The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

In the dark dormitory hall.

With a black nose and dark circles under his eyes, he carried a cauldron and came to the edge of the hall "humming hummingly".

Put it down with a "bang" sound.

When I opened the lid, I immediately heard the sound of "sizzling" bubbles and smelled the aroma of sweet and sour wine that spread throughout the hall.

In the main hall, in circles, those who brag, those who throw pots, those who practice martial arts... all turned their heads and looked over with dark red eyes.

"嘤嘤嘤?"

"Ouch?"

What's this?

But he saw the master walking to the side of the cauldron and grinning.

“I’m happy today, everyone comes to have a drink!

"This is the newly brewed plum sparkling wine that has been brewed for more than a month. Come and drink it!"

Bai Mo is indeed happy.

Counting the time, it’s time for the Dark King to start drinking medicine, right?

He took a small cup and filled himself with wine.

"No one can drink more, you can only drink this one drink!"

…

"Can I drink it?

"Has it been tested?"

In the dark thatched house, the fat Lord of Darkness stood in the corner.

Ancient Immortal Yuanshi held the Coke bottle and frowned slightly when he saw the glowing liquid inside.

With two fat men standing here, the straw house seemed quite narrow.

The Dark King spoke.

“I had my men try it and let them put a drop in their mouths.

“It’s really not poisonous, and they become smarter after drinking it!

“The idiot who was originally a chicken and a rabbit in the same cage and couldn’t understand, suddenly can solve Mathematical Olympiad problems!”

Ancient Immortal Round Stone frowned.

"oh?

"Can you become smarter? The effect is right.

“We didn’t get the fairy grass that can make people smart before.

“But the good things in the fairy grass come from the students after all.

"We go directly to the students and deliver the goods directly to the source. There are no middlemen to make the difference!"

The Dark Lord grinned.

"Master, do you still understand the jokes of this world? It's quite trendy."

Ancient Immortal Yuanshi grinned, unscrewed the cap of the bottle, handed it to his mouth, took a small sip, then frowned and began to feel the effects of the medicine.

After a while, he smiled.

"Yes, this is the effect!

"The goods are right!"

The Dark King was completely relieved.

My subordinates have tested it, and so has the master, which shows that the medicine this time is really fine.

After drinking this medicine, he will temporarily become smarter, and he will be able to learn the Tapeworm Sutra and complete the third practice!

He immediately turned around, stepped into the big bucket in the corner, squatted down, and looked at the tapeworms swimming in the water.

"Master, let's start!"

The ancient immortal was also full of expectations and personally poured the medicine into the upturned mouth of the King of Darkness.

Gududududu…

Most of the bottle of liquid was drank in one gulp.

The ancient immortal stood outside the barrel, hands behind his back, head raised, triumphantly, and began to explain the tapeworm sutra.

"... There are nine routes and thirty habits for tapeworms to enter the body.

"Each route has twenty-seven forks.

"Every fork in the road..."

Lord of Darkness in the Barrel, listen with your ears open.

He could feel that his head was hot and his thinking speed was obviously faster. He could follow the master's lectures, he could listen clearly, and he could understand!

His eyes were uncontrollable and turned around, faster and faster!

"...the nature of tapeworms is that there are fourteen that they like and sixteen that they don't like.

"These fourteen likes are..."

As the Lord of Darkness listened, he felt that his head was turning faster and faster, his eyes were moving faster and faster, and he even felt that the master was speaking too slowly and speaking too slowly.

His head was getting hotter.

Like an overloaded machine!

"...Tapeworms like blood and energy to spin, but this spin has thirty-four specialties..."

As Gu Xian was talking, he suddenly saw white smoke starting to come out of his apprentice's head?

"well?"

The apprentice's scalp turned red.

Like a pig's head, cooked?

"Cooked?"

The disciple's skin and flesh were actually torn to pieces!

Bah, bah, bah...

A piece of the apprentice's scalp rotted off and fell into the bucket, causing splashes.

The bones of the apprentice's head were exposed, and the wound was still smoking.

The apprentice's eyeballs detached from their sockets and slipped.

And the apprentice's remaining eye is spinning rapidly! Like a machine out of control!

Ancient Immortal Pebbles suddenly changed his expression!

"Grass!

"poisonous!"

…

The main hall of Fox Mountain was completely dark.

Bai Mo drank a little wine, savoring the sweetness and sourness of the plums, the fragrance of the wine, and the light bitterness.

The apprentices held small wine cups one by one and danced around the master!

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

They circled around and around!

They formed a small circle and formed a large circle!

They shook their heads, swung their tails, and there was a trace of drunkenness in their dark red eyes!

Master is happy today, so they are happy too!

Bai Mo drank all the wine in the glass.

"Like stealing chickens?

"Do you like to go to Xizhou University to cause trouble?

"Do you like being the boss?

"Like being a bitch?

"This time, I'll see if you die!

"Or...how much can your ancient immortal master do to help you?"

…

In that thatched house.

Gu Xian looked into the bucket and saw that his apprentice's only remaining eye was spinning like crazy!

Looking at the disciple's skin and flesh in the bucket, it looked like it was cooked, like it had been boiled to pieces, and pieces of it fell off!

His face was frightened, his eyes were sad, and he was extremely anxious!

"No!

"no!

“What the hell will I do if you die?

"You can't die!

"I will die for you!"

After the words fell, Ancient Immortal Yuanshi suddenly untied his greasy and dirty robe, revealing the inside of his robe!

Although he looks fat, there is no flesh and blood in this robe, only rotten bones!

The ribs were covered with cracks, mold, and scars, as if a mass grave had just been dug out.

He jumped towards the bucket, towards the apprentice who was dripping meat, hugged the apprentice into his robe, held him in his arms, and hugged the apprentice's fat head.

"I will die for you!"

…

The sky was overcast.

The wind howled on the ground.

Zhang Shan and Lu Yang carried a stone slab to the river and splashed water to wash away the mud on the stone slab.

"Alas, in this world, I have become a captain and a leader.

"I came to Dreamland and had to do this kind of physical work."

Lu Yang grinned.

“Who the hell isn’t!

"The gap in status is a bit big, hehehehe."

The two were chatting and laughing when they suddenly saw the door of the thatched house not far away opening.

Master Yuanshi Ancient Immortal, tightly wrapped in a dirty and greasy robe, stumbled over.

They didn't dare to speak, they just exchanged glances.

What's going on here?

They have never seen the ancient immortal look like this!

When Gu Xian approached, they suddenly saw that one of Gu Xian's eyes flowed out from the eye socket, connected by a thin black tube, and drooped on his face.

Gu Xian's other eyeball was spinning like an out-of-control machine!

The skin and flesh of Gu Xian's head cracked open, revealing the bones inside.

Zhang Shan was keenly aware that there was no blood in the ancient immortal's skin and flesh. The color of the bones is not right either?

Then I saw this ancient immortal stumbling into the river. With his whole fat body, he pushed the golden mountain and jade pillar and fell into the small river.

Plop!

Amidst the sound of water, waves splashed.

The ancient immortal's body was just a black shadow in the water, quickly sinking to the bottom and disappearing.

Zhang Shan and Lu Yang looked at each other, dumbfounded... What is going on?

Gu Xian was fucked?

How could the ancient immortal be made to look like this?

The two of them retreated silently, farther away from the river.

He peeked his head secretly into the river again, wanting to see what was going on.

"Is he really dead?"

Behind them, a greasy fat man's voice suddenly sounded.

Just as he was about to look back subconsciously, the fat man held his head down one by one.

"Don't look back.

"You will die after looking at my face."

With a flick of his fingers, the fat man locked the blood in Zhang Shan and Lu Yang's bodies, turning them into stiff sculptures. Although he looks like a fool in front of the mysterious alchemist, and although he is regarded as the grandson of the ancient immortal master, he can still handle Zhang Shan and Lu Yang easily.

He poked his head and looked towards the river.

"Die for me?

"died?

"Really dead?"

A smile appeared on his face.

“Hey hey hey.

"If he is dead, am I the biggest in this dream?

"I……"

The fat man looked at the slates that Zhang Shan and Lu Yang had not cleaned, the river, and the ruins in the distance, and his smile became even brighter.

Suddenly, he saw bubbles in the river and slight waves in the river... The smile on his face disappeared in an instant, the corners of his eyes drooped, the corners of his mouth drooped, and instantly turned into a sad face.

Then I saw a black shadow, slowly getting bigger in the river, and slowly floating up.

Then they saw the bald, fat ancient immortal whose robe was soaked crawling out of the river again.

The King of Darkness changed his face again, beaming with joy instantly, and the cheers were full of surprise.

"Master, you are indeed fine!"

Ancient Immortal Yuanshi had an indifferent expression on his face. He looked at Zhang Shan, Lu Yang, and the King of Darkness. There was a strange look in his eyes, and he spoke coldly.

"What can happen to me?"

He strode away, calling to the Dark King, and they headed to the thatched hut.

Zhang Shan and Lu Yang's bodies were stiff, but their eyes were moving anxiously.

Everything that just happened was too strange and strange for them to understand!

But both of them noticed that the Ancient Pebble Immortal who fell into the water and the Ancient Pebble Immortal who crawled out of the water seemed different?

The King of Darkness following the Ancient Immortal of Round Stone could not help but tremble.

His eyesight is even more poisonous! He could see that this new round stone ancient immortal looked the same as before... but in fact, his skull was half a centimeter shorter and his scalp was half a centimeter taller than the previous one! The thighs are one centimeter longer and the hips are one centimeter higher!

what happened?

Is this still the original round stone ancient immortal?

He was confused and confused when he saw the Ancient Immortal of Pebbles in front of him, turning around and smiling.

"My master died for you once.

“You must remember this debt.

"Someone is spying on me as a teacher.

“This is between me and him.

"Also, apprentice, I will tell you...

"The ancient immortal cannot be killed!"

…

In an office with clear windows.

The poison master Wang Crocodile sat behind his desk, opened a bottle of red wine, poured himself into a crystal glass, shook it for a moment, looked at the hops, and took a sip.

"The King of Darkness, can he become stronger again?

“The weights on our side have become a little heavier again.

"So, what to do?

"What's the benefit?"

He put down the glass and looked at his hands, his fingers.

There are scars on this hand, including burn scars, knife scars, chemical corrosion scars, and a bullet hole scar with irregular wrinkles on the round edges, looking like a chrysanthemum.

"Hey, it's been really hard for me these past few years."

Suddenly, his eyes froze.

"well?"

His gaze stopped at the little finger of his right hand.

There was a green seed inside his fingernail!

Rough fingernails can't stop the greenness of her face.

When did the seeds go in?

He didn't notice it at all!

"this……"

He stretched out his hand to touch the nail cap, touching it through the nail... Suddenly his fingers felt numb.

This kind of seed actually took root, took root, and sprouted inside his fingernail!

The tender green buds grew rapidly, emerged from between his nails, and continued to grow and grow, blooming with double flowers!

A flower bloomed with an eyeball inside, staring at him.

A flower opens with a mouth inside and begins to speak.

"what goes around comes around!

“It’s not that I won’t retaliate, the time has not yet come!

"My boss said it!

“You have sinned so much that you will never live!

“But I can bring a copy of the dream document every day to continue my life!

“If you have documentation and sincerity, you will live!

“Without documentation or sincerity, you die!

“From now on, don’t do bad things!

"When will today's documents be available?"

The Poison Master King Crocodile trembled and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

When did this happen?

Was he discovered?

Sure enough, it was still too bold!

You shouldn’t go to Xizhou!

"The King of Darkness...he..."

The Poison Master King Crocodile smiled bitterly.

“He’s going to love his life.

"I'll live for a few more days first!"

He took out a notebook from his office drawer.

Open the book and show one page to the flower.

There was a Sequence Seven document on the page... He didn't recognize it, but he used his terrifying memory to memorize it.

Then I saw the eyes in the flower were scanning around.

Huazhong opened his mouth.

"If you can survive until this time tomorrow, it means that my boss recognizes your sincerity."

As soon as the words fell, this eye and mouth, two flowers with parallel stems, grew in reverse, retracted the calyx, retracted the buds, retracted between the fingers, retracted into the nail caps, and turned into green seeds again.

The Poison Master King Crocodile wiped the sweat from his forehead again, looked at his fingers and seeds, picked up the wine glass on the table, and drank it all in one gulp.

He sighed, spitting out a mouthful of wine.

"Hey, I wonder how many days I can drink this wine?

"Damn it, if you can drink it, it's a day."

…

Fox Mountain, dormitory hall.

The disciples were still jumping and dancing happily all over the hall.

"嘤嘤嘤!"

"Ouch!"

"嘤嘤嘤!"

Bai Mo sat on the bed and continued to study the issue of automated mass production of pesticides and fertilizers.

A cloud of white mist floated in front of him, and in the white mist was a note written by King Crocodile.

"This... is such an ugly word."

The writings on the documents excavated from the ruins were originally damaged and blurred.

The seven characters in the sequence that Wang Crocodile wrote from memory were once again distorted.

Double distortion, extremely difficult to recognize.

Bai Mo frowned, trying hard to identify.

After watching it for a long time, I slowly understood it.

“His Dreamland Immortal Sect is really completely different from Fox Mountain.

"This article actually talks about refining medicine from the human body?

"Using a human as an alchemy furnace, feeding people various medicinal materials, and waiting for the human body to automatically produce the medicine?

"It's quite worry-free."