The ancient immortal revived, and ten thousand foxes worshiped me as their teacher
Chapter 529: Block Claw Showtime
"Ouch!"
The ramen shop was noisy and lively.
Jimuzhao squatted on the bench next to the bar. He raised his paws and flicked his neck, then put a bunch of salt-grilled birds into his mouth. He squinted his eyes and ate with a face full of happiness and joy.
There are already a lot of bird burning sticks in front of it!
All kinds of beef, pork bones, barbecued pork, soft-boiled eggs... I ate seven or eight bowls!
As for the noodles that it doesn’t like, it actually ate a bowl of it... I can’t help it, it’s really a bit salty to eat the stewed noodles dry!
Another plate of ten skewers of roasted birds was presented to him. He was satisfied, squinting his eyes and patting his belly with a smile.
...70% full!
Bai Mo was beside him, drinking soy sauce tonkotsu ramen together with Fang Xiaoyu and Wu Qingyun, and he was also very happy.
But looking around, I felt a little awkward when I saw other customers looking at me from time to time.
"How about we eat quickly?
“It’s a bit stressful!”
Wu Qingyun didn't quite understand.
"What pressure?"
Fang Xiaoyu explained.
"The pressure of plainclothes bodyguards..."
Although Bai Mo is not a star and doesn't make much public appearances, his popularity has remained high for no reason, and he is particularly famous in Kyushu!
Then he saw a little girl in school uniform running from a distance, passing by the plainclothes bodyguard who hesitated but didn't reach out to stop her, and ran to Bai Mo.
"Are you an expert on white ink?
"I like you very much!
"Can you sign your name for me?"
She looked forward to it and took out a small notebook and pen from her pocket.
ah?
Bai Mo was quite embarrassed.
He is not a celebrity and does not have a stage name. If he signs randomly, it may cause some confusion and trouble.
But if you refuse directly, will it have a bad impact in public?
"Forehead……"
Fang Xiaoyu and Wu Qingyun next to them were also embarrassed.
All the eyes in the store were directed at him.
The little girl's eyes were big and bright, full of respect.
Behind the kitchen door curtain, the shop owner was holding the camera and hesitating.
Right now!
The little fox on duty at the pharmaceutical factory stretched out his claws and took out the ink pad from Fang Xiaoyu's bag. He opened the lid of the ink pad and pressed it lightly with his fox paw.
Finally, on the notebook given to the little girl, I gently pressed a plum blossom-shaped fox paw print!
"Ouch!"
It puffed out its chest and belly, raised its chin, and waved its hand to the little girl, indicating that she could leave.
The little girl was stunned for a moment, sweetly said "thank you", then turned and left.
As for the other customers, they were about to make a move when they saw the chubby red fox suddenly squinted his eyes, made a tigerish face, and his expression suddenly turned cold!
Only then did they remember...that fox was a fairy beast!
A moody, mysterious and strange fairy beast!
One by one, they put their butts back on the chairs, with regrets on their faces, and ate in peace.
Behind the kitchen door curtain, the shop owner also shrank back angrily.
Several plainclothes bodyguards finally breathed a sigh of relief.
They all smiled secretly and looked at Mr. Fox.
At this moment, I really feel... Mr. Xiaohu is reliable in his work!
…
In the brightly lit hall.
Prince Lingmo sat behind the desk and looked up at the sky, looking at the suspended bronze alchemy furnace in the sky!
You can see the furnace rotating rhythmically, and black fire occasionally overflows from the furnace mouth!
All the disciples also raised their heads one after another, staring at the furnace, and even released their spiritual consciousness and entered the furnace to observe.
In the furnace, among the burning black fire, there were masses of purple-black flesh that were being stimulated to produce the aura of pregnancy. It was exactly what the prince had obtained from this world... the Purple River Cart!
And on each ball of meat, there is another ball of red meat, which is slowly squirming and forming a ball!
"Is this the master's original alchemy technique?"
"Master, do you really don't need us to take action?"
Prince Lingmo looked up at the alchemy furnace, holding the magic formula with both hands, pinching it tightly until his fingers turned blue and purple.
He also did not forget to mock his disciples.
"Go ahead? Let's forget it!"
"Don't embarrass you, and don't embarrass me!
"Just see clearly!"
The magic formula in his hand changed, he muttered words in his mouth, and stared at the alchemy furnace in the air.
And as he cast the spell, the Zihe chariot in the alchemy furnace suddenly grew roots and clusters of blood vessels, wrapping the ball of alchemy flesh!
…
"Let's go."
After finishing the ramen, Bai Mo and his group hurriedly left the store.
Talking quietly as they walked.
“Let’s have takeout next time.”
“The takeaway ramen is so easy to chew!”
"This is so embarrassing!"
“Next time I won’t bring the white ink expert!
"It's easy to get into trouble if you bring him here!"
Several people walked out of the store, finally leaving the eyes of each customer and seeing the blue sky, white clouds and bright sunshine again.
Bai Mo was carrying his apprentice's wooden claws on his shoulders. He was about to laugh when he suddenly saw a group of young people rushing in from a distance and blocking his way. They were holding a camera and carrying a backpack, shouting at the camera.
“Brothers, we really met a white ink expert!
"Now is your chance to show off your talent!
"Families in the live broadcast room, please look forward to it with us!"
In the noodle shop behind Bai Mo, several strong men with depressed faces rushed out in an instant, fiercely rushing forward, trying to grab the camera!
But several young people were also very agile in their movements, dodging and tearing at the same time.
"Huh? What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Why are you robbing us?"
"You're trying to be a big shot, right?"
"More than a million people are watching in my live broadcast room!"
Not long after, several young people were held down by bodyguards, still hesitating and struggling.
The camera was also snatched away and the memory card was being checked.
The bodyguard captain came up to Bai Mo with an apologetic look on his face.
“Expert Baimo, I’m really sorry!
“You don’t have to worry about things here.
“Their live broadcast room has been blocked and their account has been blocked.
"We will take care of things, don't worry!"
Bai Mo sighed.
Indeed, he has not been out for a long time.
Last time I went out, it was not like this!
Why was he suddenly ambushed from all sides when I went out this time?
The young people who were held down were still shouting!
"let me go!
"You can't do this!
"More than one million viewers and more than one million eyes in my live broadcast room are watching!
“We have technology and we want to show it!
"It's a big deal, right? We've seen through it all!"
Even more and more people came around, some took out their mobile phones to take pictures, some were excited and talked about it.
"Is this the white ink expert?"
"He's awesome!"
“The shelves are also big!”
"At his level, it's normal for him to have a big air."
"This is a ceiling-level scientist!"
brush……
An official car has already arrived.
The bodyguard stepped forward and opened the car door, asking Bai Mo to get in the car.
"White ink expert, please get in the car and we will solve the follow-up problems."
Bai Mo looked at the open car door, at the group of people being held down, at the microscopic people, at the faces talking about each other, and even felt that there were pairs of eyes in the store behind him looking at it. ...Suddenly I felt that this atmosphere was so weird?
It seems that from now on, I really can’t go out casually!
What a mess of an Internet celebrity store, anyone who loves it will come, he will never come here again, life or death!
As for this time...
Just as he was about to speak, he saw the fox apprentice running back to the store with a "swish" sound, and with another "swish" sound, he brought a chair from the store and placed it behind his master.
Bai Mo sat down firmly, hugged his apprentice who jumped into his arms, looked at the people around him, and said to the bodyguards.
“Let these people go.
“The connection to their live broadcast room has also been restored.
"I just sat here and watched the technology they were going to demonstrate."
…
call……
The wind in the hall brought a bit of fishy smell!
The few hanging LED lights are also shaky!
All the princes' disciples looked horrified. They saw that the alchemy furnace above the master's head was stirring up strong winds, inhaling one medicinal material after another!
The previous spiritual weapons were suspended at the mouth of the alchemy furnace, and various medicinal materials were quickly processed!
And the most eye-catching medicinal material is a piece of scalp with hair growing on the front and pus and blood on the back!
They were like hats, carried by the strong wind, flying into the alchemy furnace and into the black alchemy fire!
"In the alchemy scriptures I studied before, it was never mentioned that the scalp can also be used as medicine."
"Is this probably Master's own creation?"
Their consciousness went deep into the furnace, and they saw in the elixir fire, pieces of purple river cart, balls of elixir meat, layers of elixir skin, and pieces of scalp stained with pus and blood!
…
The hotel entrance.
There are more and more people at the micro level.
There are also more and more mobile phones taking pictures.
A dozen young people who had just been released were all smiling while stretching their clothes and restarting the live broadcast... Today, maybe if they can get the approval of the white ink experts, they will soar into the sky!
But even if you don't get his approval, you can still get this huge traffic!
The young man in charge, Zhang Pengbo, changed the name of the live broadcast room to [Showing Techniques to Bai Mo Experts] while shouting loudly to explain to the people around him.
"What we are going to perform today is the balancing act!
"Our team doesn't actually know how to balance, but we are all college students and we understand physics!"
Other young people have already placed the messy wheelbarrows, selfie sticks, glasses, plates, wooden stands, keyboards and other things in their backpacks on the ground.
"We will use computer modeling to calculate the weight, center, and friction of these things, and then calculate some force balance and moment balance, and arrange these things into an upright tower!"
I saw several young people who had already opened their laptops, opened the physics engine, opened the simulation scene, and showed it to the live broadcast room and the surrounding people.
The other young man held the wheelbarrow first, held it for a while, and then let go. Let the originally rickety wheelbarrow stand up on the ground!
He took another wine glass and placed it above the wheelbarrow.
Then he took that heavy brick and carefully pressed it onto the top of the wine glass.
Finally, he took off his hand and stepped aside, so that all the spectators could see that this unsupported wheelbarrow was still balancing upright and did not fall over despite the weight of the wine glass and bricks!
The crowd of onlookers suddenly burst into cheers.
"Hahaha!"
"good!"
"sharp!"
"There's something real!"
Zhang Pengbo held up his selfie stick and faced the live broadcast camera while shouting loudly to the audience.
"Everyone saw it, right?
“We are not doing acrobatics!
"It's a serious balancing plan, after measurements, calculations, simulations, and finally!
"Although I don't know if the white ink experts can approve it..."
While he was talking, his companion put another tablet up on top of the bricks!
When the onlookers saw that the tablet could stand upright on the bricks without falling, they cheered in surprise!
"good!"
"sharp!"
Bai Mo next to him was sitting on a chair with a gloomy look on his face.
He actually had a glimmer of belief just now. Did he believe that these people really had some wild science and technology?
But isn’t this just acrobatics?
The bodyguard captain bent down to Bai Mo's ear.
“His live broadcast is getting more and more popular.
“There have been more than 30,000 real viewers.
"Do you want to pinch him?"
Bai Mo frowned.
I just pinched it once, and pinching it a second time would definitely be inappropriate!
The Immortal Committee cannot be too simple and crude in its work. It must take into account the opinions of the people and convince the people.
But what happened today was really too clownish.
This group of young people put cups on the wheelbarrow and placed bricks on top of the cups. After placing a tablet on the bricks, they placed the tablet on top and began to carefully place a plate.
"...Our arrangement is called one pillar holding up the sky!
"In the end, all the plates, bricks, hammers, vases... we brought can be piled up one by one!"
Zhang Pengbo looked at the growing popularity of the live broadcast room, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.
In the live broadcast room, the barrages became increasingly dense.
[Is this technology? Isn't this the art of balancing? Some people have played Kuaijiu before, but they are already outdated.]
[This is different, this is a plan calculated by a computer]
[Expert Baimo didn’t say anything. What does he think? 】
[Damn it, little brother, are you guys going to be absorbed into Baimo Pharmaceutical Factory? Then you can reach the sky in one step! 】
Bai Mo frowned.
Just as he was about to say something, he saw that the "one pillar holding up the sky" formed by this group of people suddenly swayed and fell down!
There was a clang, a clang, a clang...the wheelbarrow overturned, the tiles broke, and the glass cups and ceramic plates were shattered all over the floor!
There was not a breath of wind in the field.
Zhang Pengbo was embarrassed for a moment, then immediately shamelessly shouted again into the live broadcast room.
"Ah, this is..."
He glanced at his companion next to him.
The companion answered quickly.
"Ah, we did some calculations and found that the friction coefficient of this ground is wrong. We can't put a pillar here to hold up the sky.
"This question has no answer, no solution!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a fiery red figure flying into the field with a "whoosh"!
Then the fox paw first lifted up the wheelbarrow, and then threw the broken bricks, tablets, plate fragments, cup fragments... all the mess on the ground into the sky!
puff!
It was pieces of bricks being moved and smashed onto the wheelbarrow.
Click!
It's a tablet computer, lying on the tiles vertically!
clatter! clatter! clatter!
It's the broken pieces of the plate, standing upright one after another, falling on the tablet!
Click! Click! Click!
It's the shards of the cup, one after another, falling on the shards of the plate!
That's it, until Block Claw jumped back into Master's arms.
The garbage on the ground was arranged into an upright tower!
Pieces of irregular fragments actually stood upright, stacked up to maintain an irregular balance.
Blockpaw squatted in his master's arms, holding his head high and his front paws back, feeling proud.
This balancing act, as early as a year ago, it got tired of it!
This is where the name of the Block Claw comes from!
There was a gasp of air in the room.
Zhang Pengbo and his friends were stunned when they saw the tower made of building blocks.
Bai Mo stood up and walked to the official car.
Before leaving, take a look at Zhang Pengbo and others.
“This cannot be called technology.
“It’s better called acrobatics.
“I’ll do more serious things from now on.
"Stop trying to attract traffic or deceive popularity."
After saying that, he took his apprentice and a group of people into the car.
Close the car door with a "swipe" sound.
Follow the car and drive away.
The remaining audience members dispersed happily.
Zhang Pengbo and others blushed, and were about to explain a few more words to the live broadcast room, when the screen went black and a ban prompt popped up!
[Your account has been banned]
"Huh? Why? Ban us again?"
Several partners nearby also quickly went to customer service to complain.
"Ah, boss, it's hard to handle... This is not what the Immortal Committee requested.
"Customer service said it was... because the number of reports was too many..."
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