The Ancient King Of Broadcasting, The God And Demon Li Xin Scared The Ancestor Dragon!
【54】Youlong Qingying·Xi Shi! Gou Jian Breaks The Defense! Zhu Di: There Is Also A Shit-Eater! ? Haha
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, in the State of Zhao.
After Lian Po saw his "heroic performance" on the Tianmu battlefield at home, his expression trembled slightly!
Md!
How could a lifetime of fame be ruined like this?
By the way, what does Guo Kai mean by being possessed?
Is it possible that Kai was actually chosen by the gods?
At this moment, another place in Handan City.
"Great Qin God of War" Guo Kai was also a little confused.
“This Lianpo is so good!”
"What does it have to do with me, Guo Kai?"
"It seems that Lian Po is no longer able to take on the important responsibilities. Your Majesty, he should have let Lian Po disarm and return to his fields long ago!"
"but....……"
After Guo Kai woke up from his curiosity, he also had other thoughts.
"Is it possible that I was also chosen by the gods?"
[Zhao Guo and Guo Kai: Anchor, have I become a hero too? 】
After seeing the barrage, Gu Sheng laughed directly!
#71.......
The tone of his words really sounded like Guo Kai's.
Other viewers are acting in a way that they don’t want to be serious, but you really don’t act like it!
"You're talking about the Great Qin God of War, Guo Kai?"
[Shihuang Yingzheng: Our Great Qin actually has some strong generals selected? 】
[Qin General Wang Jian: I’m so embarrassed. I never heard that there is such a person in our army! 】
[Zhao Guo and Guo Kai: Ah? Is there anyone else with the same name as me? 】
[Liu Bang, Emperor of the Han Dynasty: Damn! Can we still play? Why did King Qin have so many of his subordinates selected? 】
Gu Sheng deliberately paused, which satisfied the appetite of many viewers.
After seeing the barrage like a wave in the live broadcast room, Gu Sheng nodded to himself.
Which company is better at barrage fishing? It also depends on the anchor!
"Beat Guo Kai, everyone knows it!"
"The Qin Dynasty could unify the world without the conscientious work of the previous Qin kings, the siege of cities and territories by famous generals such as Bai Qi and Wang Jian, and the secret help of Guo Kai, the God of War of the Qin Dynasty!
"Who is Guo Kai?"
"On the surface, he is the Prime Minister of the State of Zhao, but in fact he is the God of War of the Qin Dynasty!"
"First, he told King Yan of Zhao that Lian Po was too old and arrogant by nature, and that the promotion of General Le Cheng was a lie! As a result, there was a gap between the two famous generals and they both left the Zhao Kingdom!"
"Then Guo Kai bribed the King of Zhao's envoy to visit Lian Po and prevented Lian Po from returning to Zhao! Lian Po waited for the order to return to Zhao to no avail, and ended up with regrets!
"Later, when Qin attacked Zhao, Li Mu blocked the attack. Guo Kai immediately said that Li Mu had the intention of treason and forced Li Mu to death again!"
"Kill Lian Po and Li Mu on your own, and bring down the State of Zhao! It can be said that the State of Zhao can be destroyed, and Guo Kai definitely accounts for more than 70% of the credit!"
"But it's a pity that although the Great Qin God of War has been shining brightly for the Great Qin all his life, he was still killed by Ying Zheng!"
The situation of the battle has become clear.
After A Ke and Gao Jianli fell on the opposite side, Lian Po was left empty-handed. Ying Zheng and the other three bulldozed the high ground on the opposite side without any pressure!
But the Wanchao audience had no time to pay attention to this. Countless people's attention was attracted by the big characters of Guo Kai, the God of War of the Qin Dynasty.
[Han Emperor Liu Bang: Could this fool really be an undercover agent sent by Great Qin? 】
[Zhao General Li Mu: I OOXX your Guo Kai’s XX!]
[Zhao Guo and Guo Kai: This is all a misunderstanding! How could I be Qin’s undercover agent? 】
[Shihuang Yingzheng: Our Qin country does not have such an undercover agent!]
[Li Si of Qin State: I testify that Guo Kai has nothing to do with our Qin State!]
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, in Handan City, Zhao State.
General Lian Po was immediately paralyzed. Was there such a reason behind the destruction of Zhao?
Good guy!
Guo Kai? That favored minister around King Zhao turned out to be a spy sent by Da Qin!
If the anchor hadn't said it himself, who would have dared to believe it.
"no!"
"This important matter must be reported to the King immediately!"
In the palace of King Zhao, Guo Kai's mouth twitched crazily, facing the "facts" spoken by the anchor
Guo Kai had no room to refute at all.
"Your Majesty, you are not an undercover agent sent by Da Qin!"
You see, Qin Wangzheng even said no!"
Guo Kai knelt on the ground and cried out in pain, but how could King Zhao believe his words?
"Still quibbling? The anchor calls you the Great Qin God of War!"
"How could you, Guo Kai, hide so deeply?"
"No wonder our State of Zhao has been defeated repeatedly in battles with the State of Qin. So you are an undercover agent sent by the State of Qin?"
The more King Zhao talked, the more excited he became.
"Come here, cook this Great Qin God of War to death!"
Hearing this, Guo Kai immediately split on the spot.
"His Majesty!"
"I was really wronged!"
Just when Gu Sheng was about to take Lian Po's head, a shield suddenly appeared on Lian Po.
Then, in front of the high ground, a woman wearing a plain blue dress suddenly appeared!
The elegant long skirt perfectly fits the curves of the body. It is dignified and elegant without losing charm. The long hair naturally flows behind her.
The light blue hairband became the finishing touch, completely highlighting the beauty of Linxi Shi.
And the long legs that are so white that they are dazzling when walking around are a beautiful scenery in the canyon.
There must be some flaws...
It's a pity that Xi Shi is opposite!
"Yo!"
"My sister's reaction speed is quite fast. Xi Shi's auxiliary equipment is very important!"
Gu Sheng sighed softly.
Then he looked at that beautiful figure and sighed again.
"She deserves to be the first of the four beauties in ancient times. She has a really good figure!"
[Yin Shang Daji: Am I among the four beauties mentioned by the anchor? 】
[Presidents of the Western Zhou Dynasty: Why is this Xi Shi the first of the four beauties?]
[Da Qin Miyue: When I find the secret recipe for eternal youth, I won’t believe it. How can this little vixen be the first of the four beauties?!]
[Yin Shang Daji: Who are you calling a little vixen? You crow spirit!]
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hiss! The anchor knows so much, but who are the other four beauties? 】
The barrage in the live broadcast room became active again.
Both men and women are now somewhat interested in the names of these four beauties!
The Han Dynasty, the period of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty!
In the palace, the lights are dim.
Sister Zhao Feiyan, dressed in revealing dancers' costumes, is doing her best to show off her charm to His Majesty.
Amidst the melodious sound of the drums and harp, Liu Ao's attention had already shifted to the sky.
Gudong!
Liu Ao's Adam's apple suddenly rolled up and down.
"Is there such a beautiful person in the world?"
Cheng Emperor Liu Ao looked at Xi Shi's expression and body on the sky screen and instantly became moved.
But the two beauties behind him, Zhao Hede and Zhao Feiyan, also stopped dancing and came to Liu Ao's side one after another.
The affectionate eyes instantly made Liu Ao lustful, and he narrowed his eyes and spoke.
"The two concubines are so beautiful!"
"I dare to say that my two beloved concubines will take up two of the seats for these four beauties!"
During the Three Kingdoms period, the land of Soochow.
In the heavily guarded Sun Wu palace, the two sisters Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were holding Sun Shangxiang in the boudoir and chatting witty words.
Just leave the war to those men!
Several people did not pay attention to the sky curtain.
But the anchor's words "four beauties" immediately stunned the three beauties.
Sun Shangxiang has a lively personality and was the first to react.
"Huh?"
"This anchor's words are very interesting. Are he talking about the four beauties?"
Da Qiao frowned slightly, with a slight curiosity in his tone.
"The host is probably talking about Xizi. The one in the rumors is indeed the beauty of sinking fish. Wrapping gauze by the stream can make all the fish in the stream sink!"
"If it is true as the rumors say, these four beauties are indeed worthy of their name!"
Da Qiao was discussing Xi Shi's story seriously, but Sun Shangxiang looked up and down and gently leaned into Da Qiao's ear.
"Mrs. sister-in-law!"
"It seems to me that among these four beauties, my wife is also one of them!"
As soon as these words came out, Da Qiao's face instantly turned red, reaching to the roots of his ears!
Western Jin Dynasty, the period of Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty.
In the palace of Queen Jia Nanfeng, the short-skinned Queen Jia squinted her eyes with disdain.
"Four bullshit beauties!"
"Isn't he just a pretty little wanderer?"
Tang Dynasty, Wu and Zhou Dynasties.
In Princess Taiping's house, countless servants were fawning over Taiping Kilometer.
"The princess is the beauty of heaven, but a mere Xishi dares to be called the first of the four beauties?"
"Although the anchor is a god, he still underestimated the beauty of the princess!"
"Obviously the princess is the most magnificent beauty of the Tang Dynasty, but Na Xishi was lucky enough to take the first place?"
…Details
Amidst the flattery of countless servants, Princess Taiping smiled widely!
“Speaking of good!”
"My princess has a noble status. Who else in the Tang Dynasty dares to compete with me for the title of the most beautiful woman?"
"I think the first thing the anchor said was not age!"
There was undisguised pride in Princess Taiping's tone, and many servants echoed her. For a time, Princess Taiping's palace was filled with congratulations!
Gu Sheng, on the other hand, suspended the pace of the attack.
After returning to the city to replenish supplies, he introduced Xi Shi to many viewers in the live broadcast room.
"It is said that Xi Shi's real name is Shi Yiguang, and he is also known as Xizi. There is a story about the yarn sinking fish!"
"Not only that, Xi Shi is also a true national hero!"
"At that time, the State of Yue became a vassal of the State of Wu, and the King of Yue, Gou Jian, was lying on his back and trying to regain his country!"
0Please give me flowers...
"When the country was in crisis, Xi Shi endured the humiliation and pledged herself to the country. Together with Zheng Dan, King Gou Jian of Yue dedicated her to King Wu Fu Chai, and she became King Wu's favorite concubine!"
"Xi Shi deceived the King of Wu so much that everyone rebelled against their relatives and became uninterested in state affairs. She covered Gou Jian's comeback, and the Kingdom of Wu was finally destroyed by Gou Jian. Unfortunately, Xi Shi lost sight of her after Wu was destroyed!"
[Wu Wangfu Chai: GRD Gou Jian, are you playing me? 】
[King Goujian of Yue: Don’t say anything. When I gather the army of Yue, I will give it to you directly! 】
[Ji Fa, King Wu of Zhou: Isn’t this Xi Shi just like Da Ji in Cheng Tang? Isn’t she a demon concubine who brings disaster to the country? 】
[King Goujian of Yue: So what? It’s not my country that’s in trouble!]
[Yin Shang Daji: What did I do wrong? 】
[…]
There was a quarrel in the barrage in the live broadcast room. Seeing this, Gu Sheng admired the energy of these people even more.
What a great acting performance!
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, in the palace of King Wu.
King Wu Fu Chai was so angry that he released Gou Jian back to Yue.
Who would have thought that the anchor would immediately tell him about Gou Jian's performance.
Can you bear this?
But Wu Guo has been at peace for a long time, and it is really difficult to mobilize the army for a while. At this moment, Fu Chai already regrets a little, why didn't he listen to Wu Zixu's words?
But as the king of a country, he really couldn't bear to admit that he
My own mistake!
"Why!"
"How come I was deceived by Gou Jian?"
After sighing softly, Fu Chai suddenly showed some hesitation on his face.
"Xi Shi...what should we do?"
At this moment, within the territory of Yue Kingdom.
Gou Jian's face no longer showed groveling flattery, but only a trace of vengeful anger.
"I swear to defeat Wu!"
"The live broadcast room is really lively!"
Gu Sheng looked at the enthusiastic speeches of many viewers in the live broadcast room and couldn't help but speak.
Then I recalled the TV I watched not long ago.
He immediately became interested and continued.
"It seems that you are all very interested in the history of Wu Yue's struggle for hegemony? Then the anchor will tell you some interesting things about Wu Yue's struggle for hegemony!"
"Everyone knows the story of King Gou Jian of Yue who tasted the gallbladder while lying on the firewood, but did you know that Gou Jian once tasted the feces of Fu Chai?"
"At that time, in order to win Fu Cha's trust, Gou Jian did not hesitate to lower his status and even gave up his basic dignity!"
"It was this act of tasting excrement that enabled Gou Jian to gain Fu Chai's trust!"
[Wu Wangfu Chai: Damn it! Gou Jian, you are really a ruthless person! 】
[First Emperor Ying Zheng: Ah? The story about Gou Jian eating Xiang is actually true? 】
[Han Xin of the Western Han Dynasty: He who can do what others cannot do will surely be able to endure what others cannot tolerate! I can endure it!]
[…]
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, within the territory of Yue State.
Gou Jian, the king of Yue, had already somewhat broken his guard at this moment.
Tasting excrement for the King of Wu was also to gain Fu Chai's trust.
Although humiliating.
But he doesn't stick to trivial matters when it comes to big things, so naturally he won't care.
But why did the anchor suddenly say everything?
[King Goujian of Yue: Anchor, why do you keep talking about everything? 】
Tang Dynasty, Taizong period.
In the Tai Chi Hall, Li Shimin had a strange smile on his face after listening to the host's slightly joking tone.
"interesting!"
“Although I have heard this statement in history books, I really didn’t expect it.
Tsk tsk!
Li Shimin shook his head and paused, his tone getting weirder.
"The Yue King Gou Jian is quite courageous, but as the king of a country, how can he make a comeback that undermines his status and dignity?"
The people behind him shook their heads, their eyes full of disgust.
Things like eating food...
Gee, just thinking about it makes me sick to my stomach!
Ming Dynasty, Yongle period.
Emperor Yongle returned from his first great victory in the Northern Expedition [and was holding a grand celebration banquet in the Forbidden City.
Zhu Di was on top of the throne. At this moment, he was not only celebrating the success of the Northern Expedition, but also celebrating the auspiciousness of the sky.
Everyone present raised their wine glasses.
At Zhu Di's signal, everyone drank it all in one gulp.
But at this moment, the anchor said that Gou Jian tasted feces and turned the noisy celebration banquet into a library.
It would be too disappointing to taste anything during a big banquet!
The atmosphere changed quietly, and Prince Zhu Gaochi, King of Han Zhu Gaoxu, and King of Zhao Zhu Gaochi all turned their attention to the old man.
There seems to be a thousand words hidden in the strange eyes.
They didn't say anything, but they seemed to have said everything.
Zhu Di directly spit out the wine in his throat. The pungency in his throat was far less than the burning on his face at this moment.
"Why are you guys looking at me?"
"Although I lived in a pig pen when I was pretending to be crazy, the food I ate was pig food, not pig manure..."
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