white metal casing...

"Study hard and make progress every day. Don't fall in love during college."

After the words, there is a signature..."Your dear Sister Shake".

Su Yaoyao!

Then unpacking the tablet, and sure enough, there are the same laser words on the back of the rose gold casing.

Bai Mo was speechless. He took out his mobile phone and wanted to call Su Yaoyao, but he saw that she just called her.

"Hello? Expert Baimo, have you received the school-opening gift I gave you?

"Hahaha, it's not actually a school gift. I used the money from treating you to dinner to buy a computer and tablet.

“I customized laser lettering on it!

"You take it to college. If the little girls see it, they won't have any ideas about you, hahaha."

Bai Mo thanked her seriously, said a few words, and hung up the phone.

He sneered and found the bonus fruit sticker from the packaging box...

Snapped!

First, stick a piece of paper to cover the laser words on the computer.

Snapped!

Paste another piece to cover the laser words behind the tablet.

Click!

Take another photo and send it to Su Yaoyao.

Then he stopped paying attention to the messages she sent frantically.

After unpacking a bunch of packaging, put on the new watch, activated the new computer and tablet, held the tablet, and placed the computer on the coffee table.

Bai Mo was a little worried for a moment.

"Would it be too heavy to bring both of these to school?"

He grinned.

I decided to take the aliens to Fox Mountain. After all, this computer has stronger computing power and may be useful for some research in the future.

At this moment, there was another knock on the door.

"Hello, is anyone home?

"Fast delivery in the same city!"

What is it again?

Bai Mo stood up and opened the door. After confirming, he took the goods back.

But what was delivered this time was a paper bag containing a set of facial cleanser, moisturizer and facial mask.

"cosmetic?

"Who sent it?"

Bai Mozheng was surprised when a video invitation popped up on his phone and someone called him a WeChat video call.

After the call was connected, it was Fang Xiaoyu whom I hadn’t seen for a long time!

She was sitting in the office, her face was much thinner, her two dark circles under her eyes and her messy hair on her temples showed the exhaustion of this period of time.

"Expert Baimo, have you received the gift I gave you for the first semester of school?

"Easy to use!

"Take good care of yourself and try to lose a bunch of beautiful girls in college!"

Bai Mo sat on the sofa and looked at Fang Xiaoyu on the screen and the pile of cosmetics. Although the pile of cosmetics were unopened, he had reason to suspect...

"...Isn't this something you can't use up?"

At the other end of the video, Fang Xiaoyu was instantly nervous.

"nonsense!

"How can it be!"

Bai Mo picked up the facial cleanser, looked at the instructions, and smiled narrowly.

"But these are all unisex models."

Fang Xiaoyu blushed and whispered.

“I bought it during the June 18th event!

"I bought two sets, one for you and one for me, which is just enough for full discounts."

Her eyes widened again.

"Stop being so troublesome!

"If you don't want to, just send it back to me!"

Bai Mo had no need for such a thing, but he remembered the favor and said with a smile, "Of course I want it, if you don't want it in vain."

Although Fang Xiaoyu is nominally Bai Mo's secretary, as Bai Mo's work in the committee has become less and less, she has been moved to other positions, and now she is exhausted from various administrative tasks every day.

Bai Mo was already very grateful that she could remember that Bai Mo had started school.

The two of them exchanged a few words before the phone on Fang Xiaoyu's desk rang.

She frowned.

"Which nudge is calling again? It's really annoying!

"I'm going to answer the phone. Expert Bai Mo, you should be busy too. Let's talk some other time."

As she spoke, she reached for the phone receiver.

Bai Mo nodded in response.

But a second before the video hung up, I saw Fang Xiaoyu's hand reaching for the phone receiver, and a hand made of a folded talisman suddenly appeared next to it, floating in the air!

It's exactly the same as the hand at the Golden Emperor Hotel!

This hand pinched Fang Xiaoyu's hand, pinched her white and tender little finger!

"ah……"

Before a scream could be heard, the video call was cut off.

The white ink changes color instantly!

He sat on the sofa, looked at the phone screen coldly, looked at the video call that had been hung up, and uttered four words coldly...

"How dare you!"

This Sequence Seven Talisman Master had only dealt with criminals before. Bai Mo could still be patient and ignore him.

But now, he actually pinched Fang Xiaoyu's fingers?

Bai Mo looked at the facial cleanser Xiaoyu had just brought in his hand, and his face became colder.

“Moreover, this bitch has begun to break through the bottom line.

"He is no longer satisfied with criminals and has begun to attack ordinary people!"

White mist rose under Bai Mo's feet, and two fox apprentices ran out of it.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

It's a black glove carrying a small bronze medicine box.

"Ouch!"

It's Scud wearing a life-saving vial.

Bai Mo touched their heads.

“You two, put on your invisibility cloaks and make a quick trip to the committee.

"There is an urgent mission."

…

The already busy committee building was now even more chaotic!

Footsteps, cries, shouts, phone rings... it's a mess!

"Quick, quick!"

"Don't be afraid, don't be anxious."

"The materials department is coming."

Jingle bell bell bell…

The security guard, the director of the secretary's office, and committee member Gu Lin all came to the corridor, hurriedly and with panic on their faces!

Fang Xiaoyu was carried on a stretcher and rushed to the elevator!

Commissioner Gulin called the president to report the situation.

"……right!

"Yes!

"There were no signs at all, I don't know why."

On the other end of the phone, President Chen Shu’s voice was very bitter.

"Experts previously concluded that the person who broke off the criminal's little finger was probably the mysterious alchemist.

“He must have needed some kind of medicine, so he kept breaking off the criminal’s fingers.

"This time, could it be that...he couldn't find a suitable finger among the criminals?

"well……"

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