The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

029

The morning sun rises from the east, and the morning light sprinkles slightly on the branches and leaves of the trees, flowers and plants, and the dewdrops are crystal clear.

If this is a mountain, there will probably be a curl of smoke.

Brother Wolf stood on the balcony of the apartment, facing the rising sun, overlooking the city that was gradually waking up, and he really remembered the morning picture of the mountains and fields that he saw at the art exhibition yesterday.

"Sir, breakfast is here." Bodyguard A came over to remind Brother Wolf.

"Yeah." Brother Wolf responded lightly and turned back to the house.

When passing the living room, Brother Wolf caught a glimpse of the writing board that did not match the decoration of the house, and the extremely ugly writing on it.

"Why didn't I find out before that Little Red Riding Hood's handwriting is so ugly?" Brother Wolf thought.

Brother Wolf shook his head, turned around and went to the dining room. After a simple breakfast, he returned to the living room. He took the tablet and read the new article for a while, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Sir, what do you need?" Bodyguard B saw that Brother Wolf seemed to have some orders.

"Does Dr. Xiao know about my discharge from the hospital?" Brother Wolf asked.

"Sir, have you forgotten? Dr. Xiao went back to the apartment with us yesterday." Bodyguard B reminded.

"Cough... I'm afraid she'll be stupid and go to the hospital again." Brother Wolf said.

Little Red Riding Hood appeared in front of Brother Wolf almost every time before and after Brother Wolf finished his breakfast, but after breakfast was finished today, Brother Wolf watched the news for a long time, but Little Red Riding Hood was not seen for a long time , so I asked a strange question.

"Probably not." Bodyguard B said.

"Then why haven't you come yet?" Brother Wolf asked.

"It's still early, and Dr. Xiao may still be on his way."

Earlier? Brother Wolf glanced at his watch, it was seven thirty-six. What time is the hospital's breakfast delivered? It's like eight o'clock?

"Or... let me call and ask?" Bodyguard B suggested.

"No, you go down." Brother Wolf raised his hand to stop him.

Little Red Riding Hood, who was supposed to be on the road, still did not leave the other side of the flower at this time, she was complaining at the breakfast meeting.

"No, it can't go on like this." Little Red Riding Hood said excitedly.

"Isn't it good? Eat food, drink coffee, listen to concerts, and watch art exhibitions every day. How lofty this life sounds." Cao Nuo said.

"The tall one has a fart, and the tall one is boring." Little Red Riding Hood felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, "Ten days, ten days, I've been doing this every day for ten days. It’s such a boring thing, no wonder Brother Wolf feels that life is boring, and I feel that life is boring.”

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Go, I can't sleep soundly with my waist strapped."

"It's not about the dress, you are fat." Bai Xue pointed out immediately.

"And yesterday's art exhibition, I can't understand even a single painting. You said that there is nothing to see in those paintings. The paintings are not all landscapes. Look." Little Red Riding Hood exclaimed, "A painting still sells for millions, and a bunch of people are rushing to buy it. I really can't understand."

"Even if you understand, can you afford it?" Wu Ge suddenly asked.

"Uh..." Little Red Riding Hood, who was suddenly scolded, was a little surprised.

"Little Red Riding Hood, be careful what you say, the art exhibition you saw yesterday was held by a painter whom Lawyer Wu admired." Bai Xue reminded in a low voice, "He missed the exhibition because he was going to court. Somewhat unhappy."

It turned out to be so, Little Red Hat looked at Wu Ge in shock, it turned out that there was a romantic artistic heart under the appearance of Wu Ge's strict and poisonous tongue.

"That is to say, so today, I absolutely cannot agree to participate in those boring activities." Little Red Riding Hood made up his mind.

"Didn't you say that Brother Wolf wants to climb the mountain?" Bai Xue suddenly said, "Anyway, your sunburn is better now, it's better to go climbing, it's more interesting than participating in these boring activities."

"It makes sense!" After being reminded by Bai Xue, Little Red Riding Hood remembered that Brother Wolf did mention going to the mountain at the earliest, but he was seriously sunburned at the time, so he was made a joke by himself. past. But now is a good time to bring it up again.

As soon as she said it, Little Red Riding Hood went back to the house and changed into a set of sportswear, sunglasses and sunscreen, and then ran to Brother Wolf's apartment excitedly.

The above forgot to mention that Brother Wolf's burn was finally driven out of the hospital by the director after two weeks of treatment. (Fan Ti: You haven't left for two weeks. Do you want to pay for a skin and get rid of the scar before leaving?)

It was half past nine when Little Red Riding Hood arrived at Brother Wolf's apartment, nearly an hour later than usual.

"Brother Wolf, what are we doing today?" Because the writing board was in the living room, Little Red Riding Hood came over very skillfully.

Brother Wolf knew that Little Red Riding Hood was coming, but since Little Red Riding Hood entered the door, he didn't lift his eyes. Obviously, he was not happy: "You are late."

"Uh..." Little Red Riding Hood thought for a while, "Do we have a set time for this?"

Brother Wolf frowned: "No?"

"???" Little Red Riding Hood understood Brother Wolf at this time, and immediately reacted, "Yes, yes, it's my fault, I went out late and the road was stuck in traffic."

Brother Wolf naturally wouldn't believe Little Red Riding Hood's casual excuses, but he also knew in his heart that he and Little Red Riding Hood had not discussed the treatment time.

Brother Wolf saw that Little Red Riding Hood took the initiative to admit his mistake, so he accepted it, put down the tablet in his hand and finally glanced at Little Red Riding Hood: "What's the matter with your outfit today?"

"Oh, it's like this." Little Red Riding Hood took the opportunity to say, "I remember the next day, Brother Wolf said that he would go to Mount Mile to watch the sunrise and sunset. The injury has not healed, and it is not easy to go out, so this matter is put on hold for the time being. But I have always kept this matter in my mind and never forget it, so as soon as my sunburn healed, I changed into my sports clothes and planned to accompany you there. climb mountains."

It is strange that the sunburn is not good, none of the activities that Brother Wolf has picked during this time are really outdoor.

"I almost forgot about this, why do you remember?" said Brother Wolf.

"Remember, remember, I remember every day, as long as Brother Wolf mentioned things, I will remember." Little Red Riding Hood said immediately.

I'm good at flattering.

"Aren't you afraid of getting sunburned when you go climbing?" Brother Wolf asked.

"Don't worry, I'm fully armed this time. For this mountain climbing, I bought a special for outdoor adventures, five-star praise from Africans, and a super sunburn with 120 times the SPF." Little Red Riding Hood Said, "Make sure the UV rays don't hurt me in the slightest."

"For the sake of your diligence, let's go climbing today." Brother Wolf said graciously.

"Okay." Little Red Riding Hood was overjoyed when he saw Brother Wolf's agreement, turned around and picked up the pen, and wrote the thirteenth rule on the writing board: Go to the Maier Mountain with Little Red Riding Hood to watch the sunrise and sunset, and also There are stars.

"Brother Wolf, Brother Wolf, let's go to the outdoor equipment store first." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly said when they set off.

"What?"

"Aren't we going to watch the sunrise? We must spend the night on the mountain, so we have to buy a tent, and two more." Little Red Riding Hood said.

"Two?" Brother Wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood in confusion and asked, "How do you plan to distribute them?"

"Of course it's you and me." Little Red Riding Hood said of course.

"What about the two of them? Don't you need to sleep in a tent?" Brother Wolf pointed to the bodyguard driving in front.

"That's right." Little Red Riding Hood remembered at this moment, "I almost forgot, then I have to buy three, one for you, one for me, and one for the bodyguard."

"How is it possible? Am I that kind of person?" Little Red Riding Hood loudly denied.

"After all, you didn't show up in front of me in pajamas once or twice. This time you finally have the opportunity to spend the night with me. It's not surprising that you will do something." Brother Wolf said .

"I won't do it, and I won't do it now." Little Red Riding Hood retorted.

"Oh??" Brother Wolf suddenly became interested, "Then when are you going to do it?"

"Uh...then what...do we still have to buy sleeping bags, is it cold at the top of the mountain? We have to buy cotton coats, it will definitely be cold at night." Little Red Riding Hood changed the subject bluntly.

Brother Wolf sneered, and did not dismantle Little Red Riding Hood, thinking about what might happen at night, and suddenly became a little interested in today's itinerary.

If Little Red Riding Hood sneaks into her tent in the middle of the night, do you want to drive her away?

If you change it, just let the bodyguard go down the mountain.

But now that I'm familiar with it, should I save some face, or else I'll lose a mountainside.

On the other side, Little Red Riding Hood was relieved to see that Brother Wolf finally stopped questioning himself.

Although her wolf brother's plan has always been on the agenda, it is also the last step. In the depths of Little Red Riding Hood's heart, she naturally hopes that wolf brother can give up suicide, and then she can go well Get a year's worth of health to survive this life-and-death crisis.

However, after getting along during this period of time, the more times Little Red Riding Hood sees Brother Wolf, the more he feels that this Brother Wolf is not only a pervert and prefers suicide, but only in terms of appearance and body. If so, it's definitely worth a night's sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood thought, and glanced at Brother Wolf's beautiful face secretly, and secretly assessed: If Brother Wolf is the only man he has slept with in this life, his appearance is still qualified.

In the face of death, will the integrity really fall to the ground?