The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher

Is this crazy and irritable netizen really not a pure troll? Really works?

In the video, the naughty little crocodile 88 has a sharp voice with a bit of a drake voice.

"Silly dogs, have you seen it?

"Your grandfather and I practiced this myself!

“This bottle of mine cannot evaporate into medicinal gas, so I can’t even say it’s 50% as good as a big shot.

"But it's more than ten times stronger than the pig urine refined by Zhang Ye."

After closing the video, netizens still commented and cursed below.

[A bottle of green soup, you dare to call it Huaxue Powder? 】

[My cucumber milkshake is greener than yours. Can I also call you a stupid dog? 】

[You’re not fooling people with a bottle of laundry detergent, are you? 】

Ordinary netizens can’t tell whether it’s true or false, which is normal. In other words, there are not many people in this world who can distinguish between true and false.

Bai Mo rolled out the skewers with one hand and scratched the screen of his phone with the other, continuing to scroll down the posts.

As expected, the vast majority of netizens did not believe in "naughty little crocodile 888", and they all criticized and sarcastically attacked "naughty little crocodile 888".

until……

[This netizen, you are welcome to submit the refined medicinal soup for inspection. You can find the nearest fairy magic committee]

[If this is really the Blood Transformation Powder, we will invite you to join the Fairy Arts Committee]

As soon as this post came out, the comment area was immediately cleared. No one was vomiting sweet things anymore. Instead, there was a shock.

【What the hell? 】

[What does Professor Zhang mean? 】

[Could it be that it really turns blood into powder? 】

[Professor Zhang himself has come to an end! That’s what I said! Pretty close, right? 】

【real or fake? 】

[Do you really know how to practice? 】

[Is he really good at fucking him? 】

【6666】

【Ha ha ha ha】

Netizens' opinions suddenly changed, because the person who asked Naughty Crocodile 888 to submit the medicinal soup for inspection was nicknamed [Xianju Committee, Shangjing Federation, Zhang Ye]! It was Professor Zhang who was angrily criticized by the naughty little crocodile 888!

I dotted Professor Zhang's profile picture with white ink and looked at the gold V certification given by the community official, and I couldn't help but smile "hehe".

He picked up the meat skewers, licked the sesame and cumin from the corner of his mouth, and continued to turn down.

Naughty little crocodile 888 comments.

[Professor Zhang, I can’t do it, I’m a fugitive! If I go to your Fairy Arts Committee, wouldn't I just fall into a trap? 】

Professor Zhang immediately replied in a long paragraph.

[Sir, our Fairy Arts Committee now has a recruitment policy]

[If you have committed some minor crimes in the process of cultivating immortality, it is not unforgivable, and please feel free to surrender]

[We will help you compensate the victim and impose penalties in the form of "control" or "criminal detention" based on your crime]

[During the period of "control" and "detention", you can also help the Fairy Arts Committee with its tasks. If you perform meritorious service, your sentence can be reduced]

[When you finish serving your sentence, we will incorporate you into the establishment and give you the status of the Immortal Arts Committee, allowing you to restart your life]

oh?

Recruitment?

Bai Mo read this article and understood for the first time that the Immortal Arts Committee also had a "recruitment" policy.

Netizens left messages one after another.

[Professor Zhang, please scroll forward. He just scolded you. Do you still want to recruit him? You can have some snacks]

[Hahahaha, Professor Zhang is so generous! 】

[Professor Zhang achieves great things regardless of trivial matters]

[It feels good, surrender, @Naughty Little Crocodile 888, even if you have committed a crime before, after surrendering, you will be detained for a few years, and you will be punished for your crime. If you finish your sentence early, you will be able to have a plan to reach the end of the universe! 】

…

Bai Mo picked up a skewer of grilled saury and nibbled on it while reading the post. Judging from the Huaxue Powder refined by "Naughty Little Crocodile 888", he is most likely a Sequence 8 [Soup Man]. If you can recruit someone to the Fairy Arts Committee, then the Committee will indeed make a profit. Compared with the gains, the few scoldings Professor Zhang received were nothing.

Continue to scroll down the screen, skipping the replies from the netizens, and then see the video sent by the naughty little crocodile 888.

Click to open. In the video, there is still the same dark hand, gently shaking the glass bottle and the green medicinal soup inside. The duck-voiced laughter was full of sarcasm.

"What, Zhang Ye, you kid, want to recruit me?

“Hahahahaha!

“Stupid pig! Stupid dog!

"Have you forgotten that you almost died in my hands a year ago?"

The video suddenly rotated and a dark face appeared in front of the screen. The smile was twisted, the eyes were bloodshot, the big yellow teeth were bared, and the expression was full of ridicule.

Bai Mo turned off the video.

"Who is this? So ugly."

I continued to swipe down the screen and saw that the netizens who had commented were quite surprised.

[Fuck, I was scared to death]

【Why is it him? 】

[It turns out to be this guy]

[Looking for popular science, who is this? 】

A netizen immediately posted a link below. Bai Mo clicked to enter, but there was a wanted order.

[Wang Gu, 38 years old, is from Dan Dao, Sequence Batuang, has a bachelor's degree in chemical engineering, and once worked at Jianxiang Chemical Plant in Beichuan City. Use alchemy to make poison and set up a sales network. Extremely dangerous...]

Bai Mo suddenly remembered that he had seen the ranking of living alchemists before. The number one among them is this king crocodile! Today I saw that the Hua Xue Powder he refined was really above Professor Zhang.

But if you're making poison...can you recruit someone?

Bai Mo returned to the post and saw netizens' comments.

[It turns out to be Breaking Bad. He didn’t have to recruit people]

[He can only be shot eight hundred times]

[Today’s post was funny, and netizens laughed at it. Professor Zhang asked for help, but it turned out that person was Breaking Bad]

[ @Fairy Arts Committee, hurry up, trace the IP address and catch him! 】

While Bai Mo was eating fish, he looked down and saw no more reply from Professor Zhang. But I saw the naughty little crocodile 888 posted another video.

Open it and take a look. The video shows a rain forest and a gurgling river. King Crocodile from Breaking Bad, wearing tattered work clothes stained with mud, sat on a stone by the river, stuck a fish on a branch, and roasted it black on the bonfire. He spoke in a rather fanatical voice, "Big Brother" , can you see this video? I really admire you! Do you want to join my team? You will be the boss and I will be your servant!"

Bai Mo pouted and turned off the video.

As a very large organization that spans the real world and the dream world, Fox Mountain has a very high threshold for entry, and not just any scumbag wants it. Although the Alchemy Master of Sequence Eight is already considered very advanced in this world, to Bai Mo, he is still considered useless.

Continuing to read, the post has been locked by the administrator and cannot be replied to.

Wang Crocodile's account "Naughty Little Crocodile 888" has also been banned. When you click on his personal homepage, you only see a big "404".

After exiting the post, the post cannot be clicked to enter again and it will display "Deleted by the administrator".

The Fairy Arts Committee must have deleted the post because it was too embarrassing.

Bai Mo grinned, feeling that he understood.

Just as I was about to turn off my phone, another message popped up. It turned out to be Fang Xiaoyu, who sent over several screenshots.

[Look, Professor Zhang just made a big joke]

[He wants to recruit King Crocodile, hahahahaha]

[The post was deleted, but someone took a screenshot, and it went viral within the Fairy Arts Committee]

Bai Mo had just read it, but now he thought of another question.

[Does the perverted Talisman Master I discovered a few days ago, who is a student butt, also comply with the recruitment policy? 】

Fang Xiaoyu took a while to reply.

[At present, it seems that it is consistent]

[What he committed is considered a crime of personal injury. If he is found guilty, he will be given a very light sentence. I estimate that it is probably a two-year control period, and the sentence can be shortened by meritorious service]

Bai Mo sighed. The matter of "recruitment" is understandable. Today's Immortal Arts Committee is not that powerful, nor is it that tough. The policy of recruitment and security can turn the enemy into one of our own, which is a very wise choice.