The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

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"Good morning everyone!" Bai Xue stretched and walked into the restaurant.

"Good morning." Xiao Ming, Cao Nuo, and Wu Ge nodded in response.

"Hey, why don't you see Little Red Riding Hood." Bai Xue asked strangely.

Although they all live in the other side of the flower, but they have their own business during the day, they rarely stay in the courtyard, so everyone can gather at breakfast every day. Although Little Red Riding Hood has only been here for a few days, this rule is still clear. In order to be able to ask the seniors for their experience in time, during breakfast time, Little Red Riding Hood can be said to be rain or shine.

"Go to the old dean." Cao Nuo said.

"Dean?" Bai Xue was stunned for a moment, "It's not going to…"

"Never inseparable." Xiao Ming nodded regretfully while biting his sandwich.

"It's still too young." Cao Nuo also joined the ranks of regret.

"Oh...that old man will only be a rogue." Wu Ge sneered.

Everyone looked at Wu Ge in silence, as if to say: You think everyone has the eloquence of your lawyer Wu, and you can make the underworld judge speechless, you can only rely on being a rogue.

Little Red Riding Hood came out of the courtyard office and asked three staff members along the way, an old grandfather and a grandma, and finally grasped the whereabouts of the old dean, and was playing Tai Chi with grandparents in the courtyard.

Little Red Riding Hood passed through the square dance area, the folk dance area, the ballroom dance area, and finally found the Tai Chi area in the corner. The old dean with Hefa and Tongyan stood in front of the old men and women, playing Tai Chi leisurely.

"President, I have something to ask you." Little Red Riding Hood stood in front of the old dean.

"It turned out to be Little Red Riding Hood." The old dean shouted lovingly.

"This is the new girl in our courtyard. She's so handsome. What's wrong with her?" An old man on the left of the dean asked with a smile.

"Uh... El Niño terminal illness." Little Red Riding Hood replied obediently.

The old man said sadly.

"!!" Little Red Riding Hood's face is full of black lines. How can I get angry and bully me as a beautiful girl who respects the old and loves the young?

a little."

"Mr. Li, we are a hospice, and whoever comes here is not waiting to die, you still care about that." Dr. Liu said while playing Tai Chi, "I have been doing it all my life. The doctor who knows how to deal with the patient best, although it hurts the truth, it is the most useful."

"Hospice care is the word of care. I have been engaged in education all my life. Let me tell you, humanistic care is the first." Teacher Li also returned.

"Uh..." Little Red Riding Hood said speechlessly, "You two are right, but I have something to do with the dean now, I will help you analyze it later."

"Dr. Liu, Teacher Li?" Little Red Riding Hood had no choice but to look at the two elderly people beside her for help.

"Understood." The two high-quality seniors retreated in tai chi knowingly.

"What's the matter? It's so frustrating early in the morning."

"I want to change jobs!" Little Red Riding Hood said what he thought about all night. That's right, after returning from Brother Wolf yesterday, Little Red Riding Hood thought for a whole night and came to the conclusion that she couldn't handle such a big pervert as Brother Wolf.

"Change jobs? Then you change jobs, come and tell me?"

Ah, Tai Chi is really a treasure of my Chinese martial arts, elegant and healthy, no wonder it has endured for thousands of years.

"I need you to change it for me," said Little Red Riding Hood.

"You're such an adult, you can decide for yourself to change jobs, why are you looking for me?" The dean said with disgust, "Don't be a bitch."

"Oh~~" Dean finally understood, his hands kept moving, "It's only a few days before you give up."

"On the fifth day, this person committed suicide four times in total." Little Red Riding Hood stretched out four fingers and almost poked the dean in the face.

The dean turned around and pushed out the Tai Chi in his hand. Little Red Riding Hood was frightened and stepped back several steps: "Four times in five days, the frequency is not very high, you still have twenty Five days, make persistent efforts."

"President, I can't do it, I can't handle this person, this person is a pervert, he is not a normal person at all." Little Red Riding Hood said eagerly.

"If you are a normal person, what do you want?" The dean said earnestly, "Young people, the salary is not so easy to earn."

"President, I'm a newcomer, can't you give me a simpler task?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.

"Do you think life is divided into noble and inferior?" The dean suddenly asked.

"It should be... not." Little Red Riding Hood replied uncertainly.

"Since there is no distinction between noble and inferior, and our mission is to save lives, what is the difference between the difficulty and the difficulty?"

"..." Little Red Riding Hood deeply suspects that the old dean and the wolf brother may have come out of the same training class, and the delusions are the same.

"But... my task is really difficult. Bai Xue and Xiao Ming both said that the difficulty factor of this task exceeds the standard." Little Red Riding Hood said.

"I understand you, you must be very depressed, frustrated, and helpless right now."

"Mmmm." Little Red Riding Hood nodded desperately, and the old dean understood her.

"You should think more about salary at this time." The dean gave a very effective suggestion, "It will give you endless motivation."

“…”

"Think about it, who else can give you such a high salary?"

"..." Little Red Riding Hood finally recognized the reality, "That is, if you don't want to die, you have to do it."

"How to change?" Little Red Riding Hood excitedly said.

"As long as someone is willing to take over your task," said the dean.

Take over? Little Red Riding Hood began to filter candidates in his mind. Brother Wolf is such a pervert. It must be a protracted battle to cure him, so he must find someone with longer HP. Who has the longest HP...

"However," the dean said before he finished, "As the price of changing the mission target, you can't take on new missions until the mission target is conquered."

No more new missions! That is to say, if Brother Wolf can't do it within a month, no, there are only a little more than twenty-five days left. Within this time, Brother Wolf can give up suicide, and he will be dead.

Little Red Riding Hood scratched her head in frustration: "You might as well say no."

"Hey, that's how inhumane the company is," said the dean.

Your sister, you are a branch of the underworld group, and you also pay attention to humanization.

But the matter of temper is small, life and death are big, Little Red Riding Hood can only hold it in one breath, and has to follow the old man's buttocks, admire him doing Tai Chi, and ask for help by the way: "Dean, I really don't know what to do now. Did you do it? Brother Wolf was annoyed by me before. In order not to see me again, he decided not to commit suicide for the next month. I don't want to say that he will kill himself now, I don't even have a chance to get close to him. "

"Don't commit suicide within a month?" The dean seemed a little surprised.

"Hmmmm." Did you notice something?

"There is progress, continue to bother him until he doesn't want to commit suicide." The dean encouraged.

Your sister, did you not realize that I have less than a month left?

"President, I don't have enough time." With such a careless leader, Little Red Riding Hood is very tired.

"I don't have enough time, I can help you with this." The dean suddenly said generously.

Little Red Riding Hood was stunned for a moment, as if she couldn't believe it, the old dean actually said a human word, is he going to advance my salary in advance? ?

While Little Red Riding Hood was thinking about things, I saw the old dean suddenly turned around and shouted: "Everyone, Little Red Riding Hood said she didn't have enough time, let's give her a proverb."

"Tao Yuanming said that if the prime of life does not come again, it will be difficult to return to the morning. Be encouraged in time, and time waits for no one."

"Shakespeare said that no matter how gluttonous time devours everything, we must strive to gain our reputation while this breath is still alive, so that the scythe of time cannot hurt us."

"□□ Saying 10,000 years is too long, just fight for the day."

"Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows..."

Grandpas and grandparents don’t play Tai Chi anymore, they become cultural people, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign poetry.

Little Red Riding Hood was desperate, she turned and left the Tai Chi area, then passed through the ballroom dance, folk dance, and square dance area, and returned to the room lonely.

Does she really want to kill such a beautiful, lovely, innocent and kind girl?

The author has something to say: Today is another la la la la, praise me! !